"Haha!"

With a lewd smile, the coaxing host Edgar Allan Poe appeared on the field again, took out the microphone and shouted to the audience: "Look, everyone in front of the audience at the scene and in front of the TV, our program has been really surprising since it was broadcast until now, and now there is a big easter egg." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Our Mr. Zombie Pigman from the Hellswamp taunted our Iron Man No. 6 player, and our Iron Man player did not show weakness in inviting him to fight, it seems that this battle is inevitable, and it is related to the fight between two male creatures over mates (PS: which eye you see, which ear hears this is about mate fight). Oh! No, this is a chrysanthemum war about male dignity (ps: is it a 'decisive battle' or not), and who wins and who loses will see the real chapter in the end. ”

"At the same time, before I start, I would like to introduce the two players who will face off, the first of which I think everyone knows, he is the No. 6 Iron Man player in our "Hell Variety Show". As he spoke, a light shone on Iron Man, who was dressed in streamlined armor.

"As for the contestant we challenged, it was Mr. Zombie Pigman, who had lived in the Hellswamp for many years. Mr. Pigman has lived in the Swamp of Hell for many years, and has a handful of cooking skills, and many high-quality human meat ingredients are from Mr. Pigman's hands, and he is a veritable culinary master in our hell, and at the same time, Mr. Pigman is also a master of swordsmanship with excellent swordsmanship. ”

"This competition is really exciting, the Iron Man player from the Iron Man planet, against the traditional zombie pigman of hell, this is a duel between technology and swordsmanship, and it is a battle for the ages."

"Okay, I won't say much more, let's watch this exciting competition!" After speaking, Poe waved the microphone in his hand, and the stage changed instantly, becoming a common duel venue in sanda fighting matches.

"Oh, oh......!"

With the whistles and shouts of the audience, the zombie pigman and Iron Man are ready for a duel.

"Hey!"

The zombie pigman looked at Iron Man, wielding the golden giant sword in his hand, opening his big mouth with two fangs inside and shouting, "That guy in iron armor, it's better to admit defeat and surrender now!" Lao Tzu's golden sword is ruthless, so as not to cut the skin for a while and go home to find his mother! ”

"Hahaha!" As soon as the zombie pigman finished speaking, the audience around the arena laughed wildly without exception, and the laughter was full of malice.

If you want to find something to describe it, it is not surprising that these viewers can be called spectators, who are afraid that the world will not be chaotic and put their own happiness above the pain of others (demons). Obviously, they don't know who Lu Xun is, so they won't care about other people's pain or anything, as long as they are happy, otherwise who will come to see this "Hell Variety Show"?

"Huh! No more nonsense! ”

Iron Man still looked indifferent, and directly ignored this strange-looking guy in short words.

However, the zombie pig man doesn't feel that he is a strange person, he only feels that he has been ignored, this is a slap in the face of Hongguoguo, if he doesn't teach this outsider a lesson, wouldn't he fall into his own zombie pig man's name.

Therefore, the zombie pigman waved the golden giant sword in his hand with anger in his face, and slashed towards Iron Man in a daze. That's right, it's just cut it directly, there are no tricks and routines, it's just like chopping wood to use the giant sword and axe, and the force is not skillful.

Iron Man is not a fool, of course he will not go head-to-head with this guy who looks extremely savage, but just use the propulsion system of the steel suit to jump into the air, which naturally makes the zombie pigman cut into the air.

But not all pigmen are called zombie pigmen, to look for the zombie pigman's special symbol 'golden sword', I saw a cruel smile on the zombie pigman's face, the muscles on his arms tense and tense, and he jumped directly into the air more than ten meters high, and a golden sword slashed towards Iron Man.

"Look!"

Edgar Allan Poe still looked nervous and shouted: "Mr. Pigman has launched a shocking blow to the Iron Man player, this is really an unavoidable blow, let's see how the Iron Man player responds?" ”

"Wow! Wow! Well done! ”

Edgar Allan Poe watched Iron Man's response and directly let out a sigh of admiration, it turned out that when everyone was about to see how Iron Man responded to this blow, he did something unexpected to everyone.

When Iron Man watched the zombie pigman swing the hundred-pound golden sword towards him, he was not as unable to dodge as everyone imagined, but the power system continued to play its powerful role, and he actually dodged it when there was no force to borrow from the air.

This should be thanks to the Iron Man armor's own gravity response system, which successfully uses anti-gravity to achieve its own free movement in the air when it cannot be borrowed in the air.

"You sissy!"

The zombie pigman spat and roared: "Do you dare to fight Lao Tzu head-on, what kind of hero is hiding around?" ”

"Huh!"

Iron Man's metallic, magnetic voice came from under the armor: "As you wish!" ”

Iron Man in mid-air looked down at the ugly face of the zombie pigman, and a miniature missile the size of an arm was instantly launched from Iron Man's right arm, hitting the zombie pigman who fell in mid-air.

"Bastard......!"

"Bang ......!"

A ball of fire several meters in diameter rose above the zombie pigman's body, engulfing the huge body in an instant, and at the same time, there was an excited shout from the audience. (That's right, it's the cry of excitement, which is often the case with these spectators who are afraid that the world will not be chaotic, the more miserable others are, the more excited they are, and they crave chaos and conflict.) ）

Iron Man looked at the high temperature of several thousand degrees Celsius, and a metallic magnetic voice came out: "It's over like this, it's really boring and weak, and it can't hit the waves in my heart at all." ”

"Hehehe!"

"Hehehe!"

"Excellent! It's really good that you've succeeded in me off, the noble zombie pigmen! ”

A huge body rushed towards Iron Man in a daze, and the half-melted golden sword was still dripping with hot juice on the stage.

But the zombie pigman didn't care about these at all, and didn't take this hundred-pound gold to heart, he looked completely indifferent, maybe because the gold in hell was cheaper! Hell gold is probably produced in high quantities, just as iron is produced on Earth, and is a common metallic substance here.

With the swing of the zombie pigman this time, the hot juice flowing from the half-melted golden sword turned into a weapon, which made the golden sword have the bonus of splashing effect, and the juice splashed like a high-speed bullet, shooting towards Iron Man.

Iron Man still didn't move, just sighed softly: "Hehe! It's getting more and more interesting, this guy's muscle density is incredible, but - what's the use of that? ”