Looking at the emerald green jade pendant hanging from Xiaoyu's neck, the old Taoist priest's chin hung down to the waistband of his trousers, and he exclaimed: "Heavenly Master Order!" ”

"Seeing the order of the Heavenly Master, it is like the Heavenly Venerable who is in charge!" Lu Le smacked at him, his eyes widened and said, "Old Taoist, you know what to do, right?" ”

The old Taoist priest didn't dare to slack off at all, stretched out his hand to dust off his body, and was about to kneel down, but was stopped by Lu Le reaching out. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

The old Taoist priest looked up at him puzzled, Lu Le waved his hand and said, "Forget it, I just want you to know that although we have a great background, we are not monsters." Your apprentice is doing a lot of harm to others with his Taoist skills, and our brothers are just teaching him a lesson for you. The 100,000 people in the Central Plains are all obeying my orders, and since they are in the same breath as Maoshan, I don't want to embarrass you. ”

The old Taoist priest looked up to the sky and sighed: "In vain, I have been practicing hard for decades, but I have no eyes and no beads and do not know the true immortals." But losing is losing, how can I, as an outsider, not keep my promise? ”

Lu Leshen mysteriously pulled him aside and whispered, "Kneel down and admit your mistakes, if you really don't want to go, can you teach me a little spell?" ”

"Little spells? What little spell? The old Taoist priest stroked his long beard and said, "Since you are the same sect, it doesn't hurt if I teach you." ”

Lu Le quietly pointed at the old cow and said: "My brother is the reincarnation of the green cow, he has lived for hundreds of years, and he has never asked for a wife. You can also see his overall appearance, and it is estimated that it is difficult for a girl to be ruthless with him.

I overheard you say that Huan Feiyan is just a spell in the past, so I thought if you could teach me this spell, and if he really can't marry a wife, I will change it for him, and I will change it for him if he likes it. ”

The old Taoist priest laughed out loud after hearing this, patted Lu Le on the shoulder and said, "It's really yours, you deserve to be a good brother." Okay, no problem! ”

Lao Niu and Xiaoyu looked at each other: a pair of sworn enemies who were tense, why were they so happy at this time?

What does Lu Le mean by secretly looking at me while talking? The old cow pondered in his heart, and yawned as he waited on the side.

Lu Le lightly bumped the old Taoist priest with his shoulder, and asked with a sneer: "By the way, Dao Chief, is there any difference between the beauties conjured up by these Dao techniques and real people?" ”

"This, this ......" The old Taoist priest hesitated, blushing like Master Guan: "I use it to set up a formation to lure the enemy, and I haven'......t tried it yet."

People want to face trees and bark, and people can't admit it even if they try it. Lu Le stretched his waist: "Okay, Dao Chief, teach me quickly, I'm still in a hurry to go back and rest, I was almost tossed by you last night......"

Lu Le's seemingly unintentional complaint was actually to increase the old Taoist's sense of guilt, lest he push back.

"Stretch out your palm, and I'll pass you a sigil. There are a few other mantras, just memorize them by heart. ”

Lu Le spread out his palms without thinking about it, and the old Taoist priest saw the blood-colored tattoo at a glance, and his whole body shook involuntarily. Lu Le hurriedly flipped the back of his hand up: "Just write it on the back of your hand." ”

It seems that the old Taoist priest seems to recognize this thing, in order to avoid unnecessary trouble, it is better to solve it quickly and go home after learning.

The old Taoist priest hesitated for a moment, and then drew a rune seal to pass the spell, and completed it in one go. Lu Le thanked him and was about to turn around to leave, when the old Taoist priest pretended to be casual and asked, "Young man, how did you get this blood-colored tattoo?" ”

"By chance, how did the Taoist know this?"

"This is a thing outside the sky, seven hundred years ago, the patriarch of this sect received the three demons of the underground palace, according to legend, it can resist the Yin soldiers, create an enchantment, and the mana is boundless, but it needs some kind of material to maintain its divine power, otherwise it will disappear from the palm of its hand."

Lu Le smiled and said: "Daoist, you think too much, I spent twenty yuan at the entrance of the school to get a tattoo, purely for the sake of good looks, not as mysterious as you say, and it is not a divine object with boundless mana." ”

The old Taoist priest looked at his eyes, deliberately elongated and emphatically said, "Oh, so that's the case. Today, the two of us don't know each other, and he will meet again one day. ”

Lu Le arched his hand and said, "Goodbye!" ”

Turning his face, the old Taoist priest grabbed Zhou Shichong's ear and reprimanded: "Criminal! Bring me trouble! Who are you offending badly? Just these two people, Master Zu Linfan will also give him three points of thin noodles! ”

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When he returned to the dormitory, Lao Niu didn't wash up, and fell asleep on the bed. Lu Le was already sleepy at this time, and he couldn't wait to try the spell taught by the old Taoist priest.

Rummaging through the boxes and cabinets, I found scissors and red paper, and locked myself in the bathroom.

Lao Niu once said that he likes to be "as beautiful and sexy as Xiaoyu; is as empathetic as Yang Xiaofei; Ice and snow smart like a little fairy". Lu Le portrayed what that beauty should look like in his heart, and then started cutting the paper figure, intending to give Lao Niu a big surprise. When he woke up and found that there was such a beautiful woman sitting at the head of his bed, he was not happy to heaven?

But to ask a big man to do such a meticulous work as paper-cutting, it is really a little impossible to do, cutting and cutting always feels unsatisfactory, seeing that only the last corner of a whole piece of red paper is left, he has to go, no matter how good or bad the whole one is out to see the effect of the spell.

Cut the paper figure, draw the sigil with cinnabar, recite the mantra three times, the paper man jumped on the ground, and then danced lightly, growing, and in a moment, it has become a slim girl!

When Lu Le looked up excitedly, he was so frightened that he almost threw himself into the toilet and hid!

The girl is good everywhere, but her nose is crooked, and the tip of her nose and the corners of her mouth are connected together, which is no different from the big silly girl who has just escaped from a mental hospital......

Lu Le hurriedly burned the paper figure, and the girl gradually dissipated in the puff of smoke.

Damn, is it possible that my brother should learn the craft of paper-cutting? Thinking about the palaces that the old Taoist priest made out last night, all of them were lifelike, beautiful and moving, Lu Le was a little unwilling, and sat on the ground and thought about it.

"I'm angry! Angry! ”

The smoke from the paper burner came out of the bathroom, directly waking up the sleeping old cow, he screamed and got up, and kicked open the bathroom door with a bucket.

Before Lu Le could react, a bucket of cold water was instantly poured from head to toe. Lao Niu was dumbfounded: "Brother, what are you doing?" ”

The moment he kicked the door open, Lu Le saw the poster of a Korean female star hanging on the wall, sat on the ground and grinned, laughing so much that he couldn't straighten his waist.

Lao Niu looked at Lu Le, who was smirking like a chicken in soup, and sighed helplessly: "Oh no, Brother Le made that old Taoist priest crazy......"