Chapter 15: If you don't die, you will die, and if you die, you will not die Tang Seng (ask for recommendations, reward)
ran wildly all the way, until he confirmed that Tai Bai Xing would not suddenly appear, and then slapped himself to death with a jade pipa, Tang Seng stopped. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info first glanced around and found that there was no one nearby, so he complained angrily to Lianhua: "You stinky chick, why don't you tell your uncle that there are gold stars in the house, or the kind without clothes?!" ”
"Isn't that a surprise?"
"Surprise?" As soon as he remembered what happened before, Tang Seng couldn't help but be angry: "That's obviously a frightening bastard!" If you hadn't slipped away fast, would you have wanted me to die again!? ”
If it weren't for his cleverness, he would have died again...... No, it's not eighty percent, it's the kind that is determined to die again, and it's the kind that doesn't have a whole body! As soon as he thought of the consequences of being caught by Tai Bai Xing, Tang Seng shuddered.
10,000 broken corpses, 10,000 broken corpses, 10,000 broken corpses!
"An-la-a-la, you're so slippery, there's no way you'll be caught by her." After comforting her, Lianhua said again: "And even if you are accidentally caught, with your relationship with her, Tai Bai Xing will not let you die without a body." ”
Lianhua cruelly told the truth: "At most, eight pieces or five horses will be divided." ”
Tang Seng was so angry that he almost didn't jump up: "Isn't that still a dead bastard!" ”
Lianhua didn't say anything, but hummed a little song happily.
Itchy by Lianhua's actions, Tang Seng said angrily: "Change the tune!" ”
"Yes~" With a cheerful elongated voice, Lianhua changed the tune.
The gentle melody echoed in his ears, and Tang Seng took his hands and slowly returned to the courtyard where Sun Wukong and them were.
As for why you go back, it's simple, go see Shamanhua!
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Returning to the land of right and wrong, Tang Seng did not jump out directly to find death, but first hid behind a pillar in the corridor, and looked at the situation in the courtyard with a shy.
It is estimated that it is the blessing of the scream of Tai Bai Xing, and there are many people who have appeared in the empty courtyard of time and space before, to be precise, except for Tai Bai Xing, Jia and Zhu Lengyou.
Shamanhua sat in the corner of the courtyard and listened to the Yiren, basking in the sun by the way; Yin Yue is fighting and exercising with Sun Wukong...... Well, it's actually just a one-sided training; There is also Mo Xing, I don't know what is wrong, he is squatting on the side alone and looking down to count the dust on the ground, the bear ears that have always been full of energy are half-folded, and he looks very depressed.
After observing the situation in the courtyard for a while, he didn't see the female star of Tai Bai Xing, Tang Seng suddenly clapped his hands with joy: "Ha, the girl with Venus in her eyes is not here, it's really good!" ”
Just when Tang Seng was overjoyed and was about to swagger out, a voice that seemed to be ridiculous, but full of murderous intent, suddenly came from behind him: "Oh, the beast monk who trespassed into the innocent woman's room, are you looking for me?" ”
Tang Seng: "......"
Cold sweat covered his forehead, and he fell from heaven to hell in an instant, and Tang Seng's smiling face, who was forced by the killing intent like a thorn in his back, froze for a moment. Stiff, like a puppet, he turned his head blankly, and a warm breath spilled on his face.
Looking at the smile on the face of Tai Bai Xing, who was close at hand and his face was almost attached to himself, which made people look at it and was full of hair, Tang Seng's heart exploded, and he was suddenly terrified: "You, why are you here?!" ”
"Of course, I'm looking for you." The plump red lips curled dangerously, and the half-squinted eyes flashed with coldness, and Tai Bai Xing smiled like a flower: "Ninety-nine and one hundred, how many times do you want to die?" ”
Tang Seng: "......"
One hundred and ninety-nine times, it seems that there is no difference? Grunting his Adam's apple, Tang Seng, who ran away without paying attention, rolled his eyes and said cautiously: "That...... Don't die once, okay? ”
"What do you say?" Tai Bai Xing put his hand on Tang Seng's shoulder, and smiled even brighter.
Tang Seng: "......"
Sensing the increasingly strong hand on his shoulder, Tang Seng suddenly secretly screamed in his heart.
Death, death! Death, death!
Because of the panic, his eyes turned more happily, and suddenly, his eyes widened suddenly, Tang Seng raised his hand and pointed behind Tai Bai Xing, shouting: "Look, there are pigs flying in the sky!" ”
Saying that, Tang Seng didn't care about Tai Bai Xing's reaction, decisively broke away from her hand, then turned around and jumped out of the corridor, running away like a frightened rabbit.
As soon as his hand was empty, someone who was holding it disappeared, shook his hand in a daze, and Tai Bai Xing, who reacted that the person had slipped away, suddenly became furious. As soon as his hand was raised, the starlight flickered, and the accompanying magic weapon jade pipa appeared in his arms, and followed Tang Seng out of the corridor, chasing Tang Seng all over the courtyard Tai Bai Xing shouted angrily: "Hugh go!" You shameless thief, see me do the right thing for heaven today, and let you go to hell! ”
"Not to die! By the way, don't slap your face when chasing! Responding loudly, Tang Seng ran faster.
"Shut up!" Seeing that Tang Seng was being chased, he still dared to put forward conditions, Tai Bai Xing suddenly became angry, and he chased faster.
Being treated as a rabbit in the courtyard by Tai Bai Xing waving a jade pipa a few times, Tang Seng suddenly accelerated with a brisk step, and then hid in the courtyard while basking in the sun, while smiling behind the lively Shamanhua and Yiren.
"Yiren, Manhua help, you want to kill people with Venus in your eyes!"
I didn't feel that there was anything wrong with asking for help from the apprentice, who was still a female apprentice, Yiren and Shamanhua, and after coming behind the two, Tang Seng shouted decisively.
"Love, you, it's really uncomfortable if you don't toss something every day." sighed helplessly, even if he understood that it must be Tang Seng who was causing trouble, which caused him to be chased all over the yard, Yiren still got up and responded to Tang Seng's call for help, and stopped Tai Bai Xing for him.
Seeing that Tang Seng actually had the face to ask Yiren for help, Tai Bai Xing suddenly became angry: "You actually asked Yiren to help you, do you bastard want to make a face?!" ”
"Don't!"
Tai Bai Xing: "......"
Stunned by Tang Seng's decisive answer, Tai Bai Xing was speechless for a while. However, when she came back to her senses, she almost didn't tilt her nose: "Don't even want a face, you shameless bastard!" ”
"Thanks to the compliment, I will continue to work hard."
“…… I'm not praising you!! ”
Proudly arching his hand to show his modesty, Tang Seng took Yiren's position in the roar of Tai Bai Xing and sat next to Sha Manhua.
Affectionately put his arm on Sha Manhua's shoulder, he grinned: "I'm actually in the mood to bask in the sun, it seems that Manhua has replied well." ”
Well, listening to the Yiren, it seems to be your credit.
Sha Manhua smiled, and his eyes slanted at Tang Seng's hand on his shoulder: Also, can you not hook your shoulders every time? It's very annoying.
"Don't worry about the details. People who dwell on the details are stupid. ”
Ignoring Sha Manhua's complaints, Tang Seng not only didn't let go, but also slapped it twice, and said with a smile: "It's just a hook on your shoulders, you must know that Manhua was brought back for the teacher." ”
Shamanhua: "......"
It's okay not to say it, but when he mentioned this reddish Sha Manhua, he couldn't help but get angry, and glared at Tang Seng fiercely: Hugh mentions this! Hongu himself can obviously go, but you guy actually did something to Hongu without saying a word, it's too much!
If he hadn't had to disguise himself, and he understood that Tang Seng didn't have any crooked thoughts, Sha Manhua had already killed Tang Seng and let him go fishing and play in the Santu River.
"Hey, when did you change your name?" Glancing at Sha Manhua in surprise, Tang Seng shrugged his shoulders indifferently: "Do you think you think about the teacher, it's not that Manhua is too delicate, if it weren't for the pity you at that time, I was afraid that you would fall down after taking two steps, and I wouldn't bother to hug you for the teacher." ”
As he spoke, he also complained, "You're heavy." ”
Shamanhua: "......"
Although he knew that Tang Seng was the kind of virtue that would die if he didn't die, and he would die if he didn't find fault, but when he heard that he dared to say that he was heavy, Sha Manhua couldn't help but jump out of the corner of his eyes, and his face darkened.
I didn't want to worry about anything with Tang Seng, and after Lianjiao inadvertently stepped on his foot so that he almost didn't jump, Sha Manhua nodded with a smile: The weather is good today.
Tang Seng: "......"
Women, even if they feel noble and temperamental, are really cautious guys!
Tang Seng, who was indignant in his heart and wanted to jump in pain, didn't dare to find Shamanhua's stubble - he was too close, for fear of being kicked by her again! Persimmon picked a soft pinch, anyway, Tai Bai Xing was stopped by the Yiren and couldn't get over, Tang Seng decisively vented his anger on her.
I saw Tang Seng glancing at Tai Bai Xing...... 's chest, and then he put aside his face, shook his head, and pretended to be careless and said: "Big chest and no brain~"
Tai Bai Xing: "......"
The angry expression froze, and Tai Bai Xing almost didn't give Tang Seng that big chest and no brains.
Don't think that I don't know who you're talking about without naming me, and think that I didn't find out who you're staring at just now?! Calm down three thousand times in anger, Tai Bai Xing, who felt that he could no longer lose his temper in front of Shamanhua (in fact, he had already lost it just now), tried to take a deep breath, trembling his eye-catching big breasts, trying to calm himself down.
So Tang Seng said again: "Big chest and no brain~~"
Tai Bai Xing: "......"
Calm down, be calm, be calm. Holding the jade pipa in his arms, his five fingers were white, Tai Bai Xing took a deep breath, took a deep breath, gritted his teeth and took two steps back, just as Tang Seng's sentence of being big-chested and brainless did not exist.
Yo, so bearable? Surprised to see that there was staring down at the floor, as if counting the ants of the Tai Bai Xing, Tang Seng raised his eyebrows, and decided not to trouble her anymore.
There's no way, who let the uncle, I am the kind of good person who can't see people well and has a soft heart~
sighed in his heart that he was always too soft-hearted, too soft-hearted, Tang Seng got up, and then came to Tai Bai Xing in three or two steps. One finger was too platinum, and he almost poked his finger into her chest, Tang Seng said loudly: "Big chest and no brain!" ”
Calm calm calm cold ...... me cold! Today, if the old lady doesn't use the pipa to call him to death, the old lady's name will be written upside down in the future, not called Li Xiang, but called Li Xiang!
Calmly fell again, which had been ravaged three thousand times, and was scolded in front of him for being brainless, and that person was still a damn stinky monk, he broke into her house early in the morning, looked at her body and didn't say anything, and dared to say anything about the bastard who was so obscene that the white star was too angry.
The black qi around his body was soaring, and his anger was soaring, causing the loss of reason to lose his mind, and with a wave of the Tai Bai Xing Jade Pipa, he called out viciously to Tang Seng's face, and at the same time shouted angrily: "Death!! ”
Tang Seng: "......"
"Didn't you say you wouldn't slap your face!!"
Shouting like this, Tang Seng who succeeded in dying decisively turned around and ran, and then was run over by Tai Bai Xing as a rabbit all over the yard.
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