The room fell into a short silence, the two little men and women looked at each other, Luo Xiaobai looked at the confused eyes of Ge's second sister-in-law and spoke again: "If Lao Tzu hangs up one day, how many green hats do you have to give Lao Tzu?" ”

A small hand reached over and gently covered Luo Xiaobai's angular mouth, and then Luo Xiaobai felt a hot breath rushing from the dantian to the top of his head, it turned out that his chattering mouth had been blocked by a soft bright red. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Luo Xiaobai, who was flustered for a while, only felt that his mind was blank, and his hand involuntarily grabbed the hot body of Ge's second sister-in-law, and inadvertently grabbed two soft balls with both hands, which frightened his body and froze on the spot.

"Well......" Second Sister-in-law Ge let out a cry from the soul, and her whole body trembled violently, only to hear her whisper: "Don't ......"

With a rush of gasps, the night was quiet again.

The sun sprinkled on Luo Xiaobai's sunny and handsome face through the window, he reached out and rubbed his sleepy eyes, stretched lazily, and there was a hot and sharp pain in his back, he stood up, came to the mirror, looked sideways, and saw that the solid back was covered with shallow scratches in addition to bruises.

Luo Xiaobai smiled bitterly and said to himself: "This tiger girl! Looking at the empty fire kang, Ge's second sister-in-law didn't know when she had left, and he couldn't help but feel a burst of emptiness and loss.

When he got out of the house, he saw the cornmeal dumplings and pickles on the table, he casually added a few bites, then washed hastily, turned around and walked out the door.

Niu Lao Liu was sitting in the open space in front of the broken house eating breakfast, saying that it was breakfast, but in fact there was only a plate of peanuts and a bowl of pickles on the table.

"Alas! Sixth! Fill cat urine in the morning, I think you don't have any nostalgia for this world! Luo Xiaobai walked away with brisk steps from the morning light.

"Phew! Dao Ye's life is hard! Hades didn't dare to accept it! Your kid's face is colorful, what's wrong? Hooking up with someone's little daughter-in-law and getting beaten up? Niu Lao Liu scolded.

"The master hero saved the beauty and let the big mouse beat him, don't say it! What's up? Sixth? When did you start teaching your little tricks to the master? The schedule has been very tight recently, and there will be an important date in a while! Luo Xiaobai said without annoyance.

"You kid has a bullshit thing besides playing games online? If you want to learn this authentic Shangqing ghost mastery, it's not something that can be done by talking, let's go and worship the ancestor first! Niu Lao Liu put down the liquor in his hand and got up and walked to the house.

After entering the house, Luo Xiaobai found that the self-portrait of Niu Lao Liu was gone, replaced by an old man with a goatee in the fairy wind, he was wearing a gossip robe, holding jade Ruyi in his hand, sitting on his lap, lifelike, looking as if he was smiling and looking at Luo Xiaobai. Incense sticks and fresh fruit were already placed on the table.

"What's the matter? Chinese New Year? Preparing so many delicious treats? Where's your beautiful photo? Luo Xiaobai was sarcastic.

Niu Lao Liu changed his unobtrusive attitude in the past, and said with a straight face: "Kneel!" From today onwards, I will accept you as the 999th generation descendant disciple of my Shangqing Sect, are you willing? ”

Luo Xiaobai was taken aback by Niu Lao Liu's appearance, staring at this old man who was always hippie and smiling, how he could have such a stable side, and there was a trace of coercion, he was so shocked that he couldn't speak for a while.

"Would you like to?" Niu Lao Liu asked again.

"Huh? I do. Luo Xiaobai said subconsciously and couldn't help kneeling under the offering table.

Niu Lao Liu nodded with satisfaction, looked at the portrait of the patriarch on the wall and said loudly: "The 998th generation of the Shangqing Dynasty, the successor of the 998th generation, Liu Zi, respectfully asks the ancestor to testify, and today officially accepted the 999th generation disciple Luo Xiaobai. After speaking, he lit three incense sticks, and respectfully inserted them into the incense burner and bowed three times.

Niu Lao Liu looked at the stunned Luo Xiaobai, and said loudly: "Now do three bows and nine bows!" ”

Under the guidance of Niu Lao Liu, Luo Xiaobai finally completed this complicated entrance ceremony, a toss is more than two hours, he didn't expect that Niu Lao Liu, who usually does things with a big grin, is meticulous in putting away his apprentices, and every ceremony must be completely in line with the standards to be satisfied.

"Sixth! When will you tell me to learn my skills? Two hours later, Luo Xiaobai sat down on the ground and asked, hammering his sore thigh.

Niu Lao Liu snorted coldly and said, "You still don't change your name to the master?" ”

Luo Xiaobai's eyes were white, and he said indignantly: "Call a fart, you didn't teach me anything, how can you make a profit in this generation?" Why don't you pass me on a decent guy! ”

Niu Lao Liu thought about it, stretched out his hand and touched it in his arms, and after touching it for a long time, it was as if he was rubbing his nails vigorously when he was taking a bath, and Luo Xiaobai frowned for a while, and secretly felt disgusted.

Finally, when Luo Xiaobai thought he was really rubbing the mud, Niu Lao Liu took out his dirty big hand from his arms, holding three silver shining silver needles in his hand, and he said, "Alas! Finally found it, these are three soul fixing needles, whether it is a yin spirit or an evil corpse, as long as this thing is nailed into its Baihui acupoint, it will be destroyed in an instant, this thing is a bit vicious, and it is better to use it less in the future. ”

Luo Xiaobai took the three silver needles suspiciously, carefully put them away, and asked: "Sixth, don't you give a hammer or something just to the three needles?" Why don't I nail it in? ”

Niu Lao Liu rolled his eyes angrily, and was angry: "Do you think this fucking is that ordinary foreign nail?" When you've done enough, you can move them with just spells and telekinesis. ”

Luo Xiaobai was extremely disappointed and said, "Is there anything practical? Can I use it as soon as I take it? This thing is too much trouble, I don't want it! Although he said it, he never took out the three soul fixing needles again.

Niu Lao Liu angrily kicked Luo Xiaobai's buttocks, and scolded angrily: "Little rabbit, you want to run before you learn to walk?" You go! Buy some cinnabar yellow paper, and from now on, start drawing charms. By the way, don't forget to give it to Daoye...... Buy some liquor and pig's head meat for the teacher! ”

Luo Xiaobai looked at Niu Lao Liu in astonishment and said, "What's the matter? Still want to practice calligraphy? Why do you have to buy your own paper? What kind of spell is the white wine pig's head meat used for? ”

Niu Lao Liu glanced at him and said coldly: "What's the matter? It's interesting enough not to let you pay tuition, the first day of apprenticeship is not good to be filial piety and filial piety as a teacher, how can you still have the heart to teach you things as a teacher? ”

Luo Xiaobai walked down the mountain in confusion, he always thought that it was enough to worship the Daomen to learn spells alone, but he didn't expect to have to solve the problem of materials by himself, which is the same as paying for books when he goes to school.