A good night's sleep, until the sun was three poles, Tang Seng woke up from his sleep. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Woo ~ slept well."

Stretching his lazy waist and lazily letting out a sigh, Tang Seng shook his head and got up, planning to go around Wanshou Mountain again, and then make plans.

However, an unexpected accident happened at this time.

With a brush, the crown on his head suddenly made a loud noise, Tang Seng subconsciously looked up, only saw black and white, and before he could see what it was, he was smashed to the ground by a soft thing.

"Woo~It hurts~" The soft, lazy and good-sounding complaint came from the mouth of the thing on his back that knocked him down and pressed himself, so Tang Seng knew that it was not something on his back, it was a person!

Discovering this, Tang Seng suddenly became angry, looked back at the woman who was still motionless on his body, and he said angrily: "Who are you?" Hurry up and get off the uncle's back! ”

"Someone~" The woman who was half-open and half-closed, pressing on Tang Seng as if she was going to sleep at any time, widened her eyes slightly, and then slowly turned her head to look at Tang Seng. After staring at Tang Seng's face for a while, the woman refused Tang Seng's request: "Don't~"

"What are you talking about!?" Tang Seng was furious, he assured that if he hadn't been pressed and didn't have a tin rod with him, he would definitely have smashed him on the spot for this little girl who suddenly fell from the sky, but didn't apologize quickly, and dared to lie on him and couldn't get up Nine hundred and ninety-nine serial canes: "Hurry up and get up for the uncle!" ”

"Don't~" said slowly, the woman's eyes returned to the half-open and half-closed appearance they had been, her upper body pressed on Tang Seng's back, she pillowed her chin with both hands, and said as if she was sleepy: "Because it's so troublesome~"

Tang Seng: "......"

"I'm sorry for your size!" With an angry shout, Tang Seng simply struggled to break away from the woman who was troublesome on his back and couldn't get down, and then got up.

Standing up with his clothes patted and looking down at the woman who was lying on the ground and had no intention of getting up at all, Tang Seng stepped on her plump and elastic buttocks with one foot, and then said viciously: "Where did you come from, this chick?" The sky and the earth are big, why don't they fall, but they smash the uncle? Say! Is it intentional?! Seeing that the uncle is handsome, he plans to take advantage of the uncle in such a way?! ”

"Oh~It's shameless~" Even with contempt, the woman's voice was still so slow, like a sloth that hadn't eaten in three hundred years.

Looking up at Tang Seng, the woman said in a tone that made people can't help but be lazy even if they listened to it: "Also, take it away." ”

"I refuse!" With his hands crossed in a gesture of refusal, Tang Seng said viciously: "Forget it if you smash me, you dare not get up because of the trouble." Tell you the chick, if I don't give you a good look today, the uncle's name will be written upside down in the future! ”

"Do you want to fight?" It seems that it is also troublesome to speak, and the number of words in each sentence spoken by the woman is very small. But it's not in the way, Sha Manhua doesn't speak, Tang Seng can still understand what she wants to express, not to mention that this woman has spoken.

accurately understood that the woman was asking if she wanted to do it, Tang Seng was really disdainful: "Don't be kidding, the uncle is too lazy to do such a troublesome thing as fighting!" ”

"Trouble ......" For some reason, the woman's head suddenly tilted.

"Of course, uncle, I'm most afraid of trouble." Responding to the woman as a matter of course, Tang Seng withdrew the foot that stepped on her buttocks, and then carried the hem of her back coat to change her from lying on the ground and pretending to be dead to sitting against the trunk of a tree.

Holding his chin with one hand, he looked at the woman a few times, and felt that her sitting posture should be fine, so Tang Seng turned his hand and conjured up a pen.

Slightly surprised, the woman's eyelashes moved.

ignored her, Tang Seng held the sleeve of the hand holding the pen, and then took the pen and wrote a lazy word on the woman's right cheek!

Woman: "......"

Slightly stunned, looking at the face of Tang Seng who was close at hand, the corners of the woman's mouth who felt a cold and wet on the right side of her face couldn't help twitching, and even the face that had been hanging lazily and almost didn't write the sentence 'Everything is so troublesome, I'm not too lazy to move at all' appeared on her face: "Do you want to be beaten?" ”

"I don't want to!" Saying this sentence happily, Tang Seng wrote a ghost on the left side of the woman's face.

Slacker! Taking a step back, looking at the two words on the woman's beautiful face from right to left, Tang Seng was very satisfied, he high-fived and sighed: "Masterpiece!" ”

shook his head proudly, and only then did Tang Seng, who had taken revenge on him, have the leisure to look at the woman, and she is a white-haired ...... Hey, why add it?

Scratching his head with the tip of his pen, Tang Seng, who couldn't figure out this question for a while, gave up and continued to think.

The hair is silvery, very long, and has a hairpin, but it is estimated that it is because it fell from the sky before, and the hair is messy. The eyes are jet black, the forehead is a little red, and it is not clear whether it looks beautiful or not, because there is the word lazy on the face. The right ear wears a black and white Tai Chi style earring, and the left ear is a Bagua style earring...... It's not a match at all, it's sick!

maliciously came to this conclusion, Tang Seng continued to look: the material of the clothes he wore was very good, but although the style was also a robe, it was different from the style of the Taoist priest of Wuzhuang Guan, and the Taoist robe on the woman's body was black and white, and it was also embroidered with Tai Chi and Bagua patterns.

The temperament is like a quiet orchid, but it is also very lazy, and people can't help but wonder if she will fall asleep in the next moment, and her demeanor is not worthy of the troublesome sentence that she responded to when she began to get off her back~

After being looked at by Tang Seng for a while, the woman suddenly asked, "What are you looking at~?" ”

"Nothing, just trying to see what you really look like." Throwing away the pen casually, Tang Seng said with disdain: "It's even lazier than me, you chick is hopeless!" ”

has always been said to be lazy and hopeless, and it is rare to have the opportunity to talk about others, Tang Seng suddenly had a sense of satisfaction.

Moving the corners of her mouth, the woman didn't care about Tang Seng's contempt at all, and while controlling the two eyelids of the fight not to close, she said slowly: "Comb your hair, don't beat you." ”

"Hah, what did you say?"

"Comb your hair, don't beat you." Still in that lazy tone, the woman repeated again.

Looking at the woman, Tang Seng was surprised: "Let me let a strange man help you comb your hair, you have a brain disease, right?" ”

I don't know if I was too lazy to get angry, or if I just filtered all the rude words of Tang Seng, the woman blinked lightly: "I know you, Tang Seng." ”

Tang Seng was startled, and couldn't help but take two steps back, he looked at the woman vigilantly: "So, is your chick really premeditated?" ”

Tilting her head slightly, the woman smiled slightly, and the words written by Tang Seng in revenge on her face could not hide the beauty of her smile at all, she said: "No, fate." ”

When he said this, Tang Seng couldn't help but scratch his head: "Fate? ”

"Ah, fate~"

"Okay, okay, since you said so, let's be fate."

Indeed, the world is so big, how can a woman fall on him, if it is really not intentional, then it is really impossible to say without the word fate. As for the word fate, Tang Seng has always believed in it, because when he interacts with people, he generally depends on fate.

From the beginning to the present, this has been the case.

Shedding the exaggerated disguise, a gentle smile appeared on his face, Tang Seng walked to the woman's side and said softly: "Where is the comb?" ”

The woman closed her eyes and said, "In your arms, take it." ”

Tang Seng: "......"

Suddenly, I thought, should I not believe that fate is better for the time being?

The comb is in my arms, if you don't take it yourself, let me take it as a big man, how lazy are you! complained in his heart, Tang Seng didn't bother to say anything, so he simply reached out and reached into the woman's arms, and the soft feeling wrapped his palm, and he didn't linger or touch it. When I touched the comb, I simply took it out with my hand.

Her eyes opened slightly and glanced at Tang Seng, and the corners of the woman's lips curled.

Because the woman was leaning against the tree, that posture couldn't comb her hair at all, so after getting the comb, Tang Seng didn't forget to let her turn around and change her posture. Of course, if you say a word of trouble, the woman will not move even if she is killed. In desperation, Tang Seng had no choice but to do it himself and change the posture of the woman who was pretending to be dead.

Holding the woman's shoulders and turning her around, so that a silver hair was no longer pressed against the tree, Tang Seng sat behind her, and then put one knee against her back, so that she didn't fall to the ground softly, and then took a wooden comb to comb her hair.

While combing the woman's hair, Tang Seng couldn't help muttering in his heart, obviously he was a person who didn't even bother to move, but he actually carried a comb with him, isn't this chick sick in the brain?

"Rude~" Suddenly, the woman said this.

The action of pulling the woman's hair stiffened, and Tang Seng smiled dryly: "What are you talking about?" I didn't understand. ”

"I hear you."

Tang Seng: "......"

There was no word for a while. Lianhua's voice suddenly appeared in Tang Seng's ears: "Stupid, you have spoken your heart again!" ”

Covering his mouth with a lightning-like hand with a scent, Tang Seng's eyes rolled wildly, and after a while, he sneered: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, I didn't say anything just now." You're a woman with a sick brain, I didn't even think about it! ”

In the end, Tang Seng almost patted his chest and swore to the sky.

“…… Hehe. With an inexplicable laugh, the woman said, "Comb your hair." ”

"Okay." didn't know at all, or deliberately omitted the fact that he had told the truth again, Tang Seng responded happily and continued to comb the woman's hair.

The comb is a wooden comb, although it is a little strange why it seems to be new, but it feels good in the hand, and Tang Seng doesn't care so much.

The woman's scattered hair was very long, and the long one had been dragged to the dead leaves on the ground, and it took a lot of hands and feet, Tang Seng finally finished cleaning up her hair, and took down the hairpin that had been biting in her mouth to make her hairpin, and Tang Seng clapped his hands and said it was over.

Stand up...... Originally, I wanted to do this, but thinking about the woman's character, I was afraid that as soon as I retracted my knees, she would lie on the ground and continue to pretend to be dead and mess up the hair that she had finally given her a haircut, so Tang Seng had to hold her back against the tree first, and then she was able to get up.

"The comb will be returned to you, I still have something to do, so I'll go first."

Inserting the woman's wooden comb on top of her hairpin, Tang Seng patted her clothes and planned to leave.

He wasn't worried about what would happen if the woman was left alone. Because Tang Seng knew that the place where the woman fell was not a tree, but heaven!

The woman can fly, which means that she is not an ordinary person, and Wanshou Mountain is the place where Zhen Yuanzi is, and no monster dares to die here, so it will be fine.

"Where are you going?" The woman reached out and grabbed the hem of Tang Seng's clothes, and then when Tang Seng took a step, she was pulled to the ground.

Tang Seng: "......"

Looking back at the woman lying on the ground as if she had no bones, Tang Seng felt very speechless, and quickly squatted down to help her up, and looked at the woman's hairstyle by the way.

Breathing a sigh of relief, he picked up the comb on the ground and pinned it into the woman's hair again, and patted the dead leaves on her body and face, Tang Seng knocked twice on her head angrily: "You guy...... It's not easy to get it done for you, what are you doing? ”

The woman opened her eyes slightly and looked at Tang Seng, and said intently: "Back to the poor road." ”

Back to the poor road, the poor road has a place to go.

Hearing the omitted words behind the woman, Tang Seng had a headache: "I have a place to go, why do you want me to carry it where you want to go, can't you go by yourself?" ”

"It's so trouble~"

"Then don't bother me!" Tang Seng was furious: "It's too troublesome to even walk, how did you get here, and you fell from the sky and hit me!" ”

"Invited, asleep."

Tang Seng's expression became subtle, and he said with some uncertainty: "Someone invited you, so you have to come." But because I was too lazy, I fell asleep when I flew, so I fell off? ”

The woman blinked and signaled that Tang Seng was right.

Tang Seng: "......"

Speechless for a while, Tang Seng couldn't help but complain: "So lazy, how did you survive?" ”

The woman didn't answer, just pulled Tang Seng's clothes, staring at him with straight eyes.

"Okay, okay, I've really lost to you. Where are you going? I'll carry you away. ”

was defeated by the woman's stubbornness, Tang Seng was soft-hearted, and finally had to raise his hands and compromise.

Turning around and squatting down, Tang Seng said, "Come up." ”

Do you want to climb on your own? Looking at Tang Seng's broad back, the woman's face showed a look of distress.

Sensing that the woman had not moved, Tang Seng couldn't help but turn around strangely, and then clearly saw the distress written on her face, 'I have to climb by myself, I feel so troublesome', and he almost didn't give her anger.

Tang Seng scolded: "Bastard! I'm not too bothersome, and I'm willing to carry you, it's kind enough. But don't you want me to even get you on your back?! ”

The woman didn't speak, blinked, and honestly signaled to Tang Seng that he was right.

Tang Seng: "......"

Clapping his head with both hands, and then pulling his hair down hard, Tang Seng's expression was painful: "What a sin you have made!" Why are the women you meet more wonderful than the other! ”

One is determined to be like that, the other is too lazy to be like this, and the world still doesn't let people live!!

Thinking in pain, Tang Seng suddenly glared at the woman viciously: "Remember, if you go too far, don't blame me for throwing you down halfway!" ”

As he spoke, Tang Ci turned around, neatly held the woman in his arms and threw it upward, then turned his body and accurately let her fall on his back, holding her thighs to prevent her from slipping off her back.

After doing all this, Tang Seng said angrily: "Where are you going?" ”

The body was prostrate, and the plumpness hidden in the wide robe pressed on Tang Seng's back, the woman was casual, her hands naturally wrapped around Tang Seng's neck, and her chin was also leaning on Tang Seng's shoulder, and she said slowly: "Wuzhuang View~"

“…… Can I go back? Hearing the place name Wuzhuang Temple, Tang Seng instantly retracted his feet.

"Can't~"

“…… Count you ruthless! Gritting his teeth and scolding, Tang Seng strode towards the direction of Wuzhuang Temple.

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