What age is it, and the paper-cutting people, which celebrity do you like to buy a poster and cut the bar? Which beautiful woman did you meet on the way, so you can take a sneaky picture and come back and cast a spell? Lao Niu finally got through this time, and I don't know how to thank me when I look back!

The bucket of cold water just now was poured down, and Lu Le was so frozen that he sneezed one after another. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info Lao Niu helped him up from the ground, he hurriedly wiped his face and said, "Find me a dry clothes, let's go to the department store." ”

The old cow stretched his waist and asked reluctantly, "What are you doing?" I haven't slept until I wink......"

"Celebrity posters, beauty photos, there are so many things to buy!"

It turned out to be these inconsequential? After hearing this, Lao Niu frowned and lay back on the bed, muttering, "Brother, your interest in that aspect is too high, right?" My old cow hasn't pulled the girl's hand for 300 years, hasn't he survived? You've only been with your Yu'er for a few days before you're a sperm worm, and you want to buy those things to satisfy your cravings......"

"Fuck your uncle!" Lu Le stretched out his hand and threw the wet pants he took off in his face, "Brother is heartbroken for you, and you still count me down in a weird way?" If you don't go, just wait and regret it, you ......"

"Don't go. Do you really think Wangmei can quench your thirst? I'm afraid that the more I look at it, the thirstier I will become, there are so many beautiful women in the school, and I can't help but embark on the road of crime, then it's all your fault......"

This fool can always pull out 110,000 reasons when he is lazy, and now, Lu Le has no choice but to tell the truth: "Do you remember the beautiful Gong'e that the old Taoist priest called last night?" Do you know why I spared them so easily? He's already taught me the magic of transforming paper figures into flesh, now do you want to go with me? ”

Lao Niu rolled up from the bed with a carp, and the corners of his forehead hit the bed frame with a "clang", and a big bruised bag was bulging in an instant. Just like this, he still put on his shoes and dressed: "Go, go, go!" What's the name of the hottest Korean girl group right now? I'm going to have a set of photos of those members! ”

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It just so happened that the department store didn't know what kind of discount delivery it was doing on this day, and the good guys were crowded everywhere, as if they didn't need money for anything, and the crowds almost couldn't squeeze the escalator.

The audio-visual products area seemed to be on the third floor, and the moment he got out of the elevator, Lu Le obviously felt that something was wrong with his trouser pocket, and his intuition told him that he should have encountered a pickpocket. Turning around, when the elevator door was about to close, a young and fashionable punk girl was gently waving the black wallet in her hand at him, and the sweet smile on her face was both smug and naked provocation.

There is not much cash, and the key is that the wallet is a gift from the little fairy on the first day of entering the city, which means that he wants to get ahead and earn him a lot of money. If you lose it, she will inevitably ask for a few words, not to mention that your ghost-hunting hero who walks the rivers and lakes falls into the hands of a thief, which will also have a bad impact on your brand.

"Brother, that woman took your wallet!" Lao Niu also saw this scene, and exclaimed at the elevator door.

On the twenty-second floor of the building, the elevator continued to go up, and the thief didn't know which floor it would go under. Chasing thieves is a battle of wits and courage. Instead of blindly chasing her in the crowd, it is better to quickly go downstairs and wait at the exit.

The Korean girl group still hasn't seen a single hair yet, and the two hurried down to the first floor, the entire entrance hall is still crowded, Lu Le is not worried at all, his eyes are helpless.

When leaning on the edge of the escalator and waiting for the fish to take the bait, Lu Le faintly felt that something was wrong. Normally, it's too late for this thief to slip away after he succeeds, why does she dare to deliberately provoke me? She is dressed in avant-garde and exposed, and she has smoky makeup with big dark circles, she is not the kind of ordinary girl who disappears when she throws it in the pile, she obviously wants to deliberately attract my attention!

Could it be that he stole his wallet and coveted his brother's beauty, and wanted to get a double income?

Just thinking about it, Lao Niu suddenly smashed him with his elbow: "Brother! I saw her, coming down the escalator opposite! ”

Even the old cow's mung bean eyes can find her out of the vast crowd, which shows how obvious this goal is. When Lu Le raised his head, he happened to meet the punk girl's eyes. The girl did not panic, calmly descended the escalator, turned and walked towards the exit.

It's useless to be anxious at the moment, this crowd always has to squeeze through slowly, and if there is a stampede at a moment's notice, it will discredit the harmonious society.

As the flow of people slowly moved to the door, I saw that the girl had stepped onto a Harley-Davidson locomotive, and was turning the accelerator on fire! Don't say it, it looks really stylish.

There happened to be a taxi parked in front of them, Lu Le and Lao Niu hurriedly got into the car, and Lu Le touched his trouser pocket before he remembered that the wallet had already entered the girl's pocket. Lao Niu was afraid of delaying his work to buy a photo, so he took out a hundred yuan and threw it to the driver: "Master, let me catch up with the woman who rode Harley in front, and make up for it if the money is not enough!" ”

The driver didn't ask a word, and chased after him with a catapult start, which was quite the style of the famous mountain bike god in the autumn of that year.

The girl's driving skills are also quite good, shuttling freely in the traffic, constantly overtaking and cornering, seeing that they have entered the junction of urban and rural areas under the national highway, but they can't catch up, and they are always nearly 30 meters behind.

Just when Lu Le and Lao Niu were so anxious that they jumped to their feet, Harley braked sharply, and the body drifted for more than ten meters before stopping, and the taxi was almost a dime away from hitting the car with a person.

The girl took off her helmet and shook off her black hair like a waterfall, leaned on the Harley locomotive skillfully lit a superb Blue Mountain, swallowing clouds and spitting fog while raising her chin to look at Lu Le in the taxi.

Now that even thieves are so individual and fearless, my brother has to educate you well!

Lu Le and Lao Niu got out of the car one after the other, and Lu Le obviously saw that the meter showed one hundred and thirty-two yuan, but the driver didn't say a word from beginning to end, turned around and ran away.

There are thousands of strange things, how can they all seem to be encountered by themselves? No matter how much, let's get the money clip back first, if this little girl doesn't cooperate, the principle of brother not beating women may have to be rewritten.

The girl flicked the cigarette ash on her fingertips, and Lu Le strode towards her while moving her muscles and bones, but was dragged hard by the old cow from behind, almost tripping him over a big heel.

"Brother! Be careful! ”

"If you spread out, I promise not to kill her!"

The old cow dragged tighter and tighter, and whispered: "I'm afraid that we will be killed......

Lu Le looked back, I'll go to your uncle's! More than a dozen strong men emerged from both sides of the road, all holding guys in their hands, mountain knives, katanas, and watermelon knives, just like martial arts movies. Only then did he come to his senses and fall for the trick again......