Chapter 164: Picking up dung with a lantern and looking for death?
As the saying goes, "the bowl is managed", but it is just a steward hired by his grandfather, why does he still put on a great look?
Xiao Yu didn't take this pretentious "feng shui master" in his eyes: "There is a shortage of explosives on my friend's construction site, you go and prepare it immediately, and I will report to my grandfather when I go back." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Zhou Shichong sneered when he heard this, sat down by himself, crossed Erlang's legs and said, "I, Zhou, was invited by Old Man Xiao with a lot of money, and I only obey his orders. Miss, you are too young, explosives are such an important thing, how can I borrow them happily because of your words? ”
Lu Le and Lao Niu were taken aback, this guy is too arrogant, right? Even the words of the eldest lady were in the ears of the wind.
Xiao Yu was choked by his words and didn't say anything for a long time, pouting and looking unhappy.
Seeing that Xiao Yu couldn't hold his face, the workers on the side stood up and whispered: "Master, don't make a mistake, Miss's words are never willing to disobey even the old man, why do you offend her......"
That Zhou Shichong is also an old fritter who has been in the world for a long time, how could he not understand such a simple truth, but he had already seen that Lao Niu and Lu Le, who were following the eldest lady, were hiding mysteries.
Listening to the words of the finished person, he smiled and led everyone to take a seat, and then said to Xiao Yu: "The eldest lady ordered, I will naturally do it, but Zhou has a reluctant request, I don't know if the eldest lady can agree?" ”
Xiao Yuqiang endured the displeasure in his heart and asked, "What, do you still need to exchange conditions when I tell you to do something?" ”
"Of course not! In the past two days, I have been thinking about erecting a flagpole in the middle of the construction site and hanging the flag of our company, but the crane has not been there. I see that this young man next to you is strong and strong, I wonder if I can trouble him to help erect the flagpole? ”
Zhou Shichong said, his eyes still rolling on the old cow viciously.
Xiao Yu thought to himself, isn't this just a gesture? She has seen Lao Niu's strength, not to mention a flagpole, even an airplane can be lifted.
When she turned sideways and looked at Lao Niu inquiringly, Lu Le waved her hand and said, "Master, you are mistaken, my brother is fat, but he is fat, a body of vegetables and meat, and he has no real strength, I'm afraid he can't help you." ”
This guy has been staring at the two of us for a long time, and now that such a ghost idea has come out, he must not be at ease. Lu Le refused without even thinking about it.
Who knew that the old cow slapped his chest: "Do you give us explosives after setting up the flagpole?" Take me there! ”
When he arrived at the middle of the construction site, Lu Le was much more relieved, the aluminum flagpole was no more than the thickness of a small arm, six or seven meters high, and Lao Niu only needed two fingers to do it.
Sure enough, the old cow picked up the flagpole on the ground with one hand and erected it without much effort, causing bursts of cheers from the onlookers.
But Lu Le obviously saw that Lao Niu's face was getting more and more ugly, his body seemed to be frozen, and he couldn't move even a little while holding the flagpole.
Lu Le hurriedly walked over, only to find that the old cow statue had a big mountain pressed on its back, and the surface of both feet was sunk in the middle of the concrete floor.
And what was revealed on the ground was a pair of huge cow hoof prints!
"What's going on?" Lu Le hurriedly grabbed his shoulders and asked, only to find that his body was stiff like an iron plate!
The old cow opened his mouth in pain, but he couldn't make a sound, and red blood was oozing from between his clenched teeth!
This scene quickly reminded him of a bad thing that happened in the village back then:
I remember that one year when a villager died, four of the eight strong men in the same village who carried the coffin were crushed to death. Later, I heard Mr. Zhangtan say that the moment the coffin is settled, the coffin bearer must stand at the sunny mouth of the coffin, if he is pressed by the shadow of Shoucai, it is more powerful than a mountain pressing on his body, and he will definitely die, and there is no way to resolve it at all.
At present, although the old cow is not a coffin inserted into the soil, the symptoms are the same as those coffin bearers back then, and the shadow of the flagpole happens to be on his head.
Could it be that this flagpole was coated with the powder of the rotten coffin by Zhou Shichong? We have no grudges in the past and no hatred in the near future, why did he harm Lao Niu like this?
Fortunately, Lao Niu was born from the gods, otherwise he would have died if he couldn't last so long. Lu Le didn't have time to hesitate, and leaned over to pull out the weeping willows, wanting to help him, but the flagpole seemed to weigh ten thousand pounds, and it didn't move the bullet at all!
said that it was too late, he took out the Luban axe from the back of the old cow, and used all his strength to slash down with the axe, the cold light flashed, and the flagpole "sonorous" broke into two pieces of Qi brush!
The old cow responded to the end, and the corners of his mouth were bleeding nonstop, and it seemed that he had injured the true yuan of his internal organs.
Lu Le held him in his arms, and wanted to beat Zhou Shichong violently, but he really couldn't find a trace of fault in this trap, and he was afraid that the explosives would definitely not be able to get it.
Xiao Yu never expected such an ending, and asked Zhou Shichong suspiciously and angrily: "What's going on?" ”
Zhou Shichong sneered instead, shrugged his shoulders and said, "I thought the eldest lady's friend had a lot of ability?" Now lift a stone to shoot yourself in the foot, let's go out of the ocean. ”
Xiao stomped his feet angrily, but he was speechless, so he had to help Lu Le help the old cow to the car.
Looking at the dying back of the old cow, Zhou Shichong whispered to himself proudly: "If others can't recognize you, how can you hide the eyes of this heavenly master?" A little green cow spirit, next time you dare to swagger in front of me, I will still embarrass you! ”
The voice was not loud, but Lu Le couldn't hear a word, he was so angry that his teeth were itching but he was helpless, after all, he didn't catch someone's handle.
Zhou Shichong's majesty was shaken, and the eldest lady's depressed face still had to be given, and she transferred explosives and detonators very happily. When the purpose of this trip was accomplished, Lu Le thought that something was still wrong. Bullying my brother is tantamount to cutting off my siblings and preventing him from suffering a little, how does he know that we are powerful?
Seeing that Lu Le didn't get into the car for a long time, Xiao Yu urged him: "Let's go, Lao Niu looks like we have to go to the hospital for a check-up......"
Lu Le squeezed his eyes and motioned for her to wait for a while, then turned around and walked towards Zhou Shichong, who was about to return to the construction site.
"Master, you have helped us so much, if I don't show it, I don't know the rules."
Hearing Lu Le say this, Zhou Shichong looked at him in a daze, and said "You're welcome", but his feet didn't move, waiting for him to hurry up and "express".
Lu Le took out the thick wallet in his trouser pocket and shook it in front of his eyes: "There are many people on the construction site, is there a toilet nearby?" I'd like to have a private chat with the master. ”
Zhou Shichong smiled and led him into a simple toilet nearby, saying that it was a toilet, but it was actually a dung pit, only a broken tank.
The front foot entered the toilet, and Lu Le grabbed his hair without saying a word, and the "horn" was a few big slaps, which directly stunned him.
Lu Le's own hand strength is big, and after a few slaps, the right side of the product's face is swollen like a bee sting. This beating came as suddenly as a storm, and before Zhou Shichong could react, he was kicked into the pit by Lu Le, and he was completely lost in the filth on the spot, and he didn't even scream.
"What master? I think you're playing lanterns to pick up dung and find death ()! ”
Lu Le slammed the toilet door and swaggered into the car.