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There was a voice in my ear, it seemed to be Principal Zhao, who was actually reciting poetry! When Yafu was young, he read some poetry books with Mr. Zhang next door, so he can still hear a rough idea, like these four sentences-

Yurun Lake and Mountain Dragon Lift,

Immortal Arhats gather in Penglai.

Qu finally smiled and asked where to go?

The fog surrounds the clouds and cuts the wood.

Looking up, there is no color, like a black-and-white movie - Principal Zhao is sitting under a lamp, probably in his office, wearing a white shirt, shaking his eyes. The knife-like face is full of unpredictable expressions. In an elder tone, he said to Yafu, "You know the legend of Dragon Ball Island, right?" ”

“……！” How did he know I had just looked at my phone?

"Hehehe," the other side suddenly laughed, "There's actually more to Dragon Ball Island!" What else are they, do you know? ”

Yafu said, how is it a bit like Lu Xun's Kong Yiji, in the Xianheng Hotel, teaching the four ways to write the word "Hui"? Thinking in his heart, Principal Zhao actually raised his little finger, dipped the old elder's long nail in the water, and compared it on the table.

Unconsciously followed his little finger to see what he had drawn, and was surprised to find that the desk in front of Principal Zhao had turned into an ocean!

Layers of waves, sparkling waves, with the wind flapping in gusts, stirring up scenes of salty foam. The sky is gray, the wind and clouds are rolling, and the seagulls are flying low...... Wait a minute! Seagulls, how can there be seagulls on the lake? Wait a minute! Why am I sitting in a boat again, it's not a lake, it's-

Sea?

The dark-skinned sailor beside him was busy, and the captain of the ship was holding a long bottle of liquor with no recognizable brand, pouring it into his stomach with a bang, while pulling his hoarse throat, and shouting: "If you go over, you will go to Dragon Ball Island!" ”

Looking at the flags hoisted on the ship, one side is recognized, and the other side is not like the mainland.

One of the sailors replied: "Good! Almost there! ”

The boss of the boat had a shiny face and resolute eyes, and glanced at the sea area in front of the ship, but he didn't know that two patrol boats were coming over with great momentum.

Suddenly, as if by juggling, the table in front of Principal Zhao turned into a flat tablet - the sea breeze, boats, and angry shouts just now were all gone, and only a few newspapers were scattered on the table.

"What's going on?" Yao asked.

The headmaster shook his hand to stop his question, and muttered, "Do you know the difference between a lake and a sea?" Unlike the sea, the lake has its own colors in all seasons: green in spring, blue in summer, yellow in autumn, and white in winter...... It is probably shallow water, which is always affected by the weather and environment. ”

Yao said that in fact, painting is the same.

Principal Zhao hummed and asked again, "Do you know why you asked for help?" Without waiting for Yafu to respond, he dragged a thick notebook out of the darkness, handed it over, and said, "Because of this—"

Yao took it, and looked at the notebook by the light.

It should be a leather cover, pressed into a concave crocodile leather style by the mold, and the two bright lines of calligraphy in the upper right corner: Sea, the corners have been somewhat worn.

When I opened it, it was densely covered with small characters, including fountain pens, brushes, ballpoint pens stained with oil spots, and blurry pencils, and the font also had lines and grass.

On the title page of the notebook are written with a brush four copper coin-sized characters - "Idiot Notes".

Open the book, like a diary, but only the date and day, no year, and some alterations, I don't know if I deleted it myself, or was erased by others.

The first article goes like this:

"Snow on Sunday, February 6

"I was very conflicted, I was very uncomfortable, I wanted to escape, but there was nowhere to escape. Everyone has the right to ask questions, but in this hellish world, it seems to be less. You can't blame anyone, hell is like this, anyone can go in and walk around, like some fleas. The fleas are all acting in dramas, and they all talk like reciting lines.

The situation was indeed vividly cruel, and the ghosts that had been hiding under the fig leaf and jumping suddenly all came out in the midst of the shouts. Those things are not at all what I thought they were. In this world, it seems that only infinite greed, desire, fraud, and killing are left, gradually eroding the numb and fragile reserve.

"I suddenly felt that I was no longer lucky, since I fell into the dark time and space. Definition and non-definition are concepts used by the determiner and imposed on the defined non-definer in relation to a defined undefined scope. The non-defined, still full of sunshine and smiles, face the undefined scope defined by the defined and strive to survive in it.

"Look out the window, the red snow is dancing, and the moon has long since flown away, just as it came here hundreds of millions of years ago. The snow is red and cold, like the invisible moon. It is precisely because it is invisible that it can be imagined ragingly. Sister Chang'e should also twist her long tail and change into winter clothes, next to Wu Gang, who was standing like a chicken, he didn't have to cut down the tree, not only the tree was gone, but the axe was lost...... Falling in my ruined garden, with it the snow made of sawdust. Since then, the snow has also contained a fragrance, and the sweet fragrance of the wood flowers mellowly renders the ice and snow.

"Is it cold? Not cold. There were cotton clothes, and warm wine. It should be pleasant to get drunk on a snowy night. It's a pity that there is no right to buy drunk now. ”

……

Yafu couldn't quite understand it, shook his head, and looked at the principal.

Principal Zhao was silent and motioned for him to continue watching.

Flipped a few more pages, and there were a few comments on "Dream of Red Mansions", which was quite interesting:

"April 8 (Friday) was sunny

"Have you ever watched "Dream of Red Mansions"? Today I asked Xiao D, and he said that he didn't see it much, it was too long, too complicated, and too ridiculous, and it didn't mean anything, and he didn't forget to put chopsticks and spicy cabbage into his mouth. Actually, he didn't understand it. Whether in the book or in the world, they are all monkeys, and they are all wholeed.

"Little D asked me why I don't compare it to a bed bug, I have to compare it to a monkey? In fact, this monkey is none other than the one on Huaguo Mountain, who wants to seek human freedom; There are also one hundred and eight monkeys on Shuibo Liang Mountain, who want freedom in status; and the Simon monkey who runs a pharmacy and wants the freedom of sex; Together with our adorable Baoyu monkeys, they are bent on marrying freely...... They are all monkeys, all for freedom, but in the end, Sun Monkey's sports are not up to standard, and he failed to jump out of the palm of the Buddha's hand and was pressed under the Five Fingers Mountain for five hundred years, and protected Tang Sanzang, the West Heaven took the scriptures, and became an eagle dog, Liangshan Monkey was used by Zhao'an and died very miserably, Ximen Monkey first sprayed * essence * and then sprayed blood and then sprayed cold air to be a merry ghost, and Baoyu Monkey went to be a monk...... It's all over, and I can't jump out.

Little D asked me again if I had jumped out. I said no. Actually, why jump out? What about after jumping out? These can be called monkeyism. In addition to this, there is. Actually, Sister Lin and Brother Bao, a Zhuzhu Fairy Grass and a Shenying Waiter, they have a fate, and they are in front of the alliance. Since he already has a fate and a former alliance, why should he care who his mother is? It's just a formality, it doesn't matter, so it!

Xiao D didn't say anything after listening to it, and laughed with me, smiling tacitly and brightly. I could clearly hear the loud singing and the ping-pong sound of chopsticks tapping on the dishes...... Many people turned their faces again and changed their ambiguous expressions.

"Actually, looking at the red meat, it was as if I heard the pig talking: I said I didn't want to die, so others came to help me die. There is also a voice ringing: Are you satisfied? I didn't. I really don't have anything. Some of us preyed pigs are silent and become idiots, and some of us are screaming and become madmen, but we will inevitably die in the end. I'd rather go to sleep. The boring, insensitive, guys survived without any problems. The nerds and the madmen are dead and gone. In fact, there are very few pigs with thoughts like me. Everyone is ignorant, but they are all happy. Unfortunately, sometimes I can't sleep. ”

……

Yafu said that he was confused and found it difficult to understand these languages, so he simply flipped through more than half of it and saw an article written in small block letters with a brush:

"Cloudy on Thursday, September 29":

"An old man once told me: The so-called fate is like a match, there is always a time to extinguish. Indeed, things in this world are just that, there is no perfection. It's like taking a car, every time you arrive at a stop, you get up and you go down. In any case, when you arrive at the station, you will be separated. This stubbornness swayed me, so I could stand from a distance and watch other people's performances. Because they don't know they're acting, they're very engaged.

"Others are ignorantly happy, but I am getting more and more miserable.

"You're really innocent.

"So I shouted for help.

"It's a pity that no one saved you.

"Because they're too merciful."

……

The more Yafu looked at it, the more confused he became, what is this?

But I couldn't help but be curious, and continued to look down, it was written with a pen, and there were many places in it that were altered with black ink, which was difficult to distinguish:

"October □□□□□□

Outside the window, the tears of the goddess fell. It is like the sleeping grass and trees on the big hill mountain. It hurts sorely. Some people say □□□□□□□ what's it. I used to be too lazy to move, but now I can't even find my thoughts. The rain outside the window, or the rain outside the window. It's quiet. Walk with your head down. I don't know, this time, no way, no way! Because it really will □□! Take a deep breath of the rain air, just like the last time I smelled it at the Old Man Temple. Very tired and □□□ cold. I don't know how, it's far away. Personality □□□. Walk with your head down, no matter □□□□□□. The only way to walk is to keep your head down. Step by step. Go forward. Go my way.

"The snow on Peach Blossom Island has fallen, and □□ a peach blossom; The peach blossoms fell, and □□□□ snow. The flowers are similar every year, but the people are different every year. □□□□, that's it. The hair grew long and blindfolded, and I pushed them away and saw the beating grimaces. □□□□□□□。 In fact, everyone is sick, and when you see yourself, □□□□.

"□□□□, you haven't come home yet? □□□□, go home? Where is home? So you're going to stay here? □□□□, that's it, isn't it good? □□□□, do you know what it's for? I don't know. Do you know what's going to happen here? □□□□, I don't know. ”

……

Yafu is almost collapsing, what is this thing in the east and west!

Turning over a blank page, at the end of the note, I wrote two full pages with a pen, although not a single word was deleted, but it was all sentence by sentence, and I couldn't understand it; There are also a lot of abstract graphics drawn next to it, which seem to be characters and flowers, but I can't see what they are:

"Messy.

"The warmth of the air.

"Do I hate it, is it beautiful?

"On Chi Yu Mountain.

"Messy.

"Hey!

"Allows me to remember her.

"Let's go!

"We're now in the big ...... As the saying goes, dragons give birth to nine sons...... I don't know how to appreciate the crowd.

"Hey! Hurry up, hurry up! The boat is about to leave!

"What to do?

"Messy.

"Disgusting!

"The train is coming!

"The earth is moving, shaking the calves and stomachs, the legs and stomachs, and the stomachs......

"Look! What's on the hill?

"I hate it.

"Isn't it beautiful?

"Messy.

"What a marshmallow!

"Isn't it beautiful!

Then I saw him, with his red eyes.

"Your Excellency, I object!

"Messy.

"Music, beating music.

"What to do?

"According to reports, yesterday, a ...... was found on Jinji Mountain

"Now please our famous ......

"The stars in the sky are turning, the curtains on earth are hanging, and the tears of the cold pillow are moistened......

"Messy.

"Messy.

"Messy.

"The TV was full of flowers and lights.

"Eye pain.

"So I want to sleep."

……

Suddenly, a dog barks and wakes Yao from his dream.

……

(Passerby A: What a mess!) The Lun family can't understand it! Author: I wrote this just to create a confused perception. Moreover, from the very beginning of the book, it borrows from the writing of stream-of-consciousness novels and mixes some absurdist novel genes, just like the great "Ulysses". Knowledgeable adults have already noticed it, but you still don't know, hehe! At the same time, chapter 6, which is also this chapter, the "Idiot's Notes" that appears in Yao's dream, is similar to the fifth chapter of "Dream of Red Mansions", Baoyu sleepwalks in the fantasyland. The rest of the diary will appear or be visible in the following chapters. As the so-called - grass snake gray line, thousands of miles of veins. The paper is full of absurd words, a handful of bitter tears. Duyun is an idiot, who understands the taste! ）