After the firecrackers, the "essence part" of the dancing god is about to come out, only to see that "Zhong Kui" led the "little ghost" to the center of the drying field, and then picked up the rice wine brewed by the villagers, and began to toast to the table one by one. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

As for the content of the singing, the author is not very clear, according to the description of netizen Zhang Moumou, it belongs to the kind of toast that does not have the same repetition, for example, your first table saluted "Shou is higher than the sky", and your second table can't say "Shou is higher than the sky", you have to say "Longevity without borders", this has to be a bit of opera and literary skills, otherwise a little word can't help your upside down, let alone sing?

The offering of the six tables saluted, then this "Northeast Duo Turn" is the end of the performance, if this "Northeast Duo Turn" is an appetizer, then the next practice is the climax of the whole dancing god. The onlookers were eagerly awaiting, waiting for the arrival of this "big dish".

"Zhong Kui" took the special incense handed by the "little ghost" (Editor's note: This has been mentioned before, the incense and candles sent by the villagers will never be used, because there is no ecstasy in it, and the most mysterious scene of the dancing god cannot be shown.) This incense is not one or two, it is a lot, and I wear a very joyful mask (Editor's note: This mask is extremely important, it is a necessary utensil that can prevent you from inhaling too much smoke and causing yourself to be stunned. ）。 The most "classic" scene began: "Zhong Kui" and "Little Ghost" danced an indescribable dance. While the smoky incense was constantly "coiling" in front of Li Si. In the "invasion" of this incense, Li Si quickly entered a hypnotic state.

"Zhong Kui" and "Little Ghost" saw that Li Si was successfully hypnotized, and the opportunity to show their skills finally came, so they used the most commonly used hypnotic introduction in hypnosis, "Little Ghost" let Li Si imitate the girl's speech in the hypnotic state, and "Zhong Kui" further increased the amplitude of "dance", attracting the attention of the villagers, so that the "Little Ghost" could implement Li Si's hypnotic introduction. Wonderful...... The whole story is wonderful, in a most superstitious, "dancing god" package, contains the seminal discipline of psychology and Freud: hypnosis. It really fulfills a sentence: the master is in the people. (Editor's note: In China, due to the years of exam-oriented education system, which stifles students' imagination, it is almost impossible to become a hypnosis expert or hypnosis master in China, and the success rate is extremely low, and it is impossible to think of such a professional position that is extremely scarce in China.) But it is not uncommon in the field of "dancing gods", of course. Jumping Dashen is mostly used for drug hypnosis, which is a little less technical, but you might as well become a qualified hypnotist! ）

After the hypnosis of Li Si by "Little Ghost" was successfully introduced, the next chapter was the most magical chapter for the villagers. I saw that "Zhong Kui" stopped abruptly, and the "little ghost" followed and did not move, these two people were like two wooden people in a state where time stopped, and the villagers saw this, and they didn't dare to breathe, holding their breath and concentrating, looking at how this "Zhong Kui" and "little ghost" would "perform" next?

"Zhong Kui" saw that the audience was silent and silent, so he yelled: "Fox spirit, in front of all the fairies and the people, you should come out of Li Si's body, otherwise, the fairies and I will torture you......"

As soon as he shouted like this, Li Si suddenly said in a very charming female voice: "What does the deity care about you when Li Si is in the body?" I have to do a good thing to bad deity...... "When the villagers and Li Si's parents saw that Li Si actually said such a thing, they were all dumbfounded, patting their thighs and shouting: "Oops....... If you really get caught by the fox spirit, it's still a master......"

All the villagers talked about it, and asked where the "Zhong Kui" and "little ghost" were invited, and if there was anything unpeaceful at home in the future, they must invite this "Zhong Kui" and "little ghost" to come and do it. The most energetic person in the audience is Li Si's second aunt, and when she meets people, she says: "This pair of masters is my friend, my nephew is not peaceful, I want to say that I will invite this pair of masters, everyone is a master, and they generally don't go out of the mountain, if I didn't put this old face aside for my nephew, people would not be willing to go out of the mountain to help!" The villagers praised Li Si's second aunt one after another, some said that she was righteous, some said that she had a big face, and some said that she had great powers...... Suddenly, the status of Aunt Li Si's second aunt also rose with the rise of the status of "Zhong Kui and Little Ghost......

Looking at the center of the drying field again, the matter of this dancing god is not over yet, Li Si made cruel words over there, "Zhong Kui" and "little ghost" of course can't be "ignored"? I saw "Zhong Kui" say viciously: "Since you toast and don't eat and drink, then don't blame me for being ruthless!" Fairies, give me the power to destroy this fox spirit! ”

"Zhong Kui" said this, definitely not what we usually do, speaking in the vernacular, but the words are correct and round, with a taste of singing. I don't know if those "fairies" have given "Zhong Kui" mana, I saw "Zhong Kui" take out a wooden sword, "little ghost" took out a road talisman, "Zhong Kui" pierced the wooden sword through the Dao rune, the road rune hung on the wooden sword, and then the left hand became a sword trick, and used the wooden sword with the Dao talisman to wave the sword in front of Li Si's face for a while, in the process of swinging the sword, the Dao Fu suddenly caught fire and burned up (Editor's note: In fact, the Dao Fu is stained with alum, the ignition point is very low, and it will spontaneously combust), what I see in the eyes of the villagers is not a chemical effect, Instead, Dafa appeared, and they all "oh ......" in the jargon of the moment, "My friends and I were stunned!" Among the villagers, there are inevitably some old people who have "seen the world", seeing this scene, they can't help but show off: "This talisman is burned, which means that the fox spirit is already unable to resist the spells of the two masters, I also saw a more fierce jumping god when I was a child, sword light and sword shadow, not to mention how dangerous it was at that time, the children of the Li family are still good, the demon attack is not very deep, it can be regarded as rescued!" ”

I saw that the talisman was burned out. I heard Li Si say in a very charming female voice: "Count your spells as skillful." The deity is no match for you. I'll leave you, I'll be back......" After speaking, Li Si shouted, and finally Li Si shouted twice: "Dad, Mom." This voice is Li Si's own voice, which was also designed during the hypnosis introduction of "little ghosts", and Li Si's words shouted like this, giving people a sense that the vixen has left my body and I have recovered to its original state. Really. As soon as Li Si's parents heard Li Si shouting at themselves, they hurriedly stepped forward to loosen their children, but were stopped by "Zhong Kui" and said: "Don't worry, I'll send the fairies away first, and then you take the children home to recuperate." After that, "Zhong Kui" and "Little Ghost" danced another dance that could not be named, which was regarded as a curtain call, and finally sent the "fairies" away, and then let Li Si's parents take Li Si home.

Now Li Si is still in a state of hypnosis and has to be "unconscious" for a period of time. Why didn't "Zhong Kui" and "Little Ghost" let Li Si wake up immediately. In fact, everyone understands that Li Si's real mental problems have not been solved? If Li Si really wants to wake up. is still crazy, how can this make "Zhong Kui and the little ghost" embarrassed?

Li Si's parents took Li Si home, that is, to clean up the scene, "Zhong Kui and the little ghost" took off their masks and restored them to their original state, but until this time, they didn't forget to take the opportunity to collect money, so rich? Isn't it true that the villagers want to take back their offerings and tributes, the couple will pretend to ask the villagers who came to get their things: "This thing has been enjoyed (sitted) by the fairies, with fairy energy, do you want this fairy energy, if you want it, give 10 yuan, we will keep it for you, take the fairy energy home, let your whole family be healthy and disaster-free, if you don't want it, then we will take away the fairy energy." For this choice, most of the villagers are willing to preserve the fairy energy, how much is the fairy energy, where does 10 yuan not go, and the fairy energy is the most valuable transaction of the year, so they have given money, the couple is making a lot of money, and in the end, there are more "income" four or five hundred yuan.

This matter has developed to this point, it should have ended, and the most provided by netizen Zhang Moumou is a popular science article exposing superstitions and scams, and it has nothing to do with the supernatural, but it is precisely that the supernatural thing is behind, according to the provision of netizen Zhang Moumou, after the couple finished cleaning up, they were ready to go home. Li Si's second aunt stepped forward to ask the couple for a commission, and there seemed to be some controversy between the two sides on the commission, and the couple insisted on giving a commission according to the previous price of 500 yuan, because the 10,000 yuan was talked about by their own ability, and Li Si's second aunt had little to do with it, but Li Si's second aunt insisted on receiving a commission of 10,000 yuan. This incident was a little unpleasant, and in the end, the couple made some concessions and gave 1,000 yuan, and Li Si's second aunt received the money, so they left properly.

And the couple returned home with a day's "harvest", closed the door, the two of them sprinkled the money on the kang, and counted it with taste, at this moment, there was a knock at the door, after all, the couple was a little thief-minded, afraid that people would know the truth, and came to ask for money. So he quickly hid the money, and the husband asked his wife to go and open the door, while the husband took a shovel and hid it behind the door, so as to prevent people from rushing in, so that he could break the net with others......

The door opened, the couple's hanging hearts finally let go, the person who knocked on the door was not the policeman or the family of the Li family, but a little girl with delicate facial features, about ten years old, the husband put down the shovel, walked out from behind the door, and asked the little girl what was the matter here?

"Are you the pair of gods who danced the great gods for the Li family in the afternoon?" The little girl asked in a childlike voice:

The wife was just about to say "yes", but was stopped by her vigilant husband and said, "What are you looking for us?" "This husband understands people, I don't know the purpose of people's coming, don't easily expose your identity first, can't you make sure that behind this girl is a group of vicious old men who came to settle accounts?

The girl nodded and said: "I came for my grandmother, I heard that you dance the god is very effective, can really drive away evil spirits, my grandmother is seriously ill, I have seen a lot of doctors are not optimistic, the older generation of people say that my grandmother may be evil, so I have to invite a master like you to go to the god of dance, so as to help my grandmother recover health!" ”

When the couple heard that business came to the door, of course they were happy, and the most important thing was that their brand was launched, and they would not worry about eating and drinking when they did this in the future. The man was shrewd. Female snobbery. When I saw a little girl, I didn't know if the little girl had any money, so the woman said to the little girl with a little sneer: "Little girl, we can help your grandmother dance the gods, but we don't do it casually, we have to spend money to invite us to go." ”

Originally, the girl didn't know how to tell this girl that it would be more reasonable, and she was thinking about how to say it simply and transparently, but she didn't expect the girl to be very "understanding" and said: "You can rest assured of this money." My family said that as long as you can go, this money is not a problem! My mother asked me to bring five hundred yuan first......" The little girl said and took out five hundred yuan bills from her pocket and handed them to the woman and said: "This money is for you to come over, if you can still be like the Li family, if you can successfully exorcise evil spirits, my mother said, 10,000 yuan, like the Li family, a lot of money." ”

When the woman heard this, she was crazy. This good thing really followed, just as I was about to make an appointment with the little girl to go. The shrewd man seemed to have thought of something, so he stopped in front of his wife and hurriedly asked the little girl, "Why didn't your family come to invite us?" How could you let such a small child come and invite us? ”

The little girl said confidently: "That's the case, my grandmother is seriously ill and needs to be taken care of, my mother can't get out, my father went to the field, looking for a big hospital, looking for a specialist doctor to see my grandmother, my mother said to me, one hand to prepare for two hands, the hospital also has to find, and the big god can not be missing." So let me invite you! ”

"Do you know the way to our house?" The man asked vigilantly:

"Now who doesn't know the name of your family! It's all spread, and my mother heard about it, so she must let me come over, and you must be invited over today! The little girl replied very seriously:

In fact, the little girl's mature answer has long been clueless, but it can only be said that all the answers are appropriate and leaky, which makes the couple who want to make money and want to go crazy. Seeing that there was no problem, I thought about going over tomorrow, but the little girl was a little reluctant to say: "Tomorrow will definitely not work, my father came back from the field, and tomorrow he will take my grandmother to the hospital in the field to see a doctor, my mother specially explained, if you want to go, you can only go today, but my mother also said, because your business is better, there are many people who invite you, so you can't force you, if you can't go today, then forget it!" After the little girl finished speaking, she stretched out her little hand to the girl, meaning that if you don't go, return the five hundred yuan to me.

When the money is in the hands of the couple, how can there be any reason to return it? The woman patted the little girl's outstretched hand, smiled and said, "I didn't think you were a shrewd little girl, who of us couldn't go?" Here it goes. You wait, we'll get ready, and then we'll go with you! After saying that, I took my husband back to the back room.

When he arrived in the back room, the old man blamed his wife for seeing some money, and asked, "Look at what time it is, it's already past six o'clock in the evening, and I don't know where people live?" Far from it? Now, at least I'll have to work until ten o'clock in the evening. (Editor's note: China's land area is very large, and 10 o'clock in the evening may be nothing for Xinjiang and Tibet, and it is only 7 or 8 o'clock in the evening, but in the Northeast, it is already a very late time!) ）

The wife poked her husband's left side of the head with her right index finger, and said involuntarily: "You claim to be very shrewd, the little girl can come over and invite us alone, how far can her house be?" This money is not earned in vain, more than 10,000 yuan, this day's work, we will get a year's income for the two of us, and more importantly, don't give money to the maid for this job, didn't you listen to the little girl? There are only three people in the family, the old and the young, and the three women, what are you afraid of? Do whatever you do, are you still hypocritical? ”

The husband couldn't help his wife's scolding, so he agreed.

After the two cleaned up, they followed the little girl to the little girl's house, along the way, the husband kept asking the little girl about the things at home, the little girl was also three proverbs, said that grandma was sick, the money will not be less of those things, the three of them walked for about half an hour, this road is really not close, the husband felt a little inappropriate several times, asked the little girl if she wanted to arrive, the little girl always said that it was almost there, just in front, a few times like this, the three of them walked two or three kilometers more.

Finally, when it was almost dark, he couldn't see his five fingers, and the husband was very firm, stopped and asked, "Little girl, tell me, how far is it?" We won't leave without making it clear! When the little girl saw that the couple had really stopped, she pointed to the place where the lights were on in front of her and said, "No, isn't that the place where there are lights?" ”

The couple looked ahead, and it was just over a hundred meters away, and it was really not far, so they took a deep breath and continued to follow the little girl...... (To be continued.) )