"Yo! Welcome our No. 7 Iron Man player, how fascinating it is to look at the strong muscular streamlined body! Hey, hey, hey! Edgar Allan Poe introduced with an obscene face, but it caused a boos from the audience, although he was not a rabbit, his obscene appearance was inevitably reminiscent. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Haha! Without further ado, I don't know what we, the Iron Man player from the Iron Man planet, think in the face of such a perfect competition, let's do a pre-game interview. ”

After saying that, Edgar Allan Poe ran to Iron Man's side with a wicked smile on his face, and as if he was doing a trick, he took out a microphone out of nowhere and handed it to the sad Iron Man comrade.

As if he had some major meeting, Edgar Allan Poe held Iron Man's hand with snot and tears, and kept muttering something about his comrades' hard work. The speaker has no intention of listening, how can the picture at this time be a beautiful word, a rabbit master and a comrade can't help but think about it, and people can't help but blush.

Iron Man was helpless at this time, and there were 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping past in his heart, are you kidding me? What about the pre-match interview? What about listening to the players? Why did it become Cong Ju at this time, and his tears were opened twice, and his friends were full of tears when they met?

"10,000 words are omitted here......

Finally, a few hours later, Edgar Allan Poe's normal version was restored, and the game officially began.

But Edgar Allan Poe shouted: "Ladysand friends, audience friends in front of the scene and in front of the TV, welcome to watch the first episode of the first "Hell Variety Show" held by Hell TV, "I Am a Demon", and then let us welcome the No. 6 Iron Man player from the Iron Man planet with warm applause to bring us all his wonderful performance, everyone welcome ......!" ”

"Whew......!"

In the chaos of the uproar, Iron Man walked to the center of the stage, his eyes looked around the audience, and then watched the exaggerated host's emotional performance, his heart was complicated at this time.

He was originally an ordinary Iron Man on the planet Iron Man, and he just turned twenty-four this year in terms of human algorithms, and he is a researcher at the Planet's New Equipment Research Institute.

Originally, his future was bright, he was exposed to the most cutting-edge technology on the planet, and because of his own work, he could experience advanced armor equipment first.

Maybe after he develops a more powerful armor in the future, he can become a hero to the people of the planet and a role model for the Iron Man.

But after all, Iron Man is not as good as heaven, just when he just put on a new type of armor and was about to test, a flash of white light was inexplicably kidnapped to this hell, and he had to participate in the so-called variety show.

At the beginning, he also thought about resisting, but after learning from Bumpman's previous experience, he clearly realized that resisting would be useless, and it was better to go with the flow and survive this catastrophe in order to find a way out in this hell.

"Alas!"

Thinking of this, the Iron Man sighed and brought his thoughts back to reality: "Let's think about how to pass this competition and successfully advance!" ”

Iron Man glanced at the surrounding audience, and his heavy voice came from behind the armor mask: "Audience friends, as well as the three mentor judges, next I will introduce you to the latest armor of our Iron Man planet, the 'Mark S-type' armor."

"The 'Mark S' armor is a new type of armor that has been re-strengthened by the 'Mark I', 'Mark II', 'Mark III' and 'Mark IV'. This enhancement is a qualitative leap, which breaks through the disadvantages of the previous 'Mark-type' armor and successfully inherits the advantages of the former. ”

"First of all, the 'Mark S-type' armor is expensive, and it brings together the efforts of thirty experts from the Iron Man planet, and this time the armor itself inherits the advantages of the previous armor."

"The crystalline iron after molecular reforming and sorting is strengthened by a magnetic field and covered with several layers of other metals, such as titanium, to form a ductile but extremely strong shell that provides extremely high defense."

"In terms of energy power, this armor inherits the previous armor to absorb solar energy, electricity, and a built-in generator that absorbs beta particles. In addition to absorbing surrounding energy such as heat and kinetic energy and converting it into electricity, or even directly absorbing electricity to charge the battery, it also adds a new source of energy, which is the absorption of bioenergy. ”

"This time, the 'Mark S-type' armor can directly absorb biological energy, whether it is plants, animals or microorganisms, and in addition to carbon-based organisms, it can also absorb silicon-based organisms. Although it sounds a little cruel, this armor is a real weapon of war, and it is a pure master, who can do it with war. ”

"In addition, the armor also inherits the function of being completely isolated from the outside world, allowing Iron Man to operate in a vacuum or under the sea, with a built-in life-sustaining system, and can block radiation. Also, if the missile comes, it can shoot an infrared jamming ball and explode the missile in advance. ”

"As for the weapon system of the 'Mark S-type' armor, in addition to the previous Sidewinder missile, laser knife and small missile, a miniature analog gamma-ray burst generator and an electromagnetic storm launcher have been added."

"In addition, there is the reform of the 'Mark S-type' thruster, which can not only fly out of the atmosphere, but also move at high speed outside the atmosphere, although the speed cannot reach the speed of light, but it is close to the speed of light."

"I've finished introducing the three mentors!"

"Uh-huh......!"

After listening to Iron Man's introduction, first of all, the three mentors were silent, to be precise, half of the mentors were silent, because Sana couldn't make a sound, and the three-headed dog could be ignored. Mr. Banbi Jiangshan couldn't make any evaluation at this time, because he was just an artist, and although every creature in Hell had its own abilities, he really didn't know anything about these technological things.

But how to give an evaluation, whether it is passed or not, this is a question worth thinking about. If you don't pass, look at what people say is so professional, and when the time comes, it will be known by other creatures who understand science, and it will inevitably say that you don't know how to pretend to understand and pretend to be smart. But if you pass, you have to have a reason, but you don't understand these things, how can you make up a reason?

Just as the instructor was thinking, the silence in the audience was broken, and a rough voice came down from the audience: "Hey! Is that steel thing as powerful as you say? I think it's just good-looking, maybe it's a soft egg that can't stand up at all. ”

"Oh!"

Iron Man's slightly magnetic voice came from under the mask: "So your Excellency is questioning my armor and thinking that it's just an ornament, or a toy?"

"Hahaha! Lao Tzu thinks that not only is it a toy, but that you, the guy who hides his head and tail under the mask, is definitely a sissy, maybe a soft-footed shrimp that even a woman can't satisfy. ”

As the audience finished speaking, there was a burst of laughter on the field, and Mr. Banbi Jiangshan also breathed a sigh of relief, finally he didn't have to make a fool of himself to make a decision, he was naturally happy to watch the play.

"Huh! Soft-footed shrimp, don't you know if you come down and try it! ”

"Boy, you asked for it, and then Lao Tzu will accompany you to the end."

As he spoke, a two-meter-tall burly figure like a mountain of meat jumped down from the audience, and if you look closely, this guy turned out to be a zombie-like creature with a pig's head and a golden sword in his hand.