Time flies, time flies, two years later, it is said that Luo Xiaobai has not read the book since he entered Niu Lao Liu's door, and he has been learning Taoism in the mountains with Niu Lao Liu every day, outsiders think that this child is crazy, but it is okay, since then there is one less scourge in the village, it should be two less. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

At first, Luo Dawang was resolutely opposed, but since he inexplicably saw a few female ghosts at home, there has been a 180-degree change in his attitude, helping Niu Lao Liu to supervise the poor Luo Xiaobai to draw talismans, practice qi, learn body methods, and so on.

This Luo Xiaobai is not good at learning culture, but he is talented in learning Taoism, and it took more than two years to learn what Niu Lao Liu planned to teach in 20 years, but the Taoism is still shallow, and many spells are not proficient.

Ge's second sister-in-law sticks to Luo Xiaobai every day, and the matter between these two pairs of young men and women has become one of the hottest topics in the village, and some people even say that this kid used evil magic to confuse the little widow of the Ge family, of course, this kind of person is the kind of guy who covets Ge's second sister-in-law.

This morning, Luo Xiaobai was lying lazily on the firewood stack in the back mountain as always, but he heard Luo Dawang's high-pitched curse voice in the distance: "Little rabbit cub! Fucking lazy again! Wait until one day you let those female ghosts take away, see if you dare to be lazy again! I'm going to skin you alive today! ”

Listening to the screams coming from the back mountain, Sister Xia asked Niu Lao Liu in confusion: "Are our sisters really that terrifying?" ”

In front of the ruined Taoist temple, everyone sat around the table, Luo Xiaobai's face was blue and purple, and from time to time he secretly raised his eyes to look at the angry Luo Dawang, and Ge's second sister-in-law looked at Luo Xiaobai distressedly on the side, without saying a word.

"Two years! It only took two years! Your kid has moved away all the money you have as a teacher, and now there is nothing to teach you. Niu Lao Liu sighed.

Luo Xiaobai's eyes widened, and he asked incredulously, "What's the matter?" Co-authored with this little bit of ability? Didn't you start by bragging that you had been studying for twenty years? ”

Niu Lao Liu's face turned red, and he was embarrassed for a while and didn't know how to answer, but he heard Luo Dawang on the side say: "Dao Chief! Those female ghosts in our family should be accepted, right? Recently, it has become more and more frequent, and Lao Tzu does not dare to sleep at night. ”

Niu Lao Liu raised his eyes and secretly glanced at Luo Dawang, who had a sad face, and said weakly: "This kid has now learned the arts, and it is not a problem to subdue those female ghosts, just let him go." ”

Luo Dawang looked at Luo Xiaobai suspiciously, so he lowered his head and stopped talking. But I heard the sixth cow say again: "Now that you have achieved success in learning art, but you lack training, you will go down the mountain to experience tomorrow." ”

Luo Xiaobai asked suspiciously: "Experience? This Luojiazhuang is a little evil in that messy grave, those guys ran away when they saw me, where do you let Lao Tzu go to practice? ”

Niu Lao Liu stretched out his hand and pointed to the north, and said loudly: "Guicheng! ”

"Huh?" At this time, not only Luo Xiaobai, but everyone present all showed surprised eyes.

Guicheng, one of the world's leading international metropolises, legend has it that the rich there are not how many deposits in the bank, but how many banks in their hands, of course, this is a bit exaggerated, in fact, the rich there have shares in every bank, who controls more banks, who can be called rich.

It is said that there will be a banknote festival several times a year, that day there will be a large number of people from all over the flock to the city, just because that day the most prestigious consortium in the city will compare with each other, their comparison project is to stand on a few skyscrapers around the square of Guicheng, to enjoy the money, just imagine when you look up at the sky, the sky covers the sun 100 yuan bills from the sky, what kind of visual impact is that?

Of course, the rich are in the minority after all, and most of them are still the kind of ordinary people, or those house slaves, car slaves, and child slaves, without them, where would the rich people get the money to open banks, build high-rise buildings, and play the game of raining money? Of course, they are still much better than the rich people in other places, after all, people are willing to pluck a few leg hairs every year and return them to the common people.

In Niu Lao Liu's dilapidated house, Luo Xiaobai sat on the offering table with Erlang's legs crossed, watching Niu Lao Liu turn over the boxes and cabinets to clean up things, and finally Niu Lao Liu straightened up and handed Luo Xiaobai a bulging rag bag.

Niu Lao Liu sighed and said distressedly: "These things are enough for you to go out, don't lose them for me, and pass them on to your grandchildren." ”

Luo Xiaobai took the cloth bag and opened it to see that there were compasses, copper mirrors, copper coins and other magic weapons, although they didn't look very good, but he knew that these were all things that Niu Lao Liu had used all his life, and they were all passed down from the hands of the previous generation of ancestors, and he was a little moved.

In the end, Niu Lao Liu took out a broken iron box tightly wrapped in plastic cloth from under the broken water tank, and opened it carefully, Luo Xiaobai found that it contained a thick stack of passbooks.

Luo Xiaobai secretly glanced at Niu Lao Liu's passbooks one by one, but he didn't even see how much money was in the deposits on the passbooks, because there was a long list of zeros hanging behind the numbers, so many that he couldn't count them at a glance.

In the end, Niu Lao Liu finally took out a passbook, handed it to Luo Xiaobai, and said in a deep voice: "There are two thousand yuan here, and the password is six zeros. ”

Luo Xiaobai took the passbook, looked at the iron box in Niu Laoliu's arms and smiled: "Lao Tzu doesn't want a password of six zeros, Lao Tzu wants your book to deposit six zeros." ”

Niu Lao Liu subconsciously hugged the iron box in his arms, and scolded angrily: "You kid don't fight the idea of these coffins of Dao Ye, if you dare to play with you!" ”

Luo Xiaobai rolled his eyes and snorted coldly: "Look at your lost color!" Who cares about your stinky money? But there's one thing you have to lend me for! ”

Niu Lao Liu raised his eyebrows, immediately felt his heart beating wildly, and asked, "What do you want?" ”

Luo Xiaobai jumped off the offering table, smiled mysteriously, pointed to Niu Laoliu's mouth, and said, "I want you to have that big sticky phlegm stuck in your throat!" ”

Niu Lao Liu's face changed a few times, and the corners of his eyes twitched and said: "You kid is disgusting enough, you want to stick to the phlegm and wait for the Dao Ye's throat to become inflamed, but the Dao Ye's throat is very clear these days, no." ”

Luo Xiaobai snorted and said: "You fucking young man pretended to be confused with Lao Tzu, and it was a shame that Lao Tzu still called you a master, let me tell you clearly, Lao Tzu will fall in love with your soul-breaking sword, will you give it to you?" ”

"What if you don't give it?" Niu Lao Liu turned around and walked outside the house.

But I heard Luo Xiaobai smile and say, "Don't give it? Lao Tzu burned those waste paper shells in your arms, and the receiving address was written on Yin Si, don't think I don't dare, Lao Tzu doesn't care how much money there is, when the time comes, you go to Hades to ask for it. ”

Niu Lao Liu froze in place, seemed to think about it for a long time, he didn't look back, and directly threw out a golden light, Luo Xiaobai reached out and caught it, it was a golden little sword, more than two feet long, non-gold and non-wood, and the sword body aura was compelling.

"I'm going to borrow you! Don't make a mistake to Daoye, you have a college admission letter in your pocket, and a letter that I wrote to the president of that university, if you have something to look for him, he should sell me a face. Niu Lao Liu shook him off from afar.

Luo Xiaobai hurriedly chased him out and shouted loudly: "Alas? Sixth? Did you get this notice from the person who applied for the fake certificate for ten dollars a piece? Besides, Lao Tzu finally stopped studying, and you want Lao Tzu to go to school again? ”

Niu Lao Liu sat under the iron box and said angrily: "You kid can't grow a little longer? The notice is true, didn't Master Dao tell you that the principal owes me a favor? Besides, it's also good to learn more cultural knowledge, I heard that going to college is sleeping, bubble girl, it's going to pass quickly, but don't you kid forget to go out and practice more? ”