"Hahahaha. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info "The Tyrannosaurus Beast is crying, no, the Tyrannosaurus Beast is even more sad, "I also want to be reincarnated, but there is a lift uncle who came to pick me up, but the lift is too small to fit me, and I have to squeeze it with all my hard work and say that I am overweight, and the lift can't be opened, hahahahahahaha ”

The inverted frieze couldn't help but ask; "Are you also a ghost, why do you sound worse than me?"

"Since it's so painful for you to be a human being and a ghost, why don't you let me help you get rid of it." Ah Jiu raised his sword and aimed it at the tyrannosaurus.

"Hahahahahaha

"If you have any other wishes, just say it, as long as I can do it, I will consider it."

"People have never been touched by a man until they die, and they are unwilling to die, if I can have a night with my little brother, I will go to the eighteenth layer of hell, and I am willing." The Tyrannosaurus Beast's two big dustpan hands were clasped together, and his face was full of intoxication.

Ah Jiutou shook like a rattle: "I would rather go to the eighteenth layer of hell than suffer this sin." ”

"It's not up to you." The Tyrannosaurus Beast's legs jumped and directly made a move Taishan to press the top, Ah Jiu rolled under the bed, and the Tyrannosaurus Beast slammed the bed open, "Haha, now look where you run, let me use it obediently." The Tyrannosaurus Beast spread its hands and fell down towards Ah Jiu.

"No, no." Ah Jiu struggled violently, took another bite of the blood on the tip of his tongue and spurted open the tyrannosaur beast, got up and dragged the door, was chased by the tyrannosaurus beast and dragged back, swished to take off Ah Jiu's coat, and swished to tear Ah Jiu's shirt again, "Oh, don't, don't." The tyrannosaurus took off Ah Jiu's pants again.

Ah Jiu happened to have the urge to urinate, and it was normal to be scared to pee when he encountered such a terrible thing, and the cannon was aimed at the tyrannosaur beast, and the boom forced the tyrannosaurus beast to dare not approach for the time being.

"Wow, it's still a boy chicken, give me the first time." The tyrannosaurus beast became very excited, looking at Ah Jiu hungrily.

"No, I'd rather die." Ah Jiu opened the window and jumped without hesitation, and Hao did not hesitate.

"Smack, ahhh

"Oops, fortunately, Mrs. Zhang lives on the second floor, ouch." Ah Jiu got up and looked around, fortunately there was no one, otherwise he would have no face to see anyone.

After some observation, Ah Jiu suddenly found that there were a few willow trees planted under this building, Ah Jiu immediately broke a willow branch, this revenge can not be avenged, but it is not possible to cover the body without clothes, Ah Jiu returned to the corridor, the guy has not woken up, Ah Jiu bowed to the guy three times, and took off the guy's shirt and pants.

"Bang bang." Ah Jiu went up to the second floor and knocked on the door again.

Mrs. Zhang was surprised: "Master, aren't you catching ghosts inside?" ”

"I'm, I'm, I'm, oh, it's my brother Xing Sun who catches ghosts in the house, and I'm his younger brother Xing Sun, and I'm here to help." Ah Jiu didn't know how to explain it, so when he entered the house again, the tyrannosaurus beast cried with joy when he saw Ah Jiu.

"Little brother, I thought I would never see you again, hahahahahahahahahaha

"Hey, hey, do you want me to vomit bile, you guy, can you listen to me first?"

"Little brother, if you have something to say, don't you say it, it's not three words, I'm so moved, you say it, the more meaty it is, the more I love to listen."

"Have you ever thought about losing weight?"

"Can ghosts lose weight?" Tyrannosaurus said in surprise.

"Of course, why can't people lose weight."

"I'm afraid I won't be able to persevere, but only you are with me, even if it is a lot of hardship, I have no hesitation." The Tyrannosaurus Beast was moved and intoxicated again.

"Of course I'll be with you, don't worry, this method is fast and effective, no tiredness, no running, no medicine, no injections, no rebound, no charge, just one minute of treatment, yes, you heard it right, it only takes one minute, you can completely change your life, how about it, are you excited?"

"The heart is moved, the heart is moved, what is the method?"

"It's time for me to act." Ah Jiu raised the willow branch and struck the tyrannosaurus beast hard.

The wailing, shouting, and beating were incessant.

"The willow branch fights the ghost, hit three inches shorter, hit three inches shorter, I hit, I hit, I hit, hit." The willow branch ruthlessly whipped the tyrannosaurus beast's body, and beat the tyrannosaur beast until it was a juvenile, and it became the size of a basketball before waving its hand.

"Wow, you really hit it into a ball." The inverted frieze interjected.

"You scoundrel, you lie to me, you lie to me, hahahahahahaha

"I didn't lie to you, didn't you lose weight?" Ah Jiu picked up the tyrannosaurus beast and threw it to the ground, and the tyrannosaurus beast bounced up, "Haha, you're not useless, hehe, the elasticity is good, one, two, three." Ah Jiu slapped the tyrannosaurus beast like a basketball, counting as he patted it.

"One twenty-eight, one hundred twenty-nine, one hundred thirteen, one hundred thirty-one, hey, upside down, am I very talented at basketball?"

"I don't know if you have basketball talent, I just know that you are inhuman."

"Wow, I'll sue you for slander if you talk nonsense, oops." Ah Jiuyi was distracted and didn't photograph the Tyrannosaurus.

"One hundred and thirty-three, forget it, forget it, let's see if I have football talent."

"Don't, don't torture me, hahahahaha." The tyrannosaurus beast wailed and begged for mercy, and it was strange that Ah Jiu could spare it.

Ah Jiu kicked the tyrannosaurus beast to the wall, bounced back and kicked again, and when Ah Jiu was tired, he practiced shooting, the window was the goal, the first kick hit the door frame, the second kick hit the door frame, and the third kick hit the door frame again. "Ah Jiu lost his patience." Looks like I'm going to have to test if I have baseball talent. Ah Jiu picked up the Tyrannosaurus Beast and the Taishang Nine Kings Demon Slaying Sword, threw the Tyrannosaurus Beast up, raised the back of the sword and slapped it fiercely.

"A home run."

"I won, I won, I won, I won it, hahahahaha."

Out of the house, Ah Jiu was still laughing, immersed in the joy of victory.

Mrs. Zhang didn't know if Ah Jiu was crazy, so she asked tentatively, "Master, how is my daughter?" ”

Ah Jiu restrained his smile and said: "I have already subdued the evil ghost, your daughter was possessed by the demon and injured her vitality, drink a little more rice wine, and she will wake up in a while." ”

"Thank you master, thank you master, I don't know how much it costs for the master to charge a ghost?" Mrs. Zhang asked nervously.

"How much do you get a month?" Ah Jiu asked.

"I sell clothes for people, and I only have 3,000 yuan a month."

"If it's convenient, give me a thousand, if it's not convenient, it doesn't matter if it's a few hundred yuan, just as much as you mean, we cultivators are not greedy for money." (To be continued.) )