Chapter 147: Accidents

The villagers still bowed their heads, and some of them had already cried. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info it seems that my story is still full of touching people! I knew I was so good at storytelling, and I would have participated in a talent show. Maybe my fate will be changed and I will become a dazzling star, spending all day in and out of five-star hotels and staying in the presidential suite for 4,000 yuan a night. Damn, I didn't even make four thousand dollars a month before. No matter where I went, there were countless fans, crazy for me, screaming for me, and paying for me. Life will become a noble imperial journey...... Then I don't have to die of exhaustion in front of the computer, even if I become a big star, I may be exhausted to death, and I will die in the arms of a beautiful woman, which is much stronger than the cold computer desk. If I had become a big star, I wouldn't have to become a ghost so early and live a life of being beaten every day. Anyway, I don't seem to have been beaten today, no wonder my body is so itchy...... Lu Hongling is not here, it is really inconvenient everywhere.

I miss your fists, I miss your flying feet, I miss your red high root shoes, and the smell of your shoes, I miss your feet, the feeling of stepping on my body, the smell of being abused in my memory...... Unconsciously, I hummed a little tune, but why does this lyric have a strong sense of cheapness? No! This is definitely me, I can't be such a cheap person, who writes words, you come out for me, I promise not to kill you......

Lalala...... I won't come out, I won't come out, I'll ...... If you don't come out, I'm going to be angry with you, I'm going to be angry with you, I'm going to ...... Angry with you......

Three hundred children's songs? Okay, you're amazing, I'm convinced.

You need to strike while the iron is hot, now is a good time to ask for money, the story is over, and it's time to get to the point.

"Folks, you can do it, Xiaodao, I haven't seen my dear mother for many years since I left home at a young age. Please sponsor me with some travel expenses so that I can see my long-lost mother. It's not much, give me ten dollars per person, and that's enough. "I fell to my knees, wept loudly, and kept kowtowing.

The main reason why I can be so shameless is that this is a dream, and this Taoist priest is not me. Let me live his life? Then I'm not casual? I used to be thin-skinned, and I was also shy, and I didn't dare, I was a very honest person. Later, I gradually discovered that honest people are specially used to suffer losses. Moreover, they are still looked down upon when they suffer losses. Now, it is rare to have the opportunity to live a different life in the forest, and I want to be more free. Ease and ease......

The steamed bun girl walked up to me, helped me up, and said to me softly: "Little Taoist, the life of our fellow villagers here is not easy, it is difficult to make money, and you will ask for ten yuan per person as soon as you open your mouth." I'm not afraid to tell you that ten oceans, many of us, can't make that much money in a month. Seeing that you are not a local, you don't even know what year and month it is, so you must have lived in the mountains since you were a child, and you have never understood the suffering of this world, right? At this, the girl came closer to me, leaned into my ear, and whispered to me, "You don't have to make up a story like this to deceive us, your story doesn't make sense at all." Do you think this is good, you can set up a stall next to me. I'll give you some fabric, anyway, you can write yourself, and whatever you do, you can write it yourself. When you make money, just share some of it. ”

This girl, crossed over, right? I will still invest. But she can see my value, it's good, this girl, she has a future.

I looked around hesitantly, and none of the villagers had any intention of paying for me. Well, although the story can move people, it seems that it is still difficult to get money. I'm still too young and naïve.

Okay, just follow this girl and set up a feng shui stall next to her steamed bun stall. Earn some money slowly, and talk about it.

"Yes, but I have no relatives here, no place to stay, no place to eat or drink. Even if you are kind enough to help me get a stall, it will be difficult for me to live. It's freezing on this day, I live outside, and I'm going to die sooner or later. "Pretend to be pathetic, I'm already very experienced.

"This ......" the girl rolled her eyes and thought for a while, "In this way, my family has a firewood house, although it is simple, but it can also shelter from the wind and cold, if you don't give up, you can live in my firewood house first?" "The girl is kind-hearted, too young, too naïve. She's luring a wolf into the room. Although I am a Taoist priest, I am also a male Taoist priest. Not to mention...... I, a Taoist priest, am not a serious Taoist priest. Girl, you don't know, people's hearts are sinister.

Although, I'm now the one who has been taken in by a girl. However, I am still a little worried, what the hell is the firewood room? I've only seen people living in a firewood house on TV, but I rarely really see the scene in the firewood room. Today, I finally have the opportunity to see what the legendary firewood house looks like.

I followed the girl's steamed bun stall until the evening, and finally saw this legendary firewood house. Oh my God, this is a little dark room full of broken logs and rats running all over the ground...... Am I going to live here? I'm the one who dreams of a presidential suite for 4,000 dollars a night. Is the gap between reality and ideals so big? This Nima is not the difference between plump and skinny at all, okay? The ideal is clearly a big fat man of 400 pounds, but in reality, Nima is a grain of ashes left over from burning......

I wanted to cry and look at the dark hut without tears, at the happy family of rats in the pile of wood...... Am I going to live with them? Spent with cats during the day and now with mice...... That's how life comes and goes...... Dream, wake up quickly, one of the things I am most afraid of in my life is that the teacher invited my dad when I was in school. The second is this big mouse with a long bare tail......

Steamed bread...... Oh, by the way, her name is Xiaofang. Xiaofang kindly prepared a futon for me, which looks like it's still new. It is also embroidered with large red flowers. Why don't you embroider a cat? Is it useful to embroider a flower? Can it scare away rats? For the first time in my life, I missed Sister Cat. Sister Cat, Sister Cat, you're coming to my dream, I'm being bullied by a mouse.

I sat on the mattress and wrapped myself tightly in the quilt. His eyes were wide open, staring at the mice. Don't come here, tell you, master, I'm not easy to mess with, I've practiced, swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, hooks and forks, I have dabbled in them. Actually, what is Yu? I don't know, it's just to scare mice, not so serious.

Don't come, don't come, if you dare to take another step, I'll ...... I'm going to fight with you, stay away from me, master, I'm poisonous, if I poison you, how about it. Brother Mouse, Sister Mouse? Let's go, I'm not tasty...... (To be continued.) )