002 This is a teahouse that maintains peace in the Three Realms
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"Still not open? Do you have to let people tell me about the things that you can't get out when you're masturbating? ”
Yun Jiu was furious. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Completely angry!
There is a saying that you don't hit people in the face, you don't scold people and you don't expose your shortcomings, this girl's voice is so good, but she never thought that she was such a woman! It is estimated that the long one is not much pretty.
People who are provoked naturally don't have much to fear.
I can't remember what I'm afraid of.
Wet the bed until the age of 13, peek at the eldest mother taking a bath at the age of 14, and then open the room at the age of fifteen and meet the female ticket to the aunt, and then masturbate by yourself, but the skin is not happy......
This chick actually knows!
It's a terrible steal! Peep! Mad!
The gate of "Ga ......" for hundreds of years was opened.
"Finally the door opened...... "It was still the same thing just now whose head occupied most of the door frame, and rushed directly inside, squeezing Yun Jiu so much that he almost collapsed......
A few other mermaids rushed in.
For these, Yun Jiu in anger didn't care at all, he wanted to find the girl who exposed his secrets!
After everyone went in, in the end, it was actually a girl dressed in white, but her face was covered with a light veil, just looking at that Miaoman's figure, Yun Jiu's anger began to spread faintly, and the corners of her crooked eyes were obviously smiling, and it was even more resentful that people could not blame.
What's even worse is that beside this girl, there are four strong men with big shoulders and round waists and dark faces, glaring angrily at Yun Jiu, who has a little in his eyes.
"What a beautiful little lady! I don't know if I can ask the little lady Fang's name, how old is it, can there be an assignment, how about we play a friend? Even if there were four strong men with big shoulders and round waists glaring at him, Yun Jiu didn't care at all at this moment.
For him, hooking up with a girl, even if it is a knife on his neck, cannot be given up.
"Hehehe...... You kid, the old man is gone, you flamboyant tongue is getting worse and worse! Yun Jiu's obviously frivolous words, the beauty did not get angry, but laughed wildly, and the few big men next to her not only did not get angry, but showed a smile of all colors.
"Boy, if your old man hears this, I don't know if he will be so angry that he will cheat the corpse. Don't talk about playing friends with her, you can carry her to bed now, this girl has always been staring at you......" A little old man appeared silently beside Yun Jiu.
The tone of his voice made Yun Jiu's whole person tremble again, and this chill penetrated deep into the bone marrow......
"Old man Li, so what? The old man of his family did not object. Otherwise, can I get my people to follow him? The beauty didn't get angry, but pursed her lips and said to the little old man beside Yun Jiu, "Perhaps, I will be the proprietress of this teahouse in the future......"
Yun Jiu felt that he was going to be messy.
What the hell is this?
"I'll be your daughter-in-law, okay? No matter how much you wander outside, I don't mind how many wives I find, and I will give you a baby......" The beauty actually stepped forward directly, took Yun Jiu's arm, and whispered softly to him.
"Whew!" Yun Jiu took a deep breath.
It wasn't because the beauty was spitting into his ear, but his whole heart trembled.
It was the breath exhaled by the beautiful woman that made him feel like he had fallen into the ice of ten thousand years.
At the beginning, the old man threw him to the top of the snow-capped mountains in the Himalayas in order to let him practice the Snow Mountain Order, and he didn't feel so cold!
"Who are you?" Yun Jiu pushed away the white group of women holding his arms, and when he touched the woman's hand, he suddenly felt a chill through his heart again.
"As the new owner of the Three Realms Teahouse, you don't even know who we are?" The old man stared at Yun Jiu in some surprise.
Yun Jiu shook his head silently.
When the old man died, he only allowed himself to bury him quietly, and he was not even allowed to drag him to be cremated, and said that this teahouse was left by his ancestors, and he must continue to run it well, and he was not allowed to raise the price by himself, and he was not allowed to engage in other projects.
A group of old men during the day, who only give a dollar for a day of soaking in it, are in a state of loss every day, and the income of one day is not enough for him to eat by himself......
Hearing the name of the Three Realms Teahouse again, he couldn't help but be a little puzzled.
The teahouse is nameless.
When was it called the Three Realms Teahouse?
"Xianggong, you really don't know what this teahouse is for?" The woman in the white dress next to her was also surprised, as if she had seen something incredible.
Hearing this, Yun Jiu couldn't help but jump away from the back.
This chick is so cold.
"I'm not your father-in-law!" Although Yun Jiu is gorgeous, he really doesn't dare to take advantage of this girl at this time, if this girl really sleeps with her tonight, this is okay!
Everyone is looking for a girl to warm the bed, and the whole girl in front of her is colder than ice, who warms the bed for whom?
Even if he warmed her bed, it is estimated that he will die of cold before he warms her up......
"From the moment you step into this teahouse, you are destined to be a father-in-law. We have a marriage contract! The woman in the white dress was about to pounce on her again, but she was dodged by Yun Jiu.
"Stop, yes, it's right there, men and women don't kiss, keep their distance......" Yun Jiu shouted at the woman in the white dress, at this moment, he was not afraid at all, after all, except for this old man, the group of people who came in, no one gave him a gloomy feeling at all.
That is, there is no ghostly spirit.
"Xianggong, it's a shame that people pay so much attention to you! A heart has always been on you, when I can't see you, I don't know the taste of food, I can't sleep at night, you are so kind to others! The resentment on the face of the beautiful woman in the white dress, especially the eyes, had begun to rise mist, as if she had really been abandoned by the negative man.
I feel sorry for you!
is delicate and charming, even Sister Lin in the Red Mansion cannot be compared.
"What is the Three Realms Teahouse?" Yun Jiu hurriedly collected his somewhat swaying mind and asked the cold and thin old man beside him.
The old man ignored his question, but said to him, "As the shopkeeper, so many guests come to the door, and you don't even serve tea, aren't you afraid that these goods will make you unhappy?" Hurry up, wait for a stick of incense, these goods will have to rebel, and when the time comes, the Three Realms agreement will be invalid......"
A Three Realms Teahouse has just come out, and now a Three Realms Agreement has been released!
Is there any normality in this world?
The little old man immediately walked towards the tea table on the side, leaving Yun Jiu a little dazed in his stomach.
"Xianggong, you kiss me, I'll tell you the origin of this teahouse......" The beautiful woman in the white dress on the side said to Yun Jiu.
The corners of Yun Jiu's mouth twitched.
Such a beautiful little lady, men want to put her on the bed, but he doesn't dare to have any thoughts, just because the two contacts just now really made his soul feel cold!
"I love to say it, I don't like to say it, I don't like to say fuck off!" Yun Jiu said angrily. "Anyway, tomorrow Lao Tzu will go to sign a contract with the government's demolition office, or in a few days, this place will have to become a reinforced concrete building......
"Boom!" Another thunderclap!
Before Yun Jiu could react, the big head appeared in front of him again, and this time, the big pie face was completely distorted.
"You dare!"
The deafening sound made Yun Jiu's soul vibrate, as if it was about to fly out of his body.
"Big head, shut up!" The crisp scolding sound immediately made Yun Jiu sober up, only to feel that there was a flower in front of him, and the big head was circled by an extremely fast white belt and smashed to the side! "The father-in-law who dared to bully the old lady was impatient. When I go back, tell my dad and let him knock you down to eighteen layers of hell......"
That's.
When Yun Jiu heard this, he couldn't help but smile bitterly.
This chick speaks as if it were true.
However, when he looked around, he couldn't laugh at all, because there was already a circle of people around, and everyone was glaring angrily.
"Xianggong, you really can't demolish the Three Realms Teahouse, otherwise, the Three Realms, which have been peaceful for hundreds of years, will break out into war again......" The woman in the white dress said to Yun Jiu in a very stern tone.
Yun Jiu is about to collapse.
This dilapidated teahouse is still called the Three Realms Teahouse?
Will it cause a war in the Three Realms? It's a joke.
"Xianggong, you really don't believe it. This teahouse was built after the Great War of the Three Realms, the first Three Realms Negotiation Conference was held here, and the Three Realms signed a peace agreement, since then, this teahouse has become a symbol of peace in the Three Realms, every year, the fairy world, the demon world, and the ghost world have countless immortals and ghosts come here to witness the symbol of peace, and drink the tea made by the special Juling Spring Water here, so as to suppress the restlessness in the heart...... "Bai Qun woman is very serious about the origin of this teahouse.
When Yun Jiu heard this, he immediately burst out laughing.
"Isn't it true that if this teahouse exists, the world will be peaceful?"
"That's true. At least, the Three Realms are peaceful......" The surrounding ghosts all nodded, and the white group of women were like chickens pecking rice.
"Harmonious development is the mainstream?" Yun Jiu was about to burst into laughter.
"There must be harmony! Isn't the human world also building a harmonious world? ”
"Then the constant friction between the United States and China, which is also called harmony?"
"Conflict is inevitable, but harmony is the mainstream......," the cold old man sighed, "The human world is infighting, and it has nothing to do with us. If the Three Realms Teahouse no longer exists, then all walks of life will transfer their contradictions to other realms, and the Three Realms will be in chaos, and as a result, the human realm will inevitably be there. The Second World War in the human world was caused by the civil war in the demon world, especially the cargo ...... on the island to the east of you, which has eight heads and eight tails."
Nima!
Yun Jiu suddenly felt that thousands of grass and mud horses were rolling over, and then rolling away.
This is a bit too much.
World War II was actually caused by the civil war in the demon world.
What kind of monster and little devil are fighting with the big snake of the little devil in the land of China?