Chapter 16 is even more outrageous

The afternoon sun was shining brightly, like a huge fireball burning in mid-air, showing its great power. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info

But every now and then, there are always one or two marshmallow-like clouds that do not believe in evil, and float in anger, and before they can get closer, they are slipped away and melted away without a trace.

The water on the lake is steaming and sparkling, like the opening performance of the Olympic Games, as if there are countless hands, holding large and small metal reflectors, reflecting the sun indiscriminately.

A light floating ferry, spitting black smoke, cut through these white sparkling waves all the way to the Longhu Ferry Terminal in Jiahe City.

The cabin of the ferry is air-conditioned, cool and pleasant, and most of the passengers take a nap to eliminate the fatigue and heat of the journey.

In the middle of a row of gray seat covers, sat a black-haired young man. He frowned slightly, his eyes full of confusion.

A dark blue backpack, like a tired puppy, prostrate beside him.

This boy, Yao, had just boarded the boat from the Dragon Ball Pier ten minutes ago. There are two days of adventures floating in front of me:

- Principal Zhao's mantis-like face, black frames, white eyes bulging like dead fish, and empty shirt on a body like a bamboo pole;

- Director Zhou hides behind a touch of green light and shadow, with a round Bodhisattva-like fat face, thin eyebrows and thin lips, and a soft voice;

- Teacher Li Fangfei's black grape-like eyes, short dark brown hair, a slightly hoarse voice, and a faint fragrance of fat powder;

- There is also Ah San's mustache, Xiao Cai's two fat butts, a pair of yellow buckteeth of an old man in a restaurant, and a fat tour guide running a train with a mouth;

- and the mysterious sunglasses man with a low-buttoned cap and a speechless jaw that is amazing in one fell swoop......

Eyes looked away from the family of three next to them, and stopped in front of their seats, where a short video of Dragon Ball Island was playing on a loop on a display screen on the wall of the cabin. Above the display, a square quartz clock hangs. The red second hand, like a zombie, jumps forward vertically and vertically, and compared to the hour and minute hands, it seems to be very stable, quietly pointing to 2:57.

Yao thought to himself:

- Exactly an hour ago, I was sitting in Director Zhou's cramped office, discussing the question of people and souls with her.

——More than two hours ago, I was lying in the musty old sofa of the Ah San Inn, having absurd and strange dreams.

——An hour earlier, he was lying on the greasy dinner table of the mountain family and fell into a coma.

About four and a half hours ago, I was hesitant and overwhelmed by a heavy rain, and then I met Principal Zhao.

- Twenty-eight hours, 1,680 minutes, 100,000 and 800 seconds ago, I was on another overcrowded ferry, traveling in the opposite direction, holding on to the hot deck railing, tumbling over the river and vomiting.

More than 100,000 seconds passed quietly, and it no longer belonged to me, nor to anyone else in this world.

And I, in a daze, went around in a big circle, and returned to the original starting point.

Hmph, it's so useless!

Suddenly, Yao's eyes were red, his nose was sour, and he was a little homesick.

It is said that "men don't flick when they have tears", but there is also a sentence "just because they haven't reached the sad place". The situation of these two days is indeed too terrifying and strange for a young man who has studied painting, and it is really unbearable for a while. Just think about it, every one of us young people who has just set foot in society and encountered complicated "those things", who has not been cried by this stuffy setback and tribulation? From this, we can then think that about 10 kilometers away, an hour and a half later, Li Fangfei and the three of them, who were blocked at the entrance of the Golden Dragon Cave by the mute Lao Suo's "uh, uh, uh", faced with the sudden change in time and space, weren't they all discolored, wanting to cry without tears?

But Li Fangfei still has a call from her father.

Yafu didn't.

You may ask: why didn't he call home and complain?

He can't fight.

Because if my family knows that I am unemployed, and I fired the boss Squid by myself, plus the strange adventures on Dragon Ball Island, I am afraid that I will be worried to death.

This reminded Yafu of the letters he wrote to his family to report his safety when he was in school, as well as the letters he wrote to his father.

Although few people write letters nowadays, and even few people even pick up a pen to write, his father requires that before the end of each month, he must send a letter back, otherwise he will not pay living expenses to the bank card. As a result, he became the only student in the entire class, and even in the entire department, to write a letter with a pen.

Whenever the buddies in the dormitory saw him spreading out the letter paper and writing a letter with an old pen, he didn't forget to sarcastically write two sentences:

One of them would smile evilly and say, "Well, I said old master, the little mood is very good!" Which sister Lin is this writing a love letter to? ”

Another would go on to say, "Who's still writing that?" All the mobile phones are shaken, directly oh oh fork fork! ”

Yafu ignored it, and continued to follow the ruler seal method, and finished painting the letter before stopping.

This habit, or rule, has not changed since graduation. It's just that the letter is still written as before, but the living allowance is less than half of what it used to be. The reason is very simple, my father explained: you work, you must learn to be self-reliant.

Self-reliance, hard work! Every time he thought of this, Yao was a little angry. Why didn't I have the good luck to get a rich father? Be a rich second generation who spends a lot of money and has fun? And for that little subsidy every month, in the ridicule and ridicule of others, you have to seriously write those old-fashioned letters?

Hell, it's all fate!

In fact, Yafu did not know the importance of this letter at all, and it was not until 12 hours later, at 3 o'clock in the morning on the 30th, that he experienced an even more terrifying adventure, and did he understand his father's good intentions. Of course, this is a later story, so let's not press the table for the time being.

Let's talk about the situation here of the fat tour guide.

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(Passerby A: Dangdang, Dang Dang!) With a flick of the mouse, three points are in hand! The Lun family is going to make a shining debut again, come out and complain! Just guess that when you mind talking nonsense, you have to turn the pen and show a chicken! It seems that you are imitating "Crazy Stone", handing over several protagonists and several timelines to express them together to create a trendy narrative style. Moreover, you used three chicken pens and poked three big pits: one for Yafu, one for Li Fangfei, and one for Li Fangfei, which must be for the fat man? Author: You can see this, it is worthy of being an "invincible dramatist, an iron fan passerby"! In addition, please, please, before complaining next time, please smooth out your tongue first, practice Mandarin well, and don't mind it anymore! )

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However, it was said that at more than two o'clock in the afternoon of the 29th, Ito sent people to sneak into the Yao Pond of the Golden Dragon Cave, rotated the stone plate of "Shuanglong Treasure Protection", and probed into the corridor, and accidentally found that there was a second stone gate underwater.

In order to make it easier for you to sort out the context, I will first briefly describe the timeline of Ito and his party, and similarly, for the sake of beautiful typography, I use a 24-hour system:

At 10:30, we arrived at Longzhu Island and went straight to Yunlong Temple, at this time the sky was already dark, and the mountain rain was about to come and the wind was full of sleeves.

At 10:43, there was a torrential downpour on the way, which caused flash floods, and had to make another detour, but it was interrupted by the road construction ahead and had to return. Although the torrential rain stopped on the way down the mountain, it encountered a tire burst on the wheel and repaired it for most of the day.

At 11:33, the wheels were repaired, and we went down the mountain to find a place to eat.

At 11:43, I came to a restaurant in the mountains and met Yafu, Li Fangfei and others. Omori gets into an argument with the bucktooth man, frightening the child in his arms. Yun Nai was anxious, activated the suspicious heart spell, and stopped Dasen, and the old man, Li Fangfei and others were also tricked and lost their minds. Yun Nai saw that Yao didn't react, and then cast a spell of obsession, and Yafu fell into a coma. The fat man always pretended to be hit the trick throughout the whole process.

At 11:50, the meals were served one after another, and the meal was hastily eaten.

At 12:19, after eating, Unai secretly unravels Yao's curse as he leaves the restaurant. Due to the effect of the mantra, the old man hurriedly closed the store after Yafu left the store.

At 12:21, everyone got on the bus and rushed to Yunlong Temple again.

At 12:25, the car turned off halfway, and the driver dismantled and repaired it for half a day.

At 13:04, Ito still did not give up, and went up the mountain to Yunlong Temple through the road blocked by the flash flood in the morning, but found that the road had been washed away, and the local area was organizing emergency repairs, which could not be repaired until tomorrow morning at the earliest, so he temporarily transferred the Golden Dragon Cave plan originally scheduled for tomorrow to the afternoon.

At 13:34, enter the entrance of the Golden Dragon Cave.

At 14:08, I checked all the way and came to Yaochi Wonderland, the fat tour guide Haikan introduced, Ito and others were ready to stop, and the buffalo and mosquitoes entered the water. Yun Nai cast an obsessive spell on the fat tour guide, and the fat man was immune to physical evil, but in order to continue to go undercover, he pretended to be unconscious.

At 14:18, the buffalo and mosquito completed the first underwater survey, received the tools and drawings, and dived for the second time.

At 14:29, the stone gate opened, and the second group of frogmen dived and found the second stone gate.

At 14:41, the Golden Dragon Cave plan was shelved, and everyone changed their clothes and hid their tools.

At 14:52, Yun Nai untied the fat man's curse, and the group followed the direction of the tour indicated in the cave and walked out of the hole.

As the saying goes, "Poor people must have something to hate", looking at this long timeline and a series of embarrassing stories that happened to Ito and others, we find that this sentence can be read in reverse, called "There must be pity for hateful people".

Persistence is sometimes an advantage, but if the attachment is too much, it becomes stubbornness, or even obsession, which often leads to the opposite situation.

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Now, Ito Tetsu blushed and sat on the whirring minibus, without saying a word. The watch showed that it was past 3 p.m., and in one hour, at 4 p.m., we had to reach the top of the General's Pier and race against time to complete that damn mission, otherwise the operation would be declared a failure, and even this trip to China for Dragon Ball would be ruined, undone, and cause even bigger and more troublesome problems.

Beside him, sat the silent Yun Nai, with his head lowered and fiddling with his jade fingers.

The rest of the group, some stared at the car with bloodshot eyes, blankly looking out of the car; Some boredomly fiddled with the zippo lighter in their hands, making a clicking sound; Others, buttoned their hats to their faces, saw the stitches, caught this hurried time, and took a nap.

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In this unusually dull atmosphere, only the most restless and flexible fat man in the world stood very dedicatedly at the front of the carriage, grasping the seat back beside him with one hand, holding the yellow flag in the other, shaking his spirits, chirping and shaking his tongue, talking and talking nonsense all the way:

"This Dragon Ball Island is really a paradise, a fairyland on earth! Slowly speaking, in this vast Dragon Lake, there are 6954 fairy islands and 108 reefs, but if you want to talk about the largest area, the highest altitude and the most beautiful scenery, we have to count Longzhu Island as respect. Hehe, people say: Pick a daughter-in-law to pick a big butt, this mountain climber to find a high altitude, play attractions, you have to choose a famous ......"

According to the usual practice, the fat tour guide runs the train from Tiannan to Haibei, and someone will inevitably come out to interrupt him when he arrives here, and the highest probability should be the big black-skinned man - Omori, who will definitely raise his chin, roll his eyes, and shout Don't be blind *than* compare.

However, now no one jumped out to bother him.

What's going on? Even our sweet fat man habitually paused, not because someone interrupted him, but because—

Omori is not in the car at all!

Obviously, I saw this black man with a meaty face following Ito's old ghost just now, and he shouted and urged a group of people named buffalo and mosquitoes to get into the car quickly?

Obviously, I counted the number of people before and after getting into the car, and confirmed that there were exactly ten people, so I let the driver drive off?

How? What the hell?

The fat man sighed in his heart, immediately panicked, and pointed his fat fingers again, counting the heads back and forth.

Absence! Omori is really not in the car!

"Yi ...... Mr. Ito, good ...... It seems that there is one person missing......" The fat man waved a small yellow flag, leaned into Ito's ear, and whispered.

I didn't think about it, Ito didn't panic, he still had a blue face, and almost burst out of his teeth: "Who is missing?" ”

"Bah~!" If there are fewer people, he will not know? The fat man was even more surprised, as if he saw the devil smiling at him, trembling, and said, "Less...... It's less, and it's like the big man called Omori......"

"Omori?" When Ito heard this, he slowly turned his head, his eagle eyes were cold, he looked at the fat man's face full of surprise, and said something that made his vest hairy and shuddering:

"We don't have anyone named Omori here."

What the?! Are you kidding me?

The fat man's heart was already roaring like a flood! It's not that I'm with you just now, in a car, no, no, no, it's not just now, I had this guy when I picked up the group two days ago! That big man, with a black face, was yelling at me in the diner at noon today! Besides, I just saw this big guy swaggering into the car!

"No! Just sit in the seat behind you! The fat man was so anxious that his head was covered with beads of sweat, and patted the seat behind Ito, and when he was driving, he saw him sitting here in all directions, but now, this seat was empty.

Yes, the location is empty......

The fat man was almost insane, and all kinds of feelings in his heart, fear, confusion, confusion, and surprise, were all mixed together, like a bowl of ecstasy soup, making the little yellow flag in his hand tremble and tremble.

It is said that seeing is believing, and hearing is false. A big living person, and a big living person with such distinct characteristics, has been dangling in front of him from picking up the group to getting on the bus just now, with a proud face, and reprimanding a group of subordinates obediently.

How can a big living person really exist in reality? Just a second or two, before I was paying attention, I disappeared without a trace?

Moreover, Ito, the old ghost, and even the other people in the car, didn't react at all to Omori's disappearance!

The fat man's face was full of suspicion and fear, and he glanced at the people in the whole car: Ito continued to look out the window coldly, the little girl next to him still kept her head down and did not say a word, and the others, whether pensive, or in a daze, or sleeping, also did not say a word......

Hell, hell?!

Could it be that Omori is a ghost?!

Could it be that they are all ghosts?!

The air conditioner in the car was blowing on my back, and I had goosebumps all over my body.

No, wait!

Driver Master Ding, yes, yes, yes, it is the old driver of the Chunshan Branch of Sijiwang Tourism Group, Master Ding, he should follow me all the way!

He's not going to be a ghost, is he?

Wiping a handful of cold sweat on his face, the fat man slowly turned his head and looked at Master Ding, who was driving behind him-

No way! At this moment, he completely collapsed.

Because he saw that there was no Master Ding there at all!

It was none other than the big man with black skin and a meaty face!

Omori seemed to know that he was watching, but he also turned his eyes sideways, didn't say anything, and only gave him a weird sneer.

Following the afterglow, he suddenly saw a roaring train in front of him, like a black stone wall, crashing into the sea like a mountain!

Immediately after, a sudden brake!

The fat body, with the help of huge inertia, flies straight out!

The fat man's heart tightened, and he shouted: It's over!!

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(Passerby A: I'll wipe it!) What a situation! How is it getting more and more mysterious! Scared the baby to death! Author: See you next time! )