The moment Qinglan walked into the living room, everyone cast shocked eyes, except for Thirteen and Xiaobao, the former with a smile on his face, who didn't know what he was thinking; The latter was completely frightened, Qinglan actually put on makeup?! See you for a long time~!

I was going to surprise everyone, but I immediately realized that I hadn't received the standard blessing "training", so pull it down, don't be ashamed. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info just wear such a dress, if it's an official salute...

"Hi~" Qinglan waved her hand unnaturally, and the embarrassment was all committed.

What expectations are crumbling in everyone's hearts, and the only one who is not affected is Mama Guan, who is even more determined to "completely" transform Qinglan.

I don't even know the most basic blessings for women, it's too much! Alas~There is a long way to go~

Even if there is "no appearance", at this time, Qinglan is also "unbelievably beautiful" in the eyes of Thirteen, and the scorching heat that lingers between the two rises higher and higher, and the people around them are about to be "burned" by them.

Brother Huan playfully stretched out a finger and slowly moved to the middle of the meeting between Thirteen and Qinglan's eyes.

With a violent shaking of his body, Brother He'er collapsed on the chair pretending to be electrocuted, Qinglan glared at him, stinky boy, it's quite fast to learn this!

Everyone: Poof~

(Well deserved!) Who asked you to make this set of actions when you explained electricity at the beginning~)

Thirteen withdrew his gaze a little embarrassed, but his gaze still turned back to Qinglan from time to time.

"Ahem," General Yi took the lead in breaking this "ambiguous" atmosphere, "His Royal Highness King Duan, please." ”

Qinglan subconsciously wanted to take Mama Guan and invite her to join her, but she didn't expect Mama Guan to be one step ahead of her and retreat first.

Mama, I can't walk in this dress!

******

"The wedding date is set for October 20." After Thirteen finished speaking, he looked at Qinglan expectantly.

Why?

Qinglan didn't dare to look directly into the eyes of Thirteen, and didn't say anything, this is under the "broad daylight" of the cliff~!

After the meal, the two of them took a "walk" in the school yard under the sun.

In fact, Qin Tianjian chose a total of three days, the other two are the sixteenth day of the lunar month and the twentieth day of February in the spring of the next year.

Emperor Jingtai first denied the one in February, and then asked about the repair of the Thirteen Princes' Mansion.

Duanwangfu was doubled on the basis of the original Ruiwangfu - Emperor Jingtai assigned a certain blister to Duanwangfu, and the amount of work was longer than originally expected.

And there are many places in the original Ruiwang Mansion that need to be renovated, so the time is still relatively tight.

"Father, it's October 20!" Can't stop putting it off any longer!

Emperor Jingtai glanced at his son, looking at your anxious roar, it's useless!

"Father~!"

Emperor Jingtai waved his pen and hooked October 20.

Thirteen was so happy that he smiled, and he had to tell Qingqing to go quickly! At the same time, he did not forget to promise Emperor Jingtai: "(The palace) will definitely be completed on time." ”

Emperor Jingtai suddenly felt that his youngest son was in the way, "You can pack up and go to Xishan (Daying)." ”

Thirteen's smiling face immediately collapsed into grievances, "Father, my son is going to get married in October..."

"It's only the first day of April."

"The palace hasn't been finished yet..."

"What, do you still need His Royal Highness Duan Wang to do it himself?"

"......" Thirteen lowered his head, there are still more than six months left for the wedding, half a year!

"Besides, it's unreasonable to meet before the wedding!"

“......”

"Huh~?" This long tail note not only represents Emperor Jingtai's faint displeasure at the moment, but also some threatening elements go deep into it.

"The son will go to the camp in Xishan tomorrow, and I hope that my father will be earlier... Let the son come back. "Thirteen don't dare to make a mistake at this juncture.

Emperor Jingtai neither nodded nor shook his head.

As soon as he left the palace, Thirteen came to the Mansion of the Marquis of Zhongyi, who knows when the next time he will see Qinglan, maybe on the day of the wedding!

"Your Majesty... Are you mad at me? Qinglan secretly glanced at Thirteen, and this guy laughed like a fool when he talked about marriage.

"How so!" In the past two days, the father and the emperor have recruited the Zhu family father and son into the palace every day to study "electricity".

How could it not ?!

"That Guan Mama..."

"Oh, when every princess and concubine is preparing to get married, the Internal Affairs Office will send a teacher to teach Mama Xi to teach the big wedding ceremony."

"I know, but I have to invite this one too, right?" The famous Guan Yan Wang, sister can't stand it, okay?

"What, Mama Guan didn't tell you?"

"What?" Is there anything else I don't know about here!?

"It was Mama Guan who recommended herself in front of her mother and took the initiative to ask to be your teaching mama." Thirteen said with a serious face.

Yes!?!

Looking at the thirteenth again, it doesn't seem to be fake, Qinglan suddenly had a full face, what is it, "Is it okay to change people halfway?" ”

Thirteen raised his eyebrows, "I'm afraid I can't." "I haven't heard of a (princess) who changed her religion halfway.

In this way, I have survived.

For the first time, Qinglan and Thirteen had surprisingly the same idea, hurry up and get married!

"Qingqing," Thirteen took Qinglan's hand, "Lord is leaving tomorrow." ”

(⊙o⊙)？！ You are the male protagonist, don't you need to prepare for marriage in the capital? Don't need to follow the rules or anything?

"Not far away, my father asked me to go to Xishan (Daying) to study." Thirteen took the opportunity to take a step forward.

"You... Don't get so close, stay safe. Qinglan stood still.

"Okay." Thirteen leaned forward again.

At this time, Qinglan could feel the heat exhaled by Thirteen, and subconsciously closed her eyes.

"Miss~!"

Qinglan suddenly felt a chill all over her body, and when she opened her eyes again, Thirteen was already three steps away from her.

"Miss, Mama said it's time to go to class." Yichan gasped, she ran over in a hurry.

"That's... I'm gone, you be careful on the road. "His eyes are full of reluctance.

"Hmm."

Looking at the back of Qinglan leaving, Thirteen eyes showed worry, Mama Guan is not a good stubble.

******

Mama Guan is not only not good, she is simply a crazy old witch!!

Small bamboo poles?

Hmph, Mama Guan's homemade small bamboo chips have a better practical effect and a wider range of blows!

Embroidery needles?

Hmph, Mama Guan's homemade fine hair needles are more than a foot long, piercing deeper, and the damage area is smaller!

As for the rest, Qinglan will not have time to comprehend.

In the scorching sun, she had a copper spittoon on her head, and her body was half-squatting in a blessing ceremony.

The spittoon is filled with swill to prevent the person who is in the bowl from "being careless" (lazy) and pouring out the contents of the bowl.

"Your back should be straight but not stiff, Master Shu, are you made of stone?"

Qinglan wanted to relax, but the swill bucket on her head was not "allowed".

"Women are like water..."Balabala, and "The Female Ring" is also interspersed in the middle, "Be cautious in the clouds, women are soft..."

is similar to what Mama Guan thought before, Qinglan has a good foundation, she sits and sits, and she stands and stands, and as an official of the imperial court, her etiquette is still good. But as a princess, the royal daughter-in-law, it is far from enough.

Holding her breath, stealing her breath, and enduring the rotten smell of the rancid swill, Qinglan secretly blamed the cook in the house, when the swill is hot, you should take it all at once, how can you keep it smelly? It's so irresponsible!

In such an environment, Mama Guan can still eat snacks and drink tea "comfortably".

Hardcore!

In addition to the place where Qinglan stayed, there were fine hair and long needles within one square meter of her body, and she didn't know how Mama Guan arranged it like this.

Talent~!

A quarter of an hour, two quarters of an hour, Mama Guan didn't seem to see Qinglan "suffering", drank a bowl of tea, and actually dozed off on the chaise longue with her eyes squinted.

Let's sleep~ Let's sleep...

Half an hour later, Qinglan whispered, "Mama, Mama? ”

Asleep? Oh yes!

I just wanted to raise my hand to wipe my sweat, but I heard Mama Guan on the recliner say quietly: "Master Shu~"

Qinglan was so frightened that she was unstable, and the swill bucket above her head was almost swaying, lying down, people were scared to death, Mama, you are too inauthentic!

An hour later, Qinglan's legs had turned from soreness to numbness, from numbness to pain, from twisting tendons to piercing pain, and now—I'd rather be pricked to death by a needle!

Just when Qinglan was thinking about whether to fall to the left or to the right, Mama Guan spoke.

"Master Shu, it's time."

Qinglan squeezed her eyes hard, sweat rolling down her eyelids, oh my God, I actually felt that Mama's voice was like a heavenly sound?! Oops, oh my god, I'm crazy!

(Can you stop using adjectives indiscriminately!) ）

"Master Shu, please drink tea." Mama Guan beckoned, and the white bone china bowl was like a little smashing and beckoning happily to Qinglan.

Qinglan looked at the tea in the bowl vigilantly, and sniffed uneasily, I'll go, I smell swill at this time.

Picking up the tea bowl, Qinglan noticed that there was a problem - her hands were shaking.

This is a taboo in officialdom!

I don't know which one invented the bowl, in addition to skimming the foam when drinking tea, it can also... Insight into people's hearts.

Pay attention to the word "stability" with the bowl, cover for the sky, support for the earth, and the bowl for people. It has a skill that other tea sets can't envy - inquiry.

Especially when talking, looking at the posture of the other party's bowl, you can get a glimpse of the other party's details, such as family background; If the bowl is unstable, will it make a "bang" sound, which represents the mood of the bowl holder at the moment: nervous? Joy? You can find out a thing or two from the bowl.

When it comes to officialdom, especially when people of the same level but different factions test each other, the function of Gaiwaner is more vividly reflected.

In the palace, especially when meeting the emperor, many ministers will shake slightly when they drink tea, which is not rude, but represents the awe of the emperor's imperial power.

Qinglan is very ashamed, her bowl is shaking at the moment, and sometimes this kind of shaking will make people panic.

It's called timidity.

Mama Guan smiled and picked up her bowl, not moving at all, "Lord Shu, please~"

Alas~ This is the tea set (gap)!

"Mama Guan, what can I do?" Qinglan pointed to her arm, she couldn't stop drinking tea every time she finished the salute.

Mama Guan's smile is even bigger, and her children can be taught.

******

What kind of students do teachers like the most?

Let's start with the story of a saint.

When Confucius was young, he studied the piano from his teacher.

He played a tune, played it well, and soon satisfied the teacher.

The teacher said to him, "Change the tune."

Confucius said, no, I just know how to play the melody of the tune, and I don't know how to express its technique.

When the teacher listens, he says okay, then you continue to play.

After a while, he found that he was very proficient in all kinds of special techniques, and the teacher said to him, "You can change the tune."

Confucius said, no, although I understand the technique, I still don't understand the intention of this piece, what it is trying to express.

The teacher thinks this student is very special, so let him continue playing.

After a few more days, he played so well that the teacher asked him to change the tune.

Confucius said, "No, although I now understand its intention, I still don't know what the person described in this piece is like."

The teacher had no choice but to let him play again.

Until one day, Confucius said to the teacher, "I now know what this man looks like." The man whom this piece sings is a thin, tall, and dark man, with eyes looking into the distance, as if shepherding sheep, if not King Wen of Zhou, who would it be.

The standard answer is that the name of this piece is: Wen Wang Cao.

The teacher avoided the teacher's position and bowed to Confucius.

A good student is like a sponge, absorbing all the good stuff. And all great people have a learning process, in this process, they always take the initiative to absorb nutrients to fill themselves.

It cannot be denied that Qinglan is a good student, turning passive into active, and there are more and more problems, Mama Guan is not only not annoying, but also teaches more seriously, and I can't wait to teach her everything she has learned all her life.

Knowledge can be taught, but experience cannot be transferred, and both of them deeply regret this.

Of course, as a palace maid, Mama Guan also has inexperienced times.

For example, sexual intercourse.

Qinglan listened to Mama Guan tell herself one by one when she could have sex and which day she couldn't, otherwise she would hurt her body, taboos, etc., and suddenly lost her expectations for the most wonderful "sex" between men and women.

First of all, among the 24 solar terms, the beginning of spring, the beginning of summer, the beginning of autumn, the beginning of winter, the great cold, the great heat, the spring equinox, the autumn equinox, the summer solstice, and the winter solstice cannot have intercourse.

Then on the first, seventh, eighth, twenty-second, twenty-third and last day of each month, you are not allowed to have intercourse.

On May 16, the day when the qi of heaven and earth meet, you cannot have intercourse.

There are also the fifth day of May and the ninth day of September, and sexual intercourse must be avoided on these days.

Thunderstorms, strong winds, hailstorms, earthquakes and other weather are not allowed to have sex.

There are also different ages, and the number of intercourse times is different.

"Those who are twenty years old have a vent every four days, those who are Chinese New Year's Eve have a vent every eight days, and those who are forty years old have a vent on the sixteenth..."

Of course, it is absolutely not possible to have sex during the small day, in addition, it is not okay to have an empty stomach, and it is not okay to eat full; Not during the day, not in the evening, not at night, not at night, not at night...

"Mama," Qinglan was about to cry, "when is it okay?" "It's not a normal married life!

Mama Guan put the small bamboo slice back, "Next, let's talk about which day is better to have a child and which position is still good." ”

...... Next Olympics!