As soon as the protagonist of Erdou leaves, the meeting will not be able to continue. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info Cao Maozi jumped down from the stage with a blue face, and overturned the two Eight Immortal Tables with a flick of his arm, and with a "boom", Da Gang was so frightened that he almost peed his pants.

"I can't cure you if I don't believe it!" Cao Maozi said viciously, "Dagang, tomorrow I will ask from the county to transfer a bulldozer, and I must level this grave!" ”

Liu Dagang cautiously leaned over and whispered, "This is not appropriate, secretary?" Although Erdou is honest, the rabbit is in a hurry and bites! He can't play with you......"

After hearing this, Cao Maozi was so angry that he spat at him and scolded: "With your IQ, you want to eat. I can't grab a mouthful of hot. Won't we say that it was supervised by the top? ”

Lu Le couldn't listen anymore, and interrupted them loudly: "Are you planning to skip my grandfather's level?" ”

Cao Maozi glanced at him disdainfully and said, "What are you a yellow-mouthed kid fooling with here?" Do you have to report to your grandfather about any decision in the village in the future? ”

"Did you talk to Uncle like that? No big, no small! Do you usually call your grandfather Huangkou Xiaoer? Lu Le's mouth was crooked.

"Cao Maozi, Cao Maozi! It's been dry for so long, the crops have died, and I haven't seen you take any action. We can't live anymore, but you're here to compete with a dead man......"

I don't know when, Grandpa Lu Qinghe walked over with his hookah in his arms and said slowly.

Cao Maozi was stunned for a moment, his face was red and white for a while, and he hesitated for a long time before he said: "The county has already sent anti-aircraft guns to artificial rainfall, and there is not a single cloud in the sky, and the artillery is also released in vain, so it has been stopped at the village branch......"

Old Lu Tou didn't make a sound with a dark face, but he snorted the hookah vigorously. Lu Le hurriedly ran to his grandfather's side, wanting to tell him the strange things about this new tomb, but he didn't know how to open his mouth for a while, so he had to say: "Grandpa, that new tomb can't be moved!" ”

"It's a public affair if you can't move, since there is a policy above, let's not get involved." Old Lu Tou still looked unhurried.

"It's not a matter of policy or policy, hey!" Lu Le was so anxious that he scratched his head.

No one expected Lu Qinghe to obey Cao Maozi's meaning so easily, and Cao Maozi himself never expected it, which made him overjoyed: "Uncle Lu, I know that you know the most profound righteousness!" Well, it was so happily decided, and the meeting was dismissed! ”

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Hearing that the village branch had launched an anti-aircraft gun, everyone rushed to see the excitement, and Lu Le also followed in a fart, leaving behind the important things that should be told to grandpa.

It is also strange to say, God seems to be afraid, the weather has been sunny for almost a month, and it is overcast just after noon, dark clouds cover the sky and the sun, and the wind that rises on the flat ground carries rain.

The strong wind howled for a while, and the gradually gathering clouds were blown away again, and the rain never came, so the village branch decided to let the anti-aircraft guns hurry out to make artificial rain.

Cao Maozi dispersed the crowd of onlookers, leaving only a few sturdy men to fight, ready to pull the cannon to the back mountain beam and fire again. Liu Dagang couldn't understand it anymore, and asked him, "Secretary, why are you bothering so much?" Are you afraid that this anti-aircraft gun will not reach it......"

"You know! The silver iodide shells are dozens of yuan, all of which are worth half a year's food expenses, but we can't be blind in vain! Cao Maozi patted his belly proudly and said, "I'm calling it steady and steady, for the sake of safety." ”

Two weathermen, two militiamen, plus two villagers and Cao Maozi Liu Dagang, eight people pushed the cannon and drove towards the back mountain.

As soon as he arrived at the foot of the mountain, Cao Maozi, who had balls of meat, said that he couldn't walk anymore, and sat on the ground panting, sweaty on his head and face. "A few of you work hard to push the cannon up the mountain, Dagang commanded on the spot, I'll go back first after a while, I'm almost tired of Lao Tzu......"

"Secretary, please do it!" Liu Dagang promised that he would not let go of this opportunity to perform, and pushed up the cannon rack to shout "hey, hey, hey", working harder than just now.

It was easy to pull the cannon rack up the mountain beam, the wind stopped as soon as it stopped, the originally heavy clouds also dispersed a little, and the scorching and dazzling sunlight shone directly down from the cracks in the clouds.

Everyone couldn't care about the scorching heat, and when they saw this situation, they suddenly lost their minds, and asked Liu Dagang what to do next.

Don't look at Liu Dagang's usual motherly motherhood, he has a lot of eyes. The pair of small eyes that he was hiding behind the spectacle lenses turned around and said: "If we don't let go of this cannon, it will be tantamount to working in vain, and it will be thankless; If we fire this cannon, we will waste one shell at most. If there are a few more drops of rain, it will be the credit of our big guys! ”

As soon as I heard the words, the two meteorologists gave a thumbs up, and these staff members who were used to sitting in the office had to admire Liu Dagang, who had been in the production team for more than ten years, for playing a deep routine.

Adjust the angle of the gun position and reload the rain bombs, but then the wind stopped, the sun was scorching, and the clouds were nowhere to be seen. I had no choice but to bite the bullet and shoot.

There was an earth-shattering loud bang, and the entire mountain ridge trembled, and the eight people waited for a long time, but the rain naturally failed to fall half a drop, and they had no choice but to push the gun carriage back the same way.

Walking to the foot of the mountain, I saw Cao Maozi's fat body still slumped on the ground. Liu Dagang thought to himself, although Secretary Cao usually lacks exercise, he won't be tired like this when he does this little work, right? While greeting "Secretary Cao", he let go of the cannon rack and rushed over.

Cao Maozi's eyes were closed, and Ren Liu Dagang couldn't wake up after a thousand calls on the side. Da Gang suddenly felt a little surprised, and when he reached out to push him, he found that his whole body was as stiff as a wooden stake, and he trembled and reached out to probe his snort, but he was so frightened that he fell to the ground: this guy has lost his breath!

At this time, everyone gathered around, and the anti-aircraft guns were not needed, and they carried Cao Maozi's body back to the village branch.

After a while, the family members arrived one after another, and the entire village branch cried out to the ground. Cao Maozi, who was stiff on the white sheets, looked like life, even if he had a sudden cerebral hemorrhage or heart attack, he should have a look of struggle and pain on his face, right?

Liu Dagang couldn't figure it out. After a few dry howls without thunder and rain, I suddenly remembered the farce in the morning in the graveyard of the river. This Kunshan was a thorn in the face of his life, and he is still so powerful when he dies, you want to dig his grave, it's only strange if he doesn't kill you!

Think about it, I gasped, I can be regarded as half an accomplice, "Zhang Fei" is killing chickens and monkeys? At the moment, his legs were weak, and his two hands were so nervous that he didn't know where to rest, and he inadvertently rubbed the placket of the coarse cloth short-sleeved placket on his body, a slimy, white thing.

That's where his head was facing when he had just carried the body of Cao Maozi.

Liu Dagang was only afraid and worried, and did not think deeply, and he never thought that it was Secretary Cao's brain......