Chapter 3: The Runaway Tang Seng

Early the next morning, when Zhen Yuanzi opened his eyes, he found that the Tang Seng who was hugging him last night had disappeared. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

Raising his eyebrows, Zhen Yuanzi was a little surprised: "There is no movement at all, I really deserve to be a husband." ”

Gently admiring, and not anxious about Tang Seng's disappearance, Zhen Yuanzi got up and stretched lazily, and then lifted the quilt covering his body, and walked out of bed barefoot and almost naked. A little morning light passed through the door and the paste paper was put on and put into the room, and fell on the naked Zhen Yuanzi, which was beautiful as a dream.

The pro-suit has been formed, and the set of pro-clothes can be discarded. The Taoist robe used daily on the bed, carefully put away the personal clothes and phoenix crown jewelry, and Zhen Yuanzi turned around and folded the bedding on the bed like a virtuous wife.

After making up the bed, Zhen Yuanzi picked up the hosta at the head of the bed and put it on the confiscated hosta, originally wanting to hold the green silk hairpin, but after thinking about it, he finally gave up.

Zhen Yuanzi is a cultivator, and he is dressed plainly and has no habit of wearing jewelry. The reason why I played hairpins yesterday was just because of the big wedding, once in a lifetime, what kind of body does makeup not become? That's why I specially found a hosta to don't put on, and now the kiss is over...... The main reason is that Tang Seng slipped away and disappeared, and no one looked at the hairpin, so he simply stopped the hairpin.

Putting the hosta aside, picking up the boots next to the bed and putting them on, Zhen Yuanzi cut his hair and clothes in the mirror, and walked out of the wing.

"Master." It seemed that she was waiting outside, and when Zhen Yuanzi walked out of the house, a female Taoist priest appeared in front of her.

"Ahh Nodding with a cold expression, Zhen Yuanzi did not stop, and walked directly past the female Taoist. Not daring to hesitate, the female Taoist priest hurriedly followed behind Zhen Yuanzi.

With his hands hidden in the sleeves of his wide robe, Zhen Yuanzi asked as he walked, "Did you see him this morning?" ”

"Huh?" The female Taoist priest was stunned for a while, and she didn't understand who Zhen Yuanzi was talking about: "Is it Sun Wukong?" ”

"It's a poor husband." Zhen Yuanzi suddenly stopped, looked at the sky, and looked at the red morning glow, the corners of her lips curled: "While the poor road was asleep, the husband ran away." ”

"Master, he ran away?" The female Taoist priest was shocked.

"Ah, I obviously slept in the same bed, but I was able to sneak away from the poor road, I really deserve to be a husband."

Hearing Zhen Yuanzi's words, the female Taoist priest who followed behind her couldn't help but be embarrassed: "Master, the master ran away, you are not unhappy, just let someone chase after you, why do you still seem to be happy?" ”

"There's nothing to be disappointed about, because it won't be long before he returns." The corners of his lips rose more and more obviously, and Zhen Yuanzi, who was looking at the morning light, said calmly after holding his hands on himself: "Sun Wukong, they are still watching, and with the character of the husband, it is impossible to leave them alone." ”

What is the character of the husband, master, you and the master don't seem to have any feelings. muttering in her heart, of course the female Taoist priest didn't dare to say such a thing to find a scolding, so she had to smile and nod her head and say yes.

Although she chatted happily with Tang Seng who pretended to be dead last night, as if she could read minds, Zhen Yuanzi really couldn't read minds, at least she couldn't predict other people's mental activities without using spells, so she didn't know what her apprentice was thinking behind her.

Suddenly remembering something, Zhen Yuanzi's smile narrowed slightly, and his expression became a little heavy: "How is Sha Manhua's situation now?" Still not getting better? ”

"Back to Master, Sha Manhua's situation is still like that." Her expression also became heavy, and the female Taoist priest reported: "I have been in a coma, and occasionally I wake up, but after a while, I will pass out again." ”

"Really...... It seems that the demonic energy has caused a lot of burden on her body. Muttering softly, Zhen Yuanzi's eyebrows furrowed deeply: "Has it been used medicinally?" ”

"Ah, I used it. Several ginseng fruits were used as a medicine guide, but there was still no effect. Speaking of this, the female Taoist priest couldn't help but say, "Master, is it too wasteful to use so many ginseng fruits on Sha Manhua?" ”

"Poor Dao has married her husband, and Sha Manhua is her husband's apprentice, how can she not care if something happens to Poor Dao? Hugh said that a few ginseng fruits, that is, put all the fruits on the table, can heal Shamanhua and make the husband happy, then it is worth it. Besides, do you think that Shamanhua has become so poor and blameless? Remember, you have to mention this again in the future, otherwise you will blame the poor and ruthless. ”

After a moment of silence, the female Taoist priest respectfully responded: "Yes." ”

After reprimanding the female Taoist priest fiercely, Zhen Yuanzi asked again: "By the way, what about those guests who were welcomed by the Poor Dao Daxi yesterday?" Are they all gone? And Taishang Laojun, is she here? ”

"Master Qiqi, in the early morning, except for the Tai Bai Xing, those guests who came to congratulate have all left."

Doubts flashed in Zhen Yuanzi's eyes: "Too platinum star? She is an important minister of the Heavenly Palace, why don't she return to the Heavenly Palace as soon as possible and stay in Wuzhuang? ”

"It's not clear. But it seems to have something to do with Shigong and Shamanhua. Yesterday, I heard that Shamanhua was in a coma. I didn't even drink two glasses of wedding wine before I hurried to visit, and it seemed that I had a lot to do with her. ”

Zhen Yuanzi was stunned for a moment, and thought for a while: "Sha Manhua? Her identity seems to be that of the Rolling Shutter General, right? ”

"What the master said is right, Sha Manhua's past identity is indeed a shutter general, just because he played the glass lamp. This is how it was relegated to the mortal world. Speaking of this, the female Taoist priest couldn't help but wonder: "But the curtain general doesn't seem to have much to do with Tai Bai Xing, and I don't know why Tai Bai Xing is so close to her." ”

did not respond to the female Taoist priest's doubts, Zhen Yuanzi frowned and thought about it, her body was weak, and her Taoism was profound, which could make Tai Bai Xing nervous, including these three points, she couldn't help but think of a person.

Suddenly, I don't know what I figured out, Zhen Yuanzi stretched his frowning brows, and smiled: "I see, I wonder how a mere curtain general can have such an exaggerated Taoism, it seems that he is not poor and thinks too much...... Like the black cat called Ga, Shamanhua is not a simple person. ”

Saying something that made the female Taoist priest more and more confused, Zhen Yuanzi laughed happily: "Black cat, Sha Manhua, plus the husband himself, haha, it seems that there will be a lot of unexpected things in this scripture." ”

Unable to understand why Zhen Yuanzi was smiling so happily, the female Taoist priest continued to report: "The fourteenth went to the Heavenly Palace again yesterday, and I have just returned from the Tushi Palace. However, listening to what she said, Taishang Laojun was not in Tushi Palace, and she did not come when the master and master were happy yesterday......" After a moment of hesitation, the female Taoist priest said: "Actually, Taishang Laojun has already agreed to congratulate the master on his great joy, but ......"

"Don't worry, Taishang is a lazy person, and she probably stumbled halfway to hide from laziness, wait for two days, and she will naturally come to the door."

Zhen Yuanzi didn't have much surprise that Taishang Laojun didn't arrive, after all, in the eyes of people who are familiar with Taishang Laojun, Taishang Laojun has another characteristic in addition to his superb alchemy skills, that is, super lazy!

On weekdays, except for alchemy, he is a little energetic, and he doesn't even bother to move the rest of the time. Nest in the Tushi Palace all day long, and the gate is not out. The second door is not stepping, and talking is as weak as not eating for three days.

As for how lazy Taishang Laojun was, for example, let's say that when Sun Wukong secretly ate the elixir in Tushi Palace before making trouble in the Heavenly Palace. At that time, Taishang Laojun was actually in Tushi Palace. But because he was afraid of trouble, he asked Sun Wukong to eat most of the elixir in Tushi Palace, and then ran away.

If it weren't for Zhen Yuanzi's great joy this time, it is estimated that 10,000 cows would not want to pull Taishang Laojun out of the Tushi Palace! And with the character of the etheric Laojun, it is normal to be in a hurry and procrastinate. Now I guess it's either on the road or napping somewhere!

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Just as Zhen Yuanzi was talking with her apprentice in Wuzhuang Guanzhong, she looked away a little.

The location is still Wanshou Mountain, but it is not Wuzhuang Temple.

Still wearing the festive red wedding dress (no other clothes to wear), Tang Seng who slipped away this morning while Zhen Yuanzi was resting didn't know where to go for a while, and was walking aimlessly in Wanshou Mountain at this time.

Tang Seng was swaying in the mountains, and at the same time, he didn't forget to complain to Lianhua indignantly: "You didn't ask my opinion, and you married the uncle when I had no power to resist, that hateful stinky woman!" And last night, too, knowing that I was awake, dared to leave me without clothes, and a belly pocket got into my bed. That woman is not only hateful, but also shameless! ”

Silently listening to Tang Seng's complaints, Lianhua finally said: "It's not that it's shameless, it's just enthusiasm." ”

"Passion!?" As if stimulated, Tang Seng's voice suddenly rose: "Don't be funny! The woman looked cold, how could she be enthusiastic! ”

"Why not? Just like you, you look out of tune and underbeaten, and you're not serious in your bones, right? Yesterday, Zhen Yuanzi said so, and did that, you still don't sleep without moving your feet, if you haven't seen it, who will believe it? ”

Tang Seng was furious, and immediately pointed to his eyes and retorted loudly: "You dead chick said that who doesn't pay attention to the beating?" Uncle, I'm so serious! Look! Look at the uncle's eyes! The left eye is written with integrity, the right eye is written with integrity, and the forehead is also written with kindness! Dare to say that the uncle is not in tune and is still underbeaten, come on, you chick come out, let the uncle give you two blows to make you sober up. ”

"Huh." In response to Tang Seng's standard disdainful sneer, Lianhua ignored his provocation at all, and asked instead, "Where are you going?" ”

"Who knows, take one step at a time, and you must not go back to Wuzhuang Guan anyway." As soon as Wuzhuang Guan was mentioned, Tang Seng couldn't help but think of Zhen Yuanzi, and when he thought of Zhen Yuanzi, the title of the husband couldn't help but pop up.

Tang Seng was furious: "Abominable woman! Even if you marry the uncle, you still want the uncle to call her a lady, it's too much! ”

"I don't think so." From the beginning, she had never been with Tang Seng, and Lianhua retorted in a negative tone: "You and her have become relatives, isn't it normal for her to call you husband, and you call her a lady?" ”

"Not normal at all." Patting away the branches in front of him and kicking away the innocent stones on the ground, Tang Seng said angrily: "You chick who is against me doesn't know my habits, when did I call someone else's lady?" ”

"This ...... It doesn't seem to be. "Think for a moment. Lianhua couldn't help but be dumbfounded.

"Isn't that it? I've always been a good name, right? The lady is so numb, I don't shout. And ......" Tang Seng suddenly became angry again, and kicked the innocent branch under his feet again, causing it to fly up and squeak and break in mid-air, he gritted his teeth and said: "That dead woman was married without my consent!" No feelings, bastard! ”

"If you have feelings, you agree?"

"Do you think I'll say no?"

"That's right, you guy won't refuse people you care about at all, especially feelings like this."

"I can't help it, I promised others not to refuse. There are some agreements that cannot be broken. His expression suddenly became a little tired, and Tang Seng's voice also relaxed: "Lianhua, you say, what is this thing of feelings?" After all this time, I still don't understand it. ”

"Hmph, don't ask me such embarrassing questions. My feelings are still taught by you. Anyway, I just know, I'll keep an eye on you, you guy, don't try to be the same as others, just run away alone while I'm not paying attention. ”

"Ahh With a chuckle, Tang Seng stopped and raised his head, looked at the sky along the gap between the canopies, stared at the blazing sun hidden in the morning glow, his eyes narrowed slightly: "That woman, is her name Zhen Yuanzi, right?" ”

"That's right." Lianhua's voice also softened: "Is there any problem?" ”

"Well, I'm a little curious, what kind of person is that woman, who can do such a thing as marrying me while I'm unconscious...... Haha, it's been that far. I've seen so many women, and I've never seen a woman like her. ”

"Didn't you say that? is simply decisive, with a cold face and a warm heart, and love and hate clearly. After speaking, Lianhua added: "I can't say everything, but these are her main character traits." ”

"Is it simple and decisive, and there is a clear distinction between love and hate?"

"Well, very decisive, because I like you, so I want to marry you. In addition, when you were unconscious, I sent an apprentice to Datang to inquire about you, and I felt that it was impossible for you to marry her under normal circumstances, so I took advantage of the fact that you were unconscious. ”

"Hearing you say that, it's really decisive." Muttering to himself, Tang Seng smiled bitterly: "It's just...... Does she really like me? Really, how can you like me when you don't have any communication? ”

"That's a question, I can answer yes. Otherwise do you think she really knows no shame? The ancestor of the earth immortals, high up, indifferent temperament, cultivated to the sky. If she didn't really like you, she wouldn't have married you, and she would have posted it upside down like that. Even last night, knowing that you were awake, I deliberately took off my clothes and slept with you, and then I said those words and did that kind of thing. ”

"Deliberately?" Tang Seng was surprised.

"Stupid, if she hadn't found out that you were awake and wanted to tie you up like that, she wouldn't have taken off her clothes!"

Tang Seng: "......"

Shocked and speechless for a moment, Tang Seng smiled bitterly: "I see, what a cunning woman...... You didn't lie to me, alas, feelings are really an inexplicable thing. ”

"Yes, sometimes, deep feelings are just a word or a glance."

That's why I've been wondering what feelings are. Love, family, friendship, those things really make my head bigger. Sighing, Tang Seng scratched his head in annoyance: "Such a heavy thing, why do you give me a copy for some reason, I am not mentally prepared at all!" ”

“…… You seem to be going to accept her. ”

"What if you don't accept it?" Tang Seng rolled his eyes: "Although I didn't do anything, but the relatives have become friends, and we have slept together, and even I have seen her appearance without clothes, do you think I can still refuse?" ”

Lianhua was silent for a while before saying, "Sure enough, you guy is soft-hearted." ”

"Hey, it's not so much that I'm soft-hearted, it's better to say that the woman is cunning. If she hadn't done that last night...... Damn, uncle will definitely ignore her! ”

Thinking that he had been tricked, Tang Seng couldn't help but be indignant.

Lianhua sighed helplessly: "So, you are soft-hearted." ”

didn't want to refute, and didn't have to refute, Tang Seng waved his hand stupidly, and found a big tree nearby to sit down, he stretched his waist: "Forget it, those things will have a headache for a while." I walked early in the morning, and when I was tired, I would like to sleep first. ”

"yes, good sleep." Whispering, Lianhua's voice disappeared.

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