"That abominable madwoman!"

The stars are dotted, and the silver man is Miao. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info was wandering around Wuzhuang like a ghost, Tang Seng suddenly scolded, and then said angrily: "Uncle, I'm not afraid of tomorrow, I'm not afraid of the ground, why do I want to hide from that crazy woman!" ”

"Then you'll go see her." As long as Tang Seng has no one around her, Lianhua is always unwilling to be lonely, she teased: "Anyway, you say you're not afraid, then don't hide, go see her." ”

"Kill me!" Decidenatively rejected Lianhua's proposal, Tang Seng said solemnly: "The sun is shining, the wind is beautiful, such a good weather is not comfortable going around outside to see that crazy woman, are you stupid to be an uncle?" ”

"Coward!" Lianhua said with disdain: "Obviously I'm afraid of Zhen Yuanzi, but I just found some reason, and I still found it so bad, and I said that the sun was good at night, you shameless coward!" ”

"What's wrong with being cowardly, if you have the ability, you will jump out and beat me!" was exposed to the lie, but Tang Seng did not blush at all, but began to play scoundrels.

Tang Seng couldn't do anything about him if he didn't play tricks, not to mention that he started to cheat, so Lianhua snorted lightly and decided to keep silent, no longer wasting his strength arguing with him.

"Hey, Lianhua, don't ...... Hey? Lianhua didn't speak, Tang Seng suddenly felt bored, he wanted to provoke her a few words, and then continued to talk to her, but he found something in the middle of his mouth.

The moonlight was lightly sprinkled, pouring down as gently as water, and in the courtyard, under a tree, a white-haired woman was looking at the moon intently, alone, feeling very lonely.

Stopping in the corridor, looking at Li Er, who was sitting alone under the tree in the courtyard, and looking at Li Er in a daze in the sky, Tang Seng couldn't help but be stunned: "Why is she still there?" Why are you still hiding yourself? ”

"Seems to be waiting for you." Coldly, Lianhua's voice came out.

"Why do you want to add it seemingly, don't you know everything?"

"Aren't you okay too?"

"Hmph, don't be funny, if you know everything, you won't have to live this day, will you be extremely boring?"

"You're right." Responding angrily, Lianhua said, "Aren't you going to take a look?" ”

"What do you say?" Shrugging his shoulders, Tang Seng walked down the stairs from the corridor to the courtyard, and then went to Li Er's side. Squatting down beside Li Er, Tang Seng unceremoniously poked her face with his fingers.

"It feels good." Smacking his lips and giving a conclusion, Tang Seng sat down beside Li Er, put his hands behind his head, cast his eyes on the night sky, and asked: "Lazy ghost, why are you still alone here in a daze so late?" He still hides himself from being seen, is he planning to hide here for the rest of his life? ”

Li Er performed a spell nearby, and everyone would subconsciously forget about this place and not come. Of course, Sha Manhua, Jia, and Zhen Yuanzi don't count.

"No, I'm waiting for you."

A lazy and soft voice came out of Li Er's mouth, which immediately made Tang Seng wonder: "We are very familiar? ”

Tilting his head and smiling at Tang Seng, Li Er said softly: "We know each other today." ”

"Since we only met today, why are you waiting for me?" Retract your gaze at the night sky. Turning to look at Li Er, Tang Seng was very puzzled: "Wuzhuang View is so big, aren't you afraid that I won't come?" ”

Don't look at Tang Seng who can turn around at will, in fact, it's just luck. Because the Wuzhuang view is very large, and many places in the view have used the Sumeru spell, it is normal to walk, even if you walk for ten days and eight days, you can't finish it.

Under Tang Seng's gaze, Li Er's slightly narrowed eyes slowly turned into a beautiful crescent moon: "Keep believing that you will come." ”

Tang Seng: "......"

Looking at Li Er's eyes full of trust, Tang Seng suddenly didn't know what to say.

"What, listening to you say that, why do you feel like you'll become a scumbag if you don't come by accident." Scratching his head and muttering, Tang Seng couldn't help but sigh: "Okay, okay, now that I'm here, what are you going to let me do?" Could it be that you want to stay here until dawn? ”

The smile fell, and Li Er, who was still lazy and intellectual just now, pouted like a little girl at this time: "I really want to sleep, it's too troublesome~"

Tang Seng: "......"

Hey, you're too old man, Daozu is here, don't maliciously sell cute! was flashed by Li Er's cute appearance, Tang Seng couldn't help but pull her face with both hands and then pulled it up: "Don't pout, don't pout, bastard." It's so cute, don't destroy the image of Daozu in your uncle's mind! ”

Her face was pulled, Li Er couldn't pout anymore, she said unhappily: "I want to rest~"

"Then go ahead." Seeing that Li Er was not pouting and selling cuteness, Tang Seng let go of her face and pointed to the house not far away, he said angrily: "The house is there, just two steps away, why are you still rubbing here?" ”

Li Er blinked, fluttering his long eyelashes and looked at Tang Seng intently, neither moving nor speaking.

"The house is there, don't look at me!"

Stare at~

"Bastard guy, uncle is not your subordinate!"

Stare at~

"Look again, be careful that Uncle cleans you up!"

Staring ~ staring ~ staring ~

No matter what Tang Seng said, how he flashed Li Er's gaze, Li Er just stared at him.

"Really...... I'm afraid of you. ”

patted his head with both hands, and Tang Seng, who was being stared at, finally surrendered. stood up, then bent down and picked up Li Er, he said angrily: "It's bad luck to meet you, a lazy woman, say it, where do you want to rest?" ”

His eyes bent happily, holding the tattered wedding dress of Tang Seng in his arms, Li Er signaled Tang Seng with his eyes - whatever!

……

Although it is said that he is the husband of Zhen Yuanzi, the lord of Wuzhuang Temple, but this identity comes inexplicably, and he was married by Zhen Yuanzi when he woke up from sleep, and Tang Seng did not stay long in Wuzhuang Temple, so it is naturally impossible to be familiar with Wuzhuang Temple.

didn't want to trouble Lianhua over such a trivial matter, so Tang Seng's original plan was to take Li Er to the wing room where he had just come to Wuzhuang Temple and had been entertained by Qingfeng Mingyue. But luckily, I met a female Taoist priest on the road, so under her guidance, I chose a closer room.

On the way, he found that the female Taoist priest always secretly looked at Li Er who was held in his arms, Tang Seng couldn't help but say, "Hey, what are you looking at?" ”

"Ahem, no, nothing." When the small action was discovered, the female Taoist priest couldn't help but be a little embarrassed, and touched her nose in disguise, so she changed the topic: "By the way, the apprentice's name is Beixing, and the master can call the apprentice Beixing directly." ”

"Okay, Star." Tang Seng nodded happily.

North Star: "......"

The corner of his eye jumped uncontrollably, and Beixing forced a smile: "It's Beixing, Master." ”

"Little Star?"

“…… Forget it, it's better to be a star. ”

Looking at Tang Seng who pretended to be puzzled, Beixing dispelled the idea of asking him to change his words. Glancing at Li Er, who was nodding in Tang Seng's arms, as if he was going to fall asleep at any time, Beixing said cautiously: "Master, how long have you known Lord Taishang?" ”

"You say this slacker?"

Slacker?! The Great Khan of the North Star smiled dryly and did not dare to speak. She is not Tang Seng, anyone dares to ridicule, taunting her in front of Li Er, she will die a miserable death!

Looking down at Li Er, who was drooping his eyelids in his arms and quietly like a sleeping beauty, Tang Seng looked very disgusted: "One day is enough, how long do you want me to know this lazy guy?" ”

North Star: "......"

It's only been a day since I met Taishang Laojun, and I was able to hold her without being killed, and I really deserve to be a man who can melt the master - amazing!

In an instant, Beixing was impressed by Tang Seng's ability to hook up with immortals, and even his eyes changed when he looked at him, and he almost flashed a few stars in his eyes to express his worship!

Being stared at by Beixing's gaze from the mountains, Tang Seng subconsciously took a step sideways to avoid the admiring gaze that made him frightened, and said casually: "By the way, what about your master?" ”

"Master ......" rolled his eyes a few times in the opposite direction of Tang Seng's gaze, thinking of the reason why he was here, and Zhen Yuanzi's instructions, Beixing said quietly: "Ah, I've already returned to the room." I just passed by, and I happened to see a figure in the master's house, but I don't know if I saw it wrong, the figure seemed to be hanging upside down in the house. ”

It's also a shame that the master can think of that kind of method, it's really hard. Glancing at the thoughtful Tang Seng, Beixing, who was muttering something in his heart, secretly bared his teeth, and then said very indifferently: "Probably mistaken, after all, the master is not here, and she is the only one in the master's room." On weekdays, we can't even enter the master's house, how can someone be hung upside down in the room. ”

"Is that so......" Glancing at Beixing, who had superb acting skills and did not show any flaws, Tang Seng squinted, and changed the topic with a smile.

……

We chatted all the way and soon arrived at our destination.

Thoughtfully opened the door for Tang Seng, who was holding Li Er, and Beixing smiled: "Master, this is the wing room you are looking for." ”

"Thank you for leading the way." Nodding, Tang Seng carried Li Er into the house.

North Star also wanted to follow into the house and help tidy it up, but when he stepped out of the side room, he was hit by the air full of stars.

“…… Sure enough, just like the master, outsiders are never allowed to enter the house when they are resting. ”

Covering his head and muttering a few words in a depressed manner, Beixing suddenly admired Tang Seng even more.

I've only known each other for a day, not only hugging it, but even allowing it to follow up the house when it's time to rest, this master is simply amazing!

can actually pick such a husband, what a master!

Turning around and bowing in the direction of Zhen Yuanzi's resting place to express his endless admiration for the master, Beixing shouted twice at Tang Seng at the door of the house: "Master, Master, if you still have something to do, take the first step, remember to go back to accompany the master after arranging the Taishang...... Oops. ”

Before he finished speaking, suddenly there was an ouch, and the people of the North Star disappeared at the door.

Looking down at Li Er, who was still half-closed in his arms and looked like he had nothing to do, Tang Seng suddenly felt that she was a little too much of an old gentleman's demeanor, and drove people away without saying anything.

For the unlucky Beixing, who was thrown away, Tang Seng happily put Li Er on the stool on the side. Then he went to the bedside, threw aside the cushion on the bed, and then took out the futon inside and spread it out.

After doing all this, Tang Seng turned around and left the house I don't know where he went, and when he came back after a while, he had a wooden basin full of water in his hand. picked up the wet wipes in the basin and wrung them out, and then gently wiped off the two lazy words that had been hanging on her face for a day, and then smiled: "Okay, your face is clean, the bed has been made up for you, you can rest." ”

"Oh." Responding gently, Li Er said slowly: "Wide clothes." ”

Tang Seng: "......"

was already planning to leave, but when he heard Li Er's words in vain, Tang Seng suddenly stumbled and almost fell to the ground. He looked at Li Er in astonishment: "Did you say something wrong or did I hear it wrong, what did you just say?" ”

"Wide clothes~" As if saying that the weather is good today, Li Er glanced at Tang Seng who was scratching his ears vigorously, wondering if his ears were accidentally broken, and then said: "I can't sleep." ”

After scratching for a long time, he finally determined that his ears were fine, Tang Seng almost didn't jump, he said angrily: "Fart! Uncle, I never take off my clothes when I sleep on the road, and when I meet you, I also say that I fell asleep when I was in a hurry, okay? If you don't have wide clothes, you can't sleep, so can't you wear wide clothes when you're in a hurry!? ”

"Huh?" As if he didn't understand what Tang Seng was saying, Li Er glanced at him in confusion, and then said, "Wide clothes." ”

"Don't do it!" Resolutely refusing Li Er's request, Tang Seng took a step back and kept a distance from her: "You have hands and feet and you are not a patient, why do you want me to help you loosen your clothes?" Take it off yourself! ”

"No, it won't."

Tang Seng: "......"

Tang Seng was stunned for a moment, and when he came back to his senses, he almost didn't give Li Er's answer to death: "You can't even take off your clothes, who are you lazy women fooling!" ”

"Spell, forgot." Looking at Tang Seng seriously, Li Er, who rarely opened his eyes, tilted his head slightly and smiled: "Please, Tang Seng." ”

There are many people who have said to Tang Seng please, for those who ask, Tang Seng who can agree always agrees, but Tang Seng who can't agree will immediately refuse. And between the promise and the refusal, it belongs to the pitiful number of hesitations.

But this time, in the face of Li Er's please, Tang Seng rarely hesitated.

I wanted to refuse, but I couldn't say anything about Li Er's trusting smile. I want to agree, but I've only known Li Er for a day, and I have been wearing wide clothes for a day, although it's just wide clothes, but what is that called!

After struggling for a while, Tang Seng finally made a decision.

It's wide, it's wide, it's what people ask for anyway, what am I afraid of, uncle?

Comforting himself like this, Tang Seng put aside those indifferent scruples - for him, if he hadn't just met Li Er, it really didn't matter if he took off her clothes or something!

"Remember, don't shout indecent, and don't think anything crooked about my uncle, my uncle is not a showman."

A warning made Li Er smile even more happily, Tang Seng came to her side, and then neatly untied the white belt she tied around her waist.

Li Er wore a black and white robe, the belt was unfastened, and the robe was loosened to both sides, revealing two fish embroidered in black and white, a pair of plump and bulging silk purple belly pockets on the chest and two slender and flawless white legs at the bottom, plus obscene pants of the same color as the belly pocket.

"It's in good shape~" casually glanced at the beautiful scenery that was revealed after Li Er's wide robe, Tang Seng teased and grabbed the sleeve of the robe, and simply took off the robe.

Without much hesitation, one hand grabbed Li Er's bare back, and the other hand passed through her thighs, in a soft touch and fragrant fragrance, Tang Seng picked Li Er up, and then walked to the side of the bed in three or two steps and put her down, and then pulled the quilt over her body.

"Have a good rest, uncle, let's go first."

I was afraid that Li Er would suddenly do something again, and put forward some non-trivial requirements - such as sleeping together, sleeping together, sleeping together, or something. So after placing her, Tang Seng ran out of the room without saying anything, and then said goodbye.

waved his hand at Li Er in the house, and then closed the door for Li Er, who would definitely not come to close the door, and Tang Seng ran away decisively.

Staying in the room, looking at the top of the bed, Li Er suddenly laughed.

"No greed, no desire, free and easy...... Hehe. ”

With an inexplicable burst of laughter, a gust of wind suddenly appeared in the room. The quilt covering Li Er's body was lifted and folded, and then the robe on the side flew to the side of the bed out of thin air.

The body was suspended, and then the invisible wind put on a robe for him, tied a belt, and hid the exposed spring light of his body, Li Er lay on the bed sideways, and really closed his eyes.

……