"That's weird!" Patting his thigh, Tang Seng pointed at Sun Wukong and said bitterly: "I didn't fool Wukong at the beginning, and it was miserable enough for her to know that I was a scripture learner to keep up, right?" ”

"Hey, what do you mean?"

Sun Wukong blew his beard and glared, while Tang Seng continued to be heartbroken: "I originally expected to be an obedient guy, but it turned out to be a wild monkey who was in the nest all day long, wielding a golden hoop stick and trying to deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors." Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info don't look at how many times I've been chased by Wukong along the way, it's enough to have one such troublesome apprentice, if there is another one, do you want me to die young? ”

Yiren laughed and couldn't help but tell the truth: "Yiren thinks that if you are serious on weekdays, my senior sister will not chase you with a golden hoop stick in the weather." ”

Sun Wukong said categorically: "Correct solution!" ”

Serious? looked down at herself, and then pulled the face of the innocent Mo Xing next to her, and after making her puff up her face with dissatisfaction, Tang Seng laughed: "Come on, the teacher thinks that he is serious enough, if he continues to be serious, the teacher will become old-fashioned." ”

"Woo~ Anyway, can you take your hand off my face first?" has been raging on Tang Seng's face, and Mo Xing let out a pitiful wail.

I wanted to say no, but thinking that now was not the time to bully Mo Xing, Tang Seng kindly let go, of course, before letting go, he didn't forget to rub two handfuls to try the feel.

In Sun Wukong's contemptuous gaze, Tang Seng returned to the previous topic with a dry cough, and sighed and gave the real reason why he didn't want Zhu Lengyou to be his apprentice: "Actually, it's okay to say that it's okay to fall in the nest like Wukong, but have you forgotten how the teacher caught her?" Our group of four plus the stupid cat doesn't eat as much as she eats in a meal, how can we afford her! ”

"Roar!" (I'm not a stupid cat!) ）

Tang Seng is good at everything, handsome, upright and understanding, free and easy, tolerant and diligent, but there is only one point, that is, his ears have never been very good, and he always can't hear others. No, Yin Yue's dissatisfied roar was so big and so close, he didn't hear it.

slapped Yin Yue's head and made it hug its head and mourn, Tang Seng summed it up conclusively: "All in all, for the sake of our money bags and stomachs in the future, no one is allowed to reveal to her the news that we are the people who learn the scriptures!" ”

Yiren wanted to object, but looking at Tang Seng, he finally sighed and chose to follow him. No way, who made Tang Seng her favorite lover. You can accompany him on the knife mountain and the sea of fire, but if you hide some news, you won't be too embarrassed.

Sun Wukong has no opinion, although he usually disagrees with Tang Seng, but as long as he makes a decision, he rarely opposes it.

As for the last Yin Yue and Mo Xing, no one spoke. Yin Yue doesn't, Mo Xing doesn't like to think too much, and like Yiren, he looks at Tang Seng and looks at the horse, not to mention just shutting up, even if she takes a mace and kills Zhu Lengyou on the spot, it's no problem.

Several people did not object to Tang Seng's words, but Jia couldn't help but glance at Tang Seng, opened his mouth and seemed to want to speak, but he didn't know why he shook his head in the end and didn't hear anything.

Seeing that no one objected, Tang Seng was very satisfied. Very good, work together, and its benefits will be gold. As long as everyone doesn't open their mouths later, it's no problem to fool the little girl who can't afford to raise her.

Tang Seng thought so, but Yiren suddenly spoke: "It's good to say that you don't say that you are a person who learns scriptures, but if the Bodhisattva knows the news in the future, what can you do if you blame the beloved?" ”

This is not Yiren blindly worried, worked hard for Tang Seng to find a few apprentices who protected him on the road to learn scriptures, but he was troublesome and couldn't afford to raise it as if he didn't see it, if Guanyin Bodhisattva knew, he would definitely have to come to the door to ask for the guilt, and take the willow branch to smoke Tang Seng, a guy who doesn't know the hearts of good people.

"The woman whose name is too long to remember......"

After rolling his eyes twice, Tang Seng smiled and said very scoundrelly: "What are you afraid of, when the time comes, we will say that we don't know, is it possible that she can still be tough?" ”

Sun Wukong grinned in agreement with Tang Seng: "Agree with the master's words, when the time comes, if you don't admit the Bodhisattva, you can't do anything about us." ”

Seeing Sun Wukong and Tang Seng sympathizing with each other and smiling so scoundrelly, Yiren couldn't help but support his forehead. It's really a master and apprentice, and in some ways it's exactly the same.

Now that there is a way to face Guanyin's interrogation in the future, Yiren will no longer say anything, and silently admit that Tang Seng intends to fool Zhu Lengyou's approach.

Everything was negotiated, and when Tang Seng stood up and was about to go back to Zhu Lengyou, he used his three-inch tongue to fool him away, and suddenly ......

"Tang Seng."

A voice stopped him.

"Hey, this voice is a little familiar." Suddenly, someone shouted to himself, Tang Seng was suddenly surprised, turned his head to look around to see if he saw anyone, and finally looked up, and then saw the smiling Tai Bai Xing in the sky.

Smiling...... Tang Seng suddenly narrowed his eyes. No, last time, I was obviously angry with myself, and I was careful not to even leave the house, but this time I suddenly came to the door and laughed so happily, no, no, this chick must have a ghost when he came to the door this time.

put a big question mark on Tai Bai Xing's intentions, Tang Seng wittily decided to ignore the thirty-seven twenty-one, and let her go first.

There was a fake smile on his face, and Tang Seng said hypocritically: "Yo Yo, isn't this a gold star in your eyes?" I haven't seen you for a while, but your breasts are still so big. Why, didn't you listen to me and use a chest wrap? Aren't you afraid of being said to be big-chested and brainless, and being recognized by people again in your transformation? ”

Tai Bai Xing: "......"

Although I really wanted to throw the dust down into the clouds and kill Tang Seng who had a look of "trouble coming to the door, uncle has to get rid of her quickly", but thinking of the purpose of his coming, and then thinking about the conspiracy of Tang Seng and his party that he had seen in the Xuanguang Mirror before, Tai Bai Xing decided that it was better to endure this breath for the time being.

Take a deep breath and calm down your own yin yin angry and trembling her big chest kept shaking too platinum xing also had a smile on his face how beautiful he looked. Of course, in the eyes of a certain undisciplined fake monk below, Tai Bai Xing's smile is how bad intentions he looks.

"Tang Seng, I came this time because of the order of the Emperor Fengtian to send you an apprentice."

Apprentice!? Tang Seng was stunned for a moment, his eyes quickly moved there, as if he knew Zhu Lengyou, who was calling for help from Tai Bai Xing, and Tai Bai Xing, who was as cunning as a fox who could steal a chicken right away.

And then......

I rub! Sure enough, it's not a good thing for this big-breasted cold chick to come to the door!

Tang Seng is a very refined person, and he instantly figured out what the reason for Tai Bai Xing to find him this time, he was here to find him uncomfortable!

Damn, I would have known that I wouldn't let others peek at my actions on the road! Falling angrily in his heart, Tang Seng jumped up like a burning buttocks.

"Wukong, Xiao Hei, Yiren, hurry up and pack up, let's go on the road immediately."

Loudly beckoning to the Yiren, they hurriedly packed up their things and went on the road, and Tang Seng took three steps and two steps and came to Zhu Lengyou. I didn't look at it, because he came over, and immediately shut up and pretended to have never done anything Zhu Lengyou glanced at her, untied the rattan on her body in three or two clicks, Tang Seng pulled out his tin staff, and then turned around and ran.

While running, Tang Seng did not forget to shout: "The effect of the medicine will pass in half an hour, remember, don't go back to Gao Laozhuang to make waves." Otherwise, the next time you're caught, you may not be able to meet someone like me who is a good talker. ”

Caught off guard, he was already out of the sea of suffering, which made Zhu Lengyou surprised and a little confused. But she is not stupid, think about the words of the Tai Bai Xing in the sky when she came, and then think about the situation when Mo Xing wanted to say something before but was covered by Tang Seng and prevented from speaking, plus Tang Seng's dress.

Thinking about it, an incredible possibility suddenly appeared in his mind like lightning, Zhu Lengyou pointed to the Tang Seng who ran away and shouted: "Take the ~ take the scriptures!! ”

Tang Seng: "......"

After a pause, Tang Seng's body suddenly froze. Originally, he wanted to continue running, but looking at Tai Bai Xing, who was smiling and stopping in front of him, and Mo Xing and the others who were still packing their luggage not far away, he had to temporarily dispel the idea of running away.

After all, he can't run away from his apprentice, even if he runs this time with superb escape skills, there are Sun Wukong who is slow and slow, and Tai Baixing, who comes to find him uncomfortable, Zhu Lengyou will definitely not be able to get rid of it.

He secretly scolded himself in his heart for moving too slowly, and he didn't run away at the first time, Tang Seng had no choice but to turn around. The weak-hearted Yang Tian laughed a few times, and Tang Seng made a serious appearance.

"The girl misunderstood. Although it is true that I am from the eastern soil, I am not a monk, just a handsome and beautiful man who happened to pass by with his apprentice. ”

"Really?" Zhu Lengyou obviously didn't believe Tang Seng. After all, she had suffered from Tang Seng, and she could be regarded as understanding Tang Seng's treachery, so after asking, she fell her eyes on Tai Bai Xing: "Taibai, you said that you were ordered by the Emperor of Heaven, what do you mean by that?" ”

"Didn't Lord Tianpeng already guess it?" Tai Bai Xing learned to observe Tang Seng and learned the shrugging action in him during this time, and then pointed to his eyes and looked around, Tang Seng who seemed to be looking for an opportunity to run away smiled and said: "Scripture learner, he is." ”

- "This can't be!! ”

The incredible possibility was verified, Zhu Lengyou was happy at first that she had finally waited for someone to learn the scriptures, but the next moment, she couldn't help but be angry.

"The Bodhisattva clearly said that the person who learned the scriptures is a monk, this guy is insidious and cunning and scheming, he turned over the concubine's body with medicine, and put the concubine's body on the fire to roast the concubine's body, how can such a product be a monk!"

"That's right, that's right, how can a person like me be a monk?"

Not angry at all for Zhu Lengyou saying that he was insidious and cunning and scheming, Tang Seng was overjoyed, and squeezed away the Tai Bai Xing who wanted to say something and asked her to shut up and play, he was busy.

"So don't listen to the, the uncle is really just passing by. And didn't I just say that? I'm a fake monk...... You see, if a true monk could have long hair like mine? ”

Afraid that Zhu Lengyou would not believe it, Tang Seng who tried his best to fool her did not forget to pull his long hair. He swore and said: "I swear, if I am a scripture learner, I will let the big-chested and brainless eyes not be able to marry for the rest of my life!" ”

Tai Bai Xing: "......"

was squeezed to the ground by Tang Seng and sat on the ground, and finally rubbed his butt to get up, Tai Bai Xing heard Tang Seng's malicious curse. was stunned, and when she came back to her senses, her angry chest was about to explode.

Raising his hand tremblingly, Tai Bai Xing pointed at Tang Seng and gritted his teeth and said: "You rude scripture learner, you actually swear by my marriage, so blasphemous, do you want me to give you heavenly punishment?!" ”

"Anyway, it's an immortal, you shouldn't be able to get married, so don't be so stingy."

Responding to Tai Bai Xing's angry question with a smile, Tang Seng wanted to continue to fool Zhu Lengyou. But it's a pity that he didn't succeed, because before he succeeded in flickering Zhu Lengyou, Tai Bai Xing was already mad with his success.

"It's such a faux pas...... Impudence, death!! ”