"Wait!"

"Huh?" Edgar Allan Poe turned his head to the person who spoke: "It's Mr. Bumpman, what's the matter, is there anything else you don't understand?"

Duan constantly looked at this guy from the m78 nebula curiously, this guy usually thinks of himself as righteous, and now it is estimated that the psychology of punishing evil and promoting good has exploded, so sit back and wait to see a good show!

Although Duan Zheng was also caught by the demon now, he didn't have much fear in his heart, and he was indeed stunned at first, because this was the first time he experienced a supernatural phenomenon, so it was inevitable that he felt a little uncomfortable. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

But when he heard the host named Edgar Allan Poe explain everything clearly, he was calm from the bottom of his heart. Because he was an ordinary person on the original earth, there was no more than him, and there was no more than him, and maybe he might have another change here.

At that time, the only thing he couldn't let go of was his parents, because he was an only child at home and the only boy in his family. Now that he has been kidnapped by demons and sent to hell, what should his parents do, and when they learn that there will be another self to carry out their obligations as a son, the only concern in his heart is also relaxed.

At this time, I saw the Bump Man of the M78 Nebula come out of the crowd, stretched out his finger and pointed at Edgar Allan Poe, and said with his peculiar mouth: "I don't care who you are, and I don't care if you are a demon or not, in short, everything that is unjust and evil should be destroyed, you drop, die, die, die!"

Edgar Allan Poe raised his eyebrows, looked Bumpman up and down, and suddenly laughed loudly: "Hahaha! You want to destroy me, too? Although you M78 Nebula people are really good at using the power of light, you are called 'children of light', but! ”

Edgar Allan Poe's tone instantly became eerie: "You're not qualified enough, have you forgotten what this place is?" Even if you forget, it's okay, then I'll tell you! ”

As soon as Edgar Allan Poe's tone fell, he rushed to Bumpman who was three meters away without saying a word, only to see Edgar Allan Poe punch Bumpman in the face, and Bumpman was knocked five meters away without even reacting.

"Wow!" Duan continued to see this scene, and his jaw almost didn't drop: "This host is too violent, even the bumpy man has been beaten away, and not only is the strength strong, even the sneak attack is so righteous and bright, it is really a model for my generation, the elite of the shameless world."

"Yaga Yalu!" Bumpman rubbed his chaotic head and struggled to get up: "You sneak attack, despicable, shameless ......."

Duan kept looking at the bumpy man whose face was swollen and as big as a bun, and he couldn't help but laugh in his heart: "This guy is really good enough, I wanted to come out and pretend to be a B, but I didn't expect B to become an SB instead of pretending to be himself."

It's no wonder that Duan kept laughing, and if there was a slow-motion camera, everyone present would be able to see it clearly, and Bumpman first condemned Edgar Allan Poe with a righteous face. Then he was punched in the face, and his righteous face first turned from surprise to anger, and finally when the fist was implemented, the anger immediately turned into horror, until he stood up at a loss.

If this is an anime, it is estimated that the majority of readers can now see the stars on the head when the concave man stands up, and the blankness can be vividly expressed, it can really be described as sweet and sour, spicy and salty, and it has all five flavors!

Bumpman stood up and condemned Edgar Allan Poe, accusing him of being a demon but still carrying out sneak attacks, and not being a gentleman. Edgar Allan Poe playfully looked at the more convex Bumpman, and said mockingly, "Sneak attack? Not a gentleman? Ha ha! Thank you for the compliment, don't you know that we demons are meant to be like this? ”

"It is our nature to be mean, shamelessness is our glory, and sneak attacks are our basic code of conduct. And you, don't know all this, so you're an SB, a big SB. ”

"You're ......! Damn, poof......! Bumpman looked at Edgar Allan Poe's face that was not afraid of boiling water, and was choked speechless, and he didn't slow down in one breath and went straight to the end, spitting blood into the sky.

But Edgar Allan Poe, the shameless devil, is obviously a no-brainer: "Yo Yo Yo! vomited blood, look at this 'elegant' blood-vomiting posture, it is really 'rare in the world'! Ladies and gentlemen, Ladies and gentlemen! ”

Edgar Allan Poe picked up the microphone and shouted to the audience around the studio: "Dear audience members and friends in front of the television, as you can see, our first show of "Hell Variety Show" since it aired was born. That is our Bump Man player from the M78 Nebula, who showed up to say that he personally showed us the M78 Nebula stunt 'vomiting blood ten catties', everyone looks at the blood-vomiting posture of this 'earth-shattering crying ghosts and gods', it is really a 'talk' extraordinary. ”

"Fellow players, you have to be careful!" Edgar Allan Poe turned the camera back to this: "Our debut of this show has appeared, he is Bumpman, will you feel pressure to see such an amazing amount of blood of Bumpman?"

Edgar Allan Poe actually took the microphone to Duan Zhi after speaking: "What is the name of this player?"

Duan Constant didn't expect this guy to come to this play, but he didn't have stage fright, and calmly responded: "In the next surname, Duan is constantly due, Duan is Duan is constantly due, not Duan is constantly not, breaking is Duan constantly breaking."

"Huh! All right! Edgar Allan Poe didn't expect Duan to reply, because now the rest of the players were already a little scared, and some of the most unbearable eyes could see a crystal clear liquid in them. But to Edgar Allan Poe's surprise, he originally just wanted to liven up the atmosphere and find a random topic, but he didn't expect the other party to actually answer.

Edgar Allan Poe is not a mortal (demon), as a professional (nonsense) host, he also reacted quickly, and asked Duan Zheng in a relaxed tone: "So, Mr. Duan, do you feel a lot of pressure in the face of this first-class Bumpman contestant, the first show you set in one fell swoop!"

"Hmm!" Duan kept nodding, pondered for a while, and said in a slightly worried tone: "This ......, the pressure!" Yes, there is, and for the wonderful performance of the Bumpman, I just want to say that you won. However, although the pressure is very high, I will not give up easily, I will use my strength to prove that I can eat with my face, but I have to sell my body! ”

"Huh?"

"Oh! No, it should be that I can eat with my face, but I have to use my own strength. ”

"Huh!" Edgar Allan Poe laughed, "Our Mr. Duan is very humorous!" However, such a high-spirited fighting spirit is also very good, our show is like this, live for your dreams, show yourself for yourself, everyone says yes! ”

"Shh......h The strange things in the audience, the head dog, the kobold, the birdman with the fork, the woman riding the pig, ....... But he didn't buy his account, and a chorus of boos broke out.

Edgar Allan Poe didn't care, ignoring the strange spectators, and ran to Bumpman again. By this time, Bumpman had stopped vomiting blood, but he fell to the ground motionless.

Edgar Allan Poe hurried over and pretended to roll Bumpman's eyelids (PS: Oh! By the way, Bumpman doesn't have eyelids, and some only have two light bulbs. ）

"Alas! What a pity! Edgar Allan Poe looked sorry: "God is jealous! The first contestant of our "Hell Variety Show" died heroically in this way. He ...... is Comrade Bumpman, who sacrificed himself for everyone, and he was great in life and great in death...... Aggrieved. His death is not a life, but a wonder and a hope in our art world! He left the stage of "Hell Variety Show" forever, this big family, although others have passed away, they still remain in everyone's hearts. ”

"Audience friends, let us observe an hour of silence!" After saying that, Edgar Allan Poe lowered his head first, and hurried to his feet with a solemn face.

"Oh! Wow! good！ Dog with ......! There was an amazing cheer from the audience, and there was a mess of animal sounds, like entering a zoo!

"Yay!" Edgar Allan Poe heard the excited voice of the audience, immediately stopped pretending to be garlic, and shouted with an excited microphone on his face: "It seems that the performance of our first contestant is very exciting, so easily mobilize the atmosphere of the scene, so the audience outside the stadium is also itchy?" Then go to the M78 Nebula and kill one or two Bump Men to comfort your hungry soul! ”

"Let's have the next contestant on the stage!" Edgar Allan Poe walked towards the crowd, and on the way, he did not forget to trample the body of Bumpman into a pulp, and then with a wave of his palm, the puddle of flesh disappeared.