The safari park covers a wide area, from the east gate of the zoo to the wild tiger stocking area to drive 40 minutes, in fact, if the bus is really full drive, it will not take so long, but the park has regulations, the speed can not exceed 30 miles, just like the speed of electric cars, so the time has dragged on for a long time. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

It is understandable that in the wild stocking area, there are often small animals such as cats and dogs on the road, and even some semi-wild rabbits and pheasants, which are easy to cause traffic accidents when the speed is fast, and it is also a kind of irresponsibility for tourists.

After all, everyone is here to play, and there is no need to rush to take pictures along the way.

There was still a conversation in another car coming from the intercom.

"I am an Englishman, a hereditary earl, and my son is now taking care of the family's property, and I will devote my whole body and soul to the arms of the Lord in the future, serving my Lord and accompanying my Lord." ”

Wang Gang was shocked when he heard this, hey, I didn't expect to meet a hereditary earl, Wang Gang knows how much a British hereditary earl cherishes, that is a relatively famous family in ancient or modern Britain and a family that has made great contributions to British society, otherwise there is no such treatment as a hereditary title.

But Wang Gang can also think of his mother's expression, it must be a pair, oh, it turned out to be a foreign official, look, foreign countries are backward, and being an official can still be hereditary, really feudal, really not enlightened, no wonder, foreign old wars, all officials are hereditary, can you not fight.

Sure enough, as Wang Gang expected: "Mister, you are still an official, seeing that you are not very old, you are retired, you have a lot of pension, how long are you going to stay in our country this time?" ”

At this time, Count Mister should have a confused face, anyway, Wang Gang and a group of people who eat melons heard Mister's voice coming from the walkie-talkie: "Oh, ma'am, you can also understand it this way, but my family does not participate in political activities, but only as a family symbol in their own fiefdom for economic activities, I like Huaguo, Huaguo is a magical transition, with a brilliant history, all kinds of excellent character can be found in the Chinese people, I like your food, and I like your quality, I have been in China for three months and will be returning to China soon, and I am so grateful to my Lord for allowing me to see so many amazing sights and insights. ”

Mom still wants to continue to inquire about the plight of foreign people, "Then you ......" didn't wait for Mom to finish speaking, it is estimated that Wang Mei next to her really can't listen to it.

"Mom, people are hereditary earls, different from the officials of our country, just like the princes with different surnames in ancient times, they have their own fiefdoms and can collect taxes, but they are not ordinary people, don't ask nonsense."

"Ah, the prince with a different surname, so powerful, there is still a prince in foreign countries, ouch, that person's identity is so expensive."

"Mr. Mister, don't you drink water, I brought an extra bottle of mineral water, you can take it quickly."

The mother on the walkie-talkie immediately changed her tone, and changed directly from interrogating foreign spies to entertaining guests. can spoil Wang Gang's melon-eating masses in this carriage.

A young man turned his head to Wang Gang and said, "Dude, it's your mother on the other end of the walkie-talkie, it's so funny." ”

There was a girl sitting next to him, it should be a couple, the little girl also smiled and said: "Big brother, you can keep a snack, recently many foreigners have pretended to be celebrities in our country to carry out fraud activities, many of the deceived are retired aunts, you can keep a snack, how can a foreign earl be so easy to meet, maybe it is a liar, think about it, what is the identity of the earl, you can't travel to China alone, at least you have to bring an assistant or a translator or something, just now I don't look like an earl." ”

"That's right, young man, remind your mother a few words, we can't have bad intentions, but we have to guard against it, it's not my race, be cautious!"

"Yes, foreigners are shrewd, take care of your family's passbook, don't let your mother be deceived."

Wang Gang hurriedly stood up and arched his hand: "No, my sister and my dad are following over there, there will be no problems, I thank you for your concern." ”

"There are still people, that's fine, no wonder you're sitting here with your girlfriend, I thought you were too much just now, young man."

"Then you just pay attention."

After a few warm words, everyone changed the topic, after all, everyone is here to play, and it is everyone's mind to remind Wang Gang that the two sentences are everyone's thoughts, so everyone took pictures to commemorate the occasion, and if there is any problem, they don't care about what they are reserved at this time and start to raise their hands to ask.

An eldest sister raised her hand.

The female tour guide didn't have any attitude problems, she smiled and said, "What's wrong with this tourist?" ”

The eldest sister asked with a puzzled face: "Miss tour guide, this car has been driving for a long time, why don't you see any of the larger animals except for some small animals, is there a wild tiger stocking area?" Why didn't you see any tigers? ”

She asked, and other tourists also had some opinions.

"Yes, what about tigers, are there no tigers in your park?"

"It can't be false propaganda, right?"

"You're not here to see the white rabbit."

Everyone didn't raise their hands at this time, the people of China are not good at this, but if there is a leader, they will hold back if they have some opinions.

The tour guide didn't seem to have encountered this situation for the first time, she didn't get angry, and still said with a smile: "Don't worry, wild tigers are indeed stocked, I can guarantee this, but seeing the traces of wild tigers also requires fate, our route is to follow the wild tigers often haunted the area, ten times you can see eight times, but not when the time comes, don't worry, if you don't see wild tigers this time, then keep the tickets, go back and stamp, you can also travel for free once in three days, Until everyone sees wild tigers. ”

"Hey, that's it, you didn't say it earlier."

"But it's still a bit too late, we have limited time, and we can't delay it for a few days."

"People's tigers are free-range, what is free-range, isn't it just running all over the mountains, if they are locked in cages, we will still use them to see here!"

"Yes, that's the same reason, I'm sorry, it's that I don't understand the situation."

As soon as the words were spoken, everyone's opinions slowly calmed down, mutual understanding, the big tiger is free, anyway, you can't ask the big tiger to see the sky and squat on the side of the road to show you, if the tiger is so obedient, it will be used for a safari to see, just find a circus, no.

So everyone began to take pictures one after another, even if they couldn't see the big tiger, they couldn't come in vain.

Wang Gang also touched the camera and said to Chen Wenwen: "Wenwen, laugh one, I'll take a few pictures for you." ”

"Then you can take a good picture of me."

Wang Gang stretched out his hand and hugged Chen Wenwen in his arms and said, "Hehe, let's take a group photo first and let my brother kiss it." ”

Wang Gang pouted and leaned into Chen Wenwen's face, and Chen Wenwen also closed her eyes with a smile.

But at this time, the bus directly came to a sudden brake, although the speed was not fast, but the brake brake was too urgent, Wang Gang was absent for a moment, and almost didn't bite Chen Wenwen's face.

"Hey, what's going on, how did you drive, I almost dropped my camera."

"Oops, but you fell to my death, how did you drive the car, what do you mean."

Wang Gang also looked in the direction of the driver angrily, only to see that the front of the car almost hit the green tree on the side of the road, and the whole car directly crossed the middle of the road at an angle of 60 degrees.

The driver quickly stood up and apologized, "I'm sorry everyone, the tire burst, I also did my best, otherwise we would have crashed into the tree." ”

The tour guide also apologized: "I'm sorry for the tourists, there are too many wild animals in the park, and there are a lot of sharp pebbles on the road just now, which should be done by wild monkeys. ”

The security buddies also turned on the intercom and applied for assistance directly.

"And how long will it take you to fix it?"

"It's almost lunch, and I'm a little hungry."

The security guard hung up the walkie-talkie at this time and said: "Don't panic, everyone, the rescue vehicle will be in place in twenty minutes, and it will not delay everyone's meal time." ”

"Well, twenty minutes, that's fine."

"It's really unlucky."

"The tiger didn't see it and almost fell."

But everyone didn't complain a few words, so they didn't have the heart to complain.

A group of monkeys came running through the woods.

Golden-haired, yellow-haired, with wild fruit in their hands, and garlands on their heads.

Not only were they not afraid, but they also came to the side of the car window, grabbed the barbed wire in their hands, and grinned at the tourists one by one.

Now it's a coke, where have you ever seen such a lively monkey, different from the monkeys in the general zoo, the free-range monkeys are more spiritual, the mood is good, and they also know how to interact with humans, grinning with porcelain teeth, pouting their butts and being funny, and jumping up and down to amuse.

The monkeys are so cooperative, and the tourists have forgotten the unpleasantness, and the cameras in their hands keep wiping, and many tourists feel that the trip is worthwhile, and they have a smile on their faces.

But there is one person who has no smile on his face, and even a little angry.

Of course, this person is Wang Gang, and the others are happy because they don't understand what the monkeys are saying.

But Wang Gang is a beast speaker, can he understand it?

"They don't have hair on them, they're so ugly, they're ugly and crying."

"They don't have hair, that's why they're covered with bark."

"Give them a grin and scold them."

"If you don't grow hair, are you lacking eyes?"

"That fat man, have you eaten too much?"

There are also several monkeys that target Wang Gang and Chen Wenwen.

"That mother's hair is really long, boss, how about breeding for you."

"Don't, the hair is too long, there are many bugs, and it's too troublesome to catch."

"How about that male, get it back and make wine for us."

"This one does."

"That male, get out of here."

"Climb out and be our men."

The more Wang Gang listened, the more ...... the expression on his face became Hideous, it should be hideous.

But isn't it, Wang Gang is not a good-tempered person, he was, he is, and he is estimated to be in the future.

But whoever confronts Wang Gang is not good, at least he has to fight back and scold him back.

But that's for humans of the same status, but it's a group of monkeys who are scolding themselves outside.

Still dislike Chen Wenwen, and give you breeding?

Let me get the hell out of here?

Why don't you go to heaven!

Wang Gang held back the anger in his belly, but he didn't have a way.

A bunch of monkeys, you can't scold them, the whole car has to think they're insane.

Hit them?

Don't be funny, you can't get out of the car door, and you can prevaricate with various reasons if you hit someone, but if you hit a group of monkeys, hehe, wait to be poked in the back, no need for tomorrow, it will have to be reported on today's central news.

In the mountain city safari park, a man surnamed Wang used violence against wild monkeys, and we, on behalf of the party, the country, and the people, despised and criticized this kind of behavior.

Then Wang Gang really became famous, and the first case of beating a monkey in Huaguo was freshly released.

In the future, you will have to be misplaced on the street, hehe, that scene, Wang Gang got goosebumps when he thought about it.

For the first time, Wang Gang regretted his ability to speak beast language.

If he could choose, Wang Gang would definitely choose - a fool doesn't want it, let alone being scolded by a group of monkeys, even if he is scolded by monkeys all over the world, then he has to have beast language skills.

The reason is very simple - because Wang Gang is really not stupid. (To be continued.) )