"Ah, this, I won't be able to explain it clearly for a while, I'm at Yan Yuer's house, you come to me, 901, Building XX, XX Community."

"At Yan Yuer's house? Then you wait for me, and I'll go over right away. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info" Su Rong hung up the phone quite neatly.

At this time, the bedroom door was pushed open, and an innocent girl wearing a suspender shirt and jeans walked out.

Actually, it's the one I saw before, ahem, the choppy one, maybe it's a little unrecognizable when you put on your clothes.

She put her hands in her pockets and looked at me with some disdain and disdain, "Perverted." Although it was quite light, I still heard it, "Hey, Yan Yu'er, she just said that I was a pervert, right?" ”

"yes, you're a pervert, isn't that already an indisputable fact." Yan Yuer was an understatement.

"Hey, you know, I'm here, I'm here to call you for training! Besides, even if I, ahem, have a big brain, but I think it's entirely possible that you take drugs, like you... ”

Before she finished speaking, Yan Yuer gave a brain crash. "What does it mean that I am a normal drug addict, and which normal person will think that I am a drug addict!"

"If you go to a nightclub, you may take drugs if you go to a nightclub!"

"Besides, you see how I will arrange you when your two little girls come, oh, someone broke in with a wine bottle and saw me and my sister's nakedness!"

I instantly felt cold sweat, this is not a problem that kneeling on the washboard can solve.

"Yu'er, no, Sister Yu'er, you are the most icy and jade lotus in the world, out of the mud and not stained, they are all villains, I have no eyes, and my behavior is reckless, you just, adults don't remember villains, don't, don't arrange me, you see me fall, oops, it hurts to death." I let out a miserable howl.

Dongfang Yue was about to get up laughing next to her, "Hahaha, junior brother, you, you don't go to act in sketches, talk about cross talk, it's a pity, hahaha, absolutely, definitely a, hahaha, live treasure." ”

Yan Yu'er looked at me grinning and smiled, "Indeed, this idiot junior, don't worry, I have my own measure, of course, in return, there is also a mental damage fee..."

Yan Yu'er rubbed her fingers and looked at me, "You can't do it, do you mean it?" ”

"What do you mean, let me state first, I don't want money, I don't want money, I don't want it, I'm a poor hanger!"

"Poor, oh, well, that can't be helped." Yan Yu'er sneered, "Oh, in broad daylight, a pervert ** broke into my bedroom and my sister's bedroom to do something wrong!" ”

"Don't, don't, okay, Sister Yu'er, you say, what do you want, it's within my ability, I, I'll think about it."

"I don't want your money."

"Don't want money to say, hehe, of course, I, I sell my art, I don't sell my body." I struggled for a moment, then said.

", who wants your body, next week, next week, and the club meeting at the end of the semester, all of them are yours, and you write the summary of the club work at the end of the semester, no objections, right?"

"Okay, can I still say I don't agree, how many words is the work summary?"

"About 4,000."

"Okay." I nodded, this was also a helpless solution.

Then the girl who came out of the bathroom whispered softly at me again, "Perverted." ”

"Hey, I said!" I felt a little resentful, but before I could express my displeasure, the girl closed the bedroom door.

"I said your sister, why is this, I, can't I apologize."

"You've seen people, does it work to apologize? I also watched it twice, and you said that you are a pervert, what is it if you are not a pervert? Yan Yu'er had a calm and breezy expression.

"Then I haven't seen you like this, senior sister!"

"After listening to your idiot's explanation, I don't think it's worth being angry with an idiot like you, and you fell so badly that I can't bear to talk about you." Yan Yu'er poked my forehead.

"It hurts a little bit, but it should be a skin injury."

"I'll let your two chicks take you to the hospital for a look and checkup."

"Go to the hospital, is it so serious?" Growing up, I had an inexplicable fear of hospitals, and the smell of disinfectant immediately reminded me of, "The sound of grinding teeth in a morgue." "Bed No. 44" and other stories, as well as the story that I hung up the bottle after I was a child, because I was thin, the nurse's sister smiled, and stabbed me 3 times, and directly pierced Lao Tzu doubted life.

"Let's take a look, junior brother, you've fallen a floor, won't there be a competition next week." Dongfang Yue finally suppressed her smile and said seriously.

Cut, I'm not going anyway, I'll go home and take a shower and sleep when I go out.

As he spoke, there was a knock on the door.

"Here we are." Dongfang Yue went to open the door, and as soon as Qin Wan and Su Rong came in, they found me lying on the sofa, and there were still coagulated blood stains on my forehead, Yan Yu'er didn't wipe it for me, it was indeed a little scary.

"Brother Ye, what's wrong with you, Yan Yu'er, what did you do?" Qin Wan was naturally quite anxious.

"Yes, Senior Sister Yu'er, what's going on."

"Ah, in fact, the matter is very simple, I was late yesterday, I said that I would train in the afternoon, Jiang Ye came to call me, and when I went out, my shoelaces were not tied properly, and I fell." Yan Yu'er's explanation is easy to understand, but I always feel that this logic is not thorough enough, but I still nodded, "Hey, I was in a hurry, so I fell." ”

"It's also my fault, the phone was left in the living room, I couldn't wake up, I didn't get up until Jiang Ye knocked on the door, he was injured, he was a little unwilling, you take him to the hospital to have a look, prescribe some smeared potion, it will be better."

"Brother, why are you so careless, you are stupid, you will fall if you take a staircase." Qin Wan pouted, probably believing it, I secretly applauded in my heart, it would be good if I could prevaricate the past.

"Wait, Brother Night, why did you fall down the stairs, didn't you take the elevator?"

I'm going, why is Su Rong's thinking so meticulous, and this can also see the clues?

"I'm just idle, standing on the edge of the stairs, and I don't know what to do, so I rolled down." However, when Su Rong stared at me, I couldn't resist it, "From the elevator to the stairs, the distance is at least several meters, why are you standing at the top of the stairs to wait for the elevator?" This reason is unreasonable, right? Su Rong's eyes flashed with a hint of cunning and scrutiny, scanning back and forth between me and Yan Yu'er, and my face was a little hot.

This is Sulok. Sherlock Holmes? It can only be said that once a woman discovers the clue, her ability to touch melons is very strong.

"What did you see that made you so eager to leave? Well? Su Rong asked, crouching beside me.

"Well, I didn't want to say that." Yan Yu'er sighed and threw out a small oiled paper bag of makeup remover face towels.

"Your family Jiang Ye, when you see this thing, you think I'm taking drugs..."

I can clearly feel that the air is stagnant, and from the perspective of a normal person, this excuse is a thousand times more unreliable than the one just now, but this time, I didn't blush when Su Rong looked at me, there was nothing to admit, "Well, indeed, maybe, it's because my brain is too big, isn't this someone doing drugs and alcohol together, so I think, ah, this..." )