Chapter 135: Strength Kills
These days, it is the first time to catch ghosts, kill ghosts, and toss ghosts, not to mention such an extremely disgusting Philippine dwarf, if you don't fix it well, how can it know how powerful we are?
Lao Niu quickly had an idea, and said to Lu Le with a sneer: "Brother Le, how about we give it a kitten to fish?" ”
"Kitten fishing?" Wu Kui looked surprised, "Are you going to play poker with it or what?" ”
How did he know that this was a bad idea of a tricky newcomer that Lu Le and Lao Niu heard from the cell boss when they were squatting in Binhai. The pen & fun & pavilion www.biquge.info is to tiptoe, then tie the little brother with a thin rope, hang the other end on the window edge, and keep the thin rope straight and tight.
In this way, the person on the tiptoe will not be able to move, and if he moves, the string will tear the little brother to pain.
Although the method is a little more vicious, but to deal with a filthy villain like Fei Shorty, he should treat others in his own way, Lu Le nodded and agreed on the spot.
The old cow grabbed the back of the Fei dwarf's neck bone and lifted it up, and there was no need to find another string, the red silk thread on his ass was ready-made.
Wu Kui finally had a chance to let out this evil breath in his heart, and very actively ripped off the torn pants that the Nafei dwarf burned into honeycomb coal, and tied a dead knot directly on his little brother.
Lu Le grabbed the other end of the red silk thread, climbed onto the old pear tree by the chicken cupboard, and pulled the thread straight and tied it firmly to the tree.
Fei Shorty was crying wolf again, and just as he was about to struggle down, he felt a tingling pain, and he urinated on the crotch of his pants on the spot.
This scene is somewhat inappropriate for children, the little fairy turned her face away in embarrassment, and whispered, "You play with yours, I'd better go back to the house first......
"Don't go, daughter-in-law," Lu Le sat on a branch and smiled from ear to ear, "How can you not participate in such a happy activity?" Later, when it confesses, you'll have to translate it to us! ”
The little fairy didn't stay or stay, her face was red and white for a while.
The Nafei dwarf suffered a loss, and he no longer dared to move, and honestly stood on tiptoe. Wukui couldn't spare it easily, and he wasn't too scared at this time, and kicked it twice in the ass, causing the Nafei dwarf to almost uproot his little brother.
After fishing for about half an hour, Lu Le gradually lost his freshness, so he untied the rope and asked Lao Niu if he had any fun tricks.
Fei Short squatted on the ground while covering his crotch, kowtowing and begging for mercy, Lu Le was very relieved at that time, thinking that you little beast was relying on someone to support you, wasn't you very angry at the beginning? If you have the ability, don't beg for mercy! No, it can't be so cheap, brother is not Mr. Na Dongguo.
"Let's not be embarrassed about it, I think we can solve it if we do one more thing, and strive to be reincarnated as an upright person in the next life."
Hearing Lu Le say this, Lao Niu was not happy: "Brother, I haven't had fun yet!" Fei Shorty has been hiding in the chicken cupboard all this time, and the smell of all over his body, why don't you let it take a bath? ”
Wukui was stunned at the time, as the saying goes, the hatred of killing one's father and taking one's wife are not the same, and now it doesn't matter if you don't kill it, let it take a bath in my house!
Thinking of this, he muttered angrily: "Do you want me to get soap and towels for it......"
Lu Le jumped down from the tree, landed on the ground steadily, stepped forward and grabbed Wukui's neck and said mysteriously: "Brother Wukui, you really guessed right!" Towels don't need to be used, you go and prepare a bar of soap, a brush and a basin of water. ”
Wukui turned his face dark, pouted and said, "I can't wait to cut it with a thousand knives and wait for it to take a bath?" I'm not going! ”
"You don't understand that, do you?" Lu Le attached to his ear and said: "The brush should be an iron brush for scraping fish scales, and remember to sprinkle chili noodles in the water, are you willing to go this time?" ”
Just listening to it was so exciting, Wukui let out a "huh" and ran to prepare something.
Lu Le turned his head to the little fairy and said, "Daughter-in-law, you translate it to it, as long as it honestly washes away the smell of on its body, let's let it live!" ”
The little fairy had no choice but to translate it as he said.
After a while, everything was ready, and the old cow broke a thorn strip and held it in his hand at some point, and said viciously to the Nafei dwarf: "Little beast, you have to wash it well!" Don't stop, or I'll kill you with a thorn! ”
Fei Lv obviously didn't understand his words, but he could guess from his movements and expressions, so he had to nod his head vigorously with a sad grimace.
Watching it apply soap, snot and tears to scrub its body with an iron brush dipped in chili water, everyone felt very relieved. Although the little fairy has been holding her face back, she has been covering her mouth and snickering at this time.
Although there are many places in this world where the language is not spoken, the pronunciation of "mother" is similar. The place where the iron brush was brushed was a long blood stain, and the Fei dwarf seemed to have fallen into a hedgehog hole, covered in blood holes, and shouted in pain. Just as he was about to stop, the old cow snorted on the side, and his fierce appearance frightened it to brush it quickly.
As soon as half of the soap was used, it knelt on the ground and kowtowed like pounding garlic, and its mouth was screaming nonsense, listening to the little fairy say that it was willing to take everyone to the ancient city under the water to capture the ghost king, as long as it could spare its life.
After hearing this, Lu Le said with great disdain: "Do I want you to help me when I fucking catch a wolf ghost king?" If you want me to spare you, there is no door! Let you know today that those who offend me will be punished even if they are far away! ”
Before the words fell, he had already pulled out the golden rope on his waist, his hand whipped down, and with a thunderous dragon roar, the rope head directly hit the Fei dwarf's Tianling Gai.
Everywhere the golden light passed, the little imp had turned into a pool of blood.
Before everyone wanted to stop it, Lao Niu complained: "Brother, you're too impulsive, let's have this little beast as an internal response, wouldn't it be much easier to get rid of the ghost king?" It's been so long since we entered the university, and the mystery of the soapmelon tree has not been solved yet, aren't you in a hurry? ”
Lu Le didn't care, shrugged his shoulders and said: "I have already figured out the details of the ghost king, so that having milk is my mother's wall grass, I don't dare to keep it as an internal response." At a critical time, we will give up all our efforts. ”
Lao Niu thought about it, and what Lu Le said was also very reasonable.
In addition to the ghosts, Wukui hurried home, and he didn't know if Xiaofeng was better.
After being fascinated by ghosts for so long, her yang energy has been depleted a lot, and although the culprit is dead, she still doesn't seem to have any energy.
After returning home, Lu Le asked Lao Niu to draw a few soul talismans and send them to Wukui, but he was thinking in his heart about the plan to salvage the ancient underwater city and destroy the ghost king to eliminate the future troubles forever......