Chapter 116: Too Big Brain
When I opened my eyes, I was lying on the sofa of Yan Yuer, Yan Yuer put on her clothes, and the girl next to me saw me wake up, her expression was a little frightened. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Yan Yu'er was very close to me, and I immediately wanted to get up and run away, and the corners of my mouth twitched and hurt.
"Say, what's the matter with you, why are you in a hurry, can't you knock on the door gently?? How did I fall, my head was bleeding. Yan Yu'er's expression didn't change much, however, I could feel the strangeness in her eyes.
"You see that the girls are so scared that they are hiding in the room and not coming out."
Hey, Yan Yu'er, you are such a young girl, why, why did you embark on the road of taking drugs with others, since I fell, it must be the will of God, let me persuade this lost lamb!
Yan Yu'er hasn't done anything to me yet, which means that there is still a trace of pity in her heart, I flashed Qin Wan and Su Rong's voices and smiles, my girls, whether I can go home today or not depends on the creation I will wait for.
"Yan Yu'er!" I looked at her firmly and solemnly and grabbed her hand.
"What are you doing??" Yan Yu'er was a little strange and didn't have time to struggle.
"Taking drugs is a crime, Yan Yuer, you brought others on the road of drug abuse, and you ruined her life!" I persuaded with great seriousness.
"You're insane, what kind of drugs?"
"Don't pretend, Yan Yu'er, what is this?" I looked at the two small oiled paper bags scattered on the sofa that Yan Yuer hadn't disposed of yet.
"If I'm not mistaken, this should be, it's xx cause, right?"
"You're still tall, this is a makeup remover and face towel, hahaha, take drugs, laugh at me to death, you idiot."
Yan Yuer casually threw out a small oiled paper bag, and when I opened it, it was really a folded face towel.
This, this, "I said you guy, is it a cranky person who reads too many books, is also addicted to drugs, and has a bit of intelligence, who would do this kind of thing at home, besides, I'm not a fool." Yan Yu'er spread her hands.
Oh, it turned out that my brain was short-circuited, and I was thinking too much.
"Then, why didn't you react at all for so long, you slept so deeply, and said that you were going to train today, I thought something was wrong with you! As soon as I came in and saw the oil paper bag, I saw you again, you, you slept with someone else's mushroom girl..."
"What a girl, that's my relative's daughter, came to Hangzhou to play for a few days, just fell out of love, drank a few more drinks with her at home, chatted for a while, slept at 4 o'clock yesterday, barely got up in the morning, and went back immediately."
"Then you,You can't either.,Drunk and promiscuous.,Human girl..."
"What are you thinking!" Yan Yu'er broke free of my hand and gave me a head.
"She can't sleep, I sleep with her, my mother is used to sleeping naked, do you have any opinions!"
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I carefully sorted it out, it seems that it is indeed such a cause and effect, drugs or something, I really admire my imagination, I would actually wrap the face towel, as a drug...
Now that I know the truth, I feel extremely embarrassed, I really want to find a hole to drill into.
The girl just fell out of love.,I didn't want to believe in a man.,I'll do it again.,Got,People really think that men are not a good thing.,When the time comes, it's not a lily.,It's also a lily.,Originally, a good-looking girl is a scarce resource.,Lily is simply a tyrannical thing.。
"Ah, hmm, Senior Sister Yu'er, what should I do now, should I get out of here?"
"You should get out, you don't know what your brain is made of, you're like an idiot, and you've seen people out..." Yu'er still blushed, no matter how big a girl is, I guess I can't stand it, I will kowtow to Yan Yu'er, all kinds of apologies, Yan Yu'er shook her head, "Forget it, it's my fault, it was supposed to be good training, I originally wanted Lao Yue to call me." ”
"Yue'er has something to do today, so I asked you to call you."
"Hey, I didn't expect it to take so long, I can't blame you, I deserve it." Yan Yu'er smiled a little helplessly.
"Senior Sister Yu'er, it's okay with you, anyway, I treat you as a brother, what should the one in it do, do you suspect that she was born? Shall I apologize? ”
"me off, idiot, what do you mean it's okay for me? I'm not a woman anymore??? Yan Yu'er's eyes widened, and she jumped up from the sofa angrily and patted me on the head.
I was helpless for a while, so what do you want me to say, ah, I looked at your chest, I'm sorry I didn't mean to, but I think it's good-looking, I looked at it twice, and I had a nosebleed?
Then I'm sure I'll be beaten Thomas for a 360-degree backflip.
This kind of pretending not to care is just enough to hide my current embarrassment? Fortunately, Yan Yu'er didn't pay much attention to my must, thinking that I had just fallen.
"Are you alright?? I fell so hard just now, I was scared to death. ”
"Actually, it's okay, it hurts everywhere, this staircase is not high, that is, I fell and got dirty, and your sofa was dirty, which is not good."
"When are you still thinking about the sofa, just wipe it with hot water when the time comes, your trouser legs are broken, your head is bleeding, your nose is blue and your face is swollen, or you will rest here more, you won't go to training today, it's almost 6 o'clock."
"6 o'clock?? I've been in a coma for so long! I sighed, and then called Liu Ziyang, fortunately, the phone was not broken, and I made up a reason casually, saying that I was a little uncomfortable, and what I ate at noon suddenly became SB, although Liu Ziyang was suspicious, but when he finally heard that I couldn't shout Yan Yu'er, he suddenly realized, and hurriedly said that it was okay.
"Brother, when I was beaten by Yan Yu'er before, I also had a stomach all night, and I was in a hurry, you, take care."
He wouldn't think I was beaten up by Yan Yu'er, right...
"Dangdang!" There was a knock on the door, and Yan Yu'er went to open the door.
"Yu'er, I heard that you didn't go to the stadium to train all afternoon, have you slept with your sister yesterday until now? Didn't the junior come to call you? Huh, junior? ”
Dongfang Yue saw my miserable appearance and exclaimed, "What's the matter??" ”
"Well, that's a long story..."
"I'll make a long story short..." Yan Yu'er gave a general account of the matter, and Dongfang Yue laughed when she heard it, "Senior sister, can you control yourself, is it so funny?" ”
"Hahahaha, I can't control how much I remember!" Cantonese accents are out, my God.
"Junior brother, why are you so stupid, taking drugs, haha, laughing at me, imagination, too, a little richer." Dongfang Yue smiled and half-squatted on the ground, and her usual reserved appearance was shattered by my stupidity.
Then my mobile phone rang, it was a call from Su Rong, this time is almost the time to go home, my wife called me home for dinner, and I am still a little sore, I want to rest a little.
And Yan Yuer and Dongfang Yue were still talking without scruples, and Su Rong's ears caught it almost immediately.
"What's the matter, Brother Night, you still have girls by your side now? Nor is it noisy, are you, in someone else's house? (To be continued.) )