The Jade Emperor is a damn egg in his heart, I don't believe it today, I won't be able to cure you little Mengxin!

He said: "Young man, you may not believe it, that UFO was snatched from the Saiyans, and there is a way for ordinary people to obtain Saiyan blood, aren't you interested?" ”

Meng Xin nodded, "I'm super interested, I want to have Saiyan blood, directly super change, blow your head with one punch, so that you don't tell me the results of the experiment!" ”

"I understand, I understand, poor depend on mutation, rich rely on technology, you are a person with pursuits - when is your birthday? Shall I give you a Gundam? ”

……

"Speaking of which, it's about to reach the ripening season of the 'Evil King's True Eye' again, but I haven't found a suitable carrier yet!"

……

"By the way, I also have a box of fruits, which seems to be called Shock Fruit, Immortal Bird Fruit, and Thunder Fruit...... If you don't eat it, it's going to rot, why don't you choose one? If you have a big appetite, you can eat it together! ”

……

"Not interested? It doesn't matter, I still have some gadgets here, look at this brooch, as long as you wear it on your body and shout a slogan, you can transform into a beautiful girl, and you can also speak for the moon. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

……

"Alright, I've got you to taste, and this one is sure to be your favorite. This is a gourd seed, and after planting, it will grow into seven little dolls, which can grow up without milk, and they are still vying to call you grandpa. Would you like one? ”

……

The Jade Emperor began to panic, this kid is so awesome, such a high-end thing can't attract him, it's even more difficult to deal with than that monkey!

Something suddenly occurred to him, and he said, "Or...... Shall I introduce you to a girlfriend? ”

"Jade Emperor, don't talk about it, I just want to know about the experiment...... Well, what do you say? Girlfriend? How old is it? Isn't it pretty? How's the personality? Which girl? Meng Xin was excited, as if he had been beaten with chicken blood!

Jade Emperor: "......"

This wave of girlfriends is super god again!

It's still a girlfriend!

"Jade Emperor, tell me quickly, which girl is it?" Mengxin Monkey is in a hurry!

The Jade Emperor panicked!

He can introduce a fart girlfriend, he hasn't been far away in thousands of years, and he doesn't even know a female goblin.

The immortals know some, such as Guanyin Bodhisattva, Meng Po, Chang'e...... If it does, it will really make the end of the world - it's true!

The sentence he just came out of was purely a rush to the doctor!

He thought for a moment and said, "Otherwise, let's talk about the 'experimental results'......"

Return to the original intention first, and then continue to flicker.

Anyway, with the first experience, the second time I flickered around, I was familiar with the road.

However, Meng Xin quit, "It doesn't matter what the results of the experiment are, let's talk about our girlfriend, when will we ask her out for dinner?" ”

Paralyzed, I can't bend back......

The Jade Emperor's mood at the moment is very fast!

Because he found himself helpless!

At this moment, the door was suddenly pushed open, and the second senior brother rushed in in a hurry, "Meng Xin, it's not good, the world is over, hurry up and come out to save the world!" ”

In the room, the two faces are confused!

Then it turned into a hatred and a joy!

The joy is the Jade Emperor, he didn't expect this nerd to be enlightened, no longer stumbling on people, but knowing how to help people out of the siege, he gave full marks for this wave of transfer topics, if you change to a less exaggerated topic, you can give one more point......

Forget it, after all, it's just getting the hang of it, and you can't be too harsh.

Naturally, he was angry, he didn't expect this nerd to learn this set back, and he really responded to the old saying: good ones can't learn, bad ones will!

Must be well educated!

So he criticized harshly and said: "Second senior brother, you don't study well at a young age, and it must be worse when you grow up, I don't allow you to play with them in the future, stay away from them, do you know?" ”

"Meng Xin, hurry up, the world will be destroyed if it's late......" The second senior brother grabbed Meng Xin's hand and pulled him to the door!

"You're still coming! You let go, let go! Second Senior Brother, let me tell you, you really disappointed me this time, you actually ...... Wozh! ”

When Meng Xin saw the scene outside the door, he was immediately frightened!

I saw the glow colliding outside, the meteors were stringing together, and the huge shock wave was stirring around again and again, like the stars exploding! The earth cracked and collapsed, revealing abyssal ravines in which magma poured in, and fierce fires swept away, creating a scene of apocalyptic ovens......

The place where the Jade Emperor's thatched house is located is the only isolated island left in the magma!

Meng Xinhe has seen this kind of scene before!

Scared, he collapsed directly on the ground!

Like a puddle of mud!

My head is blank!

“…… Mengxin ...... Perk...... Only you...... Save...... Generation...... ......"

He vaguely heard someone shouting at him, but his consciousness seemed to be banished into the endless void, drifting away from the voice!

His pupils dimmed!

"Stop shouting, his soul has been scared away!" For the first time, the Jade Emperor's lazy face showed solemnity, and he pointed at Meng Xin's forehead and said softly: "In my name: Three souls and seven spirits are back!" ”

A spiritual light shot into Meng Xin's head!

After a while, Meng Xin's pupils shrank, and a spirit would come to his senses!

Just now, half of his soul entered the Ghost Gate Pass, and it was the Jade Emperor who spread the word to the ghost realm and pulled his scattered souls back with an edict.

In other words: he's the one who has died once now!

Scared to death!

This is probably the first protagonist in history to be scared to death!

It's also aggrieved!

Meng Xin, who came back to life, finally returned to his normal reaction - shivering, and his teeth chattered and asked, "What year is it now?" What is this place? ”

He thought that he must have crossed over, but he didn't know if he had traveled to prehistory or to another planet!

The second senior brother shook him, "Mengxin, it's 2016, this is our home, our tun - don't be confused, wake up, the world is still waiting for you to save!" ”

Meng Xin pushed away the second senior brother's hand, "Don't lie to labor and management, labor and management just said a few words, can the world become like this?" ”

Even if it's a Hollywood disaster movie, there should be a cause and effect foreshadowing, right?

The sky fell apart without any preparation......

Only a third-rate novel would dare to write like that!

The second senior brother said: "This can be regarded as moderation, if they completely let go of fighting, the earth would have been penetrated long ago!" ”

They?

Beat?

"What the hell is going on?"

The second senior brother said excitedly: "It's that they are fighting, you see, the Bodhisattva, the Heavenly King, the Immortal, the True Monarch...... They are all in a pot of porridge, and the scene is out of control! ”

Meng Xin stared at the outside world carefully, and when the chaotic string of meteors occasionally stopped, he finally found that those were all flying immortals!

He saw Nezha, who had three heads and six arms, like a god and a demon......

The domineering and awe-inspiring Four Heavenly Kings......

The majestic bodhisattva......

All these immortals are now red-faced!

All kinds of immortal arts and magic weapons come and go......

The most conspicuous thing is a golden tower, similar in shape to Leifeng Tower, covering in the air...... If Meng Xin guessed correctly, it should be the exquisite pagoda of Li Jing, the king of Tota!

Meng Xin was completely messy, "What the is going on?" Why did they fight? ”

Mad cow disease...... Oh no, is madness rampant?

The second senior brother said: "Because the food we brought back was so delicious, but God had more meat and less meat, they scrambled to eat, and then they fought, and then it became like this!" ”

Meng Xin's mouthful of old blood spurted out three feet away......

Why the are you telling me again?

Grab a meal?

Just for a few boxes of meals, they hit an apocalypse?

Meng Xin feels that his sperm hurts so much!