Chapter 30: Doom
"Let me first make an assumption, if I hadn't been passing through here, I wouldn't have been able to save you, this kind of coincidence is called fate. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”
"And if I had not been a man of righteousness and courage, I would not have gone out of my way to save you, and this act would be called righteousness,"
"Besides, if I didn't pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, I would never send you back without fear of trouble, this kind of behavior is called love."
"Affection and righteousness plus fate, you say, how should you repay me?" Qiusheng sat cross-legged on a chair and said.
Xiaoyu bowed her head shyly and said, "I think I should make a promise by myself, right?" ”
"Most people use this method."
"Please wait here for me for a moment." Xiao Yu finished speaking and went into the bathroom.
"It's so easy, there are only two possibilities for this situation, either you dream or you meet a ghost."
Xiaoyu came in wrapped in a bathrobe and sat on the bed, Qiusheng said: "Miss, I was just joking with you just now, I will never take advantage of people's danger, I still have something to go first, if there is a fate, I will come to you another day." ”
At this moment, Ah Jiu was walking on the road, carrying a bunch of charms in his arms, a soul-fixing hairpin in his pocket, and a demon sword of the Nine Kings on his back, thinking in his heart whether to kill the ghost and scatter the soul of this ghost or never be reborn, walking downstairs, Ah Jiu found a guy lying on his back on the ground, looking like he had been beaten very badly.
Ah Jiu is a warm-hearted person, how can he sit idly by, Ah Jiu stepped forward and helped that person up and pinched him and asked, "Hey, who was beaten so badly by you, do you need me to call an ambulance for you?" ”
"Ahhh The guy couldn't speak, and nodded his head three times.
Ah Jiu touched his pocket, "Oh, I didn't bring my phone, did you bring it?" ”
"Sum, yes." The guy nodded three more times.
"Give it to me, I'll help you call ninety-nine-one."
"Oooh." The guy pointed to his pocket.
Ah Jiu took out the guy's mobile phone and said, "Hey, why doesn't your phone have buttons?" ”
"Ahem, ahem." The guy coughed three times, closed his eyes, and fainted again.
"Hey, hey, let's get back to it."
"Boom, boom." There was a thunderclap in the sky, and heavy rain was falling.
"It was still a bright moon just now, why did there suddenly be a thunderstorm on a dry day?"
Ah Jiu wiped his face with cinnabar, "Sure enough, the main culprit of the drought thunder is undoubtedly on me." ”
I can't catch ghosts, alas, I've already arrived at the door, so there is a reason not to go in, how can a cultivator sit idly by when he encounters a ghost and harm people, forget it, it's a blessing or a curse or a curse that can't be avoided, Ah Jiu wiped his face and dragged that guy into the corridor, went up to the second floor and knocked on the door of Mrs. Zhang's house.
"May I ask who you are?" A middle-aged woman came out of the door.
"You are Mrs. Zhang, I heard that you have encountered unsolvable trouble, I am a Taoist priest, I don't know if I can help you in any way."
"Daoist?" Mrs. Zhang invited Ah Jiu in, took Ah Jiu to the girl's room, pointed to a girl tied to the bed and said, "This is my daughter, I don't know what dirty things are entangled, Dao Chief, you must help her." ”
"Well, I'll do my best, Mrs. Zhang, you can wait outside first." Mrs. Zhang walked out of the house and slammed the door shut.
"Men, men." The girl suddenly opened her eyes and shouted these two words.
"What man?" Ah Jiu was puzzled.
"Man, I want man, I want man."
"What do you want a man for?"
"Go up, go up on me, I want a man on me."
"Ah, it seems that your physiological needs are very heavy, but people and ghosts have different paths, you still need to find male ghosts." Ah Jiu patiently persuaded.
"No, no, the male ghost is useless, I want a man, if you are a man, come to me, man, come on."
"Wow, you slut silver baby, you want me to be unsure of the evening, no."
"If you can't do it, you have to do it." The girl screamed and broke the rope and stood up, her two eyes looked at Ah Jiuzhi's light, looking up and down, reaching out and wiping the saliva that kept flowing from the corners of her mouth with her sleeve, "Not bad, hehe, not bad, do you want to go up or down?" ”
"What's up and down?" Ah Jiu took out two talismans and looked at the girl vigilantly.
"I'm asking if you want to be on top or down there?" The girl smiled and wiped her saliva and asked Ah Jiu.
"What's up and down, don't talk nonsense, let's die." Ah Jiu raised two talismans, one on the girl's forehead and the other on the girl's chest, and the girl grabbed Ah Jiu's hand stretched out to her chest and said with a smile: "I didn't expect you to be so anxious, come, you come and touch the soft or not, you come and touch the hard it." ”
"You're dead." Ah Jiu took out the talisman and continued to paste it, but it had no effect, the talisman was wet with rain, and it was all blurred.
The girl took the initiative to attack, grabbed Ah Jiu's two arms, stretched out her mouth to kiss Ah Jiu's mouth, Ah Jiu hurriedly tilted her head to the left to avoid the girl's attack, and the girl's second round Ah Jiu tilted her head to the right to avoid the attack, the girl was in a hurry, and threw Ah Jiu on the bed with a whoosh, pressed Ah Jiu's two arms with her legs, and pressed Ah Jiu's head with both hands.
"Hee-hee, you can't avoid it now, right?"
The girl pouted and kissed her, at this critical juncture, Ah Jiu bit the tip of her tongue and spurted out a mouthful of blood, the girl screamed and lay on Ah Jiu's body, a soul was forced out of the girl's body, the zombie tyrannosaurus beast, the complete body of the ghost, height 230, weight 800, measurements: 290/280/260, the trick is, invincible horror scares people to death.
The tyrannosaurus beast was forced out of the girl's body and still refused to give up, "Man, I'm going to condemn you tonight." The tyrannosaurus beast roared and rushed towards Ah Jiu, Ah Jiu pushed the girl away and rolled over and rolled out of bed, and the Taishang Nine Kings Demon Sword swept away the tyrannosaurus beast, "Wait a minute, wait a minute, vomit." Ah Jiu's stomach rolled and vomited.
"Inverted frieze, you come out, I'll introduce you to someone."
"Forget it, you better let me go, I don't want this kind of goods."
The Tyrannosaurus Beast was very emotional, and its deformed face turned fierce, "You men are all like this, all of you are villains, all of you are villains, all of you are villains, you are all villains, you are going to rape you first and then kill you." The Tyrannosaurus pounced in a rage
"Don't, don't, ah, beauty, don't." Ah Jiu was so frightened that he screamed.
The Tyrannosaurus Beast froze in place, "Beauty? Hahahahahaha, whether in life or after death, you are the first person to call me a beauty, hahahahahaha, I am so moved, I decided not to kill you, I want to marry you. "Some people cry when they cry, they cry and cry.
"Don't don't, listen to me, since you're dead, why don't you reincarnate, maybe if you return to the furnace and reshape, you can become a beauty and be sought after by men." (To be continued.) )