Once settled, time fast-forwarded again. In a blink www.biquge.info of an eye, three years have passed, and I married Xiaofang as my daughter-in-law in my dream. Every day, he shows people, tells fortunes, and measures feng shui. Occasionally, he will help people catch ghosts, exorcise evil spirits, or even find suitable tombs for people. Of course, there are other side businesses, such as selling charms, steamed buns, baked cakes, and steamed buns. He also helped people write family letters, taught children, and accepted a few little apprentices. has some fame, and life is prosperous.

Such a peaceful and comfortable life makes people feel very satisfied. If dreams are so beautiful, I really like to live in dreams. After all, in reality, I am a ghost, a ghost who is beaten every day and can't eat enough.

Until one day, a big warlord surnamed Zhang, a general under his command, led hundreds of soldiers to the town where I lived. It is said that he was going to a nearby mountain to carry out a special mission. In order to carry out this mission more effectively, they took me away because I am a Taoist priest. Moreover, it is a hundred miles away...... Everyone knows my name. As long as you ask casually, no one will not know that I am Lu Da fooling. No matter what the hell or what the evil is, I can fool you away. Isn't it amazing? That's pretty impressive!

As the saying goes, if you have too much, you always have to pay it back. No, I can't live a good life, I was caught by the warlord, and I'm going to go into the mountains with them. It's hard to say whether you can come back this time...... There is still a little girl waiting for me in my family, how can these ruthless warlords break up other people's families so casually? Xiaofang, wait for me, wait for me......

Actually, I really don't want to go with them, who knows if I was arrested to repair the city wall. What a miserable thing it was to whip me with a little whip every day. But they have guns, a lot of guns, and if they want to resist, I don't have the ability. So far, I can only accept my fate. But there was one thing that puzzled me a lot. Why did you arrest only two people when you caught a strong man? One me, I'm a Taoist. The other is a woodcutter who is very familiar with the mountain that the army wants to go to. What exactly is their purpose? Don't? This warlord's army is a ghost hunting team? Going to the mountains to hunt ghosts? Hehe, I don't believe this reason, warlords will hunt ghosts for the people? Stop it.

The army requisitioned all the steamed buns from our family, and of course other families in the town also contributed different foods in turn. Having gathered enough food, I left a few dozen soldiers to guard the town, and the rest of the soldiers, taking me and the woodcutter, headed into the mountains......

"Master, Master, wake up, eh......" In a daze, I heard Long Li's voice and slowly opened my eyes...... Oh my God, how did Long Li's big face get so close? Thanks to me opening my eyes first, if I got up directly, it would be easy to kiss him, and it would be a sin.

"What are you doing? What about the soul? Don't you see people dreaming? What is it called? You're not afraid that I'll slap you to death in my dreams? "Before my disciples, I will need to erect my majesty.

"Master, the sun is all on your buttocks, why are you still sleeping here? Hurry up, Aunt Cat said she was going to watch TV. Long Li picked it up after speaking.

Is there such an apprentice? Pick up the master one by one, so that the master's face will be where to rest. I'm a master anyway, and I'm dignified...... I've said this no less than ten times, so why doesn't anyone care?

Forget it, what else can you do? Am I going to beat him up? I can't beat him, he's so strong, I can't even beat Chen Xiaodong's little broken child. Alas! Sorrowful.

By the way, how long have I been sleeping? When did you get home? What does it mean to sun tan your butt? Didn't we come back after dark? Don't? Did I sleep all night? Sleeping on the couch?

"How long have I been sleeping?" I said sadly as I looked at the dragon force that was carrying me.

"You've been sleeping since you came back yesterday, and you've been sleeping until now, it's almost noon. If I hadn't called you, you wouldn't have known how long you would have gone to sleep. "Long Li put me in front of the sofa and straightened me from head to toe like a father tidying up his children.

"I've slept for so long? Sleep this? I asked, pointing to the couch.

"yes, you slept here last night." Long Li didn't feel anything wrong.

I, I'm the one with the room! Great suite! How can I sleep on the couch? How can I let my bed be so comfortable and lonely at night......

"Why don't you send me back to my room?" I'm angry, and the consequences of this incident are still a bit serious.

"Oh, Aunt Cat said, I'm a guest, and I can't be lazy, so let me sleep in your room, Master. And then...... You're the master anyway, just sleep on the couch. Aunt Cat said it was basic etiquette. Long Li looked at me with some embarrassment and said.

He slept in my room? Do I sleep on the couch? Is he a guest? He is my apprentice, how can there be a reason why the apprentice sleeps on the bed and the master sleeps on the sofa? If it were a brain hole, would he do it? Definitely not! It's good that he won't let me fan him.

I glanced at Sister Cat with resentful eyes. This kitten, usually when adults are at home, it is a cat. Now that the adults are not at home, it has become a king. When Chen Xiaodong comes back, I have to sue it, what did I want to sue it last time? I want to think about it...... Forget it, I can't remember it, so let's just make up a few sins for it. There are no words for the sin you want to add, kitten, you wait for me, let me sleep on the sofa, there is a price.

"What? Are you not convinced? Sister Cat looked at me proudly and said.

"Convincing, especially convincing." I was unwilling to be unforgiving, and replied angrily.

"Your tone doesn't look like you're convinced." Sister Cat is quite good at observing words and feelings. That's right, it seems that these pets are born with this ability and are very good at pleasing their owners.

"My breath is convincing. Sister Cat, what are we going to eat at noon? "When I learned that it was the second day, I suddenly felt a little hungry.

"Really? Then you've been sleeping on the couch for the past few days. When Master comes back, he arranges a room for Lili, and then you go back to your room to sleep. Luckily? "Sister Cat, this is obviously an inch, Long Li can sleep in my room for one night, and he still has to sleep for several nights.

No wonder I dreamed of sleeping in a firewood room, and for a long time, I really didn't sleep in a good place. Hey, compared to the firewood room, I should be content to sleep on such a comfortable sofa.

These days, a cat can bully me. I have to work hard, I want to be strong, I want this cat to stop despising me. I want this to be a disciple, and only listen to my commands. I want that Chen Xiaodong, I can only look like a child in front of me. I want Lu Hongling to marry me as a daughter-in-law...... (To be continued.) )