018 April is your trick

Although the prelude was not very smooth, there was no further mistake in the back, and Meng Xin successfully completed the three-person face!

The only regret is that there are too few of them, and the taste is slightly light!

But even so, the Jade Emperor and Guanyin Bodhisattva are full of praise!

Meng Xin later learned that they used to take turns cooking, and each 'cook' had limited requirements for cooking meals, and they didn't know anything about seasonings, either they were bland and tasteless, or they directly pit a bag of salt, and when they ate it, they had to process it twice to refine the salt!

Occasionally, Granny Meng or Tai Bai Xing will bring back takeaways from the mortal world, so that they can eat with a personal appearance - that's right, just a human appearance, because you can't imagine the situation where a bunch of immortals coax a plate of fish-flavored shredded pork, all kinds of immortal magic weapons are in battle, and the monkeys who captured grandchildren didn't have this momentum back then!

As for why every 'cook' requirement for a meal is limited to cooking, because...... If you make it delicious, you have to keep making it, hehe!

After the meal, Guanyin Bodhisattva moved over gracefully and patted Meng Xin on the shoulder, "You are very good, I will look for you in the future!" Then she left the house!

The Jade Emperor also took the opportunity to give Meng Xin a thumbs up, "Your work is indeed very good, and I appreciate it too!" ”

Is it a delusion? Why do you feel like your words sound so awkward......

Do you think I'm a call girl?

Have you paid for the prostitution?

- What a gift!

Meng Xinmo held the gossip furnace, and the more he looked at it, the more he liked it, "It's a pity that it's too big to take, if only it could be smaller!" ”

Then a magical scene appeared, the gossip furnace really shrunk, and in a moment it became only the size of a watermelon!

The Jade Emperor was amazed, "It seems that this furnace is right for you, but it doesn't even listen to my words, it actually listens to you!" ”

Meng Xin smiled, if you want to beat him, he will listen to you. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 ο½‰ο½Žfo

"Zoom out a little more!"

The gossip furnace finally shrank to the size of a child's fist, and was grabbed by Meng Xin in his hand, like a bouncy ball, and then put it in his pocket!

Meng Xin was in a good mood, "It's not early, I'll go home first, see you tomorrow!" ”

The Jade Emperor lay on the long chair and beckoned repeatedly, "Don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry, come here, I want to call you!" ”

Tapping, does this mean to pass on the gong?

But why are you putting on a pretentious look?

Do you want to unsubtly rule me, and then pass on the gong?

Meng Xin was struggling fiercely in his heart, whether to walk over with a smile on his face, or scold the stinky hooligan and slam the door directly, it was so difficult to choose!

Meng Xin felt that he was a principled person, so he ...... walked over with a straight face......

"What are you doing?"

The Jade Emperor squinted his eyes and said lazily: "Young people don't always talk with emotion, the old man should listen to you humbly, otherwise you will definitely suffer a big loss - Tai Bai Xing asked you to be in charge of the life of a god in the mortal world, do you understand what this means?" ”

Oh, it turns out that it's not about unspoken rules and passing on gong, so you can make it clear...... Isn't this a thing?

Meng Xin scratched his head in embarrassment, "Just let me raise you." "It's probably similar to the 'pet care' service of the pet hospital, but let's say it first, the agent is not walking!

The Jade Emperor snorted and said, "We have been living in this village for several years, and we are used to it, if there is no accident, you basically don't need to worry about it!" ”

Meng Xin later learned that they did not live in one place permanently, they would move after a while, they moved here three years ago, and they have lived until now!

The Jade Emperor continued: "But there is one thing that must be your responsibility, and this is the ......" He rubbed his thumb back and forth on his middle and index fingers, rubbing out a strong philistine atmosphere!

"Money?"

Meng Xin couldn't believe his eyes and comprehension ability, the Jade Emperor actually talked to him about money......

Pick me up the 'fairy baggage', bastard!

The Jade Emperor nodded abruptly, "You can teach you - most of our immortals can't enter the WTO due to various circumstances, and a few of them don't have the opportunity to join the WTO or don't want to join the WTO, so they will live in seclusion in this deserted village!" Naturally, there is no financial resource, but we have to eat...... So you get the idea! ”

Well, I can really understand this, as long as you live in the mortal world, how can you still be separated from money, and the Jade Emperor is no exception.

Unless they steal and rob, but obviously they can't do that!

But the problem is that I don't have any money, I'm so poor that I eat dirt, and I have more than four dollars in my body!

It's embarrassing!

Meng Xin asked: "Who was responsible for this before?" He realized something, "Could it be Laojun and Mother-in-law?" ”

The Jade Emperor said, "You guessed right! ”

Meng Xin was stunned at that time, those two went on a trip, dare to love this matter is really going to fall on him?

But he really didn't have any money, and he didn't have a diploma or a way out, and he couldn't even find a decent job - it became an unsolvable problem!

Holding on to the last glimmer of hope, he asked, "There should be any money left over from the money they made before, right?" ”

The Jade Emperor stared at him faintly, "Originally, there was a leftover, but it was gone!" ”

What the hell is 'Boom', you should explain it to me!

The Jade Emperor stretched out a finger, and various scenes appeared on his fingertips, just like a 3D movie, and it was not realisticβ€”he continued: "The blinding method is indeed the most basic spell, and it can be used with a little Taoism. But the more precious something is, the more difficult it is to change it out by means of a trick – the criterion for judging 'precious' depends on the eagerness of sentient beings to get it. ”

Literally, Meng Xin understood, but he didn't understand why the Jade Emperor said this paragraph abruptly, could it be ...... This is the usual tactic in novels and TV dramas - forced explanations?

The Jade Emperor continued: "When sentient beings want to get something, they will form a kind of wish in the dark, and this will hinder the implementation of the obscuring method, and the 'circulating currency' is something that almost all sentient beings want to get!" ”

That is to say......

'Circulating money' is one of the hardest things to conjure?

The 100,000 yuan that the mother-in-law conjured up......

Meng Xin suddenly understood something, and his face became so ugly and ugly!

The Jade Emperor smiled, "It seems that you have understood, although Sister Meng's Taoism is not weak, she can't turn steamed buns into money, as far as I know, there are no more than a few immortals who can do this!" ”

"So...... Is that 100,000 dollars actually real? And then I lost it? ”

Meng Xin felt that the world was spinning for a while, and he was unstable on his feet and slumped directly on the chair, and he had the same reaction as Meng Po and Tai Bai Xing - was he considered to have been eaten by his own 'immortal art'?

No wonder Mother-in-law and Lao Jun will run away, it is him and he will run!

But in this way, his 'seventy-two changes' are also a blessing in disguise? If it weren't for Lao Jun's rush to run away, he would definitely have to carry out the assessment of 'three-five-nine products', and finally be able to learn a fireball technique!

Koko, his mood suddenly changed unexpectedly well!