The facts are all in front of him, Wu Kui still doesn't believe that the big he has raised for five or six years is actually a ghost, and after putting down the shovel, he muttered thoughtfully: "You say, it shouldn't have sneaked into the room to find food, and accidentally rubbed the silver needle on its tail, right?" ”

Lu Le glanced at him angrily, and said, "Brother Wukui, why are you just like that?" This chicken cupboard is so locked that the weasel can't get in, why don't you want to think about how it got out? ”

As soon as the old cow rolled his sleeves, he reached out and grabbed the neck of the big rooster, and dragged it out of the chicken cupboard without any pity, so that its eyeballs were about to burst out of its sockets, and its two paws kicked lifelessly. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Isn't that easy? Have you ever eaten a flower chicken? ”

Before the old cow finished speaking, the big rooster pouted his ass in a hurry, and a soak of chicken shit rushed out with a "poof", sticking to the wrinkled head of the old cow, which made Lu Le laugh.

"Call you gluttonous! It's also called flower chicken. Now it's good, even the condiments are saved. ”

Everyone looked disgusted and avoided it. Only the little fairy didn't want to go, so she took out a tissue and stuffed it into his hand: "Wipe it quickly, it will flow into your mouth later, and I guarantee that you don't want to eat called flower chicken for the rest of your life." ”

The old cow was so disgusting that he died, but the thing stuck to his head, and he couldn't wipe it, so he had to hold back the stench and wipe it with a tissue, and slammed the big cock to the ground with his backhand, and scolded viciously in his mouth: "Your uncle's!" ”

The strength of the old cow's hand Lu Le knew very well in his heart, not to mention a big rooster of less than ten catties, even a blind bear couldn't help him pinch and fall like this!

The beast lay on the ground and convulsed, without any intention of choking, if it hadn't become a fine, how could it have such a hard body?

Lu Le already had a bottom in his heart, and squeezed the place on his wrist that was punctured by the silver needle, and the red blood just dripped onto the cockscomb.

His blood droplets were like concentrated sulfuric acid, and when he dripped it, a puff of black smoke rose up, and the whole cockscomb withered in an instant, and the big rooster crowed lifelessly.

Wukui had never heard such a terrible rooster crow, like killing a pig, his legs were frightened at that time, and he unconsciously took a few steps back, almost sitting in the chicken food bowl.

Lu Le picked up the shovel and began to dig the pit, "Old Niu, brother will avenge you!" How about we come to it and call it a flower chicken? ”

"Okay!" The old cow promised the thief quickly, grinning and agreeing: "I'll go pick lotus leaves and wash my face by the way." You've done all your preparations, and you're going to have to kill this little beast today! ”

Although Wukui didn't know what it was called, he didn't catch chickens from neighboring villages when he was a child.

The little fairy was stunned for a while and asked, "Shall I go and have some oil, salt, sauce and vinegar?" ”

"Silly girl, do you dare to eat this? I'm going to burn it out. Lu Le said in disgust, and gently scraped her nose with one free hand, and she didn't realize the dirt on it, like a cute big cat.

To be honest, I really miss the sweetness of her slashing her finger across the tip of her nose, but she hasn't done it in a long time, and she doesn't react at all to my use of this trick on her.

Lu Le sighed softly.

The pit has been dug, Wukui reconciled the yellow mud and picked up dry firewood, the old cow rolled the rooster with lotus leaves, Wukui skillfully wrapped it in yellow mud and buried it in the pit, and the dry firewood on the ground crackled and ignited a raging flame.

The fire burned more and more, and there were bursts of howls and cries from under the ground, just like the newly buried corpse was restored, Wukui trembled like chaff all over his body, and he didn't dare to let go of Lu Le's wrist.

When the fire was about to burn out, cobweb-like cracks appeared in the burned ground, pungent black smoke rushed up from the cracks, and the sound of crying also stopped, and the scene was silent and eerie.

Lao Niu asked Lu Le, "Brother, I think it's almost burned, let's dig out that ghost thing, right?" ”

It stands to reason that the dripping of my blood has been roasted by the fire for a long time, and the little man should have appeared, why did he suddenly stop moving? It must have been burned alive......

For the sake of safety, Lu Le let everyone gather in a circle, and it took a lot of effort to let it slip under his nose.

Before the old cow bent down, the crack was suddenly opened, and a head with burnt hair burst out, buried tightly enough just now, it arched its head like a loach for a long time, and just exposed its head.

Wukui was probably frightened, and slapped it with a shovel, with a "clang".

Wukui is young and strong and a mason, and his strength is naturally boundless, this shot directly slapped the head off the ground again, and the pit screamed and listened to the accent, and the fucking ghost was not a local ghost.

"Huh? It's a rarity to catch new varieties of ghosts! ”

Lu Le was immediately interested, leaned over and grabbed the handful of yellow hairs that were exposed to the ground, and lifted it up from under the ground as if pulling a radish.

I don't know which Lilliputians produced the defective product, the bridge of the nose is protruding, the head is small, the ugly is not unwanted, after being roasted by the fire for a long time, the whole body is black and smoking.

I've seen many terrifying and disgusting ghost brothers, but it's the first time I've seen such an ugly and obscene ghost.

Its two little short legs were kicking and kicking, and its mouth was still whining, and it was all flowing to the heart with strong chest hair.

The old cow took off his yellow sneakers and stuffed them into his mouth, "It's so noisy that your grandfather Niu is annoyed to death!" ”

Lu Leke had learned Lao Niu's big stinky feet, and even this little ghost was so smoked that he rolled his eyes.

"Daughter-in-law, you are well-informed, do you know what kind of bird language this ghost is talking about?"

The little fairy pondered for a while and said, "This ghost's hometown is not far from us, a projectile place where bananas are planted on the edge of our South China Sea, it seems that it is called a Fei dwarf." ”

"It's far enough! They all came from the sea to the Central Plains! Lu Le then asked, "Can you hear what it is talking about?" ”

"It says that it was sent by the Wako Ghost King to collect women's yin qi, and it was forced to ......"

"I only know that Fei Shorty is a lackey of the United States, why did he become a horse boy of the Japanese again? This Wang Ba calf is really a grass on both sides of the wall, it's not good to torture it today, how can it know how powerful our Chinese sons and daughters are! ”

After Lu Le finished speaking, he threw it aside, stretched out his hand and summoned everyone over: "How about we give it a criticism meeting?" Everyone thinks of a few ideas, what to light the sky lantern, dip the pig cage, the ten tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty can be! ”