Suddenly a dog barked, and woke up!

I saw the gray and white dog go crazy and bark outside the door. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info A white figure flickered, Ah San hurriedly lost the computer and scolded the dog:

"Go, go, go! You don't know Grandma Cai?"

"What do you mean by that? If you don't clean up for a few days, what's wrong with the lighter bones? Who's your grandmother? ”

Wen Yan walked into a woman in her thirties, with a puff fan in her hand, bright skin, plump body, shoulder-length thick curly hair, a floral dress on a white background, short-sleeved shorts, and a pair of crimson sandals on her feet.

The woman swaggered in, like a steamed bun just out of the cage, bringing in a body of heat outside the door; Fu leaned back on the counter, like a 10,000-ton ocean-going freighter, whining black smoke, and grandly next to a small wharf.

At the same time, there is also a perfume smell, like orange peel?

The dog gritted its teeth, pretended, and roared twice, but was kicked out of the door by Ah Sanyi.

"There are guests, business is good!" The woman patted the fan, half-smiled and hung a sentence, while squinting her eyes and looking at Yafu's side.

Ah San subconsciously touched his mustache, as if the little ghost had seen Zhong Kui, and like a thief who had found the police, he shrank his head and neck, and replied: "How can there be...... You know it on a hot day...... There are few people, business is difficult to do, business is difficult to do! ”

"How can it be so difficult?" The woman squinted her eyes and looked at Ah San, and said, "This piece is still holding up to your Ah San Inn, so you have to catch a few deals, right?" - Isn't there one sitting over there? She raised her big fat hand and waved, pointing it this way, and Yafu chuckled in his heart, inexplicably startled.

It's weird, they chat, what the hell am I afraid of?

Although the woman's appearance is not good, the corners of her eyes are flying, but the tonnage is over, the scale is grand, and the aura on her body, or that domineering, is indeed a little scary. Just as he didn't know what was going on, he saw the woman raise her fat chin and said:

"The account last time, it should be cleared today!"

Ladies and gentlemen, yes, everyone can guess: if a woman is as fierce as a tiger, you must owe her money, not love. Those who are owed love by men will probably be like a clingy kitten.

Seeing that the other side did not react, the woman shook her curly hair, stepped forward, slapped the fan on the counter, and said angrily: "What! I don't want to pay it back! "She has a thick waist, round shoulders, a fat buttocks, and the sour smell of orange peel all over her body, like a wall. Ah San was almost crushed into a piece of paper, his mustache twitched, trembling, and replied: "No, no, no, it's not that I don't pay it back, you see, do I have the money to pay it back?" He opened the drawer of the counter, and there were a few banknotes stuffed inside, which was probably the income of the past two days - elementary school students could all count it with a slap: it was nothing more than Yafu's room fee, Principal Zhao's cigarette money, and a few loose change bills, estimated that it was less than three or four hundred.

"No! No matter how much it is today, bring it to the old lady! The woman turned into the counter like a black whirlwind, and grabbed it with her big hand.

The poor mustachioed Ah San was still coaxing, smoking cigarettes, and playing games with his hands just now, with a tone of being a worldly master and a cold pretending B, but now he was shocked by this fat woman and begged for mercy...... This plot reversed too quickly, and it was really choking. Even more pitiful was the gray "puppy" that had been kicked out—let me describe it as a "puppy"—with his head bowed, lying on his stomach at the door, not daring to walk into the house, but hiding in the shadows under the eaves, quietly sticking out his tongue.

Yafu couldn't stand it on the side, and without thinking about it, he went up to persuade him. Although he has received the traditional education of "people don't come out, be gentle and frugal" since he was a child, and he also knows that if he sees someone on the road and his old lady falls, you must not help him, but a heat swelled in his heart, which made him stand up quickly and rush over with righteousness.

But I didn't know that the fat woman's thick curly hair seemed to have an eye on the back of her head, and she didn't look back, but someone came over, and suddenly stretched out her ape arm to block back, and at the same time shouted: "Don't come here!" ”

What a powerful and earth-shattering force that was! Could it be that this is what the people of the rivers and lakes call "the power of the wilderness"?

With a "bang", Yafu was shaken open like a sofa cushion and fell to the ground, his eyes full of gold stars. The old man and lady who were still hesitating about what to do just now were killed into super little fresh meat that was weak and powerless, needed to be helped, hurt by others, and loved by others. Hemp eggs! Yafu slammed his ass on the ground, and with a "bang" in his belly, he was about to get angry!

The woman got the raid behind her, and in one go, with a big hand, grabbed the money in the drawer and walked out, and when she arrived at the door, she didn't forget to turn around and point Ah San with a pu fan and scolded: "Let you go today, and come back tomorrow!" ”

I'll go! Isn't this a blatant robbery in broad daylight!

……

Ah San's face was blue and purple for a while, and he was very ashamed, not only was the money robbed-of course, but he also complained to others, who made you owe money and not pay it back--and the guests were thrown down, and he hurriedly pulled out a red mountain and handed it over, intending to comfort the injured little heart.

Yafu patted his pants, said it was okay, and rubbed his ass again, wondering if the great god was a woman after all. This strength is a woman! It's so powerful! He regretted a little, but he was also a little lucky, fortunately just a move to see the victory and defeat, the point to the end, if he really signed a life and death certificate and fought a fight, he didn't know how much he would lose.

"Ahem, I'm really embarrassed, I'm sorry," Ah San hurriedly made amends, and snorted again, thinking to himself: It seems that the big boss is right, whether it is from this island or not, but all women surnamed Cai are powerful!

"You owe her money?" Yao asked knowingly.

"No, no...... I don't owe much," Ah San lit a cigarette, and slightly calmed down the grievances and sadness of being a "pseudo-man" after being wantonly repaired by a "female man" like a 10,000-ton freighter, "No, last time, in her shop, she rubbed mahjong with the Shen Bureau in the town, and she lost more than 3,000 ......."

Yafu recalled that Principal Zhao came in to buy cigarettes when it was raining heavily this morning, and indeed asked Xiao Cai next door why he didn't open the door. It seems that this woman surnamed Cai also opened a store, and it is next door, and she loves to gamble, so she probably has a lot of fun.

Yafu doesn't know and doesn't love mahjong.,Only in college.,The gang of bad friends in the onlookers dormitory secretly played at night.。 He thinks that these things that toss the nerves and rely on luck, after playing for a long time, will either burn out his brain or use up his luck. Although he didn't understand, he still pretended to be an expert and asked: "You lost more than 3,000 in one trip, how big are you playing?" ”

Ah San's eyes were smoky, he frowned and rubbed it, and said, "What a trip!" It's been several trips...... There are not many in each game, and it is only ten dollars and a flower. ”

Wait a minute! Did I faint or did you faint! Didn't you just say "rubbing mahjong"! Why did "which one trip" come out! Please make a draft before lying, proofread it first, okay?

Mahjong should belong to the quintessence of the country, it is said to have originated in the granary of ancient times, it was originally a food protection card to reward the grain keepers, called playing sparrows, and later spread and became a popular gambling game in the world. However, as the saying goes: a small gamble is pleasant, and a big gamble hurts the body. Like Ah San, who lost money and was chased to collect debts, he lost the fun of mahjong itself.

"Then her shop is next door to you, aren't you afraid to continue to ask for it tomorrow?"

Yafu didn't pity himself, but looked at this Ah San a little funny. It is said that "rabbits don't eat the grass next to the nest", you provoked the female man next door who has the "power of the wilderness", can you have a good life in the future?

"I'm afraid of a hair, I'll come here, I don't have any money for her!" Ah San's mouth is still quite hard.

When Yafu heard this, he was a little sad, and a good game was ruined by this money. I remember when I was a child, I heard a song on the street, which was sung by a man who was dragging and crying, it seemed to be a Northeast tune, and the name of the song was "Banknotes". Just the day before yesterday, I passed by the door of an auto repair shop, and the song was playing "Throat Knock Throat Knock" inside, but it has kept pace with the times and changed to a DJ slow shake version. The old song is sung new, the soundtrack has been changed, the lyrics have not changed, and they are still full of blood and tears, meaning mockery, with helplessness:

"Whoever made the money you dominate the world;

"Someone sells your sons and daughters for you, someone goes to jail for you;

"A piece of money, a pair of shackles, everyone can't leave you;

"Money, you bloodless knife!

……

Alas, money is not everything, but no money is everything. I wanted to live in Jiahe City, in that broken design company, just in response to the sentence, called "the temple is small and the wind is big, and the pool is shallow and the king is more", I didn't get a cent of salary, and I was angry and suffered a lot, and I was not the same as being trapped by money and running around for money? Even if you were extremely heroic and proud yesterday, singing the phrase "The east wind blows, the war drums are beating, Lao Tzu is unemployed, who is afraid of whom", and fled to such a remote lake island, you still can't escape this curse.

I don't have any money in my pocket, and my life is sad.

If you can't find a job today, what will you talk about tomorrow about watching flowers and admiring the moon and chanting wine, it's all delusional! Didn't anyone say it: Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and where there are rivers and lakes, there are grievances -- hum, grievances, grievances of love, grievances of life and death, are all grievances of money!

Yao's heart seems to have countless devils with horns on his head. To put it bluntly, although it is a bit eye-catching, it is a reason: in this world, the rich is the boss, calling for wind and rain, and omnipotent; Those who don't have money are just deflated, let you wear the stars and the moon, brave the wind and rain, and finally send people under the fence and survive. Just think about it, how could the woman surnamed Cai have such a great power, how could she be as powerful as an ox? Not rich yet! Only if you have money can you be a cow! And if we study art, once we can't get rid of that stinky temper and arrogant bones, poverty will be like a mature dog, following you all the time...... From this, Yafu suddenly remembered who it was, as if he was a master of the art of round-framed glasses, picking his teeth with a toothpick, staring at his eyes, and angrily uttering the two sentences:

――The most important thing is to eat mixed rice!

――The most important thing is to survive!

……

……

"Ya, you're right! Staying alive is the most important thing! But ......"

About 20 minutes later, in Chunlei Primary School, Director Zhou sat in front of Yafu, persuading him like a mother.

The hour hand pointed to 2 o'clock in the afternoon and 3 minutes, Yafu was captured by the "power of the wilderness", and he couldn't break free, so he vomited out the experience in the Asan Inn just now. However, what warmed him was that if in Jiahe City, in that cold-blooded company, anyone who heard him confide his heart so tastelessly would definitely throw two hundred percent of the roll of his eyes or teasing him. Because others don't know what he's talking about, and they don't have the interest or time to listen to him. And here, in this Dragon Ball Island, far away from Golden Harvest, in this antique courtyard, there is an eldest sister with a charitable face, who listens to his narration with peace of mind and patience.

What a blessing this is! What happiness!

It also made him determined to stay.

But - just like the "but" that Director Zhou dragged at the end of the sentence - he also had a full stomach of questions:

"Director Zhou, I encountered a very strange thing at noon today......

Yafu licked his lips, he didn't know if even if the kind Sister Zhou in front of him could understand everything he had said before, would he be able to accept the following words, perhaps, she would think I was a madman?

"What's the matter?" Director Zhou asked with a smile.

"Uh...... Today at noon, I was having dinner at someone's house in the mountains, and then I ......" Yafu said while hesitating.

"People in the mountains!" When Director Zhou heard this, he immediately raised his voice and asked urgently, "What's wrong with the people in the mountains?" ”

"I, I saw a man in sunglasses, just raised his hand, it seemed like a second, very short, everything changed."

"What! Is it a tour group? Director Zhou looked anxious.

When Yafu heard Director Zhou say this, he was also shocked!

I haven't said anything about the tour group, just a second of change, how could she have guessed?