Chapter 16: If you have the ability, you will fight me (ask for recommendation, reward)
After being chased for more than half an hour, Tang Seng escaped from the terror of Tai Bai Xing with the help of Yi Ren and Sha Manhua. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
By the way, Shamanhua originally wanted to be the one who didn't see it. But Tang Seng finally ran behind her to hide, and was forced to helplessly, so he helped him stop Tai Bai Xing.
Just when Sha Manhua's angry gaze did not exist, Tang Seng didn't know where to find a fruit, so he came to sit on the stone steps, and from time to time glared at his Tai Bai Xing with murderous eyes, and then sat down beside her.
Stuffing the fruit into Tai Bai Xing's hand, Tang Seng smiled and said, "Dissipate the gas, dissipate the gas." ”
Tai Bai Xing gritted his teeth: "If I kill you, I will dissipate my anger!" ”
Tang Seng: "......"
Quietly moving a few positions, Tang Seng smiled dryly: "I've known each other for so long, don't say such ruthless words." ”
"Hmph, this kind of thing, let's talk about it when your unbeaten virtue and mouth are changed."
With a cold snort, Tai Bai Xing also moved a few positions away, and he didn't look at Tang Seng.
"Venus in the eyes?" Sensing Tai Bai Xing's indifference, Tang Seng shouted tentatively.
Tai Bai Xing looked at the sky and ignored him.
"Venus in the eyes?"
Tang Seng shouted again, but Tai Bai Xing still ignored him.
"Eyes are Venus, eyes are Venus, eyes are Venus......" The more Tai Bai Xing ignored him, the more cheerful Tang Seng screamed.
I don't know how many times I was shouted, Tai Bai Xing finally couldn't stand Tang Seng's noise anymore, and stuffed the fruit in her hand into the mouth of Tang Seng who was shouting and shouting, and then rubbed it into the mouth of Tang Seng who came next to her, she glared at him angrily: "Didn't you see that I was looking at the scenery?" It's noisy and annoying! ”
Tang Seng was very thick-skinned, and he ignored Tai Bai Xing's anger at all, and said with a smile: "Isn't this that you haven't spoken all the time, for fear that something will wrong with you?" ”
Tai Bai Xing was furious: "Talking to you, I'll be angry, right?!" Also, how many times have I said it, my job title is too platinum, not a gold star! ”
The more he talked, the more excited he became, and in the end, Tai Bai Xing had already poked his finger into Tang Seng's forehead. There was no such cold performance as in the past, and she poked her fingers on Tang Seng's forehead: "Too platinum star, too platinum star, it's too platinum star!" ”
"I know, I know, I don't have to say a word three times."
Avoiding Tai Bai Xing's fingers, Tang Seng took a bite of the fruit and said vaguely: "I forgot to ask yesterday." Why are you here? ”
Tai Bai Xing: "......"
It's too platinum! I really wanted to shout like this, but looking at Tang Seng's appearance of eating fruit and eating, Tai Bai Xing suddenly didn't bother to waste energy with him to make him change his words...... Definitely won't change anyway.
Thinking about it sullenly, Tai Bai Xing decided to ignore Tang Seng.
However......
"Eye ......"
"Stop, stop, stop shouting, I say, I say."
I was really afraid of Tang Seng's grinding ability to shout without opening his mouth, and as soon as he said the words, Tai Bai Xing decisively made a pause action against him, and didn't dare to ignore him.
Because he still didn't want to say too much to someone who owed a beating, he was too stingy with this word, and said concisely: "Zhen Yuanzi Daxian wedding, I am invited to come." ”
Tang Seng gnawed on the fruit for a moment, and said strangely: "Becoming a parent, that woman also called a guest?" ”
Don't bother him, don't bother him, don't bother him.
She had been silently reciting this sentence in her heart, and in the end, Xu couldn't help but take care of Tang Seng, she looked at Tang Seng with disdain: "Zhen Yuanzi Daxian is the ancestor of the earth immortals, and getting married is a lifelong event, how can she not invite guests." ”
Speaking of this, Tai Bai Xing looked at Tang Seng with even more disdain: "I don't know what kind of blessing you guys have gotten, and they will be looked at by Zhen Yuanzi Daxian, is it because of your eloquent mouth?" ”
"Nonsense, it's obviously because I'm handsome!"
Tai Bai Xing: "......"
Looking at Tang Seng's righteous and stern appearance, Tai Bai Xing was embarrassed, and couldn't help but sneer: "Because you are handsome, you have the face to say this." ”
"It's easy to say, the skin is only a third inch thinner than the earth, and that person is talking about uncle."
Trembling his eyebrows triumphantly, Tang Seng threw away the kernel in his hand, and couldn't help but start complaining: "And don't say anything about the blessing of you, when you meet that crazy woman, it is obviously the uncle's blood mold that has fallen for eight lifetimes." I just fainted for a while, but when I woke up, I found that I was someone else's groom, who can understand that depressed mood? ”
didn't look at Tai Bai Xing's reaction to his words, Tang Seng patted his thigh, looked up to the sky at a forty-five degree angle and sighed: "Uncle, I have always sold myself and not my art, but this time I was actually sold by my apprentice, and I failed, what a failure." ”
Tai Bai Xing glanced at Tang Seng obliquely, and said angrily: "It's a show of art and not a good body, right?" Also, can you be on point when you pat your legs, don't keep doing anything to my thighs? ”
Tang Seng: "......"
No wonder it doesn't feel right, it turns out that I accidentally shot the wrong place again. After a pause, Tang Seng, who was muttering in his heart, smiled dryly: "Don't care about those details, don't care about those details." ”
I have known Tang Seng for several years, and I also know what virtues he has, although he always likes to use his hands and feet, but it is all his self-familiar, informal, and extremely indebted character, and he has no dirty thoughts at all, so even if he inadvertently takes advantage of him this time, Tai Bai Xing is too lazy to worry about him.
There's no way, if she had to worry about everything with Tang Seng, she would have been angry for the past few years!
Snorted coldly to express his disdain for Tang Seng, Tai Bai Xing put his hands on his knees, and his eyes couldn't help but fall on Sha Manhua, who was listening to what Yiren said not far away, and was smiling happily.
After looking at it for a while, it wasn't until Shamanhua noticed that Tai Bai Xing was looking at her and looked back and smiled, and Tai Bai Xing also smiled back, and then she withdrew her eyes.
Looking at Tang Seng, who was suddenly quiet and was looking at the sky with his hands on his cheeks and not knowing what to think, Tai Baixing suddenly said, "Thank you." ”
"Hey, what are you talking about?"
Manhua she ...... Thank you for taking care of you. When he said this, the look of the white gold was rarely weak.
Turning his head and staring at Tai Bai Xing for a while, Tang Seng was very suspicious: "Why do you suddenly have such a good attitude, you guy...... It can't be fake, right? ”
Reaching out and wanting to poke at Tai Bai Xing's face, but in her cold gaze, Tang Seng coughed dryly and withdrew his hand. After glancing at her chest first, Tang Seng said seriously: "Okay, look at your chest...... No, it's the attitude, you should be really right. ”
With such a broad mind, no one should be able to pretend to be able to do so.
Tai Bai Xing: "......"
The corners of his eyes jumped, and Tai Bai Xing finally resisted the urge to take out the jade pipa and call Tang Seng in his face, and then kill him.
This damn bastard! In the future, you must find an opportunity to give him a smothering stick, and then beat him up!
glared at Tang Seng viciously, and Tai Bai Xing couldn't help but laugh. She lowered her head and held her forehead, looking extremely helpless: "You sinister guy, I was really damaged by you." ”
would actually think about beating people with a stick, isn't this being broken? Also, when others say thank you, shouldn't they say they don't need to thank you? This atmosphere killer, how can so many people like it!
Tang Seng was very dissatisfied: "Don't talk about it, open your eyes and take a good look, where am I insidious, uncle?" The right eye is upright, the left eye is honest, and there are two words on the forehead, you dare to say that the uncle is insidious, what a guy with no eyes. ”
Raising his head and looking at Tang Seng with a face full of righteous indignation, as if he had been wronged by the sky, Tai Baixing couldn't help but smile again: "What integrity, honesty and good people, what I clearly see is insidious, treacherous and underwhelming." ”
Tang Seng: "......"
Tang Seng's face darkened, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Venus in your eyes, are you deliberately finding fault?" ”
"What's the matter, you have the ability to fight me?"
Tai Bai Xing responded with a smile, then got up and patted Tang Seng on the shoulder, and left happily.
He has always been the only one who provoked others, but this time he was provoked, Tang Seng was suddenly furious, looking at the beautiful back of Tai Bai Xing, he gritted his teeth: "You dare to mock the uncle...... Fake! This eye-popping Venus must be a fake! ”
Lianhua's voice suddenly came out, and she said with disdain: "Don't make excuses, she's like that, it's clear that you guys brought her bad." ”
Tang Seng became even more popular: "Dead chick, are you also here to find uncle?" ”
Lianhua said happily: "What's the matter, you have the ability to beat me?" ”
Tang Seng: "......"
If you have the ability, you should never appear in front of the uncle, otherwise the uncle will definitely beat your ass!
Viciously wrote down Lianhua in his heart, Tang Seng ignored her, stood up with his hands on the ground and stood up as if he was in the air, and came to Mo Xing.
After glancing at the dejected Mo Xing for a while, Tang Seng didn't say anything, but squatted down and reached out to pull her soft bear ears.
The cute bear ears moved, Mo Xing raised his head and glanced at Tang Seng, and then continued to bow his head, maintaining such a dejected momentum, counting the ants.
Tang Seng still didn't speak, just put his hand rubbing Mo Xing's ears on her fleshy and hand-felt thief's face, and then rubbed it happily.
After being bullied by Tang Seng for a long time, Mo Xing finally couldn't maintain that frustrated appearance of not caring about anything, raised her head, her small mouth was high, her eyes were wide open, and she said very unhappily: "What are you doing?" ”
"Isn't that what I should ask?" Withdrawing his hand, Tang Seng said angrily: "From just now to now, I haven't seen you in spirit, why are you keeping your head down and hanging your head down?" ”
Mo Xing said loudly: "I'm not discouraged! ”
"Oh, can you tell me what you did before? Count ants? ”
I wanted to answer that it was right, but looking at Tang Seng's smiling expression, Mo Xing couldn't say anything. After a while, he realized that he couldn't lie, especially the lie that could deceive Tang Seng, Mo Xing had no choice but to admit defeat in frustration: "Okay, okay, don't look at me like that, I admit that I was really depressed just now." ”
The bear ears seemed to have lost their spirits, and they were half-folded softly, and Mo Xing said in a sullen voice: "I obviously said that I would protect Tang Seng and you, but every time something happens, I can't do anything." Tang Seng, am I useless. ”
"That's right. Stupid, stupid and easy to deceive, Xiao Hei, you really don't use it much. ”
I thought that Tang Seng would comfort himself, but he actually answered correctly, and said those words, the psychological gap was so big, it was as if he fell directly from Biluo to Huangquan, and Mo Xing almost didn't cry. She looked at Tang Seng with tears in her eyes: "If you don't comfort me, forget it, you actually say I'm stupid, Tang Seng, you are too much!" ”
Pinching Mo Xing's face, Tang Seng smiled and said, "Tell me the truth, if you don't accept it, you will beat me." ”
Mo Xing: "......"
"Bad Tang Seng, I'll fight with you!"
Angry for a while, Mo Xing wiped his tearful eyes, and pounced forward, pounced on Tang Seng with his teeth and claws. Tang Seng didn't hide, but opened his hand and caught the rushing Mo Xing accurately...... In other words, the quasi-accurate one was knocked down by the ink star.
"Bad Tang Seng, bad Tang Seng, bad Tang Seng." Like an angry little girl, Mo Xing, who was riding on Tang Seng's body, slapped Tang Seng's chest angrily.
"Okay, okay, you stupid little ghost, it should be enough to fight for so long, right?"
After letting Mo Xing vent for a while, Tang Seng smiled and grabbed her hand.
"Not enough, not enough at all." said loudly in a huff, but Mo Xing still didn't resist Tang Seng's hand obediently, but after stopping, he turned his face away in an awkward way.
Mo Xing muttered: "I actually said I was stupid, and I also said that I was a little ghost, a bad Tang monk, a bad Tang monk." ”
"Really, how old are you, why are you still as awkward as a child?" Reaching out and rubbing Mo Xing's head vigorously, Tang Seng sat up cross-legged and hugged her petite physique in his arms.
Tang Seng smiled: "It's not stupid." I ask you, what do you think I would let you go on the road with you in the first place? ”
"This ......" frowned and thought for a while, Mo Xing raised his hand and shouted: "Pick up the luggage!" ”
From the beginning to the present, almost all the luggage along the way is Mo Xing pick!
Tang Seng: "......"
Tang Seng was full of black lines, and he couldn't help but give Mo Xing's head a light touch: "What do you want me to take you on the road to let you pick up your luggage?" Didn't you pick up your luggage yourself? ”
"Looks like it." Cute eyes widened, Mo Xing covered his head and became indignant: "Bully me again, bad Tang Seng!" ”
"Who made you wronged this little ghost?" After pinching Mo Xing's little nose angrily, causing her to wrinkle her nose with dissatisfaction, Tang Seng said: "Don't think too much, the reason why I took you on the road to learn the scriptures was because you said that you hated a person and wanted to leave Heifeng Mountain to go somewhere else, but I was afraid that I would be too stupid and would be deceived and sold on the road, so I wanted to follow me, so I took you on the road." ”
With a puffed up face, wide-eyed eyes, and raised eyebrows, Mo Xing shouted very imposingly: "There is no middle sentence!" ”
"Really...... So you tell me, what is it? ”
Pretending to be surprised, Tang Seng smiled and made a scissor hand at Mo Xing.
"Hmph, you lied to me twice, do you think you can lie to me a third time?" With a snort, Mo Xing said confidently: "It's not two, it's fingers!" ”
"Wrong, it's a hand."
"Hey, hey! So cunning, you used to say fingers and numbers! ”
Shaking his hand, in Mo Xing's angry expression, Tang Seng laughed: "Who made you so stupid, remember next time, before answering, ask me if I am asking about the details or the whole." ”
Waving bear ears, he lowered his head, and understood that Mo Xing, who had been fooled by Tang Seng again this time, was depressed.
No longer teasing Mo Xing, Tang Seng lowered his head and pressed his forehead against Mo Xing's forehead, and then smiled: "Okay, you stupid fool remembered for me, I let you go on the road together not because you are useful, but because you said that you don't want to be alone, you want companions, so you will be happy, so we can come here together." So, don't be depressed all the time, and cheer me up. If you're constantly frustrated and unhappy, be careful to spank you. ”
Raising her head, her face was almost close to Tang Seng's face, Mo Xing looked at Tang Seng who was close at hand, from his dark eyes, she not only saw her own reflection, but also saw the full pampering and gentleness that surrounded her.
Looking, staring blankly, Mo Xing suddenly came back to his senses, and then nodded vigorously: "En!" ”
As soon as he got up from Tang Seng's arms and showed him a bright smile full of vitality, Mo Xing ran away and happily joined the sparring between Sun Wukong and Yin Yue in the courtyard...... Of course, she joined Yinyue's side.
"This guy is recovering really fast."
Scratching his head, he hugged Jia, who had never seen it before, but now came out of nowhere, into his arms, Tang Seng touched her supple back and asked, "Where did you go just now?" ”
Jia Yang raised his chin, so Tang Seng understood where it was before.
"You're really laid-back when you go to the roof to bask in the sun."
Laughing and flicking Jia's head, Tang Seng got up, and then climbed onto the roof in three or two, leisurely basking in the sun.
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