Chapter 33: The Treacherous Two
actually really believed it, should I say that Yiren is simple, or should I say that it seems that Zhu Lengyou's ability to deceive people is very good? Then again, why do you hide behind yourself after believing it?
muttering in his heart whether he really made people feel so secure, Tang Seng continued to poke and poke Zhu Lengyou's face with a branch with a wicked taste, and he showed a smile that seemed to Zhu Lengyou that he wanted to be killed ten times with a rake, and said happily: "Hobbies are actually the same as me, people in the same way, people in the same way." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”
You are a ghost, so that the concubine body will not be in the same stream as a sinister scoundrel like you! Full of malice towards Tang Seng, Zhu Lengyou tried his best to make his tone sound well-behaved and innocent: "The question of the concubine body has been answered, can you put the concubine body down?" …… The concubine is almost ripe! ”
"No problem." After promising Zhu Lengyou and making her overjoyed, Tang Seng turned his head to Mo Xing and Sun Wukong and instructed: "Xiao Hei, I'll pick up some after adding this bit of firewood." Wukong, go to the bag and take a look, yesterday before leaving Gao Laozhuang, I took some salt from Miss Cuilan's house, go and get it, and we will eat roast pork at noon. ”
Zhu Lengyou: "......"
The corners of Zhu Lengyou's mouth, which was not covered by the mask, twitched wildly, and suddenly shouted angrily: "You don't really talk enough, you hateful monk, you will definitely go to the eighteenth layer of hell after death!" ”
"What kind of stupid thing to say, uncle, I will only live in this life, not to mention that it is impossible to die, even if I die, I will not be able to go to the eighteenth layer of hell."
glanced at Zhu Lengyou with contempt, and took the salt from Sun Wukong, who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic and that people were unlucky and happy, and Tang Seng really sprinkled the salt on Zhu Lengyou. He said as he added spices.
"And we both like women, if we don't roast you, a potential competitor in the future, if we meet a girl who catches your eye in the future, what if you little girl jumps out and robs me? Therefore I do not call it unbelieving, but prescient. ”
It's obviously untrustworthy, but I'm embarrassed to say that I was prescient, oh ~ really shameless ~! Sun Wukong pouted secretly, and had a new understanding of Tang Seng's shamelessness in his heart.
Yiren couldn't help but tug at the corners of Tang Seng's clothes, and glanced at Zhu Lengyou, who was trembling all over the fire, she was a little unbearable: "Love, didn't we promise Miss Gao not to hurt her husband...... Uh, this goblin? ”
Halfway through speaking, he suddenly thought that Zhu Lengyou was a woman, and hurriedly changed his words.
"The teacher didn't hurt her, he just planned to roast her." A sophistry, Tang Seng was very arrogant: "Besides, this little girl is very cunning, I asked her a few questions, but she was deceiving people several times, and if she didn't roast her, what should she do if she deceives people in the future?" ”
"Huh? What do you mean? ”
Yiren was puzzled, what has been lying to people, hasn't he already told the truth? Looking at Yiren's wide-eyed and confused delicate appearance, Tang Seng couldn't help but sigh: "The previous one told the truth, and the last one was a lie." I don't want to think about what Miss Gao said, after getting married, they don't have a different bed, and they don't even have much contact. And it's been so long since I woke up, I didn't even look at you and Wukong. ”
Forget about Sun Wukong, after all, the fierce makes people know it at a glance. But the Iraqi ...... Doesn't the man who took Tang Seng to Gao Taigong's house yesterday mean something? Even if he was frightened by Sun Wukong, and even knelt on the ground and begged for mercy, he didn't peek at Yiren along the way.
Of course, these are actually just explanations for the Yi people, and Tang Seng judged that Zhu Lengyou was lying, but just his own intuition. And for Tang Seng, it is really not too simple to see through a person's mind. Even if he wants to, it's not impossible to read minds intuitively!
Sun Wukong suddenly squinted his eyes and stared at Tang Seng suspiciously: "Master, did you just say bad things about my old grandson?" ”
"Nope! Xiang Wukong, you are a fierce man, you don't think about this kind of thing as a teacher! Tang Seng decisively denied it.
Monkey King: "......"
If it weren't for Mo Xing, who just came back, who quickly threw firewood and hugged Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong would have killed Tang Seng on the spot! On the spot!
"Braised pig's head, I love to eat it, lalalala~" As if he didn't hear the roar of Sun Wukong, who was entangled with Moxing behind him, Tang Seng hummed a little song and turned the tin cane, and continued to sprinkle spices on Zhu Lengyou's body.
finally understood that Tang Seng didn't put himself down, not because he didn't believe in his words, but because he saw through the trick he was bluffing him again, and the facial expression under Zhu Lengyou's mask was really wonderful. Sure enough, a sinister and cunning guy, he is so shrewd?
Cursing in his heart, Zhu Lengyou, who felt that he was really going to get acquainted if he dragged it any longer, decisively admitted: "I'm sorry, the concubine will tell the truth immediately!" The reason why the concubine left Fuling Mountain and appeared in Gao Laozhuang was not because she fell in love with the third lady of the Gao family, but because she was waiting for someone. ”
"Loved?" After being deceived twice, he couldn't be sure if Zhu Lengyou was deceiving people again this time, and the Yiren cast an inquiring glance at Tang Seng.
Truth. He couldn't see Zhu Lengyou's face, but Tang Seng's intuition told him that she was telling the truth. So he nodded to the Iren, and he took the tin staff away from the fire.
If you don't take it away, you can't do it, if you continue, Zhu Lengyou will really be cooked!
didn't untie the rattan on Zhu Lengyou's body, didn't even put her down from the tin cane, and stuck the tin cane straight into the ground next to the fire, Tang Seng said angrily: "It's okay to tell the truth earlier, but you have a lot to do." Let's talk quickly, who are waiting in Gao Laozhuang, whether it is a man or a woman, tall or thin, what is the surname, and what is the origin. If I lie, I won't show mercy anymore. ”
So, where did this monk come from? Why is it so difficult? There are hundreds of years of practice in Fuling Mountain, and it is not uncommon for demons and monsters, monks and Taoists to be seen on weekdays, and even Guanyin Bodhisattva has seen them, but even those demons and monsters have never heard of such a difficult one, insidious and cunning, and they are simply full of bad water!
While wondering if he didn't burn high incense when he went out during this time, he only met Tang Seng like a nemesis this time, and understood that lying was useless, and he would definitely be exposed again, and Zhu Lengyou, who was suffering this time, was very honest.
"I don't know anything else, but I was instructed by Guanyin Bodhisattva to let the concubine come here and go to the west to learn scriptures. Because Fuling Mountain is remote, I am afraid that I will eventually miss the person who learns the scriptures, so I incarnated as Zhu You and became the son-in-law of the Gao family. ”
Yiren's expression was a little embarrassed, obviously angry because of Zhu Lengyou's explanation. Originally, Gao Cuilan's personality was very pleasing to the eye, but I didn't expect that Gao Cuilan's husband was not only a woman, but also a guy who even came to the door to be a son-in-law.
But also, Zhu Lengyou doesn't like women, but as a woman, she became a man and went to the Gao family to be a son-in-law, so it's strange that she has no other thoughts.
Yiren said coldly: "Isn't it possible to use other methods? Innocence insulted Miss Gao's innocence, don't you feel ashamed? ”
Zhu Leng was humorous, and after a while, he turned his face away and said: "Gao Laozhuang is located on the road that must pass through the east and west, but there have never been outsiders in the village. In order not to arouse people's vigilance, the concubine made this decision. As for Cuilan...... Oh, when I leave the concubine, I will tell her that she will find a good family to marry after the concubine leaves. The concubine is a woman, and it is not an insult to her innocence. ”
The colder Yiren's expression became: "One daughter does not marry two husbands." Can you know that you are a monster and only speak out to protect you, do you think Miss Gao is the kind of woman who thinks differently? ”
"There's no way about the concubine's body, the concubine's body is already ......"
didn't say what it was after, Zhu Lengyou shook his head and didn't speak again. It was Mo Xing, she looked at Zhu Lengyou, and looked at Tang Seng, who had been rolling her eyes since Zhu Lengyou said who she was waiting for, and kept silent, as if she was afraid of being noticed by Zhu Lengyou, suddenly raised her hand and shouted: "Tang Seng, what she said is ......"
- "It's not!! ”
Suddenly, as if the tail hair had been stepped on, Tang Seng jumped up with a sigh. came to Mo Xing's side at a speed that Sun Wukong and Dou Yun couldn't reach, he covered Mo Xing's mouth to prevent her from talking, and then whispered: "You stupid don't talk nonsense, or be careful Uncle I will replace that guy later and roast you as lunch." ”
Viciously warned Mo Xing, and it wasn't until she nodded that she didn't dare, and Tang Seng let go of her. Zhu Lengyou, who was suspicious of his actions, showed a smile that couldn't be faker, and he beckoned Yiren and Sun Wukong to come over.
"What for?"
The four of them and one tiger gathered together in a position far away from Zhu Lengyou, Sun Wukong glared at Tang Seng murderously, and took the lead in speaking impatiently: "The person who learns the scriptures is the master, you are not good, why do we all come here sneaky?" Do you want to lie to the goblin that you are not a scripture learner? ”
When Sun Wukong and Tang Seng met for the first time, Tang Seng lied to her that he was not a scripture learner, remembering that he dared to say that he recognized the wrong person in a serious way, Sun Wukong suddenly wanted to laugh. But suddenly there was some irritation.
As early as that time, he should have known that Tang Seng was unreliable, and he was stupid to keep up with the scriptures, which was simply asking for his own guilt!
Ignoring Sun Wukong's suddenly annoyed eyes, Tang Seng pursed his lips: "What a sneaky person, being a teacher has always been above board, you monkey don't wronged a good person." ”
Boasting to himself, Tang Seng said the reason why he called everyone over, and he said solemnly: "Remember it for me, don't miss it in front of that guy later, if she knows that we are the ones who learn the scriptures, it will be troublesome in the future." ”
"What's the trouble?" Turning his head to look at Zhu Lengyou, who was stretching his neck to stare at them while stretching his neck to stare at them, and trying hard to break free from the rattan so that he could escape, Mo Xing pouted in distress: "Isn't it just one more person on the road?" Isn't that a good thing? ”
Yiren nodded: "Mo Xing is right, since the goblin was also arranged by the Bodhisattva, I think he has some extraordinary ability." Even if he hated her style, Yiren didn't think it was a bad thing to take her on the road. ”