The couple followed the little girl into the light, and when they got closer, the couple was very excited, and they looked at the courtyard from the outside, which was clearly a small villa! This kind of family, the family is well-off, in the jargon of "Jumping God", that is the "Meat Buddha" (in the jargon of the Jumping God: Meat Buddha is a service object that can be slaughtered with a knife in blood, compared to Meat Buddha, thin Arhat is the jargon that has no oil and water to fish. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 The couple looked at each other and nodded their heads in tacit understanding: Today is the right time!

The little girl knocked on the door, and a woman's voice in the house shouted, "Here, is it my family?" ”

"Yes, Mom, I've brought the two masters over!" The little girl shouted at the door:

After a while, a pair of heavy doors slowly opened, and a woman in her thirties walked out of the house, seeing that her daughter had invited two masters, she hurriedly greeted: "Hard two, come here without any difficulty." ”

The couple categorically wouldn't say anything like "it's okay" or "it should be...... Instead, his face turned pale, and he said coldly: "If it weren't for the sake of saving people, even if your family contributed more money, we would disdain it." ”

When the woman heard this, she was even more embarrassed to greet her: "Otherwise, my child's grandmother is seriously ill and will go to the big city tomorrow to see a doctor, and I will never dare to influence the master at this time." Thank you so much! Let's get inside. ”

The couple followed the woman into the house, and the little girl, at the direction of her mother, went to her room alone to take a bath and rest, while the woman went to the kitchen and poured tea and water for the two masters. The couple was standing right in the middle of the first floor. It's a little embarrassing. Don't know where to sit? Finally, the woman who was still in the kitchen on the first floor said to the couple, "Two masters. Why don't you go upstairs and see the child's grandmother first? I'm here to boil you some hot water, make a cup of tea, and cut some fruit. ”

The couple heard that they could go upstairs on their own, a treatment they had never enjoyed. How so? Doing so is equivalent to making it easier for the couple to take the sheep by the hand. The couple looked at each other again with a tacit understanding, and then the two of them walked upstairs one after the other.

This family is really good, the stairs are all with turns, and the materials used to make the stairs are beech, very heavy, extremely magnificent. At the wall of the staircase, there are a lot of decorations and works of art, absolutely high-end, and a painting from the wall should be sold for tens of millions of yuan. But the painting was too big for the couple to take the sheep with them, so the couple could only take one step and look at one step, and saw some small objects, which looked very valuable. When people were unprepared, they put it in their own pockets.

The two went to the second floor. Facing the couple is a horizontal corridor, there are three rooms on the left and right sides of the corridor, and the door of one of the rooms is open, faintly, I feel that there is an old lady lying inside, and it seems that the person who wants to be a great dance god is in that room. The couple originally thought that while their family was not prepared, they would go to other rooms to see first, it was best to have gold cash, but it was really not good, and it was good to order jewelry and watches, but the old lady in that room seemed to sense the arrival of the couple, and saw the old lady in that room lying on the bed and waving to the couple outside the door and said, "Come on...... Come up here......"

The couple saw that they were already eyeing you, so they didn't want to move the idea of other rooms, and the two of them smiled awkwardly and walked into the old lady's room......

The old lady's room is not very big, about more than 20 square meters, the facilities in the room are relatively simple, in addition to a bed, is a wardrobe, two chairs, the couple just walked into the old lady's room, only to hear the "bang" behind them, the couple instinctively looked back, the original open door did not know why it was closed.

The old lady didn't seem to mind closing the door, and greeted her warmly on the bed and said, "Two masters, sit down!" ”

When the couple saw each other's seats, you should not be polite, after walking for such a long time, they should sit down and rest for a while!

"My granddaughter should have told you about me, right?" The old lady asked:

"Said ......" the husband said disapprehantly: "Your situation is very serious, if you really want to dance the gods, the money will be ......" It seems that the couple is now full of thoughts about how to slaughter this "meat Buddha".

The old lady sighed deeply and said, "Money is something outside the body, as long as it can save my life, I am willing to give as much as I want!" It's worth it! ”

"That's absolutely no problem, as long as we make a big move, to put it bluntly, it's faster than the medicine to get rid of the disease! Your granddaughter has also told us about the situation of your old man, and the time is not early, we might as well push open the skylight and say something bright, in your current physical condition, in our eyes, it is called the upper body of the little ghost, and it will take us a lot of energy to get rid of this little ghost, so it will be difficult to bargain for this money! The wife first said to death:

The old lady lay on the bed and nodded, then pointed to the wardrobe and said: "I bother the two of you to help me open my closet, there is a little money in it, I heard about the things during the day today, I helped the Li family drive away a fox spirit, they are 10,000, I ...... This is haunted by imps, this imp should be easier than the vixen, right? But don't worry, I will still settle with you according to the standard of driving away fox spirits, 10,000 yuan, a lot of money. ”

As soon as the couple heard that the money was in the closet, the two of them jumped up from their seats in a hurry, opened the closet, and when they opened it, the couple was stunned on the spot, looking at the things in the closet, and couldn't say a word...... Where's this closet? Divide...... It's clearly a money cabinet. I saw that in the closet, there were few clothes, just a few pieces pressed at the bottom of the closet, and the rest of the space was stacked with stacks of hundred-dollar bills and gold and silver utensils, just now there are millions of dollars, can this not make the couple stunned on the spot?

I saw that the husband swallowed a mouthful of saliva, pulled his wife to the seat, closed the closet door casually, and said in an extremely calm tone: "Old man, what you just said seems a bit far-fetched! ”

"Far-fetched?" The old lady looked at the couple inexplicably and asked, "Am I wrong?" You might as well get straight ahead. ”

The husband nodded and said, "The so-called Hades is easy to bully and difficult to deal with. A real big monster. We just need to invite all kinds of immortals. Everyone, let's talk about it, this matter is settled, but the little ghost is different, the gods and goddesses are disdainful of the little ghost, and they can't be invited at all. will also take his own longevity. Therefore, you just said that it is easier to get rid of imps than fox spirits, which is obviously not true! For us, it is enough to get rid of a big monster and give an incense money, and invite the gods, which is naturally settled by the gods, but for the little ghosts, it is not only the incense money, but also the hard work of our dancing gods. There is also the risk of breaking our longevity. If this account is calculated like this, 10,000 yuan can't be stopped! "I talked about it for a long time. Isn't it just to sit on the ground and start the price, thinking that people have money, and they want to make a bigger sum from it. The wife originally thought that this 10,000 yuan was already a big pie falling from the sky, it was enough, but she couldn't imagine that her husband was more greedy than herself, and her heart blossomed, and the husband sang and said: "Yes, this little ghost is difficult to get rid of, old man, in your case, it may not be good to spend more than 100,000 yuan in the hospital, so you can only rely on dancing gods, once and for all." The old lady didn't seem to be able to bargain at all, it was really a "meat Buddha", seeing the couple say this, she just sighed and said, "Hey...... For the sake of his old life to live for two more years, how much money will have to be spent, those two masters, you see, how much do you have to do this Dharma of dancing the great gods? ”

The husband had his eyes slightly closed, and he muttered something in his mouth for a long time, and then his eyes opened, and he said in a very open-minded tone: "That's it, we see that you are also a kind-hearted person, just now I communicated with the great god, thinking that this little ghost is still easy to get rid of, and then your old man has done a lot of good deeds on weekdays, so I won't embarrass you, give you 50,000 yuan, we will help you dance the great god, do things, and get rid of the little ghost on your body, okay?" ”

"Really?" The old lady felt overjoyed, and said to the couple, "That's the best!" Don't close the closet door just now, the money is all in it, if you have one stack, you can just take five stacks yourself! ”

The real joy should actually be the couple, seeing the old lady said this and quickly agreed, the couple had joy and sorrow in their hearts, happy that the money came too easily, sad that I didn't know that this old lady was so generous, said 50,000, without frowning, I knew that it was better to say 80,000 or 100,000? In front of the old lady, the couple opened the closet, took out five stacks of hundred-yuan bills in a serious manner, and put them in their cloth bags......

Many readers may ask: Why did this couple hurry up to finish the Dharma and leave in a hurry? How good is it like the Li family? deceived the Li family, and by the way, deceived a little neighbor.

Don't think that this couple who dance gods don't have that kind of brain, in fact, they are proficient, how many people can come to see the practice of beating gongs and drums in this environment at this time? The effect of advertising is basically negligible. The most important thing is: the 50,000 yuan is only told to the old lady, if the old lady's family knows, will they still agree to the 50,000 yuan deal? Determined to repent, instead of entangling with her family at that time, it is better to hurry up and finish the ritual and slip away. And one of the most important reasons: it's not early! I had to go back at night. For these pretending to be ghosts, what they are most afraid of is actually ghosts. Rushing to the night road, so they are really relieved.

In order not to alarm the old lady's family, the couple said to the old lady: "Old man, you are physically inconvenient, you can only get rid of the little ghost here, after the little ghost is removed, the little ghost will definitely be possessed by people, if you let your family watch next to you at this time, the safety of your family will be in question." It doesn't matter to us, the little ghost is in the body of your family, we will collect money from you again, and then come to your family to do the magic of dancing the gods, but you will not spend this money unjustly! ”

For the couple's "intimate" reminder, the old lady said gratefully: "That's right, I really bothered you, and I still helped me think so well so far." Lines...... Listen to you. You can do it for me right here! ”

"That's fine. But you still have to explain to your family, what if your family suddenly breaks in when we are doing something? It's hard to say then. You explain to your family, after we finish the Dharma for you, you will be very relaxed, after all, the little ghost has left you, so you will fall asleep peacefully, and then what. We have to get rid of that little ghost in a hurry, and then we will take the little ghost downstairs, and your family will have to stop us for tea and fruit, which will also be extremely disadvantageous. "Gotta ...... The couple has already thought about the way back!

Although the old lady was seriously ill, her thinking was still relatively clear, and she could still keep up with the couple's statement, only to see the old lady nodding frequently and saying: "Of course, of course, you have to tell them." As soon as you catch the imp, leave quickly. Don't let my family stop you! As soon as the old lady finished speaking, she picked up the bedside phone and called downstairs, downstairs must have been answered by the child's mother, and the old lady according to the couple's explanation, the child's mother said on the phone that there was no problem.

Seeing that the old lady had explained everything, the couple was very excited, and they suppressed their excitement and started dancing seriously.

Some of the steps related to dancing gods, such as: makeup, singing, dancing...... For the current couple, they are all exempt, and they can't wait to take out their own incense, it seems that they are going to directly hypnotize the old lady with drugs.

After the couple put on the masks, the husband lit the incense, and the lit incense kept swaying back and forth in front of the old lady, whose eyelids became thicker and thicker under the effect of the incense, and finally her eyes drooped directly. When the wife saw it, she felt that she could leave, picked up her bag and was about to jump out of the door, but she was grabbed by her husband, "What are you going to do?" The husband asked:

"What? Why don't you leave quickly? The wife looked at her husband incredulously and said:

I saw my husband pouting at the closet, and the wife immediately understood, yes, it's all like this, why not take a little more? Just about to reach out and open the door of the closet, suddenly the old lady lying on the bed said: "Didn't you say 50,000?" How? Isn't that enough? ”

The couple was shocked, especially the wife who stretched out her hand to open the closet, and was even more shocked that the cloth bag hanging on her hand also fell to the floor, the husband took a deep breath, walked to the old lady, and took a closer look, seeing that she was hypnotized so well, how could she still finish speaking, could it be that the hypnotic is not solid enough? Anyway, I took the incense again, and there was a burst of "edification" to the old lady, if the incense of the right person was smoky, there was still a trace of artificiality, and there was some pretense, then the current "edification" was completely hypnotized for the sake of hypnotizing people, so to speak, in terms of nature, there was a little change.

Five minutes later, the husband judged from experience that there should be no problem, so he glanced at his wife and asked her to quickly get some money from the closet, and the wife was just about to open the door of the closet, when the old lady suddenly spoke again: "This is not right, you have made me stunned, why don't you exorcise evil spirits?" Could it be that the imp was exorcized? Hearing such words, it is really not an exaggeration to use the word "collapse" to describe the couple. To tell the truth, the husband at that time really had the intention to strangle the old lady to death, but after thinking about it, this price is too great, no, it is better to follow the step-by-step process, it really doesn't work, the money in the closet is gone, and earning the 50,000 yuan is also a lot of income, so he made another look at his wife, this time the look is very clear, that is, there is no need to go to the closet to get the money, in order to prevent extraneous branches, quickly finish this ritual.

Seeing this, the wife also dispelled the idea of taking the money, came to her husband's side, and followed her husband to observe why the old lady had not been hypnotized. Observing here, the old lady over there was reluctant, her eyes widened, she looked at the couple and said, "It's not too early, it's better to hurry up, when are you going to see it?" ”

The husband estimated that there might be a problem with the incense: he forgot to add sleeping drugs to the incense he ordered, so he asked his wife to change it again, and then lit it again, this time using double the incense, presumably the effect can also be doubled.

The old lady was smoked by the incense, and her eyes slowly closed again, this time the husband did not dare to assert himself, but did a good way to exorcise evil spirits, so as to prevent the old lady from being hypnotized again, and then blamed himself for not performing the magic of eliminating the little ghost. Seeing this, the wife also danced with her husband, and after dancing for a while, when she saw that the old lady was not moving, the husband said to himself, "Okay...... The imp came out and was caught...... Grab the imp and leave! As soon as he finished saying this, he took his wife and walked out of the door, but before he could take two steps, the old lady on the bed began to speak again: "What? Got rid of the imp? Why didn't I feel as relaxed as I told you? (To be continued.) )