017 Meng Xin Xiao Qi Ling and Meng Xin Demon King
The www.biquge.info Guanyin Bodhisattva moved over and asked innocently, "Can we eat noodles now?" ”
Do you still eat noodles......
Sister, the pot is gone, will you let me make you fried noodles in the palm of my hand?
But I haven't had time to learn the 'Seventy-Two Changes' yet......
It's so melancholy!
Guanyin Bodhisattva himself sensed that something was wrong, tilted his head and said, "I remember that noodles grew out of the pot...... Ahh......h
Meng Xinyan is a little relieved, although the word 'long' is not appropriate, but you finally understand this common-sense question, it is not easy, congratulations......
Then he listened to Guanyin Bodhisattva go on to say, "Isn't that noodle forever extinct......
Meng Xinyi sat on the ground!
I'm so stupid, really, I actually expect Guanyin to treat the Bodhisattva You will have common sense, what is the difference between this and expecting Lily to have a child......
In the future, Bodhisattva, you only need to be responsible for 'summoning the Divine Dragon, defeating the Great Demon King, and saving the world', and leave the small things related to common sense to mortals like me to do!"
At this moment, there was a sudden 'thud' of a heavy object falling to the ground in the room, and even the floor trembled!
Meng Xin turned around, only to see the Jade Emperor resist a half-human-high round tripod and come in and slam on the ground!
The Jade Emperor glanced at the place where the stove was, "Is it really burned?" The fire of Guanyin Master is the 'Nine Ding Divine Fire', which is ten times stronger than the Taishang Laojun's 'Six Ding Divine Fire', and a mere pile of mortal earth and stone can be refined in less than a breath......"
Damn, you already knew that you would say, come up and stop it, what does it mean to quietly leave Mimi?
If you don't see that you are the Jade Emperor, labor and management really want to bite you a few times and kick you a few times!
In other words, which drama are you going to shoot when you come back?
The Jade Emperor patted Yuanding and said, "Familiar with this thing, isn't it?" Its name is 'Bagua Furnace', and it is a pair of yin and yang with Taishang Laojun's alchemy, but he was kicked over by a monkey, hehe! ”
Meng Xin raised his eyebrows, the name of the 'Bagua Furnace' is like thunder, the furnace contains its own Qiankun, the space is almost infinite, and it can also withstand the 'Liuding Divine Fire' for many years without destroying it, it can be regarded as an anti-heaven artifact!
It turns out that this artifact turned out to be a twin!
But what is the Jade Emperor carrying it in?
The Jade Emperor continued: "Let's use it to cook noodles today, it should be better than a pot stove!" ”
Meng Xinyan looked confused, cooking noodles in a gossip oven? You have such an idea, why don't you go to heaven - paralyzed, put it well, this guy can really go to heaven!
Let's be reasonable, what did Taishang Laojun refine with the 'gossip furnace': nine-turn elixir, golden hoop stick, nine-tooth nail rake...... None of them are ordinary!
You're going to let me make it out of it now?
Do you want to scramble tomatoes and eggs another day?
Did you do this with the stove in mind?
The other party is an artifact, hey, hey, hey, it's good to cry!
What you do is simply an insult and abuse of the artifact, and it is inhumane...... No, miserable!
If you dare to say such cruel things again, I will definitely go to the 'Artifact Protection Organization' to sue you!"
Meng Xin don't go overboard and disdain to talk to such a 'cruel god'!
Whoever wants to cook this noodle today will cook it, and I won't go anyway......
The Jade Emperor patted the stove again and said, "After this meal, I will give it to you, and it will be regarded as a reward and a meeting gift!" ”
Meng Xin jumped up and patted the soil on his buttocks, "Use it to cook noodles, right, then what are we waiting for, hurry up and start, the meat is almost pickled, how to use this thing?" Do you want to drip blood to recognize the Lord or something...... "Really, if you said this earlier, wouldn't there be so much trouble, wasting people's feelings!"
The Jade Emperor pondered for a moment, "I've thought about it a little inconsiderately, and its machine spirit probably won't cooperate with us to make such a trivial matter as cooking noodles, or forget it......"
Meng Xinyi pressed the Jade Emperor's hand and said with a smile: "If it dares not to cooperate with me, it will beat it to the extent that its mother doesn't know it, and it should cooperate!" ”
The Jade Emperor said, "...... That's cruel, isn't it? It's an artifact, it's going to cry! ”
Meng Xin said: "The ancients had a cloud: if the son is not beaten, he will not be able to become a weapon, and if he is beaten, he may be able to grow into an immortal weapon!" ”
Hey, you changed the word, it's clearly 'teaching', which ancient person would be as cruel and bloodthirsty as you? The Jade Emperor gave him a strange look!
I don't know if it's a delusion, the Jade Emperor feels that the gossip furnace seems to be trembling - this kid is really frightened, he is just a budding little artifact, he has respected teachers since he was a child, loves life, advocates peace, and was once named the "Artifact Academy" The three good artifacts, when he sees other older artifacts, he will take the initiative to call uncles, aunts, brothers and sisters, but he can be obedient, how have he ever seen such a cruel person as Meng Xin...... No, it's not a human, it's the Great Demon King!
Meng Xin asked again: "How should I use this thing?" ”
The Jade Emperor pointed his finger and introduced: "Below here is the furnace fire cabin, which can store the fire of the furnace; There are eight holes on the furnace wall, which belong to the eight trigrams: Qian, Kan, Gen, Zhen, Xun, Li, Kun, Dui, each hole is its own Qiankun, independent of each other, the performance is different, eight holes can be alchemy at the same time, if necessary, it can also be connected to each other, it is very convenient! ”
In other words, there are eight independent spaces in the Bagua Furnace, with different attributes, just like the five elements, but if necessary, different spaces can also be connected to each other!
It's an artifact, it's really convenient!
Meng Xin asked again: "What hole should be used for stir-frying and cooking noodles?" ”
After he asked, he realized that this question was painful enough, and the immortal who refined the 'Bagua Furnace' must not have considered the situation of stir-frying vegetables and boiling noodles!
The Jade Emperor touched his nose, Rao Yi also felt a little embarrassed with his cheekiness, "As long as you are proficient in control, you can use that hole casually, this one is not picky!" As for now...... Jade Emperor pointed to a pit in the lid of the stove, "you can cook it here!" ”
That pit is just a decoration, right......
Meng Xin feels so melancholy again!
Forget it, don't dwell on this matter, anyway, a generation of artifacts has been reduced to a noodle pot, and no matter how stumbling things are, you can accept it - the most important thing is that if you continue to entangle, the meat will really be pickled!
He glanced at it and said, "No fire?" "The inside of the fire chamber is empty!
The Jade Emperor turned his head to look at Guanyin Bodhisattva, "Master Guanyin, you can match a fire!" ”
Guanyin Bodhisattva readily agreed, and with a pinch, he blew a trace of red flames into it, and a monstrous flame immediately ignited in the furnace cabin, just like a mountain of flames!
The Jade Emperor said: "What the Bodhisattva has given you is the fire of the Nine Ding Divine Fire, a first-class divine fire, and it will be sealed in it when you don't use it - okay, now let's start cooking noodles!" ”
Meng Xin was so happy that he was sincerely grateful to the Bodhisattva, and then he picked up the spatula again and knocked a little oil!
As soon as the oil was in the 'pot', I heard a sound of snort, and there was not a drop of oil left after the white smoke......
Damn, it's too hot!
Meng Xin frowned slightly, "Is this broken furnace okay?" If you put the meat down, it has to be charred! ”
Then a magical scene appeared, Dan Lu seemed to understand what he meant, and the temperature actually took the initiative to drop!
Meng Xin felt good, and said, "Drop a little more!" ”
The temperature has really dropped a lot!
The Jade Emperor was surprised, "It's strange, you obviously don't even use the law, how can it listen to you?" ”
If you don't listen, you can't do it, it's just a budding little instrument spirit, and she's afraid of being beaten by the new demon king!