043 is as steady as a dog
The Jade Emperor was lying on a bench napping, and suddenly, his mobile phone rang. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
At first glance, it was Meng Po.
The corner of his mouth smiled and connected the mobile phone, "Sister Meng, that thing is done, right?" ”
"Of course, the old lady first used a series of things to make him dizzy, and then with a little coercion, he agreed without a master!" Meng Po's heartless voice came.
The Jade Emperor smiled sinisterly, "Give a first-class merit to Sister Meng!" ”
Meng Po said: "Don't talk to the old lady about these false things, when planning the building, the old lady should give priority to choosing a good place, and your Lingxiao Treasure Hall must be built on the side!" ”
The Jade Emperor agreed, "No problem!" My pursuit is not high, as long as the main hall has a refrigerator, air conditioning, and soft sofas, I can sleep comfortably, and wake up with food in the refrigerator. I'm satisfied with this kind of ordinary life! ”
Well, it's okay to pursue that.
At least half of the six billion people in the world have the same pursuit!
Meng Po said again: "If that kid knows that he has been deceived in the future, you have to take all the responsibility, just say that the old lady was also fooled by you." ”
"One person does things and one person is responsible for it, the idea was proposed by me, and of course the pot will be carried by me!" The Jade Emperor looks very righteous!
Meng Xin didn't know that the 'end of the world' was fake at all!
It was made up by the Jade Emperor and Meng Po who were 'embarrassed'!
These two people have always wanted to have a comfortable nest, and when they saw that Meng Xin was a little money-making expert, they suddenly had a 'bad plan'......
He was a bit miserable this time!
……
The roof of the hotel.
The second senior brother summoned a group of driving clouds, and carried boxes of lunch boxes to driving clouds, and then beckoned Meng Xin, "Come up, I'll fly back with you." ”
"Is this okay? Won't it fall, right? Meng Xin pinched the marshmallow-like white clouds, and his heart was a little bottomless!
Although he knew that the nerd in front of him was a fairy......
But it doesn't feel so strong!
Sometimes he can't help but think, shouldn't he have been fooled by a group of neurotics?
That village is actually a psychiatric sanatorium?
After eating the elixir, I feel that my body has become stronger, but in fact, it is just because I have been fooled and stupid?
Panic!
The second senior brother said: "My driving cloud has been transformed with the help of the senior brother, and it is strong, and it is no problem to carry a mountain!" ”
Isn't it overloaded to carry a mountain?
Drive safely!
Meng Xin still climbed up to the clouds nervously.
Whether it's neuropathy or not depends on this wave!
If it's really a neurosis, it means that most of you are stupid, so you don't have to live, you just fall down and die......
The second senior brother let out a loud 'up'! The clouds immediately flew out of the air, quickly becoming a flash of light, and the white clouds roared by!
Meng Xin leaned over the clouds, trembling with fright!
But in his heart he was ecstatic and couldn't help laughing!
It's a real fairy! Not a neuropathy!
It's a real fairy! Not a neuropathy!
The second senior brother was stunned when he saw this, "Meng Xin, what are you laughing at, are you sick?" ”
Meng Xin laughed like crazy, "I'm not sick, you're not sick, all of us are not sick, hahaha......"
The second senior brother began to panic, "Meng Xin, hurry up and take the medicine, take the elixir, take the second turn to eat, it's still too late to rescue, it's too late, hurry up and ......"
……
The speed of driving the clouds is very fast, and it will fly from the rotten city to the entrance of the village in a short time!
Slowly stopped.
The two of them got off the clouds, and the second senior brother began to move the lunch box down!
Meng Xin couldn't help but sigh, "The power of the immortals is indeed extraordinary, no wonder it will affect the laws of nature!" ”
The second senior brother interjected and said, "Meng Xin, that's just a miscommunication, it has been verified a long time ago, and it won't affect it." ”
"What did you say?" Meng Xin looked stunned.
The second senior brother said: "After the collapse of the heavenly realm, we can only transfer to the mortal world to live, at that time, there was a god who proposed that we have so many powerful immortals living in the mortal world, will it have a bad impact on the natural laws of the mortal world, so the Jade Emperor personally verified and came to the conclusion of eight words: the same root grows together, and it will not affect - so what you said is not correct." ”
Meng Xin's heart set off a storm, and her mother-in-law was lying!
Why did the mother-in-law lie?
Is it to trick my money?
Well, it must be!
I didn't expect you to be such a mother-in-law!
He immediately took out his mobile phone and prepared to question his mother-in-law......
Then he thought, this nerd's one-sided words may not be reliable, so it is better to confirm it with the Jade Emperor first......
So he climbed up to the clouds again, "Second Senior Brother, I'll borrow your clouds from you!" ”
Ride the clouds and don't move!
The second senior brother smiled and said: "Meng Xin, it's useless for you to do this, this is my driving cloud, it only listens to my ......"
Meng Xin said: "If you dare to be disobedient, I will beat your mother so that she doesn't know you!" ”
Fly out with a whoosh!
The lunch box in the second senior brother's hand fell to the ground with a clatter!
"My Cloud ......"
……
Meng Xin rode the clouds and rushed to the Jade Emperor's door, and pushed open the door of the Jade Emperor's thatched house.
"Jade Emperor, come out quickly, I want to ask you something!"
At this momentum, the Jade Emperor thought that Sun Monkey had come to the door, "It turned out to be Mengxin's little brother, what do you want to ask?" ”
Meng Xin asked straight to the point: "Jade Emperor, have you done experiments, and the result is that divine power will not affect the laws of nature?" ”
The Jade Emperor's heart tightened, why did this kid know about the 'experiment', "You, who did you listen to?" ”
"Second Senior Brother said!"
Cold sweat began to come out on the Jade Emperor's body, because he was lazy, he only used one-tenth of his IQ when he gave Meng Po ideas, so that he ignored the factor of Marshal Tianpeng!
This is a bad thing.
The results of the original experiment were known to all the immortals, since this kid began to doubt, he would definitely ask other immortals, it would be pointless to lie here, not only could not be hidden, but also exposed!
If this kid knows that I have tricked him, then my air conditioner, sofa, refrigerator, and even the dull and leisurely days will be in vain!
This alone is absolutely not allowed to happen!
But what to do?
The Jade Emperor's eyes flickered, and then he became wise in a hurry, "Little Brother Mengxin, do you know how this vast universe and endless planet were born?" Come here, I'll tell you about the time of my creation! ”
- He uses a special move: deflect the subject attack!
This trick is amazing, use awesome topics to attract the attention of the other party, and then make the other party confused through the development of paralysis, so as to achieve the effect of making the other party forget the original topic!
Even the worst can delay time!
Meng Xin's eyes widened in surprise, ", you really participated in the creation of the world, then...... What were the results? ”
He almost got hit!
And yet he steady!
The Jade Emperor said, "Oh, let's not talk about this for now, I will tell you about the origin of mankind." I have witnessed the entire process of human origins, and now the speculations of geoscientists are wrong, do you want to know the correct answer? ”
Wow, that's amazing!
As soon as it is published, it will shock the world in minutes!
And then become the Darwin of the country of flowers!
Meng Xin said excitedly: "I want to know...... But tell me the results of the experiment first! ”
He still did not change his original intention, and he was not tempted at all.
The Jade Emperor said patiently: "Young man, don't be dead-eyed, when I was young, I suffered a big loss in the battle with aliens because of my dead heart...... Speaking of which, there is a UFO buried in my backyard, and I don't know if it's rusty, it's time to dig it out and dry it! ”
"Damn, UFO? UFO inside...... Can I see the results of the experiment? "Mengxin is still as stable as a dog!