Chapter 17: There is no door to hell
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According to Newton's first law, also known as the law of inertia, inertia is related to the mass of an object, and it is an inherent property that keeps an object at rest or in a straight line at a uniform speed. There is no doubt that the fat man is full of fat and must be heavier than others, so his inertia is greater. Now, with a sudden brake, the fat man rushed straight to the front because of his greater inertia, and with a "bang", he hit the backrest of the front seat hard.
"Oops~~!" The fat man screamed in pain and woke up from his nightmare. A chubby face is firmly slapped against the backrest, and the mouth is also squeezed and deformed, like the Norwegian painter Edvard Munch's man who covers his face and shouts loudly.
With this shout, almost the whole car was a forward rush. Those who reacted quickly could quickly raise their hands against their bodies, and those who were slower, or took time to take a nap like the fat man, were also hit and screamed.
"How!" Everyone shouted and cursed.
The car stopped, and Master Ding, who was holding the steering wheel tightly, a bald yellow-skinned man, was shocked, turned around, and stammered an apology:
"No, I'm sorry, there's something up ahead......"
What is it! How to drive!
"Okay, like...... Is it only ...... Wild Dog ......"
Dog? For the sake of a wild dog, you kid let a carload of people eat a big mouth! Omori seemed to have a spring under his buttocks, and suddenly bounced up from his seat, and rushed to the front of the carriage to start pumping the master. Fortunately, the fat man was sharp-eyed and quick-handed, and he couldn't care about the pain on his face, so he immediately got up and stopped Da Mori, who was like a black tower, and apologized repeatedly:
"Oops, oops, this strong man! Blah bla Isn't this just a sudden brake~~ Normal and normal, who drives without brakes? Our master Ding is the honorary director of the United Nations Permanent Wild Animal Protection Association in Chunshan, what kind of cats, dogs, these small animals, you don't remember villains! I'm really sorry, I'm sorry! Dead Mi Ma Race, Dead Mi Ma Race! (Thoughtful pronunciation: Hashiduo sack = γ‘γγ£γ¨εΎ γ£γ¦, meaning "etc."); Dead Mi Ma Sai = γγΏγΎγγ, the meaning of "sorry", all come from the fat man's unique secret "Chinese Japanese Dictionary")
Omori glared at the driver, who had shrunk into a ball, snorted in his nostrils, and twisted his thick arms with exposed muscles as a warning.
Seeing that the anger subsided, the fat man also sat down, and then looked at the people in the car, especially Omori, Master Ding, and Ito and others who had disappeared mysteriously just now, and confirmed it several times, no more, no less, and then breathed a sigh of relief.
Alas...... It turned out to be a dream. Thanks to your fat man's well-trained and experienced, and he has mastered the unique knowledge of Chinese Japanese, otherwise this scene is really difficult to clean up.
Oh yes, pack up! I got out of the car later, I have to clean up Ding Buwei, you stinky boy, you * Ya's driving skills are really too bad, Leng Buding has a sudden brake, let the fat man I eat a stuffy iron baked cake! I don't know how you kid got into the four seasons of Spring Mountain.
The fat man was half happy, half complaining, gritting his teeth and thinking all the way.
After a while, there was a burst of dust, and the minibus was parked steadily in a simple parking lot, and it no longer dared to play bumper cars to turn over on its back.
Everyone was in good spirits, took big bags and small bags, and got out of the car one after another.
This is a parking lot built on a piece of wasteland, simply paved with gravel, potholes, uneven, because of the heavy rain in the morning, some places still have ponds that have not yet faded, like a huge dysentery. Not far away, with half a low wall and a few broken tiles, a simple small toilet was built, and the words men and women were painted very boldly with white paint on the wall.
The fat man waved the little yellow flag, and said nonsense: "Friends of the Spring Mountain Tour, everyone get off the car carefully, be careful with your feet!" If you want to say that this is really 'the emperor lives up to his wishes, there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain', and now we have come to one of the famous scenic spots on Longzhu Island, the general pier! As the saying goes, 'see the temple during the day, sleep at night, get on the car to be funny, get off the car to pee', the toilet in this scenic spot is repaired very far, and you have to turn for more than half a day to find it. Now there is someone to sing, hurry up, oh, there's a small toilet over there, it's the closest, walk by, don't miss it, hurry up and go to the chorus chorus! (Note: tour guide slang, pee = sing)
As soon as the train with a mouth full of mouths was finished, the fat man turned his butt around and took the lead to run to the small toilet.
It turned out that you kid was in a hurry to urinate!
The condition of the toilet is too dirty, and the officials who have roughly experienced a similar "otherworldly realm" can make up for it on their own. In order not to stain this exquisite cocoon paper, skip it. In short, all the people who went in and out once were holding their breath and coming out, blushing and coming out, and they didn't forget to spit along the way, and the sound of disgust was endless.
In the blink of an eye, all the people arrived, and Ito first whispered a few words to Omori, and then said to the fat man:
"Director Yuan, what attractions do you need to explain?"
The fat man replied without thinking: "Explanation? Inside is a mound mound, a horse drinking pond, the place where the general used to raise horses to feed horses and drink water, and then there is an ancient maple forest, there is nothing else to talk about. β
"Then we'll go in and walk around by ourselves, and you and the driver will rest here." Ito nodded, raised his hand and made a gesture of invitation to the carriage, like a fierce falcon spreading its wings.
"This ......" the fat man's rat eyes rolled, and he laughed again, and said, "It is ...... I have to accompany you according to the rules of this company, hehe, but ...... That's fine, too! I'll go with you first, buy your tickets, and send you in. It takes about an hour to go around in a circle. Then Lao Ding and I were waiting in the car? β
Ito nodded, waved his hand again, and Omori and the others walked towards the gate of the attraction of the shogundun.
Okay! Leave your fat man here!
After checking the tickets, and seeing Ito and his gang walk through the door, the fat man thought: Could it be that he has doubts about me? In this way, I have no way to understand what the old ghost Ito is doing inside, how can I report it to Brother Ming when I go back? But that little girl named Yun Nai can recite a spell, and the fat man will inevitably be beaten by her if he follows up, and he has to pretend to be a grandson. That's fine, just hide in the car, sort out the context of the past two days, and send a text message to Brother Ming by the way.
The fat man was thinking about it, Ito also had a cold face, and as he walked inside, he thought about the next step: It was 3:18 p.m., 41 minutes and 59 seconds left until 4 o'clock, and the time was very tight, and he had to race against time! Moreover, Yun Nai had already used up the limit of three mantras for today, and it would be tricky if there were other tourists present. But luckily, we were prepared.
Yun Nai was also full of self-blame at this time, biting her pink lips lightly, and kept silent. If you are in that small restaurant, if you don't waste two mantras in a hurry, at least you can help your uncle now.
Blame that damn boy!
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Walking into the gate of the scenic spot facing west, a straight blue brick trail is about ten steps wide, and it is introduced into the park in an east-west direction.
On both sides of the trail, Cui Bai Sensen, one left and one right, one south and one north, each has a stele corridor, solemn and solemn.
On the wall of the corridor one after another, it is embedded with black inscriptions of the past dynasties, engraved with the praise of civil and military loyalty, splendid through the ages, etc., as if the soldiers who straightened their waists and lined up to welcome them, and like the ministers who were lined up in front of the main hall in ancient times.
In the middle of the stele corridor, a moon cave door was opened separately, leading to two gardens. There is a plaque on the north side that reads "Ancient Maple Forest", and on the south side is "Drinking Horse Pond". Looking at the inside of the cave door from afar, there are all shadows of trees, light and shadow.
Twenty steps further on, there is a tall stone monument, and the trail turns to the left, becoming a north-south mountain shrine path.
Look at the stone stele, below is a heavy turtle, looking up to the south, with a slightly mutilated head. The stele is about three meters high, more than one meter wide, the thickness is nearly one foot, I don't know what kind of stone is used, only to see the stone pattern looming, crystal bright like jade.
The top of the stele is semicircular, about one meter high, carved with six dragons, intertwined with each other, vivid, and each is divided into two roads, from the side of the stele to hang the head to protect each other.
The stele is engraved with several ancient seals, all of which are depicted with bright gold paint. The stele is a column of inscribed large-character inscriptions, after the vicissitudes of life, the wind and rain, coupled with the well-known man-made destruction of that era, the handwriting has been diffuse and difficult to read, and can only vaguely recognize the eight traditional characters of "Song Dynasty Ancient Gift, Cai Gong, Shinto Tablet". The stele is more than ten columns of neat small characters, which have long been weathered and blurred, and it is not clear to see, and it seems to be a very long inscription.
Behind the Shinto monument, a pair of stone pillars stand on both sides, about three meters high, about one person is about one person around, like two optimus primes, one of them is divided into eight sides, each carved with moire, 10,000 character pattern, fairy grass pattern and other patterns.
Looking up from the bottom up, both sides of the Shinto are verdant bamboo forests, with phoenix tails and swaying, and occasionally one or two birdsongs, which makes it seem extraordinarily peaceful.
None of this is surprising.
Here's the strange thing: this nearly 100-meter Shinto Road was not built on gentle ground, but on a hill about 50 meters above sea level, with a steep slope of nearly 30 degrees. Moreover, the Shinto is paved with huge gold mountain stones, about ten steps wide; The stone steps for climbing the mountain are also half a meter wide, and every 26 steps, there is a platform with a depth of four or five meters, which is divided into five steps. On both sides of the platform, there are stone elephants such as stone tigers, stone sheep, stone horses, and Wenwu stone Weng Zhong with a height of about one or two meters, a total of four pairs of eight. It seems that even the smaller Shi Hu and Shi Yang are more than two or three tons, not to mention the tall Shi Weng Zhong and those boulder platforms. In ancient times, when there were no large lifting machinery, how did these unusually heavy stones be transported to the mountains, and how could they be safely preserved to this day? It's really puzzling.
Ito was in a hurry, so he didn't have time to take a closer look, so he urged Omori and the others to quickly change the clothes of the surveying and mapping team, and they all climbed the Shinto and poured up the mountain.
The watch hand has turned to 3:36!
He could almost hear the sound of ticking and time flying, and the stone elephants on both sides of the Shinto beside him, with different shapes and hideous faces, passed by. Leng Buding seemed to see that the pair of stone figures standing in the last row seemed to move twice?
Panting and rushing to the top level, which is also the largest platform, stands a stone hall, all made of blue bricks.
If you want to talk about the shape, there is nothing peculiar, but this stone hall only has the roof and walls, and there is not a single door on all sides!
A stone hall without a gate, built alone on the Shinto of the shogun's pier.
Say no, in fact, there is a door.
Take a closer look, on the brick walls on the north and south sides, through the concave and convex construction method of the bricks, layer upon layer, each building the appearance of a dome arch, and using five-color lacquer color, outlining a pair of Shenwu Vajra Lux. It's a pity that the time is too old, and the picture has been mottled, only vaguely discerning two wrestlers each holding magic weapons and blades, and a pair of red-haired mountain ghosts under their feet, but the eyes of this ghost are empty, leaving four small round holes.
The Temple of No Door! Eyeless ghosts!
That's right! This is it!
Ito motioned to Omori's men to hurry up and prepare, and then put up the pergola with his hands and looked up at the sky.
This is already the commanding height of the General Pier, and it is also the observation deck in the southeast corner of Longzhu Island.
Overlooking the front, there are thousands of waves of Longhu Lake, dotted with stars, and several small islands, like duckweed floating in a pond, and like crystalline emeralds, dotted on the surface of the marble-like lake. Near the shore, it looks like a black line from a distance, and there is a long trestle that leads straight into the lake.
There is an old Chinese saying, called: ζ₯δΈ Zeζ (considerate note: zΓ¨, the sun is slanting in the west). It was now past 3:30 a.m., and the sun had set to the west.
Ito looked at his watch again, nodded to Omori, and said, "Let's start!" β
Omori whistled, and four of his men, including buffalo and mosquito, galloped to the four sides of the stone hall, each in one direction.
Another subordinate with a goatee on his chin approached, took out a compass, theodolite and other measuring tools from his backpack, and dug out a very quaint and printed small leather bag from his personal pocket, and carefully pinched out four thin bamboo pipes inside.
The thin bamboo pipes are full of pulp, like an antique, faintly glowing with dark yellow oil, and they are all numbered.
The whole process was filmed by two other subordinates, each holding a high-definition camera, from two angles, staring at the magnet all the way.
I saw the goatee squatting down, dexterously fiddling with the compass and electronic theodolite with both hands, and took out a notebook from his backpack, and while recording quickly, he reported the number in a row:
"It's 3:51:28 p.m., here longitude 120 degrees 06 minutes 32 seconds east, latitude 30 degrees 05 minutes 21 seconds, altitude 50.44 meters, the current solar altitude angle is 32.53, the deviation is 9.17, the azimuth angle is 81.34, the time difference is 0.01, and the hour angle is 57.60......"
When Ito heard this, he nodded again and motioned to continue.
Goatee put down the notebook, settled down again, gently unscrewed the cap at one end of the thin bamboo tube, and poured out a long silver hairpin from it, and one end of the hairpin was inlaid with something like a red jewel. Four in a row, all of them were taken out, and they were also numbered.
The sun wasn't as hot as it was at noon, but it hadn't yet finished. It was just facing the south, so after a few movements, the goatee was already covered with sweat, dripping on the hot stone bricks at his feet, splashing clouds of dust and smoke.
Seeing that he was more and more careful, he slowly inserted these four silver hairpin-like ancient monster pieces from right to left, one, two, three, four, into the four eye holes of the two red-haired mountain ghosts on the brick door of the stone hall, and carefully checked them two or three times to ensure that the direction of the silver hairpin was correct.
At the same time as the silver hairpin was inserted, it was as if a series of sharp hiss were heard, as if a metal file was used to slash through a piece of glass.
Yun Nai frowned when he heard this, and he felt a little ominous.
Goatee and Ito didn't hear it, and continued to operate. The four silver hairpins were inserted into the eyes of the mountain ghosts in turn, just lined up in a straight line, and after the refraction of the sunlight, in front of the brick door of the stone hall, four red points of light were cast.
It is said that these four points of light should also be a straight line. But in fact, the four points of light are scattered in all directions, forming a rectangle-like area.
This is also the reason why the four silver hairpins should be inserted into the corresponding eye holes in turn.
Due to the difference in the structure of the ruby on the head of the silver hairpin, the route of refracting sunlight is different.
If the order is wrong, the position of this light point will be very different, and I am afraid that it will lead to a catastrophe.
With the arrangements in place, he continued to fiddle with the instrument and measure the data.
Time passed quietly, and Ito's mood became more and more nervous......
It's a matter of success or failure! God willing! I hope it will be sunny and the sky will not change!
In his silent prayer, finally, the hour hand clicked and turned to the last minute, and the four red dots on the stone bricks also moved slowly.
"Date 0829, time 1600," Goatee almost trembled and reported: "Altitude angle 30.08, deviation 9.17, azimuth angle 82.68, time difference 0.01, hour angle 60.39, building central axis declination minus 14.49, minus 14.49 ......"
God willing!
I saw that the ruby refracted four red dots on the stone bricks, forming a square about the size of a table of eight immortals. It is also strange to say, the stone bricks under the feet are like having eyes, and as if they have been summoned by ghosts and gods, after this red light, four green smoke sneered from the four corners, and then, with a crisp bang, the whole square brick moved, slowly revealing a black and secluded hole, and vaguely saw that there was a stone staircase inside!
Hum! Exactly-
There is a way in heaven that you don't take, and there is no way to break into hell!
Find out what happens next, and listen to the next breakdown.