When the old Taoist priest entered the house, he squatted on the ground to check on Ma Tian's injuries, and apparently he had not yet found us eating popcorn. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Wan Lili half-squatted next to Lao Dao with a concerned face, not realizing that she was naked at all, or she didn't mind being naked for people to see.

At this time, I found out that there was another person standing there, wearing a flower dress, oily and powdery, dyed with green hair, looking like a ******** prairie, obviously a man, and wearing a lot of makeup.

Wan Lili saw that the Taoist priest had been fiddling with Ma Tiantian's lower body, and asked anxiously, "Master, what's wrong with him?" I obviously didn't bite it, why is it like this all of a sudden? Isn't it ......"

Wan Lili suddenly covered her mouth, as if she was very taboo, and did not dare to say the latter words.

The green haired man said: "Yes, you two, you have both hit ghosts, and you still have the heart to do this?" Oh my God, you're so fat. ”

"Psysies." Senior Sister and I uttered the word almost at the same time. This green-haired monster is really a girl, not only in a girl's tone, but also in action, and with an orchid finger when he speaks. That gesture is an old lady in the inner courtyard of the deep palace.

The old Taoist priest waved his hand and motioned for the two to stop talking, and then, he stroked his beard and muttered for a moment: "This donor was injured by the Soul Breaking Knife, and the poor Dao is also powerless against this injury, I am afraid that this donor will forever lose the ability to be a man in the future." ”

Wan Lili frowned and asked, "Master, what do you mean by this?" ”

The old Taoist priest sighed: "Hey! That is, he will not lift it for the rest of his life. ”

The horse, who was lying on the ground humming and chirping, heard the words one day and howled at the top of his throat: "Don't lift? Is it impotence? Master, master, you must find a way to cure me, I will give you as much as you want, as long as you can cure me, the conditions are up to you. Oh, this woman, I'll let her accompany you tonight, how about it, you must cure me, I can't be a waste. ”

The old Taoist priest shouted righteously: "The donor, please respect yourself, the poor Taoist is a monk, and he takes it as his responsibility to subdue demons and eliminate demons, and he is by no means a greedy and lustful person." Besides, the donor's injury, the poor Dao is really powerless. If the donor doesn't give up, why don't you join my Dao Sect and cultivate your temperament from now on, but this lustful life is good? ”

Ma Tiantian covered his crotch, shrunk into a ball, gritted his teeth and said: "I'm not interested in becoming a monk, master, I won't say much else, have you seen this house, four bedrooms and two living rooms in the city center, luxurious decoration, no matter what, it's worth eighteen million, if you can help me heal my injury, this house is yours." Speaking of this, Ma raised his head with difficulty, looked at the old Taoist, and added: "If you still don't think it's enough, I still have a Porsche Cayenne parked downstairs, and I'll give it to you, and if you are willing to save me, I'll transfer these to your name tomorrow." ”

The old Taoist priest was very pious and gave a Taoist etiquette and said: "Donor, the poor Tao is not a greedy person, and your injury is not completely incurable, but the healing method is too difficult, and the poor Tao really can't help." Also, this female benefactor, please wear some clothes so as not to catch a cold. ”

Wan Lili realized that she was not naked, so she hurriedly picked up the bath towel from the ground, covered her chest, and ran into the master bedroom to get dressed.

Ma Tian was a little impatient, and winked at the green-haired monster, so he curled up intently, and continued to rub his injured crotch.

The green hair immediately understood, cleared his throat and said to the old Taoist: "Master, look, I asked you to exorcise ghosts before, and you only charged 10,000 yuan, including food and lodging to reimburse the travel expenses." Now you see, in the center of a first-class city, you have a big house and a luxury car, you can rest assured, these are all purchased in full, and you don't have to worry about any loans to repay later. If you think about it carefully, the two major goals that a modern man struggles for all his life, you have completed the work at one time, how good is this, it is just a cure for infertility, super value Master, if I were you, I would immediately agree. ”

The old Taoist priest pondered for a moment, sighed and said: "It's not that Poor Dao doesn't want to treat this benefactor, it's mainly that this cure is too cruel, I'm afraid that Poor Dao will be punished by God if he uses this technique." Please don't be embarrassed by the poor way. ”

The green-haired monster looked at the old Taoist priest and still didn't follow, and continued to speak: "Master, do you see if it's so reasonable, I have also learned about your situation, living in a poor and remote country, often hungry, this year are in their forties, and they have achieved nothing, and they run around every day to help people catch ghosts." You are now, you are still young, but you have to plan for the future, in a few years, you will not be able to catch the ghost, what do you live on? Begging on the streets? So what's the difference between you and being damned? You, you can save my brother with peace of mind, otherwise, in addition to the house and car, I will give you an additional 10,000 yuan, what do you think? ”

The old Taoist priest shook his head and before he could speak, the horse that was shrunk on the ground couldn't stand it for a day, raised a hand and said, "I'll give you another five million, is it enough?" You've got to find a way to cure me. ”

The green-haired monster glared at Ma Yitian, and he didn't know what to mutter, he should have complained about Ma Yitian not letting him use his bargaining strength.

The old Taoist priest stroked his beard, thought seriously for a moment, and said: "Well, the only way to cure this injury is to find a boy born when he was ten spirits, and refine it by the poor Dao for nine hundred and eighty-one days to make a pill." The benefactor took the elixir to heal the wound. ”

The green-haired monster bit his finger with black nail polish and asked, "What the hell is the Ten Spirits?" Where to find it? ”

The old Taoist priest smiled and said: "The matter of finding a boy is not to worry about the two of you, and the poor Taoist usually often calculates hexagrams for others, and you need to know the eight characters of the birth date when you count the hexagrams." A few days ago, the poor road helped a family, to a newborn male doll name, this baby was born in the ten spirits, tomorrow I will tell the address of this family to the two, you just need to send someone to get this male doll, it's OK. This newborn doll has the highest spirituality, and refining this medicine is the most suitable, but it is unknown that it may also have the effect of enhancing ability. ”

Ma Yitian said eagerly: "Wait for a hairy tomorrow, you give me the address now, and I will arrange for someone to get this little boy immediately." ”

"The hell? Don't catch it? The old Taoist priest said with a smile.

It seems that since Ma said that he would add another five million a day, this old Taoist priest has never stopped smiling, I think he can't stop laughing, luxury house and car, and five million pocket money, if you give it to me, I have to laugh like this.

"Ghosts? Hum! If you don't catch him, you will destroy him directly for me, let his soul fly away, and he will never be reborn, what's the matter, where did the wild ghost come from, dare to hurt Lao Tzu, you must destroy him for me. "At the mention of ghosts, Ma Yitian sat up, didn't he hurt there?

The old Taoist priest was embarrassed and said: "This ghost, the Taoist line should not be low, he can get a ghost weapon like the Soul Breaking Knife, it is very difficult to destroy him, I'm afraid it ......"

"Don't say it, I'll add two million more to you. You destroyed him for me. ”

"It's not about money."

"Yes, along with the cure for me, I will give you this house, and my car, plus 10 million, and you will destroy this ghost for me."

"This ...... Poor Road, do your best. ”

"Whatever effort is done, it must be eliminated."

"Okay, the poor road will open the altar immediately."

"Give me the child's address first."

"Oh, his family lives in ......"

After getting the address, Ma Yitian immediately took out his mobile phone and made a call: "Hey, Longzi, you arrange a few people, to %¥............ Take a trip and there is a newborn boy. Whatever method you use, get that little boy for me. Useful! You don't care so much, what do you say, let you get it, you will get it. Do you understand? Okay, let's not talk about it, hang up. ”

Ma made a phone call one day, and the old Taoist priest summoned the green-haired monster, helped him carry the entrance cabinet, took out a square yellow cloth from his backpack, and covered it on the entrance cabinet. Then he took out two incense burners, several large white bowls, some yellow paper, wooden swords, copper coin swords, and a bunch of other messy things, all of which were placed on the entrance cabinet covered with yellow cloth, and finally took out a large bell from the bag and put it on the cabinet.

After setting up the stall, the old Taoist priest took out a few more incense sticks, lit them, and bowed in four directions with a mantra. After the prayer, the incense was inserted into the incense burner, and the white bowl was filled with water, and a small bottle was taken out and two drops of liquid were dropped into the water. Then, out of nowhere, the old Taoist priest conjured two leaves, dipped them in the water, and after a strange dance, he wiped the two leaves on his eyes.

I don't know if I was dazzled, or what, the moment the old Taoist priest finished wiping the leaves and opened his eyes, I seemed to see a golden light flashing in his eyes. And then...... And then he kept staring at me and on and on.

It's over, I've seen this trick on TV, it's called opening eyes, it's discovering us, but why are you just staring at me? Think I'm a bully? As a Taoist priest, is it okay to bully people like this? You have the ability, you are staring at the senior sister, do you see if she burns you? Sample, you know what kind of ability it is to bully me, a newcomer.

"With the cultivation of this Taoist priest, he can't see us, he can only see you, so he naturally locks you as the target, you hide behind us, there is a teacher, this Taoist priest can't help you." Brain Hole turned to me and said.

I'm scared, this old Taoist priest can only see me, that is to say, tonight he is only aimed at me, look at this old Taoist posture, tonight he has to let my soul fly away, is it because I touched Chen Xiaodong, so I became unlucky? Tonight, will I be able to escape this and see the sun tomorrow? If there was a God, would he protect a ghost?