"Something doesn't feel right. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

ran out of smoke all the way, until he was sure that Li Er couldn't suddenly come out and pull his clothes and stare at himself to find faults, Tang Seng clasped his hands to his chest and pondered as he walked.

"Looking at the attitude of Xiaoxing (North Star) just now, that lazy woman shouldn't be so easy to deal with, why is that attitude towards me? let her back, let her hug, and finally let me help her loosen her clothes...... No, I always feel that something is wrong. ”

Thinking about his chin, Tang Seng said to himself: "Could it be that I was fascinated by the handsome and earth-shattering appearance of my uncle, crying ghosts and gods, and unparalleled in all worlds, and fell in love at first sight?" ”

"Ahh Disgusted by Tang Seng's narcissism, Lianhua couldn't help but spit: "Just you narcissist, only blind people can look at you!" ”

"Uh-huh, let's say you." Nodding, Tang Seng agreed.

Lianhua: "......"

After a period of silence, Lian Hua said, "Do you want to be beaten?" ”

Answering this kind of question, Tang Seng always did not hesitate: "I don't want to at all!" ”

"Then shut up!" Lianhua's voice sounded like grinding her teeth: "If you dare to talk nonsense again, be careful that I release thunder to split you, heaven will punish you, will you be afraid of heaven punishment?" ”

"When I told me about the matter, did you become angry?" Tang Seng didn't believe that Lianhua would do something to him, so he smiled and said, "Don't be shy, who is with whom in the relationship between the two of us?" ”

"You follow me!"

"Tsk, what a heartless answer." Smacking his lips, and no longer teasing Lianhua, Tang Seng began to wonder what was wrong with Li Er.

"Taishang Laojun, this identity should be similar to that crazy woman's ancestor of the earth immortals, that crazy woman began to die coldly, Li Er of the same level shouldn't be so easy to bully."

“…… How can you see that Li Er is easy to bully? Originally, he decided not to talk to Tang Seng, but as soon as he spoke, Lianhua couldn't help but answer.

Tang Seng asked rhetorically: "Stepping on her ass, writing on her face, and pinching her face, these are all at my disposal without resisting, who is she good to bully?" ”

"Is Li Shimin easy to bully?"

"Hey, what did you say about that tigress all of a sudden?" Tang Seng raised his eyebrows in surprise, and then nodded happily: "It's a bully!" ”

Although he always keeps saying that Li Shimin is a tigress, in fact, except for some times when he is overstimulated, Li Shimin is mostly the one who is bullied - Tang Seng!

"Try replacing you with someone else, do you think anyone will think Li Shimin is easy to bully?"

"Well...... Probably the tigress will order to be killed, and then the corpse will be whipped a hundred times. ”

Thinking of the consequences of others provoking Li Shimin's tigress, Tang Seng couldn't help but mourn in silence. Then, he hammered his hand to confirm one thing: "Sure enough, the lazy woman was indeed fascinated by the handsome appearance of the uncle, and I fell in love with the uncle at first sight." ”

Don't use this as a reason, the handsome and dashing Tang Seng really can't find a reason for Li Er to look at him differently.

Handsome and dashing Tang Seng, well, handsome and dashing Tang Seng. Writing down this sentence in his heart, Tang Seng laughed proudly.

Lianhua: "......"

Suddenly, I felt that I should really use a few heavenly thunderbolts to kill a shameless fake monk, so that I would not be disgusted in the future.

After pondering for a while, Lianhua finally reluctantly gave up the tempting idea, although sometimes she really wanted to kill Tang Seng in a day, but sure enough, she was not willing to do it at all.

Alas, it was really a stroke of fate to meet this guy.

Sighing in her heart, Lianhua said angrily: "I said don't be narcissistic, just like you, how can someone fall in love with you at first sight?" ”

Tang Seng: "......" In an instant, the smile froze!

Tang Seng hated three things most in his life, first: saying that he was not handsome. Second: Say he's not handsome. Third: It's still fucking that he doesn't say he's handsome!

Now that Lianhua has committed all three of them in one breath, Tang Seng suddenly became furious, his eyebrows raised angrily, and he jumped straight in place: "What do you mean by me like this!?" Lianhua, is it true that your chick is uncomfortable if you don't go right with your uncle? Yes! Come out! Have the ability to come out! Look at how I can clean you up like this! ”

"Don't." Decisively rejected Tang Seng, Lianhua snorted: "Don't pretend, I won't let you get lucky." If you want to see me, wait until you're sure you don't have the idea of running away. ”

"Hey, cunning fellow." Ji Lianhua came out, and then saw what she looked like, and the little abacus failed, and Tang Seng, who had just been thunderous, suddenly looked stupid: "I've known you for so long, but I don't let people look at you once, I'm really a stingy ghost." ”

"Forget it, if you don't come out, you won't come out, I'm used to it anyway."

Tang Seng muttered, and then didn't bother to continue to dwell on the reason why Li Er looked at him differently: "How does that lazy woman love it, anyway, I don't feel malice, it doesn't matter if she has any thoughts, or just just lazy, the uncle doesn't have that brain." ”

"Don't bother to think about anything, you're really as wide as ever."

"If you think too much, you'll be tired." Tang Seng shrugged his shoulders in a dashing manner, suddenly remembered something, and couldn't help but look sideways in the direction of the happy house he escaped from this morning: "Then again, just now Xiaoxing said who was hanging in the crazy woman's room, is she really wrong?" ”

I don't know why, but when I think of it, I feel like a sense of conspiracy is blowing in my face.

"No, it's not." Lianhua said in a relaxed tone: "Zhen Yuanzi, after letting the apprentices come to you again, they did hang themselves upside down in the room with ropes tied to their legs." ”

- "Huh!?" ”

Suddenly raised his voice, Tang Seng's eyes suddenly widened, and he was so shocked that his tongue almost bitten: "What are you talking about?!" ”

"I said, after letting the apprentices come to you again, Zhen Yuanzi hung himself upside down with a rope in the room." tirelessly repeating a sentence, Lianhua's tone sounded serious, but it always gave Tang Seng a feeling of schadenfreude: "Hard is not good, soft must come." It's not okay to be horizontal, it's to be relied on. That little girl named Beixing went to Chang'an City to inquire about your experience, and then recorded it in a book, and the sentence in the book given to Zhen Yuanzi is really a classic. ”

After knowing Tang Seng for so long, Lianhua had to admit that the sixteen words that Beixing wrote to Zhen Yuanzi in the book were definitely the most effective against Tang Seng!

didn't care about Lianhua's ridicule, Tang Seng said with a dark face: "That crazy woman, she really hung herself?" ”

"Ah, in order for you to accept her, you actually did this kind of thing, Zhen Yuanzi, it's really amazing that the ancestor of the earth immortals who are high above is in love~"

With a playful elongated voice, Lianhua happily added: "I forgot to mention that Zhen Yuanzi didn't use mana to protect himself when he hung himself, and the rope is also a thing called the Immortal Rope." By now, Zhen Yuanzi has been hanging for an hour, and if you don't go, she will probably hang herself until her legs are no longer usable...... Well, by the way, she is a fairy, even if her leg is temporarily broken and cannot be used, there will still be a way to recover in the future. ”

The body turned around uncontrollably, and then ran quickly in a certain direction, Tang Seng gritted his teeth and said, "You dead chick, are you instigating me not to go!?" ”

Without hiding the cheerfulness in his tone at all, Lianhua said: "No, I'm just explaining some facts, and by the way, I'll give you a reason not to go to see Zhen Yuanzi." ”

"Do you think there's a reason to get away with it?! That abominable madwoman!! ”

The foot slammed on the ground, a slight wave of qi was raised, and the angry Tang Seng disappeared here like the wind.

……

In the blink of an eye, he came to the house that he had planned to kill since he escaped, and he didn't hesitate to breathe, and pushed the door open violently.

There were many lights and shadows in the house, and they were tied to the calves together with the robes, and the three thousand green silks almost hung down on the ground, and Zhen Yuanzi, who was hanging upside down on the beams of the house, saw it.

As soon as Tang Seng appeared, Zhen Yuanzi raised his head (the beam of the house is not short) and greeted him with a smile: "Husband." ”

Seeing that Zhen Yuanzi really hung himself up as Lianhua said, Tang Seng was almost mad. There was no time to respond to Zhen Yuanzi's greeting, and he came to her almost instantly.

Exhaled, let the immortal rope that tied Zhen Yuanzi fall off, and hugged the fallen Zhen Yuanzi in his arms, Tang Seng scolded angrily: "Husband, you are big!" Actually abusing yourself like this, are you really crazy this stinky!? ”

The blood flowed backwards, causing a smile to appear on his flushed face, and Zhen Yuanzi said a little weakly: "I know that my husband hates being a wife." I did this for my wife, just to make my husband happy. ”

"Happy!?" Tang Seng was really going crazy by Zhen Yuanzi: "You abused yourself and said that it was to make me happy, what did you think of me?!" ”

"Husband~" Zhen Yuanzi smiled slightly, a gentle color appeared in her eyes that moved Tang Seng, and she actually had a feeling of virtuous and virtuous at this moment.

Delusional delusion, silently thinking in his heart that he must have been blind just now to think that Zhen Yuanzi, who can harm himself, has any virtuous and virtuous temperament, Tang Seng held back a slap on Zhen Yuanzi's buttocks, and then scolded her for the impulse of a day and a night, so he carried her to the bedside, and then carefully put her on the bed and let her sit against the head of the bed. Then, Tang Seng squatted down and lifted the hem of Zhen Yuanzi's robe.

The skin was like congealed fat, snow-white and flawless, and the delicate calves like jade were exposed in front of Tang Seng, but Tang Seng couldn't help but grit his teeth a little. Looking at the deep circle of bruises on the calf, and then gently stroking, the urge to hold Zhen Yuanzi and beat her ass, and then scold her for a day and a night suddenly came to my heart again.

Suddenly stood up, his expression was cold, Tang Seng condescendingly looked at Zhen Yuanzi, who was unconsciously blushing because he was being touched on his calf, and he said coldly: "Isn't it fun?" ”

I don't understand why Tang Seng suddenly became such an attitude, but in the face of his cold gaze, Zhen Yuanzi, the ancestor of the Earth Immortals, actually had a feeling of weakness, her body twisted slightly, and she pretended to be calm and said: "I said it for my wife, it's just ......"

"Shut up!" Interrupting Zhen Yuanzi's sophistry, Tang Seng gave her a slap in the face, not heavy or light, but it was definitely enough to keep Zhen Yuanzi shut up.

Looking at Zhen Yuanzi, who was covering his cheeks and his eyes were full of disbelief, Tang Seng's tone was as cold as ice: "Tell you, don't think that the ancestor of the earth immortals, a little cleverness can take care of me." Next time something like this happens, I promise to leave you right away! ”

Tang Seng Sen's cold gaze seemed to pierce her heart, I don't know if it was because her careful thinking was exposed and her heart was weak, or because she was shocked by Tang Seng's angry momentum, she was obviously slapped in the face, but Zhen Yuanzi found that she didn't even have the courage to refute.

Covering his face and bowing his head, the dignified ancestor of the earth immortal was as aggrieved as a mortal daughter-in-law who was abused by her husband: "I understand for my wife." ”

"Humph! Stupid woman! ”

Seeing that Zhen Yuanzi was so knowledgeable, Tang Seng snorted coldly and stopped training her, he said indifferently: "I'll go get something and I'll be back soon." Remember, if you dare to come nonsense again, don't blame me for being polite. ”

"Oh." Still covering his face and bowing his head, Zhen Yuanzi responded obediently.

"Fool who owes it cleanup."

Glancing at the bruises on Zhen Yuanzi's legs, Tang Seng snorted again and turned around and left the room.

After a while, Tang Seng who had left came back. Unlike when he left, his hands were empty, and Tang Seng who came back not only carried a basin of hot water, but also held a piece of cloth and a small bottle in his hand.

Bringing the water to the side of the bed and putting it down, Tang Seng didn't look at Zhen Yuanzi, so he squatted down and took off her shoes and socks for her, and then put her delicate bare feet into the basin.

Suddenly being held by Tang Seng's feet, Zhen Yuanzi couldn't help but be stunned, staring down at Tang Seng who was washing his feet seriously, and wonderful emotions suddenly came to his heart, like warm water filled with honey wrapped in his heart, making his heart very warm, but also a little sweet. The slightly tingling cheeks were unconsciously dyed red, looking at Tang Seng, Zhen Yuanzi was actually stunned.

The soles of her feet were well-proportioned, her five fingers were exquisite, and Tang Seng, who was holding Zhen Yuanzi's beautiful feet like works of art, cleaned her suddenly: "What are you moving, do you want to be beaten?" ”

Sobering up from his distraction and secretly glancing at Tang Seng, Zhen Yuanzi whispered, "It's a little itchy." ”

"I'm not afraid of pain, what itching are you afraid of?" With a fierce scolding, Tang Seng still lightened the action of cleaning Zhen Yuanzi's feet.

After carefully cleaning Zhen Yuanzi's feet and a small calf, Tang Seng stopped. Pushing the basin aside, and then wiping Zhen Yuanzi's wet feet with a cloth, Tang Seng pulled out the cork of the bottle and poured some of the plaster in his palm.

Smelling the fragrance, Zhen Yuanzi was a little curious: "Husband, what are you doing?" ”

"Drugged an idiot woman who harmed herself." He replied angrily, but Tang Seng did not refute Zhen Yuanzi's address to him for the first time.

Putting down the bottle and wiping off the plaster in his palm with both hands, Tang Seng rubbed the bruises on Zhen Yuanzi's calf with his palm. A miraculous thing happened, as Tang Seng's hand gently brushed the injury, the bruise on Zhen Yuanzi's leg actually disappeared.

Sensing that the pain in his leg was gone, Zhen Yuanzi couldn't help but raise his eyebrows lightly: "Husband, where did you get the medicine?" It's not in the view, is it? ”

"As long as it's useful, why do you care so much?" responded to Zhen Yuanzi with a bad attitude, but Tang Seng's movements on his hands did not stop, and he carefully medicated Zhen Yuanzi until all the bruises on her legs were removed, and then he stopped.

After a closer look, he found that the bruises were indeed not visible at all, Tang Seng breathed a sigh of relief, and his face, which had been stiff, couldn't help but relax.

"Okay, your leg is fine, I'll go first." Plug the cork of the bottle, and then put it away, Tang Seng was going to flash.

Pulling Tang Seng's clothes, Zhen Yuanzi stared at him and said, "Husband, you don't rest so late, where are you going?" ”

"Well, this ......" The anger disappeared, Tang Seng returned to his original virtue, his eyes were dripping and not facing Zhen Yuanzi's gaze, he said seriously: "Haha, the night is good tonight, so I plan to bask in the moon, bask in the moon." ”

"That's it...... Then go with your husband for your wife. With a smile, Zhen Yuanzi was about to put on his shoes, and then go with Tang Seng to bask in the moonlight.

Tang Seng: "......"

Oh my God! What did you provoke this crazy woman, why didn't she let go of the uncle? Secretly scolded in his heart, Tang Seng had to change his mind. After all, he said that he went to bask in the moonlight just to hide from Zhen Yuanzi, and now Zhen Yuanzi is going to follow, so it's a ghost!

grinding his teeth, Tang Seng decisively interrupted Zhen Yuanzi's action of putting on her shoes, and then pushed her down on the bed with a tiger face.

"Go in, uncle, I want to sleep!"

was stunned, and then turned over to the bed, not letting Tang Seng see his expression, Zhen Yuanzi showed a sly smile like a female fox who had stolen a chicken. Not letting her emotions be exposed, her voice was cold and heartwarming: "Didn't you say to go to the moonlight?" Husband. ”

"Uncle has changed his mind, what's wrong?"

Glaring at Zhen Yuanzi viciously, Tang Seng said viciously: "Let the uncle go in, the uncle wants to sleep outside!" ”

"Is the male protagonist outside, the female protagonist inside...... Yes, husband. The voice couldn't hide the pleasure, and Zhen Yuanzi lay down in the bed as he said.

Outside the male protagonist, inside the female protagonist, you are a ghost! Glaring angrily at Zhen Yuanzi, who was looking at him with a smile on the bed, Tang Seng took off his shoes and lay on the bed angrily.

"Let's talk about it first, Uncle doesn't look down on you crazy woman, remember to keep your distance when you sleep, if you do the same as last night, be careful that Uncle kicks you out of bed, understand?"

"Understood."

Blowing out the oil lamp in the house with a gentle breath, Zhen Yuanzi in the dark leaned sideways and grabbed Tang Seng's arm.

“…… Bastard! Didn't you say keep your distance!? ”

"It's a little cold."

"Who are you crazy woman fooling!! You're a fairy...... Damn, why did your legs come up too, hurry up and get out of the way!! ”

"Good night, husband."

"Don't listen to people, stinky woman!!"

In Tang Seng's angry scolding, Zhen Yuanzi, who held his arm, fell asleep quietly.

Sensing that Zhen Yuanzi's breathing was even, Tang Seng couldn't help but stop scolding. Turning his head sideways, he couldn't help but grit his teeth when he saw Zhen Yuanzi's peaceful sleeping face in the dark.

"Immortal, what a ghost you crazy woman sleeps on?"

Stretched out his hand to pinch Zhen Yuanzi's face, and after two strokes of Zhen Yuanzi's hand, Tang Seng finally had to sigh and accept the facts, and closed his eyes depressedly.

……