003 The weirdness of the real TM

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"Xianggong, these are true. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 infoNo one wants to tear down this teahouse unless you do it yourself! As the top master of the Three Realms, the Three Realms Teahouse was built by exhausting all the spiritual power of this world, not just to symbolize peace! It's because the world's spiritual power has been exhausted, so there are very few cultivators in this world who can become immortals again, and demon cultivators become gods, but the ghost world is full of ghosts......"

"Isn't it said that animals are not allowed to become sperm after the founding of the People's Republic of China!" Yun Jiu smiled.

Laughing heartlessly.

Even if there were really several ghosts standing in front of him, he was not afraid.

"That's a party-state thing. Although there is little aura, there are also many animals that become sperm. The ghost world has begun to move, and the fairy world has not had new blood to join for hundreds of years due to limited resources, and it is declining more and more......"

"This has something to do with me!" Yun Jiu pursed his lips.

Until now, he didn't believe it was true.

"In this teahouse, the old man died in a hurry, and he didn't introduce anything at all. He was shameless and found the graves of the old men and old ladies around him. It's so bad that I can't even fool them into finding them a feng shui treasure to eat! The old man took all the money and went to prostitution, and he didn't leave a penny. is still shamelessly forcing Lao Tzu to swear in front of the ancestor that he will continue to operate well, if he goes out of business, the five thunders of the sky will ......" Speaking of this, Yun Jiu couldn't wait to take out the old man and whip the corpse.

The beautiful woman in the white dress next to her said faintly, "That old man is indeed the scum of the fairy world, not only that, but he even cheated away part of my dowry." Our marriage contract was made by him and my father, and if you repent, the consequences will ......."

In the end, the eyes of the beautiful woman were completely an expression of "If you don't marry me, the sky is thundering".

"......" Yun Jiu was dumbfounded.

"Shopkeeper! Tea! ”

"Shopkeeper, hurry up and serve tea, my heart has begun to stir......"

"Roar...... especially the big-headed ghost, who came out of nowhere, his whole face became distorted, and he began to roar and rush towards the wall, and then raised his arm that was completely disproportionate to his head and smashed it towards the Nanmu wall that had been hundreds of years old.

Later, he hit the wall directly with his head!

"Bang! Bang! Bang! ”

The head of the big-headed ghost has become a blur of flesh and blood......

"Xianggong, hurry up and serve tea......" The beauty in the white dress saw that all the ghosts around her had begun to become anxious, and she couldn't help but be a little anxious, she was about to pull Yun Jiu, but when she saw Yun Jiu dodging slightly, she suddenly sighed and said quietly.

Regarding the change in style of this girl who suddenly changed from coquettish to a small jasper, Yun Jiu was a little unfamiliar.

"Quick, it was supposed to wait until the middle heaven ghost gate was opened in fifteen months, and this first batch of people came out because the ghost qi in the body was on the verge of being uncontrollable......" The woman in the white dress became more and more anxious.

Yun Jiu suddenly found that her temperament had also begun to change.

Originally, he couldn't feel the cold on her body without touching her, and even at this moment, Yun Jiu felt the cold, and his hairs stood upside down.

And the little old man was running around in the yard, bringing up hoarfrost in the whole yard.

“……”

Yun Jiu was really a little surprised.

For these ghosts, there is no fear, but now the egg hurts.

Because he didn't know what the so-called Gathering Spirit Spring Water was, and what the tea was.

But he absolutely understands that this is definitely not the kind of tea that is brewed for those old men during the day!

"Come on, Xianggong, I don't want you to see my ugliest appearance, please......" The eyes of the beautiful woman in the white dress revealed infinite pleading, and Yun Jiu's heart was broken when she looked at it.

However, he didn't know at all.

Nothing is known.

"Ah......h Messire...... Please...... If I don't give tea again, I'll put my hair ...... Scalp...... Tear off all ......"

"What is Gathering Spirit Spring Water? What tea to make? When Yun Jiu heard this, his whole person became scared.

Although the old man told him that the women were all pink skeletons while looking for the young lady, he couldn't bear to see such a beautiful woman with her scalp ripped off, blood flowing, and green fangs......

"In the mourning hall dedicated to Sanqing, there is a water bottle, take tap water into it, put a drop of your blood in it, and then find out the statue of the peeing baby, pour water into it through the funnel above his head, and then take water from his ******, and give us a drink......" The thin old ghost called Old Man Li suddenly appeared in front of Yun Jiu, and his entire chin was gone.

Yun Jiu didn't care so much at this time, especially when she saw that the pain of the woman in the white dress was becoming more and more obvious, and the four black-faced men who were originally beside her actually hugged each other in twos and two......

It's not about getting a base, it's about gnawing at each other!

Blood, began to run down their wounds......

The scene is indescribably permeating.

At this time, Yun Jiu did not feel the slightest terror, but instead rose with a sense of sorrow.

didn't care about anything else, and according to the instructions of Old Ghost Li, he quickly rushed towards the spiritual hall dedicated to the ancestor and the Venerable Sanqing.

The water bottle that Old Ghost Li said, he knew that it was a very ordinary clay pot, some like Guanyin's jade bottle, but it was black and not slippery, and it was not eye-catching at all!

When he was young, the old man used to use it as a night pot, who knew that this thing had such an effect?

Whether it's true or not, anyway, the cliff can't make that beauty look like a green seedling with fangs, otherwise, it won't be hard when you see it in the future.

That's not going to work......

Yun Jiu didn't expect that the female ghost in the white dress had been calling Xianggong for so long, and he didn't even see what her face looked like, and he was actually thinking about something with her.

Men, sure enough, they are all animals with lower bodies.

The bottle was poured under the shrine like that, and next to the shrine, there was a peeing baby carved from wood with a subtle warp, this thing was exactly the same as when Yun Jiu was a child, the old man said that it was because he watched his kid just learn to pee by himself, and the posture of pulling up his pants to reveal ****** peeing was too ecstasy and too impressive, so he carved such a thing as a commemoration.

Old Ghost Li didn't lie to himself, that is, the old man deceived himself.

The faucet was outside, and Yun Jiu directly twisted the black jade net bottle in one hand, and ran towards the water dragon with the arm of the peeing baby in the other.

When it arrived, I didn't care about anything else, so I just turned on the faucet, and the bottle mouth was stuffed underneath.

There were wails everywhere outside, and all Yun Jiu heard was creepy.

He couldn't care about letting his own blood go, he had too many doubts, but when he looked at his fingers and thought of the pain that pierced his heart, he suddenly hesitated......

"Xianggong, hurry up, I can't help it......" In the poignant voice, there was no longer the refreshing sound at the beginning, and the voice made Yun Jiu's whole person stiff.

"!" When Yun Jiu heard this voice, he couldn't help but scold, what the hell is going on, make tea, make tea, you have to bleed yourself!

Since he was a child, he has never been injured, let alone bloodshed!

Not wanting to see the miserable appearance of the female ghost, Yun Jiu suddenly could only lay down, picked up the firewood knife placed next to him, gestured at his fingers, closed his eyes, gritted his teeth and pulled it over ruthlessly......

The blade slashed, but he couldn't feel the slightest pain at all, and when he opened his eyes, he found that there was no trace on his left index finger.

"With the iron sword in your ancestor's hand, the other mortal soldiers are useless......" Old Ghost Li said weakly.

Yun Jiu looked at him, many places on this old ghost's body had turned into white bones!

"Nima, that iron sword is rusty, and if you cut the skin, you can't get tetanus?" Yun Jiu suddenly became angry.

The ancestor originally had a peachwood sword in his hand, and the old man didn't know where to get an iron sword, saying that it was a cadre sword.

Every time Yun Jiu wanted to take it off and play with it, he was stopped.

And the old man has been hanging up for the past few days, and he hasn't had time to take a good look at what treasures are in it.

However, there could be no such thing.

"No, hurry. If you go down, your daughter-in-law will become a white bone, and you don't want to be with her when you think of yourself pressing a skeleton and infiltrating people...... "Old ghost Li is really not a good thing."

This sentence completely hit Yun Jiu's lifeline.

Although, Yun Jiu will not admit it.

Hurry up and run towards the mourning hall again, you have tetanus, and it's better than holding a skeleton xxoo.

Man, sure enough, is an animal that thinks with the lower body, even if the old ghost Li is in great pain, he has to sigh.

"Hey, this bottle isn't full yet?" When he returned to the faucet again, Yun Jiu couldn't help but be a little surprised.

That black jade net bottle is not full of water!

The increasingly terrible ghost howl made him no longer care about anything else, and directly stretched out his fingers, and pulled his fingers with the iron sword in his hand that had become a little fluttering due to rust.

But he never thought that when the iron sword touched his fingers, it would actually shine!

He clearly felt his blood flowing into the sword, and quickly tossed it aside.

Looking at the wound on his finger, remembering the old ghost's words, he pointed his finger at the bottle that was still not full.

"Turn off the water, it's useless if it's too much......" The old ghost's voice had become weaker.

Yun Jiu found that his wound was actually healing rapidly, and there was only a drop of blood coagulated on his finger, which was very thick. I turned off the water, put my finger into the bottle, felt the water in it, and then shook it again, and took my finger out, but I couldn't see the slightest scar!