Chapter 3: I Am a Demon (3)

"Oh! That's right! Edgar Allan Poe patted his head and continued, "I haven't told you about the theme of our Hell Variety Show yet, our show is called 'I Am a Demon.'" Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"The show was conducted in the form of a personal talent showcase, and there were three mentors on the field to comment. If your personal talent can win the laughter of the audience and the favor of the mentor, then it is an honor that you will be qualified for promotion, otherwise your show has no new ideas, then you will be ruthlessly eliminated, as for what the result of the elimination is, everyone knows very well, that is, death. ”

"The competition adopts a promotion system, there are 20 contestants, the rules of the competition are very simple, that is, to give full play to your personal talents, it is possible that all 20 of you will be loved by the audience and favored by the mentor, and finally all of them will be promoted. But it's also possible that none of the 20 of you made it through the race, so I'm sorry. ”

Edgar Allan Poe pouted: "Next, I will introduce to you the three mentors of our current program, the lighting engineer!"

As soon as Edgar Allan Poe's voice fell, a ray of light hit a seat in front of the audience, and Edgar Allan Poe continued to shout in his amusing voice: "What you see now is our first mentor in today's competition, he is our singer in the world of hell, Mr. 'Half the Country'. As a leading singer in our hell music scene, Mr. Banbi's songs are euphemistic but atmospheric, poignant and heroic. It can really be said that 'this song should only be in the sky, and half of the hell roared!' 'Let us welcome him with a round of applause!' ”

"Oh! Oh! good! Dog leash! 'Banbi' I want to give you a monkey, I want to give you a mule, I want to give you a horse, I want to give you melon seeds, I want to give you melon seeds, ......!" ”

Duan kept pouting: "What the hell is this, an unobtrusive host, three strange mentors, and a group of sprinkling audiences."

"Huh! Our audience is very welcoming! Edgar Allan Poe was not ashamed and continued: "Next, we have our second mentor, who is our first goddess of hell and the first musician. She is Suona, our beautiful fairy of Qinse, her temperament, her music is our soul of hell. ”

"Goddess, goddess, I love you, I want to be a cow and horse for you, I want to lift your shoes, I seem to lick your toes ......!"

Duan kept looking over and couldn't help but be stunned: "Wow! It's really beautiful, I didn't expect that in these strange things in hell, there are such beauties! ”

Not to mention the constant surprise, when Edgar Allan Poe was introducing the third mentor, the audience booed.

Duan kept looking at the third mentor: "I'll go, what is this?" Whose pet dog is not tied well! ”

It turned out that the third instructor was a three-headed vicious dog the size of a person, and the three dogs bared their teeth and barked at the audience.

"Huh! This one......! Edgar Allan Poe smiled awkwardly and explained, "Everyone must know this! He is the great god of war of our hell, the three-headed dog of hell of Lord Ares, and this time Lord Ares has something to do with it, so he asked him to participate in this episode. ”

Edgar Allan Poe said this as if the mentor of the original game was Ares, and then because Ares was on a business trip, he asked the three-headed dog of hell to represent him. In fact, this is Edgar Allan Poe giving the show team, and the real story is like this. Because Ares went on a business trip, the three-headed dog took the opportunity to run out to play, and finally slipped to the recording site of "Hell Variety Show", and ate a hell star who was originally a mentor, and finally it became the third mentor.

"Well, our three mentors have also been introduced, and the contestants must be eager to perform!"

"I guess it's you who can't wait!" Duan kept slandering in his heart.

Of course, Edgar Allan Poe couldn't hear Duan constantly slandering himself in his heart, and still shouted in a high voice: "We use a promotion system in this competition, there are twenty contestants, the rules of the competition are very simple, that is, give full play to your personal talents, it is possible that all twenty of you will be loved by the audience and favored by your mentors, and finally all of them will be promoted." But it's also possible that none of the 20 of you made it through the race, so I'm sorry. The final finalists will receive a luxury gift package from the first season of our Demon Variety Show and a certificate of qualification for the permanent residents of Hell, which is what we call the Hell Green Card, which is such an honor. ”

"Having said all this, I think the players can't wait." Edgar Allan Poe turned to the section constantly and they here: "Eh! I don't know how this player is titled? I see you're sweating with excitement, don't worry, it's your turn to play right away. ”

"I, I, my name is cannon fodder B, I'm not excited!" An ordinary-looking, thin young man stammered to Edgar Allan Poe's 'pre-match interview', and it could be seen that the sweat on his head was obviously not excited, but frightened.

"Hey, hey!" Edgar Allan Poe looked at Cannon Fodder B with a wicked smile on his face and said, "Since this Mr. Cannon Fodder is impatient, let him play!"

"Wow! Oh! Come on......! The strange people in the audience immediately started to make a fuss.

"No, no, I ......!"

"Go ahead! Pikachu! Just as Cannon Fodder B was about to say something, he was kicked onto the stage by Edgar Allan Poe.

"I, I don't know anything!" Cannon fodder B looked at the other players helplessly, but now it is the mud bodhisattva who crosses the river and it is difficult to protect himself, and no one can take care of anyone, besides, there are some people who still wish that others would go first, let alone help him die!

Looking at the cannon fodder B's overwhelmed appearance, Mr. Banbi was indifferent, and his angular face gave people a hint of cold-bloodedness; There was a hint of pity on Suanna's face, but there was nothing she could do; As for the three-headed dog mentor, it is ......!

"Hmmm......! Wang, Wang. "With a hideous face, drooling and salivating at the corners of his mouth, it seems that he has seen something delicious.

Cannon Fodder B didn't know what to do and exclaimed, "Ah! I'm going back, I don't want to die ......! "Run off the stage.

"Wang ......!" I saw a black shadow jump out, and the three-headed dog rushed out, and the three heads tore the cannon fodder B to pieces together!

"Wow! Calm down, calm down! Edgar Allan Poe wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, cleared his throat and said to the remaining 18 people: "It seems that our second player has also been eliminated, so let's set a rule!" We will draw lots, whoever is drawn will be the first to play, and the rest of the players will be invited to the lounge to rest for a while! ”