Chapter Twenty-Five: One Shot and Two Scattered
Lu Le rubbed his eyes and sat up from the kang, and when he heard Zheng Yishui finish scolding, the person outside the door answered half-deadly: "Open the door, senior brother, it's me......"
Big Back is back!
He hurriedly got dressed and got up, and went out to see what was going on. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Although Zheng Yishui opened the courtyard door, he blocked the door and didn't let the person in, Lu Le poked his head out and looked, oh my God! The whole thing at the door is a mud egg! From head to toe, there was a layer of fishy mud, and I couldn't tell the nose, eyes, and mouth at all.
"Senior brother, you boil some hot water, I have to take a bath, it's dirty......"
The mud man was about to get into the house from under Zheng Yishui's armpit, but he kicked him in the ass and kicked it out alive.
"Where did you come from, I got nervous at my door early in the morning, and smashed Lao Tzu's windows, see if I don't kill you!"
Zheng Yishui was dizzy, and he raised the stone in his hand and was about to smash it, so frightened that the mud man covered his head and squatted down, and his voice begging for mercy was full of crying: "Senior brother! Take a closer look, it's me! Cui Zhigao! ”
Zheng Yishui raised his hand high, that is, he just wanted to scare and scare him, this kid was too unrighteous, and he didn't teach him a good lesson when he seized the opportunity, and he felt sorry in his heart.
Hearing him say this, Zheng Yishui pretended to be suspicious and asked, "Senior brother, is it really you?" ”
"It's me, it's me!" The mud man nodded excitedly, and the mud on his head shook the ground.
Zheng Yishui turned sideways in disgust, and said angrily: "You're not dead yet?" ”
"It's almost time if you're not dead, senior brother, let me into the house quickly."
The big back has become a mud ball, and it seems that although he escaped by luck, he must have suffered a lot of sins and shed a layer of skin. Seeing this, Lu Le felt very relieved.
"I said, junior brother, it's quite positive for you to run away, did you fall into the ditch, or did you go into the river in a panic?" When Zheng Yishui let him into the house, he couldn't help but taunt him in a weird way.
When he arrived in the middle of the courtyard, Zheng Yishui didn't let the big back head into the house, brought two large wooden barrels of water, and poured it on him with Lu Le.
The mud was washed clean, and the big back was so cold that the snot dripped down the mouth, and when he entered the house, he wrapped the quilt on the kang head, like confinement.
"What's going on? Aren't you very fast, how did you get this virtue? Zheng Yishui asked, and he and Lu Le moved chairs and sat opposite the kang and stared at the big back, just like the prisoners.
"Alas, it's all tears...... "The big back was wrapped in the quilt and sneezed loudly, and the snot was about to flow to his mouth and he sucked it back in one go." I threw his nut, and before I could run ten meters away, I encountered something dirty, and it knew that I couldn't help me with the soul locking inkstone, but it still stuck to me like a dog skin plaster, and it tossed me to death......"
Lu Le curiously moved the chair to him, urging him to say, "Speak quickly, don't stop!" ”
"Let me go on the main road, and someone will trip me with his foot; Let's take the path, there are always people pushing me from behind, and they keep driving me down the big weir river...... Oh my mother! It doesn't know how many times I fell in the mud, thinking that I am a dignified Maoshan Taoist priest, and it is embarrassing to say it......"
The more he talked, the more aggrieved he became, and his eyes were red.
"I can't blame you for that, after all, that hairy demon is no ordinary wandering ghost." Zheng Yishui hurriedly played a round, not only for the sake of the big back, but also for himself: last night in the grave circle, wasn't he just as scared?
"Little brother, you also saw it last night, you can trust us now, right? You have to collect that corpse with our senior brothers, and you can get out of this evil breath! ”
Lu Le sneered and said: "As the saying goes, I'm not afraid of god-like opponents, I'm only afraid of pig-like teammates, it's a fortune telling if I wasn't killed by you this time, how dare I cooperate with you again?" ”
The two of them were speechless.
After listening to the ghost story, Lu Le was about to get up and leave, and let Zheng Yishui keep him in every possible way, but he still didn't have the slightest intention of changing his mind.
These two Taoist priests are not very capable, and their courage is even more outrageous, and now they are sticking money and pulling themselves to cure ghosts together, I'm afraid things are not so simple. Of course, evil spirits must be cured, and the hearts of villains must also be guarded against.
After Lu Le left, Zheng Yishui scolded the big back head fiercely, but the plan to make a fortune couldn't be miscarried like this, so he began to plan the next move.
As soon as I walked down from the bend, I heard people crying and screaming in the village, and it had become a pot of porridge. There are dozens of people gathered under the old locust tree in the west, what happened to the Erdou family?
Lu Le hurried over, but saw Erdou's aunt Dai Guihua sitting under the old locust tree, crying with a handful of snot and tears, and an old ox lying on his side, blood oozing from his seven orifices, seemed to be dead.
Ploughing cattle are many precious domestic animals in the countryside! Usually several families raise one in partnership, and one ox ploughs half the village's land, no wonder Dai Osmanthus is so sad.
From her intermittent crying, Lu Le gradually heard some clues: she led the cow to the back mountain to graze early in the morning, and when she came back, she heard movement in Erdou's house, so she thought about whether she had gone home after Yuejin recovered from illness, and tied the big yellow ox under the old locust tree to knock on the door. The door didn't knock and didn't say anything, and after a while, the good scalper was dead when he returned to the old locust tree......
Lu Le circled around the ox under the tree, and there was no obvious external injury on its body. Dai Guihua knocked on the door and should not go back to the tree to ask for the cow, at most it was only a few minutes of work, what was it that quietly took the life of the old scalper in an instant?
With that 1,000-pound physique, even if you fill it with arsenic, it can't breathe for a few hours......
Although the blood in the seven orifices of the scalper oozed out very slowly, it never stopped, and the blood gradually turned black, emitting a disgusting fishy smell.
Lu Le seemed to have noticed something, and subconsciously glanced into the gully of the scalper, but he didn't find a blood hole, and he was surprised at the moment. But if you think about it, you can kill this big animal of more than 1,000 catties in an instant, and the wound must be near the skull!
Lu Le squatted down and was about to lift the old scalper's drooping ears to look, but he was dragged up by a hand and dragged to a distance of more than ten meters from the crowd before stopping.
This hand strength, this fragrance, is it a little fairy?
As soon as Lu Le looked up, he saw her big eyes like spring water.
"Is the injury on your leg better? Finally willing to come to me......" Lu Le smiled shyly, seeing that her white little hands were still tightly grasping her arms, her heart was happy.
"Why are you so stupid? If you let others see the wound behind its ear, won't it cause panic in the village? ”
The little fairy did not answer his question, but came up and counted him down.