Tang Seng: "......"

The ominous premonition was even worse, Tang Seng subconsciously swallowed his saliva, and said with a dry smile: "You, are you joking?" I, I don't know that woman at all. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"I don't like jokes." Lianhua's response with a smile almost sent Tang Seng to hell.

The smile became more and more stiff, and Tang Seng asked without giving up: "That woman...... Who is she marrying her? ”

"You!"

Tang Seng: "......"

Without saying a word, put down the cup, and dropped the other immortal fruit he had just picked up, Tang Seng took off his shoes, rolled back to the bed neatly, and then closed his eyes and recited the words.

"I must still be dreaming, I must still be dreaming, I must still be dreaming......"

Lianhua: "......"

Lianhua was dumbfounded, and then laughed and complained: "Hey, what is your reaction, Zhen Yuanzi, a beautiful and powerful woman who takes a fancy to you, you don't care if you are unhappy, why do you seem to have the feeling of wanting to die headlonging?" ”

"I must still be dreaming, I must still be dreaming, I must still be dreaming......"

Ignoring Lianhua, Tang Seng continued to pretend to be dead to escape from reality.

"yes, yes, there's something I forgot to tell you. Although you only got married today, in fact, two days ago, you have slept with Zhen Yuanzi~"

I slept in the same bed...... I slept on the couch...... And slept oh~

Tang Seng: "......"

The words disappeared suddenly, Tang Seng sat up from the bed suddenly, and then stared at the bed ceiling with expressionless eyes rolling over the dead fish: "Is that woman crazy?" ”

"No, she's calm."

"Are you sure?"

"It doesn't get any more certain than that."

Oh, the expressionless Tang Seng instantly turned his expression into anger, he jumped like thunder, and he was so angry that he almost jumped up on the bed directly and hit the bed ceiling into a big hole: "What a fart!" The uncle just died and slept for a few days, why did he suddenly become a groom when he woke up? Bastard bastard bastard! Why do they eat Wukong? The master didn't react when he was treated as a groom, his brain was in water!

"This ...... In fact, they reacted violently at first, but later Zhen Yuanzi persuaded them one by one, so they finally agreed. After all, Zhen Yuanzi is the ancestor of the earth immortals, and if you become a relative to her, you don't have to worry about it in the next life. "Seems to be well-intentioned," Lianhua explained.

"Hey, that makes sense." Touching his chin in agreement, Tang Seng's face changed suddenly: "Do you think the uncle will say that?!" Damn, damn it, damn it! The uncle and the woman are not familiar at all, and they actually married the uncle when the uncle had no power to resist, that woman is really crazy!! ”

"No way, she likes you."

"Like me!?" The voice was suddenly raised, and his hand slapped the quilt hard, Tang Seng became even more angry: "Don't be kidding, uncle, I haven't had much contact with that woman at all, I am full of calculations, and I don't say more than five hundred words, and I am not a nymphomaniac, how can that woman like me!?" ”

After a moment of silence, Lianhua said, "Because you are handsome!" ”

Hit the nail on the head!

When Leng Buding heard Lianhua's ridiculous words, Tang Seng suddenly became angry. Touching his chin and thinking for a moment, he nodded solemnly and said with a serious expression: "It's very possible." After all, uncle, I am known as the most handsome in the world, and it is not impossible for that woman to be fascinated by my handsome appearance. ”

Lianhua: "......"

Fortunately, he is not a mortal, otherwise he would not be disgusted by Tang Seng's narcissism.

Lianhua said angrily: "Don't be narcissistic, Zhen Yuanzi didn't look at you who was not handsome at all, but what you did at that time." ”

Tang Seng was furious: "I dare to say that the uncle is not handsome." Dead chick, when did you learn to open your eyes and talk nonsense!? Come out quickly, let the uncle teach you with his fists what is called trouble from the mouth! ”

"Huh." After sneering twice, Lianhua didn't bother to pay attention to Tang Seng's pretense, she said, "Don't make trouble, let's think about what to do now." ”

"What else can I do, hurry up."

Pouting and no longer making noise, Tang Seng wanted to get out of bed, then put on his shoes and quickly slipped away.

Niang Xipi, inexplicably became a husband for others, this kind of unlucky thing, Tang Seng didn't do it!

It's a pity that it backfired, just when Tang Seng was just about to get out of bed and put on his shoes and slip away, there was a sudden movement outside the house.

Shocked, Tang Seng decisively gave up the act of slipping away with shoes, and rolled back to the position where he began to wake up and pretended to be dead.

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Push open the door and walk inside. Zhen Yuanzi couldn't help but be stunned when he looked at the cups and immortal fruits that had moved on the table.

Seeing that there was no movement on the bed, as if Tang Seng was still unconscious, Zhen Yuanzi stood at the door and thought about it, and finally decided to do nothing without finding out, turned around and closed the door and came to the bedside.

Staring at Tang Seng for a long time, the corners of Zhen Yuanzi's mouth couldn't help but pick. Without saying anything, he took off the festive clothes on his body, and took off the hairpin full of green silk and the gorgeous phoenix crown. Sitting on the edge of the bed and taking off his shoes, he also took off the purple obscene pants by the way, leaving only a belly pocket that could only hide the plump chest of his chest, Zhen Yuanzi blew and extinguished the light in the room, and then climbed into bed casually, lifted the quilt, and slept next to Tang Seng.

By the way, Zhen Yuanzi is an immortal and generally doesn't need sleep. However, it is normal to get married and sleep together with a partner, so I slept in the same bed with Tang Seng.

The cool wind blew suddenly, and then the wonderful fragrant smell covered the tip of his nose, Tang Seng suddenly understood, it turned out that the fragrance he smelled when he woke up before was not very much, it was the body fragrance of Zhen Yuanzi! And perceiving the soft and jade-like slippery touch of the back of his hand inadvertently because of Zhen Yuanzi's movements, Tang Seng, who pretended to be dead on the bed, couldn't help but secretly cry out in his heart: "If you want to die, you don't even wear clothes, this woman is really crazy." ”

"Poor Dao is not crazy." Suddenly, Zhen Yuanzi, who was next to Tang Seng, said something like this.

Tang Seng grunted in his heart, and couldn't help muttering. Oh, I'll go, how does this woman know what the uncle is thinking? Shouldn't you have found out that the uncle is awake?

"Ah, I found it when I entered the house."

Tang Seng: "......"

Not talking to me, not talking to me, not talking to me.

Trying to say such things in his heart, Tang Seng kept pretending to be dead, and he didn't respond to Zhen Yuanzi's words when he was killed.

At this time, Tang Seng suddenly felt that his arm was being hugged by someone, and two soft and elastic and warm things sandwiched his arm, making him can't help but shiver, and he almost withdrew his hand in fright, but fortunately he endured it in time, so it was not exposed.

didn't care how much stimulation his actions gave someone, in the dark, Zhen Yuanzi looked at Tang Seng's face, and his tone was calm: "Is it ugly for your wife?" ”

Well~ It's not ugly, it's not ugly, at least it's prettier than you, and I haven't seen much of it.

Although he wanted to say that he was ugly, after thinking about it, Tang Seng finally told the truth in his heart.

No way, he's not very good at deceiving people...... It must be emphasized that he is not afraid that Zhen Yuanzi will hear his heart, and then become angry, directly slap him to death, and then shout indecency, no!

“…… Even if you say it's ugly, your wife won't whip you and shout indecent behavior. ”

Tang Seng: "......"

For the sake of your wife, you are big! Uncle and you are not familiar with you! Angry in his heart, Tang Seng began to think about whether Zhen Yuanzi beside him really knew how to read minds.

Zhen Yuanzi said calmly: "I can't read minds as a wife, but my husband has just said all the words." ”

Tang Seng: "......"

Want to trick the uncle into opening his mouth? Ha ha! Stop dreaming! Uncle Tang is extremely witty, so he won't fall into this kind of rotten trap! And also...... Tang Seng fell angrily in his heart again: Husband, you are a ghost! Besides, Uncle and you are not familiar with this girl, and I have no feelings at all!

"Feelings are something that can be cultivated. And husband, you should call the poor lady. With an emphasis, Zhen Yuanzi smiled skillfully: "My wife and husband have already visited the church, and the Taoist companion recognized by heaven and earth." ”

Tang Seng: "......"

Don't say anything, let's let the uncle continue to pretend to be dead and calm down.

"The rice is cooked, husband."

It's all said, don't call you uncle! As soon as the husband sounded, Tang Seng couldn't continue to pretend to be dead, so he pressed Zhen Yuanzi on his lap in his heart, and then slapped her ass hard, he scolded: Crazy woman! Crazy! Crazy!

"Poor Dao is not crazy, and, do you want to try?" I don't know if it's an illusion, but I always feel that Zhen Yuanzi's voice seems to be charming.

Delusion, delusion, delusion! Silently, his body trembled with fear from the voice, and Tang Seng didn't dare to think about any messy things anymore.

Mother, it seems that Lianhua's dead chick is not wrong, this woman is really cold-hearted...... No, it doesn't seem to have anything to do with being cold and hot. Since it has nothing to do with cold noodles and hot hearts, why do you have this reaction, it's strange, could it be that you took the wrong medicine?

"No. But a wife is the wife of a husband, and she should be like this to her husband. How? After a mortal husband and wife get married, they need to perform the great gift of heaven and earth that night, is the husband in need? As he spoke, Zhen Yuanzi put his muscles like fat on Tang Seng's body, and rubbed it gently.

Heaven and Earth Gifts...... Tang Seng was so frightened that he almost didn't bite his tongue, and he couldn't care about continuing to pretend to be dead, he decisively rejected Zhen Yuanzi: "Dream!" ”

scolded harshly, Tang Seng didn't forget to struggle to get Zhen Yuanzi's thigh off his body, but unfortunately failed, not only did he not get Zhen Yuanzi's thigh open, but she was wrapped tighter. He was furious: "Bastard bitch! Hurry up and get your thighs off the uncle! Uncle is a monk! ”

Zhen Yuanzi smiled and said softly: "Poor Dao knows that Fujun is a fake monk." ”

Tang Seng was furious: "Who said that!?" Uncle is obviously a real monk! The kind of abstinence, really! ”

"Sun Wukong, they all say so."

Tang Seng: "......"

Fortunately, there is no light in the room now, otherwise Tang Seng's face must be dark. Damn! He fainted and didn't protect him well, so he was tied up and put on bed by a crazy, and he actually betrayed him...... Damn it! That dead monkey, you remember it for the uncle!

swore viciously in his heart, and Tang Seng's tone became fierce: "Since you know it, you won't let go...... No, it's loose legs! Aren't you afraid of uncle, when will I be beastly and smack! ”

"Hey, my wife and husband are Taoist couples who have worshiped the church, why are you afraid of that?"

"......" was speechless for a while, and Tang Seng suddenly had the urge to slap himself to death with a piece of tofu on his head.

Crazy! Crazy! Crazy woman! Doesn't it say that the gods are pure-hearted and have few desires? Why doesn't this crazy woman follow the routine at all? Return to the ancestor of the immortals? Whew!

Holding Tang Seng's arms tightly with his chest and wrapping his thighs around Tang Seng, Zhen Yuanzi in the dark suddenly showed a sly smile: "By the way, I almost forgot to tell my husband." Although your apprentices promised to let your husband marry your wife, there is another condition, that is, you can sleep with your husband for your wife, but you are not allowed to make a great gift of heaven and earth until the completion of the scriptures, so the husband doesn't have to be so excited. ”

Tang Seng: "......"

The urge to shoot myself to death with tofu suddenly became stronger.

Zhen Yuanzi suddenly smiled, like a hundred flowers blooming, even the darkness can't hide the beauty: "Of course, if the husband wants to, he won't resist as a wife~"

It's not an illusion, Zhen Yuanzi's voice is really charming this time!

In the dark, Tang Seng stared at the top of the bed expressionlessly, he had changed his mind, and no longer wanted to shoot himself to death with tofu, but began to ponder the possibility of using tofu to slap the crazy woman next to him.

After thinking for a while, and came to the conclusion that the possibility of using tofu to shoot Zhen Yuanzi to death was zero, Tang Seng took a sip, and had to regretfully give up this tempting idea.

Tang Seng said coldly: "Why do you want to do this? ”

"Huh?" Sensing the change in Tang Seng's tone, Zhen Yuanzi narrowed her eyes, and did not let go of Tang Seng, she gently buried her head in Tang Seng's arms, the charm of her words was lost, and there was a hint of softness in the coldness: "Because husband, you are moved to be a wife." As a wife, I like you very much. ”

As if to explain to Tang Seng, Zhen Yuanzi said: "Husband may not know that the Void Fire Formation is actually not used for torture, but for testing. As a wife, he is the ancestor of the immortals, and his reputation has always been far-reaching. Once upon a time, there were often pretentious men who came to the door to ask for a wife. Poor Dao doesn't look down on them, and it's not easy to kill, so it's not very annoying. So under the most popular trade-off, this is the one who came to the school exam in vain. ”

"For a period of thirty days, as long as they can stay in the battle for thirty days, the wife will give them a chance to impress the wife. It's a pity that for thousands of years, except for you, husband, no one else has been able to endure the pain of 30 days of vain fire. ”

"It's as simple as that?"

"Simple? Oh, husband, you are really ...... Should we say that it is free and easy? With a chuckle, Zhen Yuanzi said again: "Of course, being too vain and having no life is not the main reason why you like your husband for your wife." The reason why I like my husband is because of what my husband does. ”

"I'm not crazy, I'm a fool who is willing to be stupid...... Husband, it was your words that really moved the wife. ”

Zhen Yuanzi is a simple, love-hate person. At that time, after confirming that he really liked Tang Seng, he didn't hide his intentions at all. After sending an apprentice to Chang'an in the Tang Dynasty to investigate the news of Tang Seng, he knew that there were many beautiful girls in Chang'an who had a good relationship with him, but not to mention marrying, even if they had skin to skin, there was no one. even learned that the relationship between the Tang Emperor and Tang Seng was also close, and even planned to marry him before he left, but after being slipped away by Tang Seng, he decided to confess his heart to Tang Seng, and it was impossible to get him by ordinary means, so he would persuade Sun Wukong and them while he was still in a coma after he died and lived, and used Chongxi as an excuse to simply come to a fait accompli.

Although because of the agreement, I didn't have a chance to do anything with Tang Seng, but I had already married and worshipped the church, and Tang Seng was already the husband of Zhen Yuanzi, there is no doubt about it.

I don't think that kind of thing impresses anyone. Muttering in his heart, Tang Seng finally couldn't help but say, "That...... Can you take the leg off me first? ”

"Husband, you have to call you a wife."

“…… Cut, refusing to pull down. ”

Let Tang Seng shout that Zhen Yuanzi might as well kill him, so after being silent for a while, he pouted and gave up the idea of letting Zhen Yuanzi take his thighs off himself.

stopped talking, as if there was no one around, Tang Seng closed his eyes and fell asleep heartlessly.

I don't mind Tang Seng's reaction, after all, I expected from the beginning that even if I kissed him, Tang Seng would not be able to do it easily, so Zhen Yuanzi smiled, and hugged Tang Seng in such an entangling posture and closed his eyes.

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