Chapter 24 The king does not see the king

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The big back rubbed his sore knees, and tried to stand up, but Zheng Yishui pressed him: "Don't move yet, this is not a corpse!" ā€

"Don't make trouble, senior brother." The big back didn't believe it at all, "Master once said that even the gods are afraid of it for three points, which wandering ghost dares to grab food on its territory?" ā€

Zheng Yishui knew in his heart that only another kind of extremely violent ghost would dare to fight against the corpse, and that was the Blood King. However, the situation was critical and it was inconvenient to elaborate, so I had to ask: "Do you see the skull head on the tombstone?" Since it is half corpse and half ghost, the corpse should be intact and not corrupt! ā€

Hearing him say this, the big back head suddenly became honest, and he didn't dare to move anymore when he stopped talking.

Lu Le couldn't help it, thinking that it didn't matter so much, if you don't run, brother, I'm going to slip away. Just as his toes were about to exert force, Zheng Yishui turned back to him and told him again: "The corpse has come out of the coffin, but now he doesn't know where to go, and if he flees rashly, he will definitely die!" ā€

Lu Le was not angry at the time, and complained in a low voice: "I said that you two are sick or what's the matter?" Do you come to death in the middle of the night? The two Taoist priests don't even dare to run away, let alone catch ghosts! ā€

"It's all my fault, I forgot that I broke the soul ruler a few days ago...... Fighting with corpses with bare hands is no different from sending them to death......"

Zheng Yishui muttered helplessly.

"Your second uncle!" Lu Le really wanted to slap his two ear scrapers.

Just heard Zheng Yishui say this, Lu Le also relieved himself, sitting on the grave is the white pants girl who appeared in the second bucket closet, but the one who eats the blood of the black dog is another skull corpse full of holes, and now these two dirty things are gone, it seems that tonight is a big gathering of evil ghosts, we just broke into the ambush circle__ Fierce and auspicious!

As the saying goes, the king does not see the king, and so it is with people, and so it is with ghosts. Now that the corpse demon and the blood king have appeared in the same tomb, and now they are both gone, they must have avoided each other?

Zheng Yishui thought in his heart.

Now among the three people, only the big back head holds the soul locking inkstone in his hand, and once the corpse attacks, he is the only one who can retreat with his whole body. What no one expected was that he only said: "Senior brother, I'm sorry!" Before the words fell, he burst out of the grass, and the speed was comparable to that of Usain Bolt at his peak.

Lu Le and Zheng Yishui were dumbfounded at that time, and turned their heads in unison, staring at his wind-like back in horror.

But this guy is an authentic foreigner, and he is not familiar with the terrain in the grave circle at all. After all, people have not been to the cemetery twice to cheat some big bosses out of their money, and before they ran twenty meters away, they fell on a big horse, and with a "poof", one or two hundred catties of meat smashed on the ground, and the ground was shaken. The big back screamed, and it seemed that the fall was not light.

Zheng Yishui and Lu Le were still squatting stupidly in the grass, angry and anxious, trying to escape, but they had no guy in their hands, and they couldn't be as willful as others.

The big back grinned and got up from the ground, and before he could stand firmly, "poof" was another big heel.

A few hours have passed, and the lamp oil that Zheng Yishui applied to his eyelids has long since dried up, and only Lu Le can see that the long leg sticking out of the old grave is deliberately tripping the big back, and the white pants are still wearing on that leg!

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration came to his mind: there is a soul-calming inkstone on the big back head, and it is impossible for the corpse to be unaware. But it just went to chase the big back head, not only because he was the first to get out of the grass and expose his identity, it was probably because the big back head hugged the big black dog on the way to come, and his body was stained with rooster blood!

The big black dog sent to the door was preempted by other evil ghosts, and he even ate and drank cleanly, and now he has caught a living one, how can the corpse easily spare you?

Thinking of this, Lu Le immediately made a decision and kicked Zheng Yishui's ass hard: "Run!" ā€

He kicked and screamed, he couldn't run anymore, Zheng Yishui followed him, and the two of them ran away in the opposite direction to the big back......

The two fled back to Zheng Yishui's small western-style building in one go, and only when Zheng Yishui turned on all the light bulbs that could be turned on, and the whole courtyard was bright, they dared to stop and gasp.

"It's strange, that bastard ran away first, why hasn't he come back yet......" Zheng Yishui sat in the middle of the courtyard, staring at the closed gate with his eyes intended, muttering to himself.

"I'm afraid he won't be able to come back......" Lu Le replied faintly.

"Huh? What's going on? ā€

"I saw the old grave root stick out a leg and trip him twice......"

"No wonder you're running in the opposite direction with me!" Zheng Yishui suddenly realized.

Although he didn't like that big back very much, after all, now that they were a team, Lu Le was still a little worried: "He's going to be fine, right?" ā€

Zheng Yishui's answer was shocking: "I'm tired and sleepy, let's sleep." ā€

"Is that appropriate......

"What's out of place? Why didn't he think about whether it was suitable or not when he Cui Zhigao was walking alone? The corpse has skinned him, this animal! ā€

Don't mention him, Zheng Yishui is on fire when he mentions it.

The two brothers are really wonderful, one is not righteous, and the other is drunk. If you do the first year of junior high school and we do the fifteenth, there is nothing that can't stand you.

Thinking of this, Lu Le didn't care, and went into the guest room with Zheng Yishui to rest.

After spending most of the night in the graveyard, tired and sleepy, and with high nervous tension, the two of them quickly fell asleep as soon as they got into bed......

The next morning, when the rooster had just begun to crow, and the sky was still gray, there was a sudden and feeble knock on the door outside the Zheng family's compound.

Lu Le and Zheng Yishui slept soundly, and they didn't notice the movement outside at all, which made the person who knocked on the door so anxious that they almost knocked down the courtyard door by beating and kicking.

After more than ten minutes, there was still no reaction in the house, on the huge earthen kang, Zheng Yishui was snoring like thunder at this end, Lu Le was snoring at the other end, the two sang and harmonized, and the guest room was not lively.

With a "bang", the glass of the guest room was smashed, and the palm-sized pebbles were falling on the kang head, less than five centimeters away from Zheng Yishui's mustache, and he almost helped him extract his front teeth for free.

Zheng Yishui woke up from his dream suddenly, saw the broken glass window, and pouted in distress. He picked up the pebbles on the kang head, didn't have time to put on his clothes, pushed the door out of the guest room violently, and yelled at the people who were playing outside and slamming the door: "Damn! Look at Lao Tzu when he comes out and doesn't break your hand! Call you a cheap hand! ā€