When Mama Guan was young, she was a well-known naughty bag in Dongcheng. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

When she was one year old, she was able to go up to the beam, and her mother was still hanging on a beam, and no one knew how she went up at that time.

When he was three years old, he was the "little bully" in the alley, beating dogs and chickens all day long, and leading a group of little mud babies to cause trouble everywhere.

When he was five years old, he was a good hand at fighting, and he never spoke about the problems that could be solved by force, and more than half of the children in Dongcheng were "mixed with her", in addition to collecting "protection money" in "her territory", he also made a living of cockfighting and sending letters, and later developed to the point that the entire Dongcheng was "covered by her", and there was no one who did not know this "Guan Boss".

After the age of eight, Mama Guan mixed up her first name on the rivers and lakes, and people gave her nickname - Guan (Guan) couldn't stop it.

That's right, even Mama Guan's gambling-addicted father, a domestic violence maniac, can't shut down (control) Mama Guan.

In the past, when Mama Guan committed a crime, her father would beat her, and she would run away; Later, there was no choice but to lock her up at home and not let her go out and cause trouble.

However, the Guan family, which leaked around, naturally couldn't shut up the "female overlord", and Mama Guan has been acting more unscrupulously since then.

Until one day, Mama Guan, who no longer paid off her gambling debts to her gambling father, was sent to the palace by her gambling ghost father.

The lowest palace daughter in the palace has to sign a deed of sale, and life and death will be in the hands of the official family in the future. This is different from those high-ranking female officials who can be released from the palace when they are old, and the errands they do are the hardest, most tiring and dirtiest work.

Mama Guan didn't complain, she entered the palace with a head on her shoulders, and of course, she didn't accept her fate.

At the beginning, Mama Guan suffered a lot.

The leading eunuch is a dead pervert, and Mama Guan was born beautifully, so she was naturally taken by the leading eunuch.

Who is Mama Guan, can she eat this kind of grievance? A hairpin went down, and the eunuch was killed on the spot!

Of course, she didn't get any good results, and was imprisoned in the Punishment Department - all the palace maids and eunuchs who made mistakes were concentrated here, which can be called "purgatory on earth".

Very few people can come out of the Shen Criminal Division, very few, but Guan Mama walked out, not only out of the Shen Criminal Division, but also all the way into the eyes of the emperor.

The thirty-eight-year-old Guan Mama has become the most authoritative and high-status upbringing grandmother in the palace, and the teachings of the princes and princesses must be approved by her before they can be considered "completed". The palace people gave Guan Mama a second nickname: Guan Yan Wang.

Those who have been trained by her have to shed their skin even if they don't die, and if something happens to her, you'll know what is true: you can't survive and die.

And now, this Guan Mama is standing in front of Qinglan.

Guan Mama's deeds Qinglan naturally knows a little bit about it, and now if there is a naughty child in the capital, the adults will scare him (her) if they don't listen: "If you are naughty again, I will give you to Mama Guan!" ”

-- It's better than a beating.

"Lord Shu." Mama Guan made a palace salute to Qinglan.

Qinglan suddenly felt at a loss, and she didn't know where to swing her body. Seeing the other party's bright eyes, his heart jumped suddenly for no reason, "Mama." ”

Guan Mama smiled with a standard face, and Qinglan's worries along the way finally came true: the emperor must be angry with himself, otherwise he would not acquiesce to the concubine Niangniang to send such a "difficult to serve" "big Buddha" to "suppress" and "teach" herself.

Qinglan Qinglan only guessed half right, and the job of coming to the Zhongyi Marquis Mansion to teach Princess Duan was won by Mama Guan herself. Not only was Concubine Jiang very surprised when she heard it, but even Emperor Jingtai was surprised when she found out.

You must know that with Mama Guan's status in the palace today, even the emperor is polite to her.

Mama Guan said this to Guifei Niangniang, at that time, Jiang Guifei was angry, because of Qinglan's performance in the main hall, "It's too unruly!" ”

"Niangniang, the old slave has been in the palace for more than 40 years, and I have seen all kinds of women, but Master Shu is like this, the old slave has never heard of it for a long time."

Somehow, Concubine Jiang suddenly thought of the ancestor of the Lin family, Her Royal Highness the Eldest Princess.

How can it be comparable!! Shaking her head, Jiang Guifei threw out the old face of the eldest princess, and faced Mama Guan's old face head-on.

"In the humble opinion of the old slave, Master Shu is a piece of jade, but he was born in the market since he was a child, and he doesn't know how to behave in a way. The old slave is willing to share the worries of the emperor and Niangniang, help Lord Shu, and just want not to fall into the royal reputation. ”

"Mama, if you want to get out of the palace..."

Mama Guan shook her head, she was alone, and it didn't make a difference if she couldn't get out of the palace, she just wanted to meet this Shu Qinglan, and felt that this girl was different.

(How lonely is invincible...)

"Ask for the grace of the concubine and fulfill the old slave."

Having said that, Jiang Guifei is not easy to refuse-in fact, she is still a little excited in her heart, and she wants to see how Mama Guan will clean up Shu Qinglan.

As soon as she saw Shu Qinglan, Mama Guan was even more sure of what she thought, Shu Qinglan and herself were "all the way".

"Master Shu," Mama Guan's face was still smiling, and everyone took two steps back unconsciously, and Yijuan Yichan was shaking her calves and stomach. "This is a (royal) family rule, please read it carefully today, and tomorrow morning, we will start class."

Qinglan looked at the cage booklet, her scalp tingled, "Mama should rest for two days first... It's not too late to take another class. "I'm going to write a letter to the emperor asking for guilt, the emperor~! I was wrong~~~! Your Majesty~~~ Take Mama Guan back~~~!!

Mama Guan seemed to have "seen through" Qinglan's "heart", "The old slave can clean up in one day." ”

Pack up... Maybe Mama Guan also promised this in front of the emperor... Target.

Including the old general Yi, they all looked at Qinglan with pity.

Only Pan Erniang was in a very good mood, and she rolled up her sleeves and was ready to "show her strength", "Mama, try my craft today." ”

Mama Guan thanked politely, glanced around at everyone, and said in her heart: Master Hou is not like Master Hou, Mrs. is not Mrs., this family should be picked up well.

******

Qinglan spent an afternoon and wrote a letter of invitation to the emperor, and between the lines were sincere words of "repentance", hoping that the emperor would read it... can be a little soft-hearted, if you can "take back" Mama Guan, it would be perfect.

After praying, Qinglan put the fold away and opened the cage.

I rub...!

A box full of books, in other words, does the Li family have so many rules? Da Shunlu can't make up so many words!

Fortunately, Qinglan has a good memory, and she can touch the class when she reads more books, and before the third watch, she has gone through these brochures roughly.

In the middle of the night, at least that's what Haruman thought, and she was woken up by a hot cloth.

"Mommy... Mother? You don't sleep so late~~~ Huh? At the end, Qinglan couldn't help but yawn.

"Master Shu, it's time to get up." Mama Guan's voice was more like a cold machine, which made Qinglan suddenly sober up.

Get up? Right now? It's still dark! It's dark!!

But Mama Guan's expression was telling Qinglan: Get up, I'm not joking with you.

Well, Qinglan endured her irritable wake-up anger, even if she went to the morning court, she could sleep for an extra hour!

Yijuan Yichan has long been accustomed to Qinglan's washing method, but this quilt-style washing method Guan Mama disagrees, so Yijuan Yichan has come all over again according to her method, "continue", "do it again"... It wasn't until Qinglan's face was about to be rubbed that she barely passed.

Next is to brush your hair and apply makeup.

Needless to say, Qinglan has to continue to act as a "guinea pig".

Guan Mama combs a good hand, but Juan Yichan does not have this talent... Usually their own hair buns are also pulled at will, and Qinglan wears a "black gauze hat" most of the time, so...

"This is a peach blossom bun, start with the simplest."

Wow~Mama's craftsmanship is good~!

The three girls turned into starry eyes in seconds, and Qinglan took the stinky mirror and looked around.

But when it was replaced by Yijuan Yichan...

"Not right"

"Nope"

"Wrong"

"Tear it down and start over"...

Qinglan's whole neck is so stiff that she can't do it, two stupid girls!

Finally, when Yijuan Yichan combed into a peach blossom bun, the sun was getting tall.

"Mama, let's..."

"Master Shu," Mama Guan's face was very penetrating, "it's time to put on makeup." ”

Subao~~~!

People often have a bad temper when they are hungry, but in front of Mama Guan, Qinglan didn't dare to make a mistake, and Mama didn't eat breakfast~!

Qinglan never wears makeup, and she doesn't have a full set of makeup.

Mama Guan magically conjured up a "makeup box", "Master Shu, these rouges are all made by the old slave himself. ”

No girl who loves beauty can refuse a whole set of "extravagant" cosmetics, and Qinglan is no exception.

She held the box and began to pick and choose, "Mama, can you eat this?" ”

Mama Guan was still expressionless: "No." ”

Qinglan took the small enamel box, opened it and smelled it, it was so fragrant~~~ "Isn't this made by Mama herself?" "Isn't it a natural plant and fruit extract?

Mama Guan: "This is to remove armpit odor." ”

Belch... Qinglan put down her hand embarrassedly, and her sister didn't have an armpit smell.

Maybe Mama Guan has any other plans, in short, there is no "difficulty" in terms of makeup, and she painted a peach blossom makeup for Qinglan with her own hands, and Qinglan suddenly felt that she was beautiful.

"Changing clothes."

Mama gave an order, and Yichan and Yijuan took out almost all of Qinglan's spring clothes - either Confucian mansions or school uniforms. There was only one skirt, interspersed in the middle of a pile of dark robes, which looked so abrupt.

Qinglan was a little embarrassed, but Mama Guan didn't care, she had long expected that Shu Qinglan didn't have any women's formal clothes, and sure enough, it was even more "miserable" than she imagined. ”

"Master Shu," Mama Guan put on the dress she had prepared in advance, "Please change your clothes." ”

Wow~~~ Qinglan carefully stroked the exquisite embroidery on the skirt, how long has she not worn a skirt, it seems that she started from going to Jinan...

While dressing Qinglan, Mama Guan explained to her the texture and origin of each dress, Qinglan said that Mama Guan is not as evil as she said outside!

(Hehe, you're happy too soon.) ）

By the time Qinglan left the house, it was almost noon.

"Miss," as soon as she got out of the hospital, she greeted Mama Zhuang, smiling with a beaming face: "Lord Duan is here." ”

******

Yan Song's face had never been so rich as it was now.

Red and white, white and green, now it is as black as the bottom of the pot.

"You! You ......"

Yan Shifan proudly opened his left arm, "Dad, how is it?" ”

Yan Song didn't come up with a mouthful of old phlegm, and almost fainted, how about the "......"? You're doing it to death!!

"Dad, you don't have to be too surprised, my son still has..."

"Smack!"

Yan Song was reluctant to slap his son's face, after all, he was also a grandfather, and this slap fell on Yan Shifan's chest.

"Daddy?" Yan Shifan was stunned, why did he beat me?

Yan Song didn't want to stay here any longer, so he walked out first.

The sun outside the house was warm, and it was obviously infinitely good spring, but Yan Song felt cold all over his body.

What a "golden mountain" it is! The emperor's private treasury is nothing more than that, right? No, no, no, the emperor doesn't like gold bricks so much... And gems...

Knowing that his son usually likes to collect rare treasures, Yan Song didn't take it to heart, who doesn't have a little hobby!

But such a "golden mountain" has not added those "collections" in his study, oh my God, if the emperor knows... That's a proper raid!

"Dad~?" Yan Shifan locked the door and saw his father looking at the sky in a daze.

Yan Song almost fell from old tears, son, don't call me dad, how can I have a son like you, you are my father and my ancestor!

"What Shu Qinglan said to you in the main hall, but is it true?" Please, good son, tell your dad it's fake, it's slander!

I didn't want Yan Shifan to laugh, smiling obscenely and indifferently, "It's just a group of maids..."

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So, what Shu Qinglan said is true?! "How would she know?"

"Hi~! It's not a son entertaining guests..."

Yan Song understood in seconds, this is when his son feasted guests, let these maids use their mouths as spittoons... Come on.

In fact, this kind of private banquet between officials and nobles is also to let the guests have fun "to the fullest", men, it is also common to have fun... It's not just the Yan family that does this, isn't it all like this in the "circle", and there are also some famous families who directly provide thin horse services.

What's more, there are also small or cigarette ointment, such as on Prince Yu's mansion.

But no one has ever exposed these in front of the public so nakedly.

Yan Song was depressed, this is the disadvantage of women being officials, it is difficult for women to enter this "circle", and it is very important that men and women "can't play" together.

Emperor... Yan Song recalled Emperor Jingtai's gaze and expression in the main hall, it was time for the Yan family to think about another way out.

Although Emperor Jingtai blamed Qinglan for exposing it on the spot, he knew very well in his heart that these were the perennial dark corners of the officialdom, which had been stinky and fermented, and Qinglan's move was to bask in the sun in this corner.

The moment when the real thing is opened is indeed ugly, but if you stay in this corner any longer, let the cancer roll bigger and bigger, and sooner or later the entire court will get sick.