Chapter 26: The Taoist Priest

I'll go and witness the moment of miracles. www.biquge.info I don't particularly care how that knife was pulled out of such a small box. I mainly don't understand, where did the little box come from the brain hole, didn't I see that there was a bag behind him, wow, ass pocket? I can't fit this box, where did I get it out? It's amazing.

Forget it, it doesn't matter where he got it from, chop that scumbag first, and then say, what kind of rich second generation or what the hell he is, I can't afford to mess with him when I'm a man, now, hum, I'm all ghosts, I'm still afraid of a fart, I'll kill him.

After receiving the watermelon knife from the brain, I couldn't help but sigh, the brainhole is so rich, driving a luxury car of hundreds of millions of yuan, how can it be a watermelon knife with a unique shape? Shouldn't it be a great sword? The watermelon knife is too low, right, there is not even a pattern on it, and it doesn't look like a treasure.

Sensing that I despised his knife, the brain cleared his throat and said to me, "What do you think?" Treasures don't necessarily have to look gorgeous, don't underestimate this knife, it's one of the few ~ treasure ~ knives that can directly hurt the soul, you use this knife to cut this kid, he won't have any wounds on his body, but his soul will be directly hurt, for example, if you want to castrate him, then, his Ding Ding is still there, but Ding Ding's soul is no longer there, do you know what I mean? It just doesn't work. If you read the newspaper a lot, you will read the news that a woman went to bed in the middle of the night and suddenly felt a huge pain in her legs, and when she woke up, she found that her legs were not sensational, and she was sent to the hospital and could not find out the reason. You know why? I cut it for her, who made her cheaper. ”

With the sword in hand, I can finally take revenge, and I am also in the mood to make fun of my brain, so I said: "Why did you cut off her leg when she was cheap?" Why don't you cut off her mouth? ”

Brain Hole smiled lightly and said: "Her legs can't move, so she can't run to other places to scold people, I want her to have the ability to scold, but I can't find someone to scold." ”

"She can scold her husband." Senior Sister interjected.

"Scolding my husband? Who will serve her after scolding? Who feeds her? Does she dare? If her husband doesn't want her, what do you think will happen to her? "It's terrifying.

It's really lacking in virtue, but this method seems to be good, to destroy a person, you don't necessarily have to use the most direct method, such as the kid in front of me, his Ding Ding offended me, I don't necessarily have to destroy his Ding Ding, I can use other methods to make him feel Ding Ding, but I can't use it.

It's a good idea, but how do you do it? I carried the knife and circled the two of them several times, thinking seriously about which part of him to chop him up to make him more painful.

If you want to say that this kid surnamed Ma is also capable, I've been tossing for so long, and he's not done yet, do you think this Wan Lili's mouth can stand it? If it were me, uh, I hadn't tried it, and I didn't know.

"Master, if I want him to shoot in seconds, what part should I cut him?" I was carrying the knife in a circle, and I couldn't think of a way, so I had to ask what to do with the brain hole, he has such a big brain hole, he should have a lot of ideas.

After drinking the coffee in the brain, he grabbed a handful of the big sister's popcorn, stuffed it into his mouth, and said to me, "Ah! Let him shoot in seconds.,I don't know what to do.,Do you want to go online to Baidu? ”

Cut, I don't believe it, there's still this on Baidu? Forget it, I'll give him a random knife, what effect can it be, whatever, if he can still use it then, I'll give him a few more knives, anyway, I'm not idle.

Just as I was carefully attaching the knife to him, preparing to perform a minor operation on him, the doorbell rang again.

"Ah~My grass~ hurts, it hurts, did you bite me, ahhhh

The operation was really a delicate job, and I couldn't afford to be sloppy, and as soon as the doorbell rang, my hands shook...... Hey, it's a pity, I wanted to cut a few more knives, but now it's okay, and it's all gone.

Which guy? But when you ring the bell at this time, is it underbeaten? When he comes in, I'll have to give him two stabs to let him know how good I am.

Wan Lili was also stupid at this time, she didn't know what was going on, she knelt on the ground, her face was pale with fright. I guess she never dreamed that doing such a thing would take such a risk.

Ma Yitian rolled around on the ground and yelled at Wan Lili: "Grass, what are you doing in a daze, go and open the door...... Ouch I'm going, it hurts me......"

Wan Lili woke up like a dream by yelling, hurriedly stood up, and didn't bother to put on the bath towel, so she ran naked and opened the door.

From my point of view, I can clearly see that outside the door stood a man in a yellow robe, with a goatee, a golden crown of hair, and a big gossip on his chest.

It's over, it's over, it's over, everyone knows, what this old man in yellow clothes is for, catching ghosts, is it that I just yelled and attracted this guy? No, how can there be such a coincidence? When I was a man for more than 20 years, I had never seen any other old ways except Uncle Ying, but now it's a good thing, just two days after I became a ghost, I met one, and let people block the door.

Wait, there must be a scam in this, could it be that this is a trap? Don't......

I couldn't help but look back at my brain. I went, startled me, and suddenly a brain hole appeared behind me, and then he pulled me to the edge of the sofa and threw me beside the elder sister.

"Be careful, this old Taoist priest seems to have two brushes, with your current situation, if he finds out, he will be able to take you in at once, and it will be difficult for the teacher to save you." After the brain hole put me down, he looked at the old Tao and told me.

"You're not the opponent of this old Taoist priest?" I asked, with a sigh in my heart.

"Of course it's easy for me to deal with him, but I just have to consider whether it's worth it to offend the Taoist for the sake of you kid." Brain hole said meaningfully.

"Isn't it just a stinky Taoist priest? I set him on fire. The senior sister suddenly stood up and was about to play with the old Taoist priest.

Brain Hole stopped the senior sister and said: "Wait, let's take a look first, if there is nothing, let's not be an enemy of Taoism." ”

This sudden old Taoist priest made me very confused, and it seemed that I even had a lot of scruples about my brain, so I couldn't help but blurt out: "Why is there a Taoist priest?" Did I lead you? ”

Brain Hole scratched his head, put on a very shy expression and said, "Well~ This has nothing to do with you, this is the last time I came here, I did some bad things, and they found out, so that Ma asked someone to invite this old Taoist priest one day." However, I can't be blamed for this, I didn't want to vent my anger to my future apprentice at that time. ”

Since it was caused by a brain hole, then I can rest assured, he has to solve the trouble himself. The brain hole should be able to deal with this Taoist priest.

The senior sister listened to the words of the brain, spread her hands and said, "It turned out that you provoked it, I thought it was coming to me, so forget it." With that, the senior sister sat back on the sofa, picked up her popcorn, looked at me and said, "Come on?" The popcorn flavor at this place is not bad. ”

Looking at the relaxed posture of the senior sister, this old way should not be much of a threat. If that were the case, then I should be safe. Moreover, now it has become a performance time for the brain hole, and my revenge has been avenged, and I am very happy to see the horses rolling all over the ground for a day, and there is nothing wrong with me anymore. Well, how can you watch a show without popcorn.

I grabbed a handful of popcorn and put it in my mouth, not to mention, it tasted really good.