On the simple meeting platform made of three tables of eight immortals, Cao Maozi, the village party secretary, was shy with a round belly, staring condescendingly at the fifty or sixty people in the audience with his hands on his waist, his mouth moved but he couldn't help but make no sound, but he let out a rough breath from his nose with a gloomy face. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Everyone, be quiet, listen to Secretary Cao speak to us!"

Fortunately, Liu Dagang was clever, and when he came, he brought his own enamel jar for drinking water, and knocked on the table of the Eight Immortals so violently, or who could hear his small voice.

Everyone was patronizing each other just now, and when they heard Da Gang shouting like this, they saw Cao Maozi who was angry on the stage, and they all hung their heads and didn't dare to squeak anymore, and they suddenly quieted down.

"I called everyone here for a meeting early this morning because I stumbled upon a very infuriating phenomenon." Speaking of this, Cao Maozi paused, poked his head and searched the crowd and asked, "Where is Zhang Erdou?" You come to the stage for me! ”

No one answered even after calling three times, and everyone sweated for him.

The second pole Zhang Kunshan fought with him because of Cao Maozi's hard work deduction, if it weren't for the fact that there were many people who pulled the fight, then Cao Maozi Zhunbao was beaten so much that his mother didn't recognize it. Now that the second pole is gone, Zhang Erdou's name was first named at the meeting, obviously to repay his father's debts and find his fault.

But naming him and not being there, isn't this another crime? It seems that he is sad to pass this level today......

"I said, what did you Liu Dagang do? Let you notify the individual and not even notify it! As soon as Cao Maozi's head was biased, he sprinkled his anger on Liu Dagang, who was standing stupidly next to him holding the enamel jar.

Yuejin fell ill again, and stayed in the township health center for a few days, and Erdou was taking care of him, and he was never home. But I've already sent him a letter, and he'll be back soon. ”

"What kind of leader is he, Zhang Erdou? For a meeting, we have such a large group of people waiting for him! You go and get him for me, and if you can't find him, you correspondent won't have to do anything!" ”

"How many days have you not been home? That kid hid a big girl at home last night! Lu Le thought in his heart, but he couldn't help but say it.

Da Gang held back his grievances, and just turned around and stepped on his Phoenix brand 28 bars, but saw Erdou panting from the river bend and trotting all the way over.

"Zhang Erdou!" Cao Maozi pointed to the bridge of his nose and roared, "You are so awesome, dozens of people in the whole village are waiting for you!" Stand in front of the stage! ”

Erdou was stunned for a moment, thinking that I was three or a few minutes late, it was because the child was sick, are you Cao Maozi making such a fuss?

But he was not as hard as his father, and he didn't dare to tell, so he honestly walked to the middle of the three Eight Immortals table and stood still.

"Do you know why I didn't look for someone else today and find you Zhang Erdou alone?"

Erdou shook his head.

Cao Maozi cleared his throat and said: "Now that the four old and the new style are in full swing, the country has also begun to implement the reform of the funeral system, and in the future, it will completely abolish burial and implement cremation." It's good for you Zhang Erdou, look at what shape your father's grave has been built? Are you fucking enclosure? Do you occupy more space and are you afraid that you will die and have no ground to bury? ”

Erdou was puzzled when he heard it: Where did you start with this? The fox turned his head suspiciously and looked, hey, let me go! What kind of grave is this? It's clearly a mountain bun!

Erdou cried out with a "wow": "Daddy! You are very angry when you are alive, how can you make the old grave angry when you die......"

When dozens of people in the audience heard this, they leaned back and laughed, Cao Maozi dragged the enamel jar in Liu Dagang's hand, knocked it on the table of the eight immortals, and said after everyone calmed down: "Zhang Erdou, I'll give you two days to level your father's grave for me!" If I miss the deadline and let me do it myself, I'm afraid your father's two hundred or so bones won't be enough. ”

This is clearly revenge! Erdou didn't make a sound, Erdou's aunt Dai Guihua couldn't stand it, and squeezed to the front of the stage and said: "The tomb can be rebuilt when it is repaired, and when a person dies, he pays attention to entering the soil for peace, how can he say that it is peaceful?" I don't know what policies and regulations, don't look at you as the village party secretary, without Uncle Lu's nod in this matter, you can't be the master either! ”

Cao Maozi was so angry that he jumped to his feet, rolled up his sleeves and pointed at Dai Guihua and scolded, regardless of age and inferiority: "I turned against you!" If you weren't an old, I'd pick up the shoe board and be two big-eared scrapers! I don't believe I can't be the master! ”

Dai Guihua was not afraid, and continued to say without humility or arrogance: "If I think so alone, you must say that I am Erdou's aunt, and my elbow is turned inward." Is that what you mean, you ask? ”

The audience nodded and agreed. Liu Dagang hurriedly jumped onto the Eight Immortals table and whispered to Cao Maozi: "Don't commit any anger, don't commit ...... anger."

Cao Maozi hesitated for a moment and said, "Okay! I'll just ask Uncle Lu what he means! After speaking, he poked his head out and looked for him in the crowd: "Uncle Lu? Uncle Lu, are you here? ”

I didn't see anyone answer for a long time, did grandpa leave early, or did he deceive Liu Dagang's fragile heart and didn't come at all? This new tomb is strangely tight, and it is rash to calm it to ensure that it will plant any trouble. Anyway, I have to go up and stop Cao Maozi.

"Hey! It's coming, it's coming! Lu Le agreed, and squeezed from the crowd to the front of the stage.

"Okay, you little rabbit, you dare to take advantage of me! What about your grandfather? Call your grandpa! ”

"Cao Maozi, who are you talking to? No big or small, no day! Your aunt's grandfather is my cousin, calling me uncle didn't wronged you, right? Lu Le came up and scolded him, "My grandfather heard that you were grinding and chirping here, and he was already sleepy and went home first, I am now the plenipotentiary of his old man's family, my grandfather said, this grave can't be moved!" ”

After speaking, he jumped directly onto the Eight Immortals table and sat down cross-legged.

Cao Maozi suddenly fell into a dilemma, and had no choice but to ask Erdou, who was in the audience, "Your own mistake, how to deal with it." Make a statement! ”

Erdou said: "What should I do with my listening to the branch book." My child has been sick and hospitalized for a few days, and the rice and water are not in, so I have to take care of him. If he woke up and couldn't see his father, he would have to cry. ”

After Erdou finished speaking, he stepped on the 28 big bars parked on the edge of the platform, and without waiting for Liu Dagang to agree, he said "borrow it" and rode away.

Erdou is honest and doesn't lie, since Yuejin has been hospitalized for a few days, he should be in bed with the clinic these days. So who was that "woman" in his house last night? Is it a thief? A thief who wears white flower pants at night?

It's completely unreasonable......

Lu Le fell into deep thought......