Chapter 12 God counts the sixth cow
Saying that, Luo Xiaobai, who didn't know whether he was alive or dead, looked at the sharp teeth of the gray immortal who was about to die, and suddenly a dog barked in the distance, although the sound was not loud, but it was poignant and long, and it sounded like a dog raised by ordinary people. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Frightened, the gray fairy left Luo Xiaobai, and looked at the grass not far in front of him vigilantly, thinking that no wonder this kid was so rampant, it turned out that there was backup, and most of them should be a fierce big wolf dog.
Luo Xiaobai didn't care about the pain in his body, and crawled to Ge's second sister-in-law, protecting her tightly in his arms, with a heroic and senseless momentum.
Barking......! There was a dog barking in the grass again, and then there was a loud noise in the grass, and the things that came couldn't help but make Luo Xiaobai and the others disappointed, it turned out to be just a fluffy little white dog, it looked like a teddy, it was staring at two small black eyes barking at the gray fairy.
"! Tian Tian! What Luo Xiaobai saw was the most cowardly eldest lady Tian Tian, he thought to himself that this is over, it is really a buy two get one free, and there is another back.
The gray fairy let out a squeaky squeak, causing Teddy to step back, looking down at the big mouse in front of him, who didn't know how many times bigger he was.
Barking...... A few more dog barks, only to see a few dogs coming out of the grass, including Satsuma, Chihua, Hiromeranian, Bichon, the largest of which is the husky, but it is also a docile type, and there is no combat power at all.
The gray fairy laughed wildly and revealed his true body, it was a gray-haired mouse the size of a calf, and it squeaked and squeaked, slowly closing in on the group of cute little ones.
Oh......! A wolf howl came, so frightened that the gray fairy immediately stopped, staring closely at the depths of the grass, and slowly, a huge black shadow slowly walked out of it, so frightened that the gray fairy took a few steps back, and began to tremble.
It turned out to be a Tibetan mastiff about the size of it, snow-white, a snow spirit beast that only exists in legends, she looked at the trembling gray fairy proudly, and said: "Where did the dead mouse come from?" Get out of the way for the old lady! ”
"Holy! No way? That's a big difference, isn't it? Sister Xia, are you a genetic mutation? Luo Xiaobai looked at the other six poor little guys and asked.
"What? Look down on us? Wen Qian said: "Sisters, go on!" ”
As soon as the words fell, I saw five small dogs and a husky suddenly pounce on the gray fairy who had already been frightened, their bodies turned into white light, and they shuttled around the gray fairy quickly, and after a while, the big mouse became a bald blood gourd. And the snow spirit beast didn't move from beginning to end, standing there lazily watching everything.
"That's it! Let it go! The snow spirit beast said suddenly.
With a flash of white light, six white shadows instantly turned back, and the big rat dragged a long trail of blood to the depths of the mass grave as if it had been granted amnesty, and disappeared without a trace.
"What's the matter? Have you turned on the stepless transformation mode? Even the gray family that has become a climate is not an opponent? Luo Xiaobai hugged the second sister-in-law Ge, who had already been frightened by all kinds of incredible, and came to the women and asked.
A burst of white light flashed, and the women regained their bodies, only to hear Sun Miaoyu, who had the strongest language skills, say: "We don't know what's going on? I always feel that there is a hot air flow in the body, and the aura has multiplied several times compared to before, we must not have been able to fight this rat spirit before, anyway, it must be related to the dog skin of the Taoist, didn't he mention something to bury the ghost star? I think it has something to do with that. ”
Luo Xiaobai thought for a while and said to himself: "Burial Ghost Star? Is it my blood? Go back to the old man and ask for an understanding. ”
Sister Xia looked at the second sister-in-law Ge in Luo Xiaobai's arms and asked, "What are you going to do with her?" ”
"Send it back! Does this need to be asked? That's right! Don't follow me! The whole Lao Tzu has no privacy at all. Luo Xiaobai strode towards Gejiazhuang and said a word from afar.
"Huh? I don't know what to do! We obviously saved his life! Kong Youyou said indignantly.
Sister Xia scratched her small nose and said, "We have to wait for him to avenge us, and it is natural to save him, let's follow him from a distance this time, just don't let him find out, but we can't let him die." ”
Halfway through, Ge Er's sister-in-law woke up slowly, the first thing she felt was Luo Xiaobai's warm chest, just now his heroic feat of vowing not to fear death seemed to be still vivid, she secretly opened her eyes, and made sure that the still immature face in front of her was the man who was panicking in her heart, and slowly closed her eyes, and a happy smile rose at the corner of her mouth.
"When you wake up, go by yourself! Don't leave it here, your legs are about to be crushed, to be honest, it's time for you to lose weight! Luo Xiaobai didn't realize that his senses were beyond ordinary people.
"Badass! How do you know they're awake? Second sister-in-law Ge asked shyly.
Luo Xiaobai thought for a while and said, "I don't know, I just know anyway." ”
"By the way, those puppies were so cute, they could still talk? I'd love to see it again! Ge's second sister-in-law said.
Luo Xiaobai smiled and said: "Don't look at it, I'm afraid you'll faint again, that's a little trick I learned from Niu Laoliu, it's all fake, right!" I'll send you home, and I'll go back to Niu Lao Liu to get you a talisman or something, and save yourself from provoking those messy things. ”
"No!" Ge's second sister-in-law said indignantly: "I won't go back!" ”
Luo Xiaobai put her on the ground, hammered her sore back and said, "Then where do you want to go?" Lao Tzu died of back pain, and I don't have time to toss here with you. ”
Second sister-in-law Ge lowered her head and murmured, "Go to you, I'll give you a massage." ”
"Huh?" Luo Xiaobai felt that the world was spinning for a while, he seemed to have a premonition that something he had been waiting for for a long time was about to happen, and a stream of blood rushed straight to his brain, which could also be said to be a sperm worm in his brain.
On Luo Xiaobai's two-meter-old kang, Ge's second sister-in-law took a towel to gently wipe his sturdy body for him, saying that this kid was still skinny a few days ago, looking extremely malnourished, not much better than the gray fairy, but recently he found that his body lines were gradually fuller, and the angular muscles were protruding, which was not much better than the male model in the magazine.
Every time Ge's second sister-in-law accidentally touched a bruise on Luo Xiaobai's body, he would hiss and gasp, it seems that this ordinary person is very different from the thing that has become a climate, people wave their hands casually, and they will be hurt all over.
Rubbing and wiping, Ge's second sister-in-law actually hid her face and choked up, which made Luo Xiaobai uncomfortable for a while, and he snorted coldly: "I said you mother-in-law, Lao Tzu is not dead, you cry a fart?" Crying makes Lao Tzu weird upset! When Lao Tzu dies, it's not too late for you to cry. ”
Ge's second sister-in-law deliberately pressed the bruises on his body hard, and scolded coquettishly: "Bah, bah! Just your crow's mouth! Kongsheng has a good skin, but he looks like a bastard, I don't know what God thinks? ”
"Oops! Are you going to murder your own husband? Lao Tzu is indeed a bastard, how can you fight with that big mouse for you if you are not a bastard? Luo Xiaobai said indignantly.
"Humph! Sister is rare, and the gray fairy is rare! Sister hasn't blamed you for breaking my sister's good deeds! Second sister-in-law Ge pretended to be angry and said.
Luo Xiaobai sighed and said, "Alas! Poor Lao Tzu tried his best to help people reverse the car into the warehouse, and he did a great job! Then let's go find that big mouse and let it kill me, and you can do your good deeds. ”
"Phew! You are really a wrongdoer sent by God, if my dead ghost was half as good as you in life, I will not mess with you bastard now. Saying that, the second sister-in-law Ge actually hid her face and sobbed.
It is said that Ge Lao Er was a red flag at home before his death, and the colorful flags were fluttering outside, this Ge Er Sister-in-law was just a tool he married to support decency, and every month was just a routine duty to pay high living expenses, and a poor girl was locked up at home by him in the empty room, every night in the dead of night, Ge Er Sister-in-law would wash her face with tears, her only hope was that Niu Lao Liu had calculated a hexagram for her, saying that sooner or later there would be a man in the wind of Yushu for her to go to the soup.
Hearing this, Luo Xiaobai scolded with a smile: "Do you also believe the words of the old liar?" But after thinking about it carefully, it seems that the old guy really got right, could it be that this guy is really the reincarnation of Zhuge Liang? Can you even figure this out?
At this time, there was a sneeze from the dilapidated Taoist temple! I only heard Niu Lao Liu muttering to himself: "Who the hell said bad things about the master behind his back?" Got it, I'm going to kill you! The words fell and there was another earth-shattering snoring.