East entrance of the safari park. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

There are a sea of people, and the voices are boiling.

Rows of travel agency buses are open next to them, and tourists get on and off the buses.

The food court at the entrance is full of shops.

There is also an endless stream of small vendors selling souvenirs.

The zoo covers a large area and is divided into different parks, such as the wild tiger breeding area, the panda paradise, the snake island, as well as the territory of foreign animals, the desert area of West Asia, the rainforest area of South Asia, and the mountains of Europe.

Therefore, there is basically no possibility of visiting at one time, and it is over to watch three or two scenic spots in a day.

Wang Gang discussed with his parents: "Parents, which district should we look at?" ”

Mom didn't pay attention, she was a little picky.

The mother turned her head to look at Wang Mei and said, "Meimei, what do you want to see?" ”

"Let's look at the tiger, the king of the jungle, how domineering." Wang Mei gave her opinion.

Huang Dehai also nodded and said: "Auntie, it's good to look at the tiger, the free-range tiger is the real tiger, and it is domineering." Nowhere else can be seen. ”

My mother discussed with Chen Wenwen: "Wenwen, what do you want to see, let's give a comprehensive opinion." ”

Chen Wenwen didn't think about anything else, she is a person who practices martial arts, of course she doesn't like to look at soft and tumbling animals, and she is thinking about the tiger, "Auntie, then let's go see the tiger, I want to see it too." ”

After booking the venue, the family went to the ticket gate.

Line up as usual.

When it was time for Wang Gang, Wang Gang handed the ticket to the staff.

A young female staff member glanced at Wang Gang and asked a little puzzledly, "Are you...... Wang Gang? ”

Wang Gang hit a spirit, how long has he been waiting for this sentence, he has been traveling south and north for so long, and there have been a lot of TV news, but no one on the street recognizes him, and no one around him regards himself as a little celebrity.

Who wouldn't be excited?

Wang Gang hurriedly said: "Well, I am Wang Gang, don't make a noise, just take your family out to play, and let others know that it's not beautiful." ”

"Oh, which venue are you going to?" The little girl didn't react much.

Wang Gang's face was confused, the scene was wrong, and the way to open it was wrong.

Shouldn't you howl at the sky, and then hug yourself like grabbing a super-protected animal, and then ask for an autograph? Wang Gang is ready to use his calligraphy skills to sign her, why just wait for such a sentence, it is too embarrassing and disrespectful to celebrities.

Wang Gang opened his mouth in embarrassment, and said helplessly: "Oh, let's go to the wild tiger stocking area." ”

"Then you go in and turn right, and the bus to the wild tiger herding area is over there."

Then, well, no, there are a lot of people queuing up behind, and the little girl doesn't have the heart to deal with Wang Gang, and it's very face-saving to be able to say a word to Wang Gang.

After checking the ticket, Wang Gang stopped talking with a look on his face, and followed everyone inside, still queuing, and there was a security gate in front of him, which was the kind of security gate when he was doing airplanes and trains.

There is also a large sign erected on the side, with white letters on a blue background, indicating the rules of the park in extra-large text.

First, smoking is not allowed in the park, so visitors are requested to store their cigarettes in the management office.

Second, controlled knives are not allowed in the park, and no food is allowed except for necessary drinking water.

Thirdly, visitors are not allowed to get off the bus for any reason.

Fourth, there is no mobile phone signal in the park, so visitors are requested to buy their own walkie-talkies to keep in touch.

Wang Gang smiled in his heart, and said secretly, what are you covering, a shrewd person like a buddy, you can see at a glance that what you want to say most is the last one, it is really vulgar, and it is all profiteers.

It can be seen that the team still has to be lined up, and when you look forward, the black pressure is a head, and when you look back, you are also a head.

Nima, I'm not here to visit the park, I'm here to practice queuing.

Hurry up, it was Wang Gang's family's turn, walked through the security check, and walked through a long corridor.

The bus finally appeared.

The bus is very formal, fully armed, fully sealed compartments, the wheels are protected by steel plate welding, and the windows are also covered with a layer of barbed wire, which can basically be regarded as foolproof.

Don't say it's a tiger and a lion, with this posture, it is estimated that the dinosaurs have nowhere to put their mouths when they come.

Still queuing up to get on the bus.

When it was Wang Gang's turn, there was still one place left in the bus.

Wang Gang immediately didn't want to get on, and said to a buddy behind him: "Dude, you can get on, I'll let it be for you, my family doesn't want to take two cars." ”

The buddy behind him said apologetically: "I'm sorry, brother, I'm also a family, and I don't want to be separated, you can find someone else." ”

But isn't it, whoever goes to the park alone, how can they drag their families with them, at least they have to be in pairs, otherwise whoever is full will come to the zoo.

There were a lot of people, the bus in the park was very busy, and the tour guide on the bus saw Wang Gang delaying the time and shouted a little anxiously: "Hey, the comrade below, you hurry, don't delay everyone's time." ”

Wang Gang hurriedly replied: "Immediately, this is coming." ”

"Give me a minute, you can be faster."

Wang Gang looked back, Mom, Dad, this must not be separated, Wang Mei and Huang Dehai, everyone has become a hard-working mandarin duck, and Wang Gang can't bear to separate them.

Chen Wenwen also saw Wang Gang's helplessness, she said generously: "Wang Gang, hurry up and get in the car, I will sit with my aunt, and I will take care of you, you can rest assured." ”

Wang Gang said apologetically: "That's hard work for you, Wenwen." ”

Chen Wenwen handed over a walkie-talkie and said, "Take the walkie-talkie, anyway, don't delay talking, go up quickly." ”

In fact, Chen Wenwen is also quite delicious, happy to come together, who doesn't want to be with their lover, but as the eldest lady of the family, you must have a demeanor and take into account everyone's emotions.

At this moment, a non-standard Mandarin suddenly came from the car.

"Sir, are you lovers?"

Wang Gang was stunned for a moment, and when he raised his eyes, he saw a crooked kernel, with yellow hair and blue eyes, in his forties, dressed very well.

"Well, we're a couple, what?" Wang Gang replied in confusion.

The foreigner said heartily: "In this way, let's change positions, you and your lover get in the car, and God bless you." As he spoke, he made a cross on his chest, looking kind.

Wang Gang immediately put on a smiling face: "Hey, thank you, your God also blesses you." ”

Chen Wenwen also said happily: "Thank you, this gentleman." ”

"You're welcome, God loves the world, fate, fate." The foreign buddy got out of the car directly and flashed to the front of the line.

"Mom and Dad, then you sit in the car in the back, let's keep in touch." Wang Gang shouted to his parents.

Mom smiled: "Get in the car, one after the other, what's hypocritical." ”

Huang Dehai also patted his chest and said, "Brother Gang, with me, get in the car quickly." ”

Wang Gang didn't waste time, and got into the car directly with Chen Wenwen.

After sitting down, Wang Gang glanced at the back, and through the window, he saw that his mother had chatted with the foreigner just now.

Chen Wenwen also saw this scene, and she smiled: "This foreign friend is of very high quality." ”

Wang Gang was afraid of sycophants and said: "It's not that my daughter-in-law is good-looking, in this world of looking at faces, beauties take advantage of everything." ”

"Just your poor mouth, who is your daughter-in-law." Chen Wenwen gave Wang Gang a sweet look.

The tourists were full, and the tour guide did not delay the time and directly asked the driver to drive.

When the bus started, the female tour guide began to introduce herself.

"Hello everyone, I am the tour guide of the Mountain City Safari Park, the work number is 666, I will explain the scenery of the park to you, if you want to know, please raise your hand."

Next to the female guide stood a young man in a security uniform, and this guy also introduced himself.

"I am the security guard of the park, responsible for everyone's safety, remind everyone, please don't do anything that violates the rules of the park, please don't make sounds that stimulate animals or alternative actions, and visit the park in a civilized manner."

Wang Gang frowned a little when he heard this, what they said was decent, but it didn't sound very pleasant, and he raised his hand to ask questions, and reminded everyone, how uncomfortable to listen to.

This is the shortcoming of the government's development project, at first glance, this guy is from a soldier's background, maybe he is an active soldier of the Shancheng Military Region, he speaks very officially, not polite at all, giving people a taste of oppression, and he is completely out of the army.

No one spoke, and no one raised their hands to ask questions.

But isn't it, a carload of people, all adults, who do you ask to raise their hands to ask, do you think it's a primary school student class?

Wang Gang sweated for a moment, and whispered to Chen Wenwen and joked: "You said that if I do something out of line, will the security buddies beat me?" ”

"Wang Gang, what do you want to do, come and play, don't toss." Chen Wenwen actually took it seriously, and she really broke with Wang Gang.

Wang Gang said speechlessly: "I'll just tell you, what are you excited about?" ”

Chen Wenwen smiled, "You have a criminal record, you have no right to speak." ”

"Wenwen, why don't you still believe me, am I such a person!" Wang Gang said angrily: "How can I have so much quality." ”

"Huh"

Wang Gang got bored, there was nothing left and right, he turned on the walkie-talkie, tried the channel before getting into the car, and the walkie-talkies on both sides were interoperable.

As soon as I turned on the walkie-talkie, the walkie-talkie rang.

Maybe my mother accidentally touched the talk button, but anyway, the voice over there was very clear.

"That Mister, let me tell you, have you seen that god of yours?" This is my mother's voice.

Not-so-standard Mandarin said: "I haven't seen it, God is everywhere, God loves the world." ”

Mother's voice continued to come, "Mister, haven't you seen it, I've seen it, everyone has seen the gods of our Huaguo, let's just say the Jade Emperor of Heaven, his daughter married a mortal, and finally became a Cowherd and Vega, and the Monkey King of our Huaguo, have you heard of it, he also went to Heaven to fight with the Jade Emperor, all of them are alive." ”

"Well, God loves the world, ma'am, you're talking so fast that I can't react."

"Okay, I won't give you any competition, you are on our tour, are you married, do you have children, how old are your children, where do you work, what are you doing?" The mother's sudden series of questions directly incarnated as the aunt of the neighborhood committee.

Wang Gang's walkie-talkie was quite loud, and everyone in the carriage heard this conversation, poof, poof, many tourists in the same car laughed, and even the security buddies who pretended to be serious with a straight face just now were amused.

Let's see, Aunt Huaguo is so powerful, she directly asked the crooked nuts to be confused, it's so fun.

Wang Gang and Chen Wenwen were speechless.

The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl?

Monkey king?

It's the same as if you've seen a real person, isn't it all a story and a legend, why are you still involved with other foreign friends?

Moreover, what the hell is your series of questions, do you think someone is a foreign spy?

Yes, I won't be lonely along the way, I haven't watched the tiger yet, let's listen to a sitcom of Aunt Hua vs. foreign friends for free, it's so happy. (To be continued.) )