The car bumped on the rugged dirt road for more than ten minutes, and Lao Niu suddenly woke up with a dry cough twice, and the first sentence was to tell Lu Le in a trance: "That Zhou Shichong is not simple, let's beware of ......"

"Are you alright?" Lu Le patted his back lightly and asked, "I've already vented my anger for you, he's taking a bath in the pit right now!" I think he's just a charlatan. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

Lao Niu was not an ordinary person after all, his face quickly returned to blood, his brows gradually relaxed, and he stretched his waist and sat up.

"The evil technique of applying the yin coffin to press the body with corpse oil has been lost for hundreds of years, but I didn't expect it to be applied to Lao Tzu for the first time in the world, which is really unlucky...... If it weren't for the fact that my old cow had some foundations, this time the designated game would be over. ”

Corpse oil? I thought it was the powder of the rotten coffin! It seems that Zhou Shichong, who calls himself a "master", is really not an ordinary person. Thinking of this, Lu Le asked Xiao Yu, "Why did your grandfather find a feng shui gentleman to manage the construction site?" It's inexplicable......"

The dirt road in the countryside is really not easy to walk, Xiao Yu has been concentrating on driving and didn't dare to be distracted, and only after listening to Lu Le's question did he speak: "Since the construction site started, there have been frequent incidents of evil sects, which have made it impossible to carry out construction. Grandpa couldn't invite such a Master Zhou. ”

As soon as he spoke, Lu Le and Lao Niu looked at each other. I have long heard the little fairy say that this place in Hexia Village is called the place of "Arhat Prisoner" according to Feng Shui, and it is the most yin and evil, and it is easy to breed evil ghosts.

Thinking of the flagpole that was glazed with corpse oil and almost cost him a small life, Lao Niu slapped his thigh and exclaimed: "Oh no......"

It turns out that it is common for the construction to be carried out due to the fact that the mountain bridge encounters a corpse or a ghost market, resulting in the failure of construction. The two worlds of yin and yang go to one side of the sky, you want to occupy other people's territory, how can people agree if you don't express it well?

But there is another way to come hard, using corpse oil as a Gu supplemented by a spell copper coin array, pressing the soul of the living into the ground for seven inches and three minutes, and the violent corpse can be suppressed.

Now that the corpse oil has appeared, the next step is not to know which living person is going to suffer. If the soul is pressed into the ground for seven inches and three minutes, it will inevitably break bones and tendons, and die of pain!

What Lu Le was worried about was not this, but the origin of the corpse oil. Since the cremation policy was fully implemented, where did he, a sorcerer, go to get corpse oil? A corpse that has been buried for a long time can't be refined into corpse oil? Could this have anything to do with the exodus of the female corpse in the morgue......

The whole carriage was suddenly shrouded in clouds, Lu Le and Lao Niu did not make a sound for a long time, until the car drove into the city, Xiao Yu thought of the explosive detonator in the whole trunk and was a little nervous, so he said to himself: "I'll park the car in the Mid-Levels Reservoir, let's take a taxi to the hospital." ”

Lao Niu waved his hand and said, "I'm fine, I don't have to go to the hospital, it's the right thing to blow up the gap quickly." ”

"Nope! If the gap is going to be blown up, the hospital will have to go too. Lu Le rubbed Xiao Yu's shoulders affectionately and said, "Why don't you find two reliable people to bury the explosives detonator?" ”

Xiao Yu reflexively pouted and poked his head with his fingertips: "You, you've been making trouble for me all day long, you really owe you in your last life." ”

Lu Le grinned, "Do you want to do it?" If you don't do it, I'm going to find someone else, anyway, there are a lot of female fans. ”

"Cut!" Xiao Yu waved his pink fist, but he was reluctant to fall on him. "When the explosion is too loud and alarms the government departments, apart from me, can your female fans settle down?"

"Brother, it's not that he hasn't become famous yet, and when I become a leader, I don't have to trouble you all the time. By the way, let your subordinates be as careful as possible, although we are doing good deeds, we really dare not explain when we are discovered. ”

"Got it." Xiao Yu stuck out her tongue mischievously at him.

……

On the steps of entering the hospital gate, Lao Niu suddenly stood still and didn't leave, and suddenly jumped out after holding back for a long time: "Brother, I see that you are jumping high in the toilet, which is a bit too much (dung)." ”

Lu Le looked back at him puzzled and asked, "What's wrong?" Don't have convulsions, okay, what are you doing with your babbling, come with me to check and check, don't leave any sequelae. ”

Lu Le knew what he was referring to, and deliberately diverted the topic.

"I'm fine, I don't need to check." Lao Niu has always been looking at the little fairy in his heart, and when he sees Lu Le intimacy with other girls, he will always feel uncomfortable in his heart, and he will be angry when he speaks at this time.

Lu Le didn't know how to explain the love-hate entanglement to him for a while, but he was afraid that he wouldn't understand it, after all, he was a bachelor who had lived for three hundred years and had no experience in love.

"Let's go, forget it if you don't check, don't you want to know if there is a connection between the origin of the corpse oil and the missing female corpse?"

As soon as he heard this, Lao Niu immediately came to his senses, and he followed without any further urging, "Brother is still your brain, why didn't I think of it?" If it was really Zhou Shichong's trouble, we might be able to find the female corpse along the vine. After Dean Leng fulfills his promise, we will have the money to buy a house, a car and a daughter-in-law! ”

Lu Le put his arm around his shoulders and asked, "I said buddy, what are you going to find when the time comes?" ”

Lao Niu's little eyes rolled, and he smiled lewdly: "It's best to be as beautiful and sexy as Xiaoyu, as smart as a little fairy, and as understanding as Yang Xiaofei." That's right, like Qianyu, she is full of femininity. ”

Damn, you'd better beat the singles...... Lu Le couldn't help laughing, but he didn't say this sentence.

At some point, there was a new little nurse at the nurse's station, who looked like she was eighteen or nineteen years old, and she was very rare. When he passed there, the old cow couldn't move his feet, and he spun straight in front of the people, looking like he wanted to say something.

Lu Le wanted to call Dean Leng, but seeing that Lao Niu had fallen in love with this little girl, he planned to help him and ask this little girl, by the way.

Before he could say anything, the little nurse spoke first: "You're here to get sperm, right?" ”

Lao Niu was a little confused, and whispered to himself: "Learn from the scriptures? Are we so like Wukong Bajie......"

"No, no," the little nurse was amused at once, and explained with a smile, "Aren't you volunteers who come to donate sperm?" ”

With a little hand, a sign was erected next to the nurse's station, "Voluntary Sperm Donation".

It turned out that this was the case, Lu Le had an idea, it was better to make a mistake and tease the little nurse, so he asked her seriously: "I said comrade, do you have a small movie or something?" I can't take this sperm hard, so I have to take some auxiliary measures, right? Otherwise, it will be scrapped if you turn back......"

The girl's face was red and white for a while, ashamed and angry: "How can I have a small movie...... No, call your daughter-in-law to help you......"

Lao Niu answered very quickly this time: "I want to have a daughter-in-law, don't I donate it to her, how can I donate the excess to the hospital......"

The little nurse turned around angrily and ignored him, and Lu Le couldn't cry or laugh, thinking that you are such a flirtatious girl, you will be beaten to death sooner or later.